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So I was somehow forced into a deal where I'm supposed to get my friend a dick girl statue/figurine for his birthday, but I haven't the foggiest as to where I could acquire such a gift. One would assume that the regulars of /jp/ would be more knowledgeable on this subject than I. So how about it, guys? Care to give me a few pointers in where I could get one and how much they usually go for?

>> No.1141221

nope you're fucked

>> No.1141228

>>1141217
>my friend

Nah.

>> No.1141233

Kill your friend, then yourself.

>> No.1141236

Go ask /d/

>> No.1141237

I don't think you have a friend. Enjoy looking for a dickgirl fig... ALONE.

>> No.1141245

>>1141228
OP here

Okay, he's not my friend, he's just some jerk that lives in the same apartment and I can't get him to leave no matter what kind of pest-repellent I use.

>> No.1141251

>>1141217

Your best bet would be hunting around eleven auctions, and custom kit dealers.

But really, that's a pretty hard subject.

>> No.1141254

>So how about it, guys?

im not your "guy", faggot

>> No.1141256

>>1141245
Just admit it's for you.

>> No.1141258
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>>1141251
>pretty hard subject

>> No.1141266

3D FIG DISGUSTING

>> No.1141263

>>1141258
fuck can't unthink it now

>> No.1141273

what? you people have tons of figures of people shitting and pissing but you can't touch girls with dicks?

>> No.1141284

>>1141273

The rage is more over the "for a friend" dickery.

>> No.1141285

>>1141273

What? I don't have any of that stuff. Maybe you're looking for Gurochan?

>> No.1141288

>>1141273
Shit/Piss = Natural
Futa = GTFO

>> No.1141304

No.

Just leave.

>> No.1141312
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>>1141288
>Futa = GTFO
Ironic coming from this board.

>> No.1141318
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1141318

Just get a trap instead.

>> No.1141321

ITT faggots

>> No.1141322

>>1141312
We hate touhou futas too. In fact, we hate them even more than the other ones.

>> No.1141332

This is why I hate faggots on /jp/
They are not friendly at all.

>> No.1141327

>>1141321
GERA GERA GERA

>> No.1141334

>>1141322
Again, why are you on this board?

>> No.1141345

>>1141332
Man I tried searching the internet for your futa figurines, I just couldn't find any.

I mean, it's not like I don't have friends that I would like to get a dickgirl statuette for.

>> No.1141352

>>1141322
>We

>> No.1141358

>>1141322

speak for yourself faggot

>> No.1141351

>>1141322
>We

wat

>> No.1141361

>>1141358
>>1141352
>>1141351
MIVEHIND

>> No.1141363

>>1141334
You really seem to mistaking /jp/ for /d/. This board is for the loli not the dicks.

>> No.1141369

>>1141351
>>1141352
>>1141358
Cancer.
Go to /d/.

>> No.1141380

>>1141369
>>1141322

Cancer.
Go to /e/.

>> No.1141375

>>1141363
You seems to be mistaken /jp/ for /b/. /b/ is for lolis, /jp/ is for touhou

>> No.1141392

>>1141369

When the majority of a board is disagreeing with you, perhaps it is actually you who is in the wrong?

Just sayin'

>> No.1141393

>>1141375
Nah, /b/ is for people posting photos of penises. Different from dickgirls, but only slightly.

>> No.1141394

>>1141375
/jp/ is for anything with two or more of the following:

-little girls
-Touhou
-traps
-incest
-hot glue

>> No.1141395

>>1141380
cancer, go to /gaia/

>> No.1141400

>>1141380
/e/ is for healthy

>> No.1141405

>>1141392
Three guys = majority.

Wow, /jp/ is smaller than I thought.

>> No.1141416

I don't get what's so hot about girls with penises.

>> No.1141424

>>1141416
It's for guys who can't accept their homosexuality.

>> No.1141439

>>1141405

When a vocal hivemind of a response comes in the second you make a statement, and you happen to be the only one behind the crusade, it speaks of a larger base.

>> No.1141446

>>1141439
They just objected to the term "we." That doesn't mean they like futa.

>> No.1141448

>I don't get what's so hot about girls with penises

Easier to please than vagoo, you need a map when dealing with vagoo

>> No.1141453

>>1141439
>only one behind the crusade
You aren't paying attention at all.

>> No.1141454

>>1141439
All of which are cancer.

>> No.1141460

>>1141454
Because they disagree with you, right?

>> No.1141463

>>1141217
I have this

>> No.1141466

>>1141454

Of course. Everyone except yourself is a blight on this imageboard.

>> No.1141475

>>1141466
/jp/ - Jugs with Penises/General

>> No.1141489

>>1141475

And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.1143719

^

>> No.1143731

>>1141318
See, traps are wholesome. Futa is just.. wrong.

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