/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Are there any other funny Japanese memes we should bring to /jp/?

I was thinking that one with the face and the lines. It gets posted every so often but not as much as Japanese boards, where it's the default reply or something.

but it *is* a downvote

>>11432860
someone post that Yukari pic

>>11432874

Please explain this Eirin meme to me.

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>>11432886
lazy nerd

I like how /jp/ loved pointing out sage was not a downvote and that you should use nokosage, but then when moot makes sage invisible because of the same reason, you’re up in arms.

Such counterculture.

>>11432891
Post that pokemon gif

Anyways, >>11432860, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?

Name field: としあき

>>11432906

Nobody ever recommended using nokosage, except prats who thought (visible) sage might offend people.

>>11432906
>you should use nokosage

When posting on other boards.

>>11432906

Nobody advocated nokosage because it's stupid.

Gentlemen. I propose we add としあき to the subject field to identify those who sage threads. As we are all well aware, it is easy to identify crossboard infestations by analysing the sage-to-noko ratio in a thread. Such aide is now rendered useless and our identity is at risk.

>>11432906
No one cares about the sage change unironically, because it's still the same. OP is 2-level ironic if you haven't noticed it yet.

>>11432906
Please don't confuse the original /jp/ with the fresh /b/ immigrants that parrot its culture without understanding it.

On that account, please don't shit up threads with meta. Even bad threads like this.

>>11432932
It's type-3 irony. OP is making an ironic analogy to demonstrate the irony in his statement. The analogy itself is ironic though.

>>11432929
del would faster and simpler.

>>11432938
Why not just add sage to the subject field?

>>11432929
I don't want it to be saved in my cookies permanently.

>>11432951
Because ``sage isn't a downboat''

>>11432951
>>11432935
Adding sage to the subject field will make you look like a newfag but it can also unleash levels of irony that are yet to be fully comprehended. Let it be sage, then.

Yechh. I even went into the Registry and set up EnableHexNumpad REG_SZ as 1 and it still doesn't let me use the alt + feff method. Soon as I hit alt, then +, then f, it just brings up File.

Fuck it.

I just got off of a ban for shitposting and now my future bans will be public. I hope to become a big celebrity on 4chan for having high level shitposting bans.

>>11432966
How much xp does each ban provide? Do you get extra if you're using a static ip?

>>11432868
>>11432872

Teach me, sensei. Teach me how to del-ly.

>>>/sp/39988886
would he still have been banned if he got quints?

>>11432929
>>11432958
go home overrated shit

>>11432968
100xp per ban, I've been banned a dozen times or more this year. I'm almost at level 3. I also have a static IP.

I've also been banned on 3 different IPs at once. My neighbor's WIFI, my cell phone's 3G network, and my own IP. That takes skill.

>deling a thread with my lovely Yukari
Japanese have awful tastes. Yukari is perfect.

Anyways, >>11432914, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to /jp/ a while ago; you know, /jp/?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people posting there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Otaku Culture" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to /jp/ just because it's Otaku Culture, fool.
It's only Otaku Culture, O-T-A-K-U CULTURE for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some /jp/, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna reply to this troll." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you Otaku Culture if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a TRU NEET place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the computer screen can start an e-fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-shitty, with currybutt."
Who in the world orders currybutt nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with currybutt?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "currybutt"?
Coming from a /jp/ TRU NEET such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra hoop-dog.
That's right, extra hoop-dog. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra hoop-dog means more hoop-dog than currybutt. But on the other hand the quality is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by Suigin from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to normalfags.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>11432914, should just stick with today's 2hu thread.

>>11432983
Please do not misuse the quoting feature.

>>11432983
Marked for deletion (old)

>>11432980
DQN

>>11432984
please don't misuse the subject field

>>11433003
make me fucker

>>11433003
Don't age my thread, crossboarder.

>>11433017

A safe haven is it?

oh god I just got back and what has he done to my precious sage
oh god oh no he's really done it this time

>>11433002
( ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ占~<巛巛巛

I'm sad

>>11433016
p-pls ;_;

A /jp/sie is posting in /tg/ and the fa/tg/uys aren't even bullying him into the stratosphere.

Remember that time a fa/tg/uy came here and we ripped him a new one?
What the fuck is wrong with their board culture?