/jp/ - Otaku Culture

who NEET here?

I took it hard once and it was not pleasent.

To this day I still bleed when I poop

I feel like I can't take it easy right now. Work really has me stressing out. Also, I'd like to get married soon, but that doesn't seem in the cards either! What am I supposed to do?

>>11448165
My sides want to file a restraining order against you.

>>11448182
epic macro meme dude

Is this the NEET thread?

>>11448191

>>11448219
looks like it's for those abdicating the NEET throne

>>11448229
Why would anyone ever want to do that?
Some of us would kill for a go at NEETdom.

>>11448155
>>11448219
my parents are going to get county services involved if i don't feel like working or school

/jp/ keeps getting shittier but i dont want to go anywhere else
its getting so hard to take it easy

>>11448236
How old are you? If you're still on, say, your early 20s you should be able to easily bullshit them out of a few more years of freedom.

Had another panic attack today. First time in a few months.

Ended up rolling around under a stairwell

Yeah I was just feeling the same way OP. The thought of wasting so much valuable time is stuck in the back of my mind whenever i'm trying to relax. I have been taking free online courses to sort of curb that feeling. It kinda makes my free time feel a little more earned.

>>11448274
I've noticed that I feel way better when I have some kind of goal that is within reach. I tried to condition myself not to feel that way, to be happy with having no purpose, but it just doesn't work...

>>11448237
Is it? I've been gone forever, and have come back to see it just as shitty as ever. Except now there's no Arc, and that's a huge relief.

Started at university last week after 13 months of NEETdom over the past year and a half (NEET for 6 months, worked for 2 months, NEET for another 6 months).
I started out with 4 courses and now I'm down to just one. This is as close a compromise as I can manage while keeping my parents off my back. I wish I could commit myself fully to the lifestyle like I used to.
Thanks for reading my blog post /jp/.

>>11448308
Silence EET scum

>>11448313
Its only three hours a week dude! Can I still play with you guys?

>>11448179
do whatever you enjoy doing, anon.

after a long day of work, i usually just sit back and listen to music without any interruptions. just sit back and unwind.

>>11448308
Check your privilege EET scum.

Anyone want to be my NEET /jp/ bf?

>>11448336
Yes but only if you are a girl.

>>11448336
Only if you dress up like my 2hus

>>11448345
I can be one if you want me to ;)

>>11448353
No. Stop doing that. It doesnt work that way. SOrry but you cant be a girl if you werent born a girl.

>>11448345
Of course. The best kind of girl. The kind with a penis.

Guys the janitor is really making things rough. I can't vent on /jp/ with that guy around doing everything he can to ruin this place.

>>11448354
wow okay hitler

>>11448354
Check your privilege.

Involuntary NEETdom is actually pretty shit.

Someone give me a job pls.

>>11448302
it feels like i'm becoming distant from /jp/. there's so much more hostility than there used to be, and a steadily increasing crossboarder majority. the moderation is ridiculous now, and i rarely laugh at ironic shitposts anymore. it's either me or they have significantly gone down in quality. it seemed like thread topics used to be a lot more diverse as well.

i dont know, it's just not as easy anymore.

>>11448360
Maybe you should sign up for a blogspot account.

>>11448373
I don't want to blog I just want to take it easy

>>11448371
And what do you consider the glory days, when hostility was low and the shitposts were hilarious?

>>11448378
take it easy in the dumpster, nerd

>>11448371
check out the archives
all of your beloved humor threads get nipped in less than 60 seconds
sometimes touhou threads get deleted just because they didn't follow the status quo

>>11448378
And what exactly do you intend to vent about?

>>11448401
I vent by engaging in interesting discussion. I just want to talk to people. I used to have such fun conversing with people on /jp/ but now I never get the chance because this place is under constant lock down.

I want things to be fun again.

Goodnight /jp/

>>11448489
Goodnight!

>>11448412
About what kinds of topics?

>>11448500
Im not him, but I would love to be able to discuss anything with you, /jp/. Youre often very informed about a variety of interesting topics, alot of which I enjoy reading about and discussing.

>>11448547
wch 2hu wd u fuc

If only sage were here...

I'd recommend weed to anyone who has trouble taking it easy or can't take it easy anymore, especially to those that no longer find enjoyment in their typical hobbies/interests.

I want to be a NEET but i want to have nice things too

how much money do you actually get from welfare and autism bux?

>>11448605
What if I no longer find enjoyment in weed?

>>11448605
Too bad acquiring such a thing requires normie connections

>>11448605
i wish, weed turns me into a paranoid freak

>>11448654
Combine it with SSRIs

>>11448336
Only if you teach me how to sage.

>>11448617
Stop smoking for awhile and wait for your tolerance to go down.
Then smoke again.

>>11448635
I get mine from my Mom.

But if you live in a medical marijuana state, it would be very easy to obtain for anyone on /jp/. If you can get autism bucks, you can get medical weed.
Just go in and tell them you are depressed or have insomnia and you will get a medical card pretty easily.

>>11448657
Combine it with me owning your fuckin nerd ass, queer.

>>11448671
I don't have insurance
Hook me up on that dank shit nigga

>>11448412
Just post it. At least one person (me) will respond. If the thread gets deleted, I'll respond on Warosu.

And I agree with you. I miss talking to people on /jp/.

>>11448681
I hate that feel when you check for replies on warosu and nobody ever did

>>11448682
why does this imply that normals are successful when most are just... normal?

>>11448671
Is your mom a drug dealer?

>>11448689
>this is what normalfags think normalfag means

>>11448695
oh shit hes memeing

>>11448701
haha no

in all seriousness i wish you luck anon because living on the streets garbage

my mom is kicking me out, can i take it easy on the streets ?

>>11448617
The enjoyment is not in weed itself, but how it enhances anything else you do.

You might want to consider changing how you consume it too

What are you feeling, my NEETs?

I don't feel anything because I am depressed.

>>11448705
Pretty good man, I only had a few classes today so it was easy. I'm supposed to be working on my COGS homework right now but I'm just relaxing listenign to music instead.

I have a doctor's appointment in the morning. This will be the first time since I was 18.

What can I say that will give me good mind altering drugs?

>>11448706
Am I not supposed to shove it up me bum?

>>11448705
only normals get depressed
aww cmon bro cheer up im sure you'll get a gf one day ;))

>>11448713
>le feelio when no malky gf

>>11448712
"Ay yo nigguh hand ovuh dem ESS ESS ARR EYES"

That should do it.

>>11448712
You don't want the ones they give you.

>>11448719
Why is that.

>>11448718
Fuck SSRIs. Tell them you can't seem to focus on anything and they'll give you amphetamines.

>>11448719
I need pills to either fix my life or make me not think its worth fixing

Everything else has been attempted and being a NEET is hard when you aren't government funded and your family is poor.

>>11448705
i shoulda kept going to school and living with my mom

>>11448678
I would hook up all of /jp/ if I could.

>>11448691
No, she just likes to take it easy.
Gets most of it from her hippie childhood friend, who also likes to take it easy.
Her husband is a rather chill fellow who smokes, hikes, and plays video games and he takes it easier than anyone I have ever seen before. And his dad was a missionary in pre-WWII Japan, so they can speak a very old dialect of Japanese.
I want to be like him one day, I hope I can take it as easy as he does.

>>11448730
if you're not like, 50 yo, you could always go back.

>>11448717
I am experiencing feels.

Is not having any ambitions an effect of the depression, or is it possible to feel this way normally? I can't imagine myself suddenly gaining goals and ambitions if my depression were to go.

>>11448750
Medicate, immediately.

>>11448750
I think about this too. I don't even know if I would want to be like them.

Its scary, a me without depression wouldn't even be me anymore.

>>11448750
There are some people that are okay with having no ambitions, but they are rare and are extremely proficient at dealing with emotional pain such that they do not experience it when in situations where other people would die from the foreveralone.

I want to kill all of you who keep bumping this shitty thread.

>>11448773
So why didn't you sage then?

>>11448773
There is no need to be upset.

>>11448776
holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

>>11448782
rused

Remember when life didn't suck?

I don't.

I want to move in with a /jp/sie and smoke weed all day with him.

>>11448794
Alone is justice

>>11448770
Alone but not ronery represent. We strong motherfuckers.

You've got to motivate yourself, ain't no meds gonna do it.

>>11448791
I'm saving up to buy property for /jp/ manor. You can come too.

>>11448794
>You've got to motivate yourself, ain't no meds gonna do it.
I wish. Also I'm being forced to do this right now because if I don't think of a plan soon I'll be on the streets. Medication will show me the answer.

>>11448794
I've never felt lonely even though I'm always alone
But that doesn't mean I don't feel bad

>>11448791
>I want to move in with a /jp/sie
You can move in with me if you wa-
>and smoke weed all day with him.
The herbal jew goes in >>>/b/

>>11448802
>>>/pol/

>>11448749
Yeah she wants me to have a job first though, it wouldn't be too hard to find some part time bullshit cashier work I guess.

>>11448762
Yeah. I imagine I wouldn't even be me. Reminds me of this quote:

“I like being myself. Myself and nasty.”
― Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

>>11448754
What with? Ess ess er eyes?

How will it help me, anyway?

>>11448814
>>>/soc/

>>11448791
One day I'll get semi-wealthy and let like 5 /jp/sies at a time live in a guest house. The catch is that they need to make me breakfast.

>>11448800
I've tried the meds. I've seen the street. Nothing's gonna change you but yourself.

>>11448814
>>11448818
>>>/jp/

>>11448823
>>>/out/

>>11448821
>>>/OUT/

>>11448823
Get a load of this noob

>>11448820
Is that so? I'll have to try it for myself though. Even though I'll probably die on teh streets in the winter.

But maybe the drugs will help me.

The only reason I'm not taking cannabis or psyxdelix or other things like that is because I don't know where to find a place to get them

holy fug /jp/ just got epic

We could always just start our own self sustainable community, much like the mennonites. We just need to invade some piece of land nobody cares about and force our woman to make cheese

>>11448823
get a load of this >newfag

>>11448835
yeah.... DICKCHEESE LOL

>>11448835
Thats too much work. We need the goverment to give us more NEETbux. Like exponentially more

>>11448831
That's how you end up dead. No joke, people like us will easily become users. It gives you something else to blame. If you don't directly blame yourself and get over it you can't fix anything. The streets cured me, maybe they'll cure you but it's a pain in the ass.

>>11448835
>our woman
you mean milk?
would you eat cheese made from milk's milk?

>>11448842
Holy shit that was an awesome surprise. 10.5/10. My sides are approaching the ort cloud

>>11448845
I'm not blaming anything else... I hate myself for not being able to do anything. That's why I'm doing this. Maybe I just don't understand you just yet. Maybe I do need to suffer like never before to understand what I need to do.

Hi. I am a giant faggot.

Bye

>>11448849
I would gladly consume milk's milk cheese, but I doubt her low rate milk production would be able to feed every one of us.
Unless we fatten her up with special food rich in bovine somatotropin

>>11448863
Please come back

>>11448852
Being homeless just makes things worse. Everything is so expensive like getting a U-Haul to bring all your stuff to a storage unit, ect. It's better to just go famerNEET out in the woods.

>>11448863
Don't forget: you're here forever.

>>11448889
>implying it would be fun to be homeless in the woods at -20°C with motherfucking moose and lynx

Not with these mods, no.

>>11448898
lol gtfo finnscum

>>11448881
She will become the queen of our hive. Constantly kept pregnant and constantly milked. Her bulk would swell to the point where she wouldn't be able to move without the assistance of her workers (us) and mates (us).

>>11448922
Milk can't get pregnant.

>>11448937
Boys can get pregnant!

>>11448132

>>11448937
sure she can with enough semen

>>11448942
Fuck off you fucking freak, don't talk to me ever again, you're disgusting.

>>11448922
Society would shun us, but I would be happy sharing a fat pregnant Milk on cow hormones with /jp/.

>>11448954
Wow you are fucking gross, kill yourself freak.

I'm trying to take it easy by making myself look pretty...

Even though I'm not that cute I would like to become a net idol like milk and take lots of pictures for /jp/.

>>11448954
what the fuck man

I was about to fap to wakeari but now I don't feel like it

>>11448954
No, stop.

Just listening the Katawa Shoujo ost again, its one of those nights... sigh...

>>11448954
gross leg bumps
gross stomach
I know you want to be pretty, I do too. But you need to get over it and realize you were dealt a shitty hand.

>>11448962

I would but internet friends are shit

Anyone here want friends? I've been without friends my entire life, but recently I realized just how nice it would be to share things and just talk with someone.

>>11448962
I want a friend but they would have to know programming otherwise we wouldn't have anything to talk about.

>>11448965
I'm learning programming right now, I'm also way more intelligent than you too.

>>11448965
Would C# and assembly be sufficient?

>>11448907
close but not close enough. Canuckistan

>>11448969
C is for children, that's what it's called C.

Would anyone be interested in a fight club?

>>11448965
What's your definition of "knowing" programming? I'm interested in it, but I haven't reached satori yet. We could learn together, I guess.

>>11448983
Knowing mean you already know it, not learning it.

>>11448978
No, it's C for Cool Dude

>>11448983
Programmers can be pretty insufferable. It's a useful skill and enjoyable if you're of the right mindset but yeah, you don't do it for the community.

>>11448984
C for cuckolding faggots because that's the only people that use it.

>>11448982
Fighting sucks
You get hurt, the other guy gets hurt, and at the end of the day you feel like a nigger.

>feel when you fire up an ep of hidamari and start singing the OP out loud

>>11448986
you never stop learning, unless you're a faggot such as yourself

>>11448989
Are you dancing too?

>>11448993
It takes one to know one, faggot.