/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11440072
Sex with Hatate!
Sex with Hatate!
Sex with Hatate!

>>11440072
Hatatatatatatata

is she looking at pics of her conquered men or what

>>11440130
Hatate doesn't conquer anything.

taters best tango

Another quality 2hu thread ;)

>>11440149
What does taters tots taste like

Please do not sexualize Hatate.

bum

Who is this girl again?
I have the feeling I saw her before.

>>11440850
Wow, she's smoking cannabis in that picture. You don't often see references to cannabis/drugs in Japanese media.

>>11447720
Damn it ZUN. Put down the beer and get to work

>>11447728
Taters is just that cool. Best tengu. Best toho

>>11449957
>Hatate's pretty cute. I wish I could flip that skirt of her and spank her ass.
Yep.

>>11450007
Nope.

>>11441373
she sexualize herself

>>11450017
Why not?

>>11441373
That's her fault not mine!

>>11450074
There's absolutely no reason to not give Hatate some violent lovings.

>>11450084
Maybe if you're a sadistic asshole.

>>11450084
I agree. And there's no reason not to spank her ass like a little girl until she cries.

Little excessive, janitor.

>>11450007
>>11450084
>>11450099
>>11450101
Don't be mean to her.

>>11450181
She wants it.

>>11450187
She does not. Hatate's not that kind of girl.

>>11450181
She's a youkai. No matter what you do to her, she'll never be hurt.
That's why she's perfect as a submissive, you can spank her bare ass all day long, she'll be fine when the sun set.

>>11450243
That's not true. Youkai are people too, and this one is pretty sensitive.

>>11450252
That's why she needs to be in a relation with someone strong, to make up for her sensitivity.

And she really has a great and spankable ass.

>>11450257
She's a shy introvert, though. Can't have someone too strong and dominant or she'll just get walked all over.

And what does a spankable ass have to do with it?

>>11450267
If there's nobody to push her forward, she'll never get anything done or will never leave her house.

And having a spankable ass is a plus in a relationship.

>>11450271
Yeah, but can't push to hard.

Hatate probably isn't one for spankings.

>>11450278
>Hatate probably isn't one for spankings.
Excuse me? I don't understand nonsense.

>>11450278
Hatate doesn't break that easily.

>>11450271
thats my favorite taters picture

>>11450290
The goal isn't to break her.
The goal is purely sexual. Oh, and some people might say that with her getting spanked on a daily basis, she'll grow used to pain and stuff, but that's just an excuse made up to spank her.

>>11450290
Oh, that's not what I meant at all. Just that if her partner is so dominating, she'll just end up so overshadowed that it'll be all about him, not her.

>>11450286
>>11450296
I'm not liking where this is going. You WANT it to hurt?

>>11450304
>I'm not liking where this is going. You WANT it to hurt?
Not quite sure what your question is. But usually, that's the point. Even through spanking isn't really about pain and more about the submissive "I'm the boss and you obey" side, but I won't describe why that's my fetish, /jp/ is already scorned enough like that.

My point is, Hatate's got a great ass and I wouldn't mind spanking her on a daily basis.

God DAMN taters is sexy as hell. Time for sad panda

>>11450312
She would.

>>11450315
Say if you find anything good.

So do people know about her now? Nobody knew about her but Aya during DS, but there were Kakashi news articles in SoPM.

>>11450371
She meets the entire cast in the aftermath of double spoiler and reappears in HM, just about everyone should recognize her now.

>>11450326
She would enjoy being spanked? Great.

>>11450402
You know that's not what I meant.

>>11450417
Well, I agree with you about the fact that she needs to be spanked. Obviously less than Aya, but that outrageous ass of her...

>>11450459
I never said that!

>>11450467
But I agree with you on the fact that Hatate needs to bent over a chair while I lift her skirt, to squirm around a bit when I lower her panties, and finally to start crying when I start smacking her ass.

I agree with you on this.

>>11450475
its called her bum

>>11450483
Whatever it is, I'll be happy once I see it getting slapped until it's red.
I'll be happy when I'll see her crying face.

No bullying.

>>11450493
Are you telling me that this round, white bottom isn't calling for a slap?

>>11450483
It really brightens up my day when I see a pair of god tier thighs

>>11450475
I'm not agreeing to that, you oaf. No spanking the crows, no making the crows cry.

>>11450535
But when the crows cries, there are stories going on.
Or does that only happen when the cicadas are the one crying?

>>11450551
No idea. I think that's a different sort of crying.
Regardless, if theirs stories going on, the crows should be out reporting on them, not getting painfully spanked.

>>11450565
I think Aya would love writing an article about Hatate getting spanked.

>>11450575
Perhaps. I think she might come to her defense if she starts sobbing, though.

>>11450580
I like your optimism.

I mean, sure, it's not like Hatate and Aya fought each other. It's not like Hatate scorns Aya for making shit up, while Aya scorns Hatate for being so cowardly.

My guess? Not only she would take picture, but she would also try to help.

>>11450593
Aya's not the spanking type. If she was going to help bully Hatate, she'd do something else.

I think there are limits to their rivalry, though.

Bullying is wrong.

>>11450604
>Aya's not the spanking type. If she was going to help bully Hatate, she'd do something else.
Source about that?
I've seen a doujin where she sells Hatate to some mind-breaking noface Anon. Compared to that, spanking's pretty mild.

That being said, I'm out of Hatate ass, so unless I launch MMD and start making pictures, I'm out.

>>11450616
Shut up, nerd.

>>11450616
Thanks for pointing that out, Captain.

>>11450629
She just doesn't seem the type. She seems even less the type to set people up to be raped and broken, doujin be damned.

>I'm out.
Good riddance!

aya pls go
shit tangos not welcome

>>11450640
Changed my mind. Just because you seemed too happy with me out.

And Aya is canonically a bitch. Not as bitchy as Seiga, but still a major bitch. She would probably help a stalker to figure Hatate's daily routine.

I'm sure their rivalry is more playful than sinister.

>>11450672
That's what's wonderful with Touhou, you can be totally wrong.

Have the spankfags left yet?

Most tedious argument ever

>>11450673
They stopped talking about spanking.

>>11450673
>tedious argument
You never went to any serious website, did you?

>>11450672
I wouldn't call it playful, but I wouldn't call it sinister either.

Is there any Touhou girls deserving a spanking more than Hatate? I don't think so.

>>11450672

i'm sure they're both pure maidens

>>11450682
Why on earth would anyone visit a serious website?

>>11450689
To learn what a tedious argument look like?
That thing about spanking wasn't an argument. It was just one guy trying to convince another and failing at it.

>>11450666
Bah. She's not bad enough to do that, at least.

>Changed my mind. Just because you seemed too happy with me out.
Just as planned.

>>11450686
Tewi, Seiga, that one new Touhou who flips stuff, maybe some of the fairies. Aya, probably.

>>11450692
You what else is tedious?

You.

>>11450693
Dunno. If you read her interview, she looks like a subspecies of the attention whore. Half-causing, half-witnessing accidents, writing articles about them, and then rubbing the article full of nonsense in people's faces while repeating "FREEDOM OF PRESS ! FREEDOM OF PRESS".

I'm sure that, if there's fame or money on the line, she would gladly sell one of her rival. Moreso when said rival directly attacked her (during Double Spoiler) and made further interviews complicated (since Aya blames Hatate for Reimu being so aggressive toward tengus).

>>11450699
Just because I'm making sense? By that logic, your teachers were tedious.

>>11450706
Acting like a teacher on /jp/ is tedious.

Accept it and pls stop replying to me

>>11450704
I'm not seeing that at all.

>>11450712
Why don't you stop responding?

>>11450712
Why don't YOU stop?

>>11450715
I asked you to stop. Please. I'm not in the mood for your shit tonight.

>>11450719
Why don't you leave 4chan if you're not in the mood for arguing.

>>11450719
You didn't ask me anything.

Fine! I'll leave. Maybe I'll kill myself too.

Assholes ;_;

>>11450695
>Tewi, Seiga, that one new Touhou who flips stuff, maybe some of the fairies. Aya, probably.
You've got a point. Well, several, in fact.
Now I'm not sure what I want.

>>11450732
Probably spanking pictures/stories. Thanks for the inspiration.

>>11450731
Nerd! You don't do it sissy boy!

>>11450735
Spanking pictures/stories, sure (even through I'd rather watch/read than than make them). But about who? I'm not sure.

I think I'll check that "girl who flips stuff".

>>11450742
The implication was I was going to make one. I already have subjects lined up somewhere.

>>11450746
Okay. Links when, where?
You got me excited (that came out wrong), so don't lie to me.

>>11450755
I'll link to your post. Eventually. I'm a slow writer. See you in the future.

>>11450775
Fine. I'll just invade another Touhou thread if that Hatate thread is dead.

You'll recognize me easily.

>You'll never be able to propose to Taters ;_;

>>11450807
pls no rubbing it in
:*(

>>11450818
she'd decline anyway q_q

>>11450818

i want to rub it in

That thread got a lot slower.

>>11450934
Slow things don't please the Taters

i want to please her slowly and thoroughly

and deeply

>>11450243
why the fuck do people do this
put a bigger version of the image in the background
it looks retarded

>>11451026
I know, right? You can't do that without lens flare.

Hatate's skirt should be shorter.
Discuss.

>>11451182
Personally, I like it longer

>>11451249
>...what do you want?

Well?

Crows in love.

Who caves in first? Hatate who lacks the confidence to assert her feelings, or Aya who can't possibly admit she has them?

>>11451299
Those legs are strange, but those loooooooong socks are awesome.

>>11451299
Does red sight still make doujins?

>>11451323
There was a c83 one. He's had activity since then, but I don't know about any more books.

>>11451345
I must have it.

>>11451345
Nice skirts.

>>11451279
I'm guessing Aya, since she's probably the first one to notice it's actually a mutual feeling. Also considering how clumsy Taters is, she's not going to be exactly good at hiding it.

>>11451585
I love this artist so much.

Seeing how they're mostly midair, why are they wearing skirts? Isn't that a little impractical and sometimes a little revealing?

>>11451615
That's part of their plan to take over the Human Village : by making men fall in love with them.

>>11451636
I think I fell for it then :[

>>11451640
YOU FOOL ! THAT'S WHAT THEY WAN- oh hello cutie. Are you free tonight?

>>11451615
Tengu skirts are mysterious things. You'd think they would provide tons of panty shots, yet few have successfully seen up them. I blame magic.

>>11451664
Clearly they're dysfuntioning. Another excuse to spank Hatate.
Or to date her and treat her to a fine dinner.

>>11451684
Or are they functioning just as intended?

Dinner would be nice. Go slow, draw her out of her shell.

>>11451684
You should go for it! She might just be waiting for your call!

>>11451697
So how would you invite a tengu? Since, unlike Aya, you can't just shout : "Hey, you up there ! I like you, please go out with me !"

>>11451367
It is scanned, you know.
http://exhentai.org/g/562214/c5b71a6d87/

>>11451710
That's a good question. Aya's around, she's not.
Phone, maybe? I bet her cellphone ringing would give her quite a shock.

>>11451712
>that fucking panda
I tried EVERYTHING to get rid of that asshole, registering on e-hentai, editing the cookie, nothing worked.
I hate pandas now.

>>11451721
Strange.
Describe how you edited the cookies.

>>11451718
Then what do you say?
"Hi, I never met you before, but I saw you on the Internet, please go out with me?"

>>11451721
hey can you go back to /a/

this is a board for true /jp/sies only

not crossies like you

ty

>>11451733
Go fuck yourself, you illiterate scoundrel.

>>11451727
That line gets them all. Go for it boy

>>11451737
What if she says something like :
"Hang on, you're going too fast, even for me. Do I know you?"
What do I do, then?

>>11451727
You shouldn't ask her out out of nowhere. You shouldn't ask any of them out out of nowhere, but especially not Hatate. She'd just get a little freaked, refuse, and retreat.

I dunno, comment on how you're surprised the call got through? Try and start a conversation! You're never going to get anywhere with her if you can't do that.

>>11451744
Apologize, say you're a little nervous. Be honest; Hatate likes honesty.

>>11451735
im reading your 2hu weeb doujinshi right now lol

feels good man

>>11451745
So it should go like this?

"Hello?"
"Hello? Who's calling?"
"Hu? Oh, I don't know. I-I mean, I just got that telephone, and I was playing with the numbers. Who's there?"
"Give your name first."
"You're a woman, right? Not from the village, right?"
"And you're a man from the village. See, anyone can jump to conclusion with small hints."
"Hahaha, I give up. I'm Anon, from the Human Village. To be honest, I wasn't sure it would work. I mean, I'm lost here, I can't contact my boss, and here, I got you. Haha, what are the odds?"
"You're lost here? What do you mean?"
"Well, I'm Anon, I told you. I'm English, currently in Japan for business. I got lost, and ended up here."
"..."
"Hello? I-I'm sorry, did I scare you?"
"No, it's just that strangers are quite rare."
"Yeah, I can see that. I asked around, apparently not only they're rare, but most of them are, um, killed when arriving here."
"..."
"..."
"Say, since you're a stranger, you know a lot of things about telephones, right?"
"Hu? Well, I can't build one, but I can use one, yeah."
"Could you come over to my place?"

>>11451761
wow

this is really pathetic even for /jp/

gratz dude

Why does Hatate shop at Hot Topic?

>>11451761
Maybe? I don't know. I'm not Hatate.

>>11451761
Why would she need help with telephones though?

>>11451787
She only uses her telephone to take pictures.
Surely she wants to use it to its full potential.

>>11451787
I imagine she just uses it for photos. She might not even know about it's functions as a phone.

Picture her sitting around being bored, when suddenly her phone makes some high-pitched jingling noise she's never heard before. Then starts talking to her.
Cute.

>>11451799
>Picture her sitting around being bored, when suddenly her phone makes some high-pitched jingling noise she's never heard before. Then starts talking to her.
That's making my short even cuter. You've got imagination, you should write it.

>>11451802
I should do a lot of things.

>>11451814
Like curing cancer, stopping racism, writing an awesome book that will shines for centuries, and writing a fanfiction about a minor character from a video game.

>>11451823
And writing smut.

>>11451835
Smut?

Well, anyway, off I go. It's 5 in the morning, and I start work in 2 hours, so I'd better sleep a bit.

>>11451838
Yup.

>>11451851
Serves you right.
G'night, assanon.

>>11451757
holy shit you owned that nerd LMAO

I am so fucking upset that she didn't get a profile in SoPM.

>>11452061
I am so fucking upset she didn't get a spanking in doujins.

>>11452548
Why would she get spanked?

cutest 10gu

>>11451863
Why are you so mad?

>>11451615
Why is Momi also airborne? Is her levitating ability canonical?

I'm so confuse

>>11452725
She's flying in MoF.

And to be honest, everyone in the game can fly anyway.

>>11452729
Yes but outside the game setting I don't imagine them flying around and covering Gensokyo in "bullets".

My world is crashing down around me and I don't like it.

>>11452758
You don't shoot when there's no enemy around.
But you still run.

Same with flying. You don't shoot bullets when there's nobody attacking you, but you still fly.

>>11452764
So why not fly all the time? What is the use of wings, then?

Why would Momi run around on patrol when she could just survey a vast area from the air.

Seriously, man, I'm freaking out here. I use Gensokyo as my main fantasy escape. I spend at least 4 hours a day there in my head.

>>11452772
Flying is like running. You can do it all the time, but you don't, because everyone around you is walking and you'll look like a moron, being the only guy running.

too much words

>>11452959
You're right. Let's stop talking, and start spanking.

Taters is a cat!

>>11452959
>too much words

Ladies and gentlemen, /jp/ A.D. 2013.

And I still remember when an imagedump attempt like that would be answered with http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=himekaidou_hatate+ or, better yet, http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=%E3%81%AF%E3%81%9F%E3%81%A6

>>11453074
I don't mind dumping pictures.
But it gets boring if nobody's talking.

>>11453074
us oldfags XD

>>11453074
This is an imageboard. Post images or go hang out in the textboards with the automated spammers.

I want to beat Hatate's ass with a wooden spoon.

>>11453134
The point he was making is that OP was lazy. My point is that and that there should be a balance between pictures and talk, as in this thread even if it's mostly whether spanking Hatate is good.

>>11453143
no spanking of the hatate pls

>>11453147
The main advantage of text over pictures is that if someone just doesn't want to read about spanking Hatate, he can just skip the conversation.
If I were to post spanking pictures, on another hand, that person would be more or less forced to watch them, even if he's just scrolling down.

That's why, even through I'm talking about spanking Hatate, I post safe or borderline pictures, and not NSFW. That's my way to respect your opinion and stuff.

But I gotta admit her face isn't that great in this picture.

Could someone post pictures of her with well drawn/colored wings? I'm trying to learn how to draw bird youkai wings and its hard because of how few good references there are.

These look good to me
>>11452623
>>11450975
>>11450672

>>11453203
Here you go. Well, they're probably broken in that picture, but, still...

>>11453213
oh you..

>>11453215
Hey, you asked wings, and I'm nice enough to not post a picture of Hatate getting spanked despite how much I crave for that, so don't get mad at me.


Seriously now, I don't think wings are supposed to be that flexible.

>>11453203
these have interesting shape

>>11453203
You could maybe just try looking at crow wings for reference or something.

>>11453147
I've noticed lately that the chances of your post being deleted and getting a ban request on you increases exponentially the more words you use. I guess it's to prevent any type of one on one conversation on the chance it might devolve it something vaguely "blog like".

Not including a touhou related pic is also dicey these days.

Welcome to these crazy times!

>>11453218
That wasn't me, but thanks.

>>11453203
tater wings with some color

I like spanking Hatate, you like her wings. Let's share.

>>11453225
I've done some studying on bird wing anatomy, but it's quite a bit different from the usual anthropomorphic shape people draw them in. They're more like angel wings if anything.

>>11453234
People already posted most of the good wing pictures of her that I have unfortunately.

A short skirt is fine, too.

>>11453248
A really short skirt, and some wings.
I like that Hatate. Short skirt means easier to spank.

Great. Now spanking Hatate is becoming a meme.

Leave the tengu butts alone you perverts!

>>11453262
But, but the way she's looking at me like that? She's begging for one.

>>11453274
I suppose you think the way she dresses means she is asking to be raped?

That's not cool, man. Don't impose your subjective pervert-thoughts on touhous. Unless you want the feminists to invade Gensokyo then go right ahead and ruin things for everyone.

>>11453285
I'm talking about spanking, you idiot.
Rape is something I'm not joking about, because it's not funny to me.

But spanking Hatate is funny to me, and I'd really like to do so.

>>11453292
Can I be your Hatate tonight?

>>11453301
I have no interest in 3D girls.

>>11453304
oh you're one of those guys huh. Oh well, before it gets too offtopic, go taters!

>>11453292
Non-consensual spanking is both violent and sexual. Sounds like rape to me!

This pic is 1337 hax animated png btw

>>11453321
If I were after a 3D girl, I wouldn't be posting here.

>>11453332
Rape means penetration. It's when your dingy goes in the miss' inner part. Spanking is just sexualized light violence.

That being said, I don't think I like the "emo Hatate" persona that I see sometimes.

>>11453337
I'm comparing forced spanking and rape. Not saying it's the exact same thing. My initial comparison kind of got lost in that last post, sorry.

I just don't want you hurting my waifu, ok? I'm NOT happy about this whole "let's spank taters" trend.

>>11453346
Never said anything about forced spanking.
Given what tengus are, or rather, what gensokyo citizens are, trying to spank or rape them is probably the last thing you would do.

But I'd still spank her butt.

>>11453354
Look, I'm getting worn out and depressed by all this.

Can you at least stop saying the word "spank" for the rest of this thread?

It would really help my mood.

>>11453366
Fine. I still want to slap her butt red until she cries like a baby, but if you don't want me to say the S-word, I won't.

So yeah, here's Aya owning Hatate hard.

>>11453411
and yet she's still the shittiest tango

>>11453423
Compared to Aya, Hatate is so sp- I mean sexy.

I'd like to see a continuation of >>11451761

Well, since we're done talking, I'll just take a dump.


Hehe. Got it? Dump? Because I'm dumping pictures? That was funny, right?

>>11453446
Hilarious

Almost done.

bakkoi

And my last.

>>11453482
Please don't stop. I haven't shot my load yet

>>11453483
I'm out of safe pictures, and given >>11453366's request, I can't post any of my NSFW pictures.

>>11453427
You're not the only one.

>>11453488
He just said don't say spank. Post them.

>>11453337
>I don't think I like the "emo Hatate" persona that I see sometimes.

I love Hata-tan!

There is something appealing about the fragile/broken look. I wish I could take her pain away

Tater's legs and feet

>>11453769
I have no pictures to show them off, I'm afraid.
I think Aya's got her beat in the legs department anyway.

>>11453769
Taters tots

>>11453823
I just like her legwear. It looks extremely sexy plus she wears sandals so you can see her feet.

I want to sex Hatate's thighs, how should I go about getting permission from her?

>>11453857
Sp**k her a bit to get her in the mood

>>11453878
I like you. A shame I don't have any Hatate picture to share.

>>11453903
I just noticed how sexy tengus socks are.
Just as sexy as Nue's.

Picture will be relevant pretty soon.

>>11453878
That won't work, she'll get mad.

>>11453852
Sandals?

I'd like to write a small continuation of >>11451761

How do you think a shy Hatate would react when she meet a human for the first time?

>>11453976
Momi looks kind of hot as an alpha male bully. I'm feeling confused and scared... please go back to posting lewd tater pics

>>11453981
She's met humans before, probably.

>>11453992
Of course.

But I don't think she met human, from close range. I meet, she's a tengu, and yet she uses some throughography or whatever, so she doesn't need to move from her house.
Even if she moved away from her home, the fact that she doesn't really Gensokyo's personality makes me think that she doesn't leave the mountain often.

So she probably saw humans often, but I doubt she talks to them often.
And I like the idea of a shy Hatate not looking directly at me, despite the fact that she's a tengu.

>>11453981
Eat him.
Who would go to a youkai's home, when said youkai invites him?

>>11454060
Doubt it, Hatate seems like a picky eater.

>>11454003
Well, there you go.

>>11454060
>Who would go to a youkai's home, when said youkai invites him?
An outsider that doesn't know much about youkais and is friendly to anyone from the opposite gender that seems friendly enough to chat

I'll come up with something, give me a few minutes.

>>11451761

Here I go :

The tengu uneasily fidgets, opening and closing her telephone, and pressing buttons at random. She told him to be here at 6PM, so why isn't he here yet? He called as planned, one hour earlier, to receive her instructions and details about the tengu patrols. It would be extremely troublesome if he were to be captured. Her reputation was at stake here.
But the alternative would be for her to move down from the mountain, and while she feels comfortable enough to fly around Gensokyo, her instinct constantly bugs her the very moment she set the foot in a building or a forest. That annoying, constant small voice repeating "if you're in danger, you won't be able to fly, that window isn't big enough, your wings will bumps against the trees". Being a shut-in crow was a constant suffering, as she was forced to live in an place isolated enough to feel relaxed, yet still close enough to the rest of the tengus fortress to feel like she was still a part of the murder.
She opened her phone again. staring at those numbers who appeared when that man talked to her. He mentioned something about "calling", and promised he would explain everything he knows about phones. Despite her panic, Hatate was fascinated by that small tool in her hand.
So, she thought, not only it takes pictures, but it would also allows me to talk without having to move out of my home.
She smiled to herself, and breathed deeply. It was just a human, after all. She could easily overpower him if he tried anything stupid. Well, he sounded like a nice person on the phone, but there was no way to know with those humans. Like that miko, at the Hakurei Shrine, attacking people out of the blue, never explaining the reason.
She smiled to herself as she recalled her latest article about the miko : an interview of that Rumia youkai. Hearing a youkai calling a human a "worsyoukai" has been fun. Hearing the miko screaming in anger when she received the newspaper has been even funnier.

Well, I don't write, I think that's obvious.
Sorry for imposing this on you, but I really wanted to try after reading that conversation from earlier.

>>11454108
>she was forced to live in an place isolated enough to feel relaxed, yet still close enough to the rest of the tengus fortress to feel like she was still a part of the murder.

Who are they murdering?

>>11454128
That was a reference to a murder of crows.
Tobe short, a murder of crows is a fancy name for a bunch of crows. I though it'd be fun.

>>11454135
It was fun, I got the reference.

>>11454060
Tengu eat people?

>>11454145
All youkai eat humans.

>>11454150
Not all of them, no.

Also, image limit...

>>11454163
Now we're stuck with text. We'll have to describe the pictures we want to post.

>>11454170
This is a picture of Hatate in a bathtub, wearing only her top.

>>11454170
That one image of Hatate and Aya
You know the one.

Wow, role-playing AND fanfiction. Not to mention danbooru filenames everywhere and hardly any pixiv IDs. Superb shitposting guys.

>>11454108


The tengu quickly crosses her arms, feeling extremely uneasy. In front of her, sitting at the other side of the table, was the human, currently playing with her phone, and muttering to himself. Finally, he raises his head, meeting her eyes.
"I gotta admit I'm a bit jealous, miss. Your phone is even more recent than mine."
The tengu's shoulders drops.
"So you can't help me?"
"Nah, mate. I can. See, that's the wonderful stuff here, phones are all differents, and yet they're all following the same logic. If you can use one, you can use any of them."
How convenient, thinks the tengu, and how different from the kappa's contraptions.
"So? How does it work?"
The human shrugs.
"Sorry, miss, I can't tell. But I can explain how to use it. Hang on." Smiling, the man jumps to his feet, walked around the table, and sits next to the tengu. "So, you see, there's that picture function. I guess you know how to use it, but here if you press here, then..."
The tengu's brain stopped listening to the human at this point, trying to process a more important question. Namely, why the human felt the need to sit that close to her. Her should were practically touching, and the way he moved the phone up and down, it wouldn't be long until his hand touches her thigh.
Was he looking for it? Or was she imagining it? Did he really cared about her? She heard that women from the outside world were extremely different. Was he even considering her as a woman, or did he just saw her as a monster?
She closes her eyes and shakes her head in a silent denial. Clearly, he isn't considering her as a monster. Otherwise he wouldn't be here.
"Is there a problem?"
She opens her eyes.

It's always fun when there's a guy who never contributes but always complains. There's a word for that, I think.
If only I could remember it... I think it starts with "lee"" and ends with "-ch".

>>11454201
Hatate can't be this socially awkward.
When is she going to eat him anyway?
Where's the monologue about her considering eating this poor victim?

>>11454204
get the HELL out crossie scum.

I used to think that Hatate was good for nothing, but after this thread, I realized she is good for spanking. Thanks, spanking anon!

>>11454205
If you really want one, I guess I can. But vore and cannibalism are NOT my fetishes, so it'll probably suck.

I can't imagine Hatate literally eating someone. She's far too awkward and timid.

>>11454455
I think the same thing. But I've been bothering everyone with my spanking posts, I think maybe I can try to make him happy if he really wants a "Hatate is pondering if she should eat that guy or not".

Her miniskirt is what makes Hatate so lewd.