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>> No.11445224 [DELETED] 

This thread will be deleted.

>> No.11445222

But that's what the bottle says. Are you trying to trick me?

>> No.11445227

>>11445224
All threads will be deleted someday, anon.

>> No.11445236

>>11445227
That's deep, bro

>> No.11445234 [DELETED] 

>>11445227
This thread will be deleted by the moderation staff before it gets to page 10.

>> No.11445238
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Why do you shitpost, my child?

>> No.11445242

>>11445238
where in the bible does it say not to shitpost

>> No.11445245

>>11445242
>6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>> No.11445248

>>11445242
Moot 2:24, dipshit

>> No.11445253

What is it then?

>> No.11445251
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>>11445248
>>11445245
<Reading Jewish versions of the Bibble

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>>11445242
Follow the law of the land, my son¹. It is not too late to change your ways.

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¹: http://www.openbible.info/topics/obeying_the_law

>> No.11445254

shiggy

>> No.11445261

>>11445251
I owe my fortune to the teachings of the Jewish bible.

Thank you based Jew God

>> No.11445260

>>11445255
if the law sayd to kiil youre on mom wud u do it jsu cuz jesu say

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>>11445260
That would be going against the 10 commandments, my student. Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the LORD your God is giving you.

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>>11445238
I only believe in the one true god, Galbalan

>> No.11445271

Is this the otaku culture thread?

Who is Jesus' waifu?

>> No.11445271,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11445234
Del'd y???

>> No.11445278
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>>11445270
Galbalans is but a minion of Satan and an agent of evil whos followers were brainwashed and wanted to destroy mankind.

>>11445271
The one who rejects heathens, Reimu.

>> No.11445277

>this thread

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>>11445277
>this thread

>> No.11445280

>>11445278
Could Jesus create a shmup so difficult even he could not beat it and would he name it Touhou Hard-Type?

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>>11445280
But of course.

>> No.11445288

Is this the NEET thread?

>> No.11445290

>>11445288
It is now, whachu doin

>> No.11445292

>>11445284
Wow. He seems like a pretty cool guy. I would be his internet friend

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>>11445288
Only if it still the Sabbath where you live.

>>11445292
Our Lord accepts everyone all, even those NEETs forsaken by all in society, as long as you accept him in your heart.

Let not mercy and truth forsake thee: bind them about thy neck; write them upon the table of thine heart.

>> No.11445307

>>11445290
Nothing. I've been up for 14 hours, and now I'm about to go to sleep. I'm not feeling very well, and I don't have anyone to talk about it. I'm rewatching an anime series that I really like, I wish I could share it with someone.

I'm also upset with the direction moot is taking 4chan.
He is making /jp/ worse with each stupid change he makes, but it's not like there are any alternatives.

>> No.11445311

>>11445307
What series are you watching and why is it Welcome to the NHK?

>> No.11445318

I fucking LOVE SuiginTou!

>> No.11445327

>>11445311
It's Eureka 7. I don't really watch much anime, but I like this one because of the music references and the soundtrack that occasionally comes on. Watching it and knowing that it will end is making me a bit sad. I get kind of attached to the characters, too.

>> No.11445369

>>11445318
Worst doll tbh. Please dont take offense

>> No.11445389

>>11445327
respond, kudasai

>> No.11445393

>>11445389
There really isn't much to say. Just another sad guy drowning his sorrows in the 2D world but finding new sorrows within it.

Pretty much the same nice boat all of /jp/ is in.

As far as this thread goes, I'm hoping the Jesus otaku comes back and spreads more wisdom. It is quite enjoyable and quite cultural too!

>> No.11445428

>>11445393
Well, at least now I know I'm not alone in this; it's a bit reassuring, at least.

Sorry to have bothered you.

>> No.11445443

>>11445238
>>11445255
>>11445268
>>11445278
>>11445304
Hey your imaginary friend looks pretty cool, there are a lot of artwork of him!

>> No.11445449

>>11445443
Jesus is mai waifu, please don't disrespect.

>> No.11445468

>>11445428
No bother at all! I just didn't think there was much to say in response to your post.

Glad you are reassured and sorry we can't have a blog convo here. If /jp/ ever gets a real IRC room I will come and comfort you to the best of my ability. I promise!

We all got troubles, ya know?

>> No.11445486

>>11445307
Try /bun/.

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I used to work for Yakult USA. My job was to go around to different stores in southern California and make sure they were displaying the product properly, check their stock, take numbers and inventory, basic stuff like that.

It's amazing how insanely popular Yakult is among the hispanic community, and how many cheesy ripoffs there are of Yakult because of it. There are so many cheap Yakult imitations coming out of Mexico, it's ridiculous.

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>>11445617
Out of all the fake Yakults, these guys are the worst. There's like twenty different flavors and they all use the cheapest ingredients. Most probiotic drinks have at least some strain of lactobacillus casei, these have God knows what random petri dish scrapings in them.

>> No.11445660

>>11445271
His Church, duh.

>> No.11445660,1 [INTERNAL] 

Y babysit this thread and then delete it half a day later?

Fucking retards running the place.

>> No.11445660,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11445224
>>11445234
HOLY FUCK CALLED IT

>> No.11445660,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11445660,2
He was trying to apply reverse psychology. He mentioned it in another thread. Obviously it didn't work very well.

>> No.11445660,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11445224
deleted != pruned

>> No.11445660,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11445660,3
It still took several hours for the thread to be deleted. I would call that a success.

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