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>learn hiragana and katakana
>become confident enough to take a japanese 1 class.
>First day of class, room is full of wanaboos that smell like unwiped ass holes.
>at least the sensei seems nice; she is a little old lady from Japan.
>Everyone talking about their favorite animus – entry level shit.
>I sit down next to two whales with acne from their foreheads to the back of their neck.
> Fat girls asking me about anime, I hide my power level and talk about sophisticated Japanese cinematography.
>they don’t even know who Kurosawa is
>one week later after turning in homework
>sensei walks in and starts screaming at the top of her lungs, everyone is confused.
>she's holds up a person’s homework to the class.
>the name is written in blue pen. I always write my headers in blue pen, she is holding up my homework!
>she yells at the class “WHO ZA FUKO NAME IS ANON?”
>I turn pale, my body starts to shake, I raise my hand.
>everyone in the class turns around, they all have their eyes on me
>the sensei looks at me with such anger that her eyes seem to become parallel to one another.
>she points underneath my name where I have written the class name
>JAP 1
>Entire class gasps at the same time
>sensei rips my homework in half and throws it on the floor
>one of the whales begins to speak the pimples on her cheeks ooze and the acne crust cracks as her lips move turning into flakes as they glide to the floor.
>she looks me in the eye
>“Kuso baka yarou”

What the fuck just happened?

>> No.11449078

hu u qt

>> No.11449080

>>11449069
>FUKO
ファック
ｄｅｌ

>> No.11449081

>>11449069
You wrote your name as anon, and got exposed as an internet terrorist who blows vans up etc.

>> No.11449083

Why do people STILL write like this in 2013? Can you please just type like a normal person? I might actually read your post and respond politely.

>> No.11449083,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11449083
>not a native English speaker
>I sometimes commit grammar mistakes when typing long sentences
>autistic /jp/ers mock me
>I discover meme arrows
>I use meme arrows
>autistic fuck mocks me for using meme arrows
>oh the feelios

>> No.11449083,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11449083,1
I don't know that feel dude.

>> No.11449083,3 [INTERNAL] 

>relating a story
>realize it would be a lot more succinct as greentext
>rewrite it with greentext
>get worried that /jp/ might flip a shit
>rewrite it in plaintext
>it sounds downright ponderous
>decide not to give a shit about convention
>greentext away

>> No.11449083,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11449083,3
I'd rather read that than a greenturd.

>> No.11449083,5 [INTERNAL] 

・be me
・see anime club poster at university
・think "oh this might be cool"
・walk in
・put my hand up
・オッス！ 宜しく、外人野郎共目！（笑）
・whaderu u sayin U FILTHY CHINK?
・俺様の顔が嫌悪な顰め面に成った
・I turn to what appears to be the leader of this sorry group
・"OY VEY I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CLUB CONCERNING JAPANESE ANIMATION YOU FILTHY GOYIM"
・"T-that's right sir... we watch e-epci animays such as NAHRUETO and HARHUHEE"
・"So are you telling me that no one here knows Japanese? How do you watch Japanese animation and have insightful thought-provoking discussion?"
・"You don't need to know jahpaneese to watch anime, we just watch the dubbed version"
>People in the room are starting to look really uneasy
・their fat is beginning to tremble
・suddenly someone speaks up
・"Yo dude can you leave please? We were about to watch Wonderful Days"
・hearing the name of that corean animation I suddenly snapped
・"このチョン目！チョンチョンチョンチョンチョン、チョン！"
・suddenly out of nowhere hundreds of Japanese start pouring into the room
・everyon starts chanting "チョンを殺せ！チョンを殺せ！日本のために！" over and over again
・suddenly I look in a nearby mirror
・I have turned into a spudro spadre
・"FUGIINNNN EBBIINNNN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
・Realizing that at last my time has come I prepare myself
・I am finally taken to the land of eternal shiteposting where I can shitepost forever

>> No.11449083,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11449083,5
>>People in the room are starting to look really uneasy
You fucked up!

>> No.11449083,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11449083,6
that feelio when the buttons are right next to each other.

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