/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I sucked a dick, thick as my wrist. Big beefy and juicy. I looked really cute sucking it.
When it was going to cum, I made it cum on my clitty dick and rubbed the cum onto my own badboyparts.

I left the window open and woke up to the neighbor mowing the lawn.

The catch is that he was mowing MY lawn, because he was tired of seeing it so long.

My dog got castrated today. The worst part is, nobody on /jp/ cares. Any of you could have stopped it, but you didn't.

>>11425038
That guy has OCD, you should be friends.

>>11425038
You should vacuum up all his remaining grass and when he says "anon what are you doing" reply "getting my grass back fucker".

I drank too much coffee. I feel sick. Thanks for asking Tokiko.

>>11425045
I care.

Had another 3-hour night of sleep. This lack of sleep is starting to kill me.

Today, I met a dog who would just bark at me and then jump backwards a little distance. It seemed kind of strange to me - you know these films where dogs try to find help for their wounded masters? - so I followed it for a while. It kept barking and wagging with his tail, but then I heard some angry old man shout: WHAT'S THE RUCKUS, YOU STUPID DOG? GET IN HERE AND SHUT UP!

The dog just wanted to play around...

>>11425045
Did you make a post about this yesterday? Sounds familiar.

I made a shitty thread, and a janitor had to delete it (lol)

>>11425045
why don't you setup a stream of you smashing your own balls to show your solidarity with the dog

I rolled around all morning, popped some ibuprofen, and ate breakfast.
I went to go take a shower, dried off, put on some clothes, and then looked down a few minutes later and I was nude again. It was weird.

I tried to wake up earlier, but as usual let the alarm on snooze mode and kept waking up and putting it on snooze again until almost 2 hours later

>>11425055
Yes. I even got angry about it in a reply somewhere.

Now my dog is crying and I blame you all (but not as much as I blame myself).

>>11425053
>animals
>intelligent

A woman asked me to make a table on the computer so she can print it out. Nothing complicated, just a table with some headings, I did it in 2 minutes on a spreadsheet.
She said, wow you're so good with computers, that would have taken me hours! That's fantastic, thanks a lot!

>>11425061
This. Snooze mode on my phone seems to be a fixed 15 minutes. So I only need to press it 8 times, there's 2 hours gone. Happens all the time.

Wasn't there some novelty alarm clock that grows legs and runs away from you if you hit "snooze" too often?

>>11425063
Shut it, moron. Some dogs are extremely smart. You can tell by interacting with them.

>>11425066
For a second I thought you meant like, a table (furniture). Maybe CAD/CAM and 3D printing.

I was really worried that technology had sped up and left me behind...

>>11425069
butthurt dog detected

I went to class just noe and sat in the front to avoid talking to people like usual

How do I get a /jp/ bf? pls respond