/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fuck off roleplayer

I want to fuck a mom.

fuck on roleplayer

wish my mom was around
she would make the best food ever

My mom is dead. Cirrhosis.

My mom dosen't know how to cook.

My mom doesn't know how to cook chicken.

>>11415038
he baked my COCK in her OVEN yesterday anon ;DDDD

>>11415038
How can she not know how to cook chicken? I only learned how to cook about a week or two ago, and chicken is the easiest thing ever. You can also cook it however you want (frying, grilling, baking).

You'd have to actively TRY to not be able to cook chicken.

>>11415150
Wanna go out with me? You can cook for me then.

>>11415152
Would you be fine with chicken for every meal?

>>11415155
Well, I guess there are quite a few things that can be done with chicken...

>>11415166
What is your favorite kind of chicken?

>>11415179
I didn't know there was more than one type of chicken, sweetheart...

>>11415199
Well there are different parts of the chicken (legs, thighs, breasts) and you can cook them different ways (shallow frying, deep frying, oven baking). Plus you can do extra things, like breading the chicken or adding spices.

I love you Mommy.

>>11415209
I am used to eating chicken everyday.

>>11415209
Anyway you want to make them is fine with me. As long as it's from you, I'm sure it will be wonderful.

Where would you get the money to buy all that chicken?

Kanako is a goddes of wind and rain, treat her with respect!

>>11415285

My mom made me pumpkin soup today.
It was a good day.

>>11415330
My mom made ravilolis with sausage and broccoli.

>>11415337
She wants your sausage in return.

>>11415582
She said she wants the 2 sausages left in the fridge and I can't have them.

>>11415337
Hey my mom made sausages too but with rice and stuff
She got mad because I got a plate first when she says I'm supposed to wait until everyone else does so I don't eat too much.

>Tfw Mommy will never poz me up

Why does Mommy have such a big butt?

Kanako is so pretty.
I want to touch her hair.

>>11416128

puffy hair!

>>11416228
puffy butt!

somebody post the "is that poop" one

>>11416572
I hate this pic its ridiculous

My mom doesn't know how to cook, I cook for her instead.

>>11415150

The chicken is still somewhat raw and bloody on the inside. No matter how she cooks it, it always comes out like that. I prefer to boil chicken cutlets.

>>11416868
Do you not have a roasting dish, or some foil to keep the moisture in? The only other thing I can think of is she has no idea of the timings, you should be cooking a full chicken for about 2 hours.

My mom doesn't know how to cook.

>>11416902

Actually, those are the reasons why it comes out like that. I've told her about that many times but she doesn't listen to me. She's set in her ways and all that.

>>11414912
Is that poop?

>>11417498
Its 煮物!

>>11416323

>>11418404
Put on some pants mom. You're embarrassing me

>>11417498
I really hope so. I often fantasize Kanako serving me her warm pungent mommy poop that she lovingly made just for me to eat!

>>11416593
You're ridiculous!

>>11418404
Big fat mommy butt

>>11414912
Each time I'm seeing this picture, I instantly fall in love with that warm look of hers. There's so much love in it.

>>11422828
Same

Are there any mom doujins?

>>11423478
. . .

M-Mommy can I sleep with you tonight? I'm scared of the shitposters in my computer coming into my room at night and saying mean things to me.

>>11423478
There's a son swapping one on the exh

Would you live at Moriya shrine if it meant being reverting to a child again?

>>11414912
stop making this thread you oedipus fuck

>>11426863
Oh snap

Oedipus Rex? More like Oedipus REKT

>>11426863
Holy shitt, sticky this m00t

>>11426863
>implying only one guy makes these threads
kanako has many sons

>>11426863
Anon confirmed for the disgusting pedophile who does these stupid loli-threads on /jp/.

Fucking rednecks

>>11427772
not that anon but i love mommy threads and loli threads. can we please juts get along or just have some kind of mutual agreement with one another

ｓｎａｋｅ　ｅｙｅｓ　ｌｏｌｉ　ｋａｎａｋｏ　ｂｅｓｔ　ｋａｎａｋｏ

>>11427772
I make the bulk of loli threads on /jp/ and I did not make that post.

>>11414912

WOW THANKS BI*CH XDDDD
LOL MOM DO NOT WANT

Would you let mother peg you?

/jp/ - Chicken Culture

>>11431539

Praised be Kanakp.

>>11433435
Why would you want to be pegged by your mom?

>>11433606
Why not?

>>11414912
I hate these "mommy" threads. really gross. Its a play on your own mothet fetishes you live through a touhou mother.

>>11433805
>Its a play on your own mothet fetishes you live through a touhou mother
Yes, and?

>>11433814
Its sick. So sick. It's been luke this since 2004.

>>11433805
Motherfuckers were bad enough as it is but now they attracted ERPers from other boards it seems. The worst bunch has to be the Kanako fans with their butt worshiping and "mommy" roleplaying.

>>11433867
I don't see any ERP.

>>11433805
I don't fetishize them, it's just that I wish I had a motherly figure around.

>>11433867
But i love Kanako! Arent you just jealous? Oh, pitiful pitiful...

>>11433867
wow you're such a jp oldfag lol

Wide, motherly hips are a sign of sexual maturity and fertility. As such, across time and culture they have always been appreciated as a symbol of female beauty.

>>11434438
I'm a /jp/ anthropologist and I agree with this statement 100%!

>>11434438

>>11434438
They're a symbol of old fat and wasted hags. Lolis are a lot, a lot better.

>>11434996
why does a perfectly matured finely aged woman make you think of a hag? mothers are the best, man, especially matured mothers likes Kanako!

>>11434996
...

How does /jp/ like their mommy body types

>>11436577

>>11415300

It was a good try Anon-kun but this reaction image is a little sparse. Maybe it'd be better to manually edit out the word bubble and Kanako..?

Why are there so little good Kanako doujins?

>>11433805
Want me to make "daddy" threads?

>>11440973
No, please make little sister threads.

>>11440973
brb getting chainsaw

>>11414912

>>11440918
Only good Touhous get good doujinshi.

>>11441145
Such as...

>>11441194
Marisa
Marisa is in everything, and all the girls love Marisa

>>11441271
Marisa with Alice
Marisa with Reimu
Marisa with Patchouli
Marisa with Shanghai

>>11440918
Why is Moisture's art so great?

>>11441402
s'okay.

>>11441402
No idea but I'm addicted to his stuff

Full h-doujins when?

>>11441402
that arm is kinda weird though

>>11441419
>chubby Kanako and Yuyuko doing sexy things
oh my

I want to put it in

>>11441402

>>11442245
I'd that super-tall Ran.
Tall Yukari too.

>>11437087
Let go of that sweater!

>>11442259
Yes.
Ran is super tall in my Gensokyo

>>11435066
Only if they're sweaty enough.

>>11435066
>>11442276
Would Worship

Hairy is also nice

>>11442291

>>11442316
Too lewd! She needs to shave.

>>11442316

>>11434996
I like both!

>>11441419
I love aliased art so much

>>11442316
scary face

>>11442316

I wish someone on /jp/ would pretend to be MY mommy.

Though, I wouldn't mind pretending to be someone else's mommy either~

>>11442598
>>11442316

Wow! More cute armpit hair please.

>>11442395

>>11442322
? She doesn't have a beard.

Best goddess

>>11442727
shinki > kanako

>>11442796
agreed

>>11442920
Replying to yourself?

>>11442925
NO

duiddes are yoyu latereally retarderd??

fduickin g tiouhouis flyinmg all over thewse chat rooms

I want to bathe with mommy.

Why am I drawn to motherly character types? I'd say it's due to a real life wish to be loved in that respect by an older woman, but my mother is wonderful, and loved me plenty. I can't think of her in this way, and yet I still enjoy mother-son incest.

Mommy's feet!

>>11444648
Because she is the only female in your life that really loved and cared about you

>>11444719
Cover your eyes!

>>11444648
I think there is a more or less universal appeal to older women, more so with mothers. They have a benevolent aura around them. A sort of shinning kindness that would let a person drop their guard around them.

Mothers are also very soft, emotionally speaking. They won't judge you, attack you, or put you down. And they always look out for you. That's why mothers are so attractive to a lot of people.

>>11444751
>>11444741
Oh god... This makes sense... Excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I love her.

>>11444751
>>11444741
Don't get Sigmund Freud on me.

>>11444766
Why would you want me on you, Anon? Is there something you're not telling me?

>>11444775
I had a dream once about fuging with m-mom. R-Really...

I'm confused.

>>11444751
Then what the fuck is that thing I have been calling mom for all my life?

>>11444784
An otherworldly being we are incapable of understanding.

>>11444784
Reptillian morphling

>>11444783
I've had dreams like that before, thought with my land whale of a sister. It wasn't disgusting until I woke up. Just remember that it was only a dream, Anon. It can't hurt you anymore.

>>11444741
>really loved and cared about you

My mom told me that the only thing she regrets in her ENTIRE life is having me.. her only child.

You don't know a proper mindfuck unless some shit like that is laid on you in grade school.

She did everything she could to avoid me. We never talked. She never cooked for me. She made friends with the mothers of kids in my class so I could go over to their house even though I wasn't friends with most of them.

All I was to her was a shackle holding her down. I haven't talked to her since I moved out on my 18th birthday. I was still in highschool. I lived with various people for awhile but sometimes slept in the woods near the school and showered in the locker room.

Suck it up and move on right? Well that's easy to say.

Fuck it. Not like you guys care

>>11444796
I care. Why don't you go out with me? My dick in your butt will surely make you feel lots better!

>>11444796
This isn't the blog thread!! Shut up, nerd!!

Return to your board, baka!

>>11444796
My mother was never that blatant about it. But I could always tell that she was silently suffering us. Sometimes she'd blow up and start yelling how she wonders why she even had kids or anything. Of course it can't compare to what you went through, but it's still mindfucking when one second she's being nice and sweet and the next she's cursing your existence.

So my post was deleted? Shouldn't surprise me. Fuck me for wanting to reply to a post (that isn't deleted) to show it's not always that way.

I'll find out in second if they banned me as well.

>>11444816
Your mom sounds like she suffers from bipolarism

>>11444796
NOT OTAKU CULTURE LOL

>>11444796 (Dead)
bullied into the kekosphere RIP ;_;7

>>11444744
I'm sure she would love a foot rub.

>>11444796
I actually cooked for my mother.

ufufufufu

>>11445638
if you found something that looked like semen on the floor, would you taste it to make sure it was semen?

I'm dying to know what >>11444796 said.

>>11445639
No.

>>11445639
How would you possibly know what semen taste like?

>>11445667
You've never tried tasting your own semen?

>>11441402
>>11441419
Best Yuyuko

>>11414912
My dad fucked my mom when I was sleeping in their bed. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw them naked and doing it. It hurt a lot because I loved my mom. My dad saw that I was awake and yelled at me to go back to sleep.

I couldn't do it because the bed was shaking too much. He began to fuck her harder with me right next to her. I was getting a boner, even though I was very young at the time. It was the most shameful boner, like someone is hurting me on the inside. I hated to have my mom get her virginity taken while I was in the same bed. Fuck that. WHY

>>11446921
>I hated to have my mom get her virginity taken while I was in the same bed.

>>11446921
nothing never happened as much as this never happened

>>11446921
>>virginity

then how did she make you

>>11446971
I wish this was true.

>>11446971
Except for the Holocaust, of course.

>>11447012

>>11446921
lel

>>11433867
I think you're the first one on /jp/ to ever have agreed with me on this subject.
>>11433886
That's sad. If that's the case than I can see how it is innocent and simply a longing for love from someone in a caring way.
>>11440973
WTF GET OUT NO!
>>11446921
> It hurt a lot because I loved my mom
I hope this is only a love as in parental love nothing more. The boner thing is messed up though.

>>11444783
I had a dream in which I was showering, and all of a sudden I realized I was in my sister's body.

Psycho-analyze me /jp/.

>>11448352
Go away.

>>11448389

>>11448000

Why is Seiga so super sexy?

>>11446531
So soft~

Should I jerk off to Kanako, Yukari, or Alice?

My mom doesn't talk like that.

And she only knows how to cook ground beef with onions.

>>11448404
Duuuude, Phoenix Wright is epic! See you later on SA, bro!

>>11448643
Pick a newhou. They need love too.

>>11448643
Wow, those are three of my favorite Touhous!

>>11448655
Is Seiga new enough?
I guess I could settle with Sekibanki if it came down to it.

>>11448653
>SA
I don't even know what that is.

>>11448675
A fine choice.

I regret not being able to have sex with my mom before she died. I didn't really become obsessed with the idea until directly after she died though.
>>11440973
That's good too. The idea of one having sex with a person they helped to create through sex is good stuff in general. The fact that one raised and cared for/is raising and caring for the other is a big part of it as well. Besides, no love can be more genuine than the possible romantic love between family members.

>>11448403
Probably because she made sonic the hedgehog

>>11448685
I think you'd really like it. It would definitely be a safer, more enjoyable place for you than here. You should give it a try!
http://forums.somethingawful.com

>>11448735
Are you trying trick me man? I didn't open the link...

>>11448752
I'm just trying to do what's best for both of us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzMRn5lxeZY

>>11448752
I hate faggots like you who're "so paranoid" and are eager to show it off to everyone. Who gives a shit if you didn't open it.

>>11449030
Get a load of this butthurt skiddy.

Having trouble filling up that botnet, son? LMAO

>>11449050
I wish I had a buttnet, I could make money off of it and all sorts of stuff.

>>11448760
Well thank you anon.
>>11449030
Take it easy.

>>11449107
Why did you come back?

>>11442316

saved to no less than 4 separate directories

she looks like an older tomo yamanobe lol

>>11451918

mommy

>>11434450
Don't you have some ancient clay fat-girl figs you could be digging up? Oh wait, you said anthropologist, not archaeologist, sorry, my bad.
>>11435061
'sup

Why is /jp/ so mazacon?

>>11452679
Our role model, across the board, is Hale from hale/guu.

>>11452679
Our mothers are probably the only female /jp/ is in some form of contact with.
Plus mommy will always love you for who you are.

>>11414912
But mommy... your omanko is my favorite dish of all...

>>11452913
>Plus mommy will always love you for who you are.

Jokes on you! My mom told me she didn't like me shortly after I let her know I liked little girls.

>>11452913
>finish uni
>be NEET for about 5 months cause no job
>mom tells says she's embarassed of you because you never go out and just stay home and play games and she lies to her friends about how what you've been spending all your free time on

>>11460958
Who the FUCK are you qouting, crossie?

>>11460966
>he doesn't know how greentexting works

Heh... get with the times, grandpa!! *shoves you so you fall down* I don't give a SHIT how greentexting was used six years ago, it's evolved now, got it? You ever mouth off on me again, old man, and I'll fucking BEAT your dusty old ass!! *jerks chest forward so you get scared and flinch* Hahaha, old loser! *walks away laughing*

Motherly duties

>>11446921
I know exactely what you mean. I coudn't look my mother in they eyes for days when I found out the first time. It's not like I didn't know it, it was just awkward. And how a person can act so normal and friendly despite beeing so lewd.