/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So what's the state of yukkuri fandom in a post-Sekibanki world?

>>11379835
It's the most goddamn insane fandom on Earth holy hell

New update. OJ pool, some weird food maker thing, machine gun birth. Yukkuris get bigger when pregnant, which is pretty cool.

　ゆっくり大量生産は...植物型にんっしんっにご期待ください。(作成予定今は無し)

Can't quite figure out what this means though.

>>11379835
I'm taking it easy.

I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY
I WANT TO TAKE IT EASY

>>11379877
Compared to Sonic?

>>11380074
Yukkuri fandom has Sonic beat no matter how matter how you look at it

Just by existing its already insane, how did fandom arise around and this... thing anyway

>>11380084
They're kinda cute when they're not being abused or raping each other.

MODS

>>11380111

But Yukkuri are cutest when they're being bullied!

>>11380019
H-How do you get them pregnant?

>>11380922
you either wait for an adult yukkuri to get horny and impregnate another yukkuri, which can be helped along with the use of the vibrator or the blue food, or you can use a new item in the game called a breeding pool. It gets any yukkuri pregnant with a bunch of babies when it sits on the breeding pool, but it also damages them.

>>11380019
Woah, I didn't get the memo, there's a yukkuri game? where can I obtain this marvel of science?!

Superior race.

>>11379819
more blue reimu m8

I wish modern yukkuri artists would get more creative

>>11381360
i wished there was more qt abuyse!!!! oh , amd 1 yukkuri place is down. i blame u, jaypee!111

Surreal yukkuris are the best yukkuris

SHE IS HUGE!

>>11381360
yukkuri is declining

>>11381125
those things are evil

>>11381083
Hilariously you can overlap a breeding pool and orange juice to create a total monstrosity. There's no upper limit to the number of babies a yukkuri can carry so even a ko will eventually take up the screen with how preg'nant it is

>>11382184
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMON

>>11382157
What the fuck is a "shit" stat?

>>11382157
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/54403

i want a ramen making machine

>>11382257
I'm sure it involves their poop

>>11382257
its your IQ

>>11382216
add several breeding pools instead of just one
the game lags a little but it's very fun

Sex it easy!

It's sad that yukkuri threads are bullied just like yukkuris.

These threads always die quickly (by /jp/ standards), they only wanted to take easy more.

>>11382369
I only bully yukkuris because they bully me back.

Superior masterrace

>>11382357
>>11382396
chibis > your shit

>>11382443
Back to bed zubnar, nobody wants you here.

>>11382448
I want him here

Ayayabon is the best Yukkuri artist

>>11382492
Hospital King is

>>11383422
>>11383436
>>11383441
These are nice.

>>11383446
Wow, I didn't know yukkuris got off sexually just by their heads being rubbed.

i'm done for now

>>11383513
Thanks
It was great

>>11383488
Reimu turns out to be a great teacher.
That yukkureimu can speak quite well.

>>11380019
http://www1.axfc.net/uploader/so/3014549.jar
pasword: yugyaku

This version has flapping braids, burning feet , and braid removal.

>>11382157
>that yukkuri is 95% full of shit

>>11383511
>chen with red nail polish
so cute I died

>>11382216
She got so huge that the babies die from falling and they won't stop coming out.
Oh god what monster have I created

>>11385769
>>11385690
it's marvelous!!! but shouldnt the corpses pile up n create a cushion?

>>11384805

>>11385832
[italic]Homo Secondarians[/italic]

I left my speed at max and my yukkuri finally died with 4k damage.

おぉ　おぉ

>>11386005
shadow of the yukkuri...

>>11383859
>http://www1.axfc.net/uploader/so/3014549.jar

is this the latest one? I can't find the juice pool and food machine. Please spoon feed me!

>>11388863
that's the japanese mod (adds remirya, spikes, burnt feet, etc. it has its own OJ pool tho)

the official version is always uploaded at http://sourceforge.jp/projects/simyukkuri/releases/ but the author not always update the version number, so we had like 3 updates in the lastest version. Just check the 'date' of the version you are downloading and pick the most recent one

>>11388863
should finish the patche model...

>>11389333
don't take it easy and finish it already
you are slow as danogoat with the relay comic

sorry for being so sincere

post a suika one

>>11389880
don't you fucking dare transform my waifu into one of those abominations

nuke the yuk

>>11389925
Take it easy!

>>11389925
Yukkuris are living beings! Every life is precious!
Understand it easy!

>>11389880
silly anon. all tohos are yukkuris and viceversa

>>11390090
Take that thing out of here before it pees everywhere!

Eajy!
Eajy!

No bullying yukkuri, only eajy yukkuri's!

>>11390090
>>11390098
I hate all of you so much

so fucking much

and yukkuris as well

I want a not rude one as a pet.

>>11391072
Please use an exclamation point when you use that meme, thanks.

Does anyone actually enjoy the doujins where they torture them? I thought they were awful at first but now they have become quiet enjoyable.

>>11391113
Same happened to me, to a degree

I used to think every abuse was disgusting, but now I find JUSTICE (when a shithead gets what they deserve) pretty good. Yet sometimes, when the abused yukkuri isn't properly labeled as shithead, I just pretend it was a shithead so I can enjoy it.

>>11390090
Marisa had a family.
A kind Reimu and a cute Little One.
Everyday we took it easy together.
But they're no more.

...they were killed by a human.

Marisa can't forgive the human who killed Reimu and Little One.
But... even if it's vexing... Marisa has decided not to take revenge, because that human must have a family too.
If that human dies, his family would be like Marisa, and that's sad.

Mister Humans, please understand
Yukkuri also struggle to live
We smile and we cry
We feel pain and suffering
Everyone is alive, the same as Mister Human
Please, don't kill us just for fun

>>11391705
I..I was planning on being sad today anyway!

>>11391705
>Marisa has decided not to take revenge, because that human must have a family too.
>If that human dies, his family would be like Marisa, and that's sad.

How is it not irritating that this manjuu thinks it can kill a human

>>11391705
I understand what Marisa is trying to say
Yukkuri are alive just like humans
Yukkuri have a heart and can suffer
Please understand that and don't kill us, right ?
Yes, I understand what Marisa wants to say

...but don't get me wrong

If humans understand that yukkuri are also living beings the same as us then human will stop killing yukkuri ?
That wont happen.
Humans kill and eat other living beings
Human kill and remove other living beings to get places to stay
Humans even live fighting and discriminating against other humans
...that's how life is

That's why for human, nothing really change no matter if we understand yukkuri as living beings or not, as long as we're the creatures called humans.

>>11392418
It's a little manjuu that has been wronged horribly and, even in ignorance of her true feebleness, has decided to take the high road. Understand it easy.

Post yukkuri Kasen taking it very easy pls

>>11392520

>>11379819
>mfw

Why do people like abuse so much when happy yukkuri are much cuter?

>>11392909
I tend to alternate between the two. Sometimes, I just feel like seeing cute family friendly pics and there are other times when I feel like watching abuse.

>>11392909
It completely depends on the story.
I do enjoy happy stories but without conflict it's kind of boring. I also don't enjoy too many slice-of-life series in general.

But I'm not into abyuse. I just enjoy when bad yukkuris are punished for causing trouble. Even more when they bully good yus.

>>11393316
I don't especially like punishing yukkuris. Even the bad ones are usually too stupid to really know what they're doing. I like a bit of pathos though. A good yukkuri going through some tough times or a grueling ordeal but making it in the end.

>>11393570
The thing is, bad yus usually fucking kill good yus. This pisses me off more than anything.

Many stories I've read have good yus dying to scum. When the scum gets punished, it makes me happy.

The abyuse is just a good way to make those scum suffer to pay for their killings. Every life is precious, unless it's a shithead.

>>11394476

>>11394496

>>11394505

>>11394512

>>11394517

>>11394527
oh so this is the comic that comes before that other one with the crazy ass yuyuko

>>11394527
That was very heartwarming, please post more easy!

>>11394817
it's hard to find ones that aren't about abuse...

>>11395050

i'm out...

don't forget to take it easy, /jp/ ! ! !

>>11395053
What's the story behind the sui? I see it from time to time I don't know its origin.

>>11394496
I suppose this was so early on in the lore that they could only say take it easy and nothing else.

>>11395365
It's kind of funny and terrifying how far it's gone

>>11383513
I was about to cry but then Eirin came along.

>bodied yukkuri
Literally the most retarded thing ever.
The point is that they are only heads. Then someone turns them into actual humans again.

>>11395662

Small, dim humans who always speak in the third person

>>11395699
Has always existed. There is no real connection to yukkuri, the bodied versions normally don't even speak like the heads.

I want to bully all of these shitty manju

CHAKE IT

>>11396091
EAJY

>>11396091
>>11396095
You will never discuss wacky /jaypee/ memays with relatively normal looking people in public at your upscale university between your job and classes.

>>11396091
>>11396095
epic... simply epic..

>>11395080
>no toilet
how old is this comic

>>11395161
Marisa understands

Something that's been bothering me lately. How long does a yukkuri live for if you look after it properly? I imagine about 5 years but does anyone know.

>>11397799
canon says up to 10 years if properly trained and breeded. but universe hates yukkuris so average is 1 to 2 months

Hah. I just noticed that if a yukkuri gets too pregnant and dies it explodes in a shower of stillborn yus.

>>11397799
see
>>11395089

>>11397799
it averages around 5 probably, but greatly varies by author. After all, the easiest yukkuris can become Dos (and they live for decades)

>>11397957
it was implemented in the lastest version

I keep a OJ pool (rescue version) under them to make the explosion bigger

>>11398676

Something else I noticed is that yukkuri's who get too big can no longer hop, and if you keep stuffing them with babies they lose the ability to eat normally. Only those OJ pools can help. Pretty amusing. Still wish stalk birth was in the game though.

>rescue version

What's the difference between the two versions anyway? They both seem to do the same thing.

>>11398815
I haven't tested much with the new release, so the only difference I was able to find was that the regular OJ pool won't save them from death when full of babies.

I wanna see if it helps with mold but I'm too sleepy to try at this time. I hope it does, mold is fucking hell.

>>11398872
nvm it doesn't, fuck mold

>>11398676
And Dos can become youkai if we're to believe Dosu in the City

>>11397957
How to get that in English?

>>11397957
Is there a way to remove items?

>>11399770
Clean set to individual, then click on the undesired object.

>>11399834
Thank you. While I did something else, my Reimu gave birth and died. Sadness.

What is this?

>>11399839
I'm unaware of the official term, but they are mentally deficient yukkuri that have a chance of being born if the mother was injured during pregnancy. The injury does not have to be from abuse, it can be from hunger (stemming from too much refreshing/pregnancy).

They have no accessory, are fragile, and eat their own shit.

I refer to them as retards, personally.

>>11399894
The lack of an accessory also leads to them getting attacked mercilessly by all the other yu's. You will need to either remove the accessories of everyone else or put your retard behind a wall if you want it to live. Premature yukkuris also seem to be more susceptible to getting infected by mister mold.

Anyone have easy stories they want to share?

I just read this one and found it very easy
https://sites.google.com/site/yukkurifanfics/home/story-list/never-wanted-a-pet

>>11400431
I solemnly wish the author of that work to die easy.

>>11400431
I like "Just Live" https://sites.google.com/site/yukkurifanfics/home/story-list/just-live

It's a spin off of another comic called Little Stray Marisa http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/182

>>11401996
I hope those shitheads die in the most painful of ways

>>11402019
2edgy

Anyone have the version in >>11383859? Looks like it was taken down.

>>11402019
You'll have to read it to find out

>>11402183
search that site with the keywords 'simyukkuri' and download the most recent file. Password is the same

it's easy

>>11396095
question, jaypees!!!

a) IF yukkuri manjus were manju versions of 3D grills, which 3D grills would you want?

b) will you eat them up easy or abusya!!!!???

>>11405571
Anon, please don't be an /a/sshole here.

>It's not my fault I can't take it easy

>>11405604
Just when I thought yukkuris couldn't be more disgusting

>>11405573
nonsense. /a/ doesn't into abuse

When I find out this (while being raped by a peecock) was awesome

>>11405571
I don't follow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIwE4HiGPC0

Very cute!

>>11405637

That is fucking stupid and you should be ashamed of the fact that you like that.

Can't take it easy like this!

>>11406719
Playing that version in english is silly

>>11405604
ill burn that with liquid nitrogen

>>11406719
h-how do you get remilia, anon-chan?

>>11408460

Follow the advice in >>11404610, switch to Japanese language, go the last item in the list, and it spawns a Remilia. You can also get Patche if you mate Remilias together.

>>11409439
Why do you change it back to english, it messes up their speech

IT'S RAINING ALICE CORPSES EVERYWHERE

And I usually don't condone yukkuri abuse.

>Captcha: chief connedyd. Comedy?

>>11414366
Did a mssive yukkuri explode?

>>11414366

Cool non-Japanese locale, mate.

>>11414399
Yep! Put an orange pool on top of a breeding pool, put any yukkuri in there, and watch the fireworks!

>>11415208
you can use the alt rescue juice for java-crashing giant yus

Splitting the Easy: High Energy Yukkuri Science

Using newest 1.13 build, set up array of breeding pools, wall in any yukkuri and apply Rescue OJ Pool. Put garbage chute all the way to the bottom to decant corpses as they pop out.

After a while, the mother yukkuri's speech will turn from "sweet sweet" chatter to chatter about "coming back gorgeously". This is because she is taking massive amounts of hunger and damage every tick. Nevertheless, Rescue OJ Pool will keep the central yukkuri alive unconditionally even with estimated over a million babies inside of her. In this state, her bottom pixel takes up 30% of the screen across the top. Her true size can only be estimated by the stress level. If the stress level is 41, it means 40 yukkuri are airborne between her mamu-mamu. SimYukkuri does model acceleration but probably not terminal velocity. If you assume one yukkuri is born every half a second, her progeny were falling from a height of around 2km and hitting the garbage chute at around 700km/h.

To initiate yu-fission, remove the OJ pool. Under the above conditions, this will freeze irrevocably. Whether the limitation is memory, processor or Java itself, in order to actually observe the results, a bomb with more modest yield with peak stress in the tens of thousands is necessary.

Screenshot above is T+1 minute or so after a 32ks-33ks (kilo-stress) explosion (the spike in the graph). Due to extreme stress, even those yukkuri who survive the explosion are instantly killed. This matches up with the damage numbers on the corpses which are generally less than 5000% or so and in many cases <1000%, indicating they died long before hitting the ground. The garbage chute I moved around and cleared out the initial wave of yukkuri that formed a square frame around the map.

Within seconds, yukkuri are only falling at the corners of the map and this persists. Note that stress at this point is still at over 15,000 and decreases only gradually even if I continually move the garbage chute over the corners with speed at Max. This means yukkuri are still falling and are likely to continue doing so for a long time. Whatever force the explosion had, it's propelled them far higher than normal birth height. Before the explosion they were hitting the ground within about four seconds - sustained stress before detonating to 32-33k was only 8. Note also the shadows only exist at the corners and at the top and bottom middle of the map. It seems that those two spots are where the final wave will fall.

I can't wait for a version with Remiryas and the OJ pool. I want to get some shitheads, breeding OJ pool, conveyer belt and make a hunting ground for some adorable ko-Remis.

It's so nice to come home from a hard day, and to be greeted by happy yukkuri's!
I have a request /jp/, I want to take it even easier tonight, can /jp/ post some cute yukkuris?

>>11420593
happy to do so

>>11420614
Happiness~

Say, what happens if you use the orange+breeding plate combo, but only drag one on it once they start birthing?
The babies don't die once they hit the ground, but they land on the plate and start breeding.
Then they start breeding, which breeds breeds breed.

Bumping slowly... slowly...

>tfw I've basically exhausted all yukkuri abuse on the web

>>11424995
then create some negro

>tfw some 2ch comics were never saved

What is up with the 9-15 simyukkuri on that site? It just spawns a Reimu and Marisa yelling Take it Easy at me.

>>11424995

Same here bro. And within like...2 weeks of discovering yukkuri. Feels bad.

time for abuse easy!

>>11426101
Long time since I played an Splinter Cell game... They're good but there are no Touhous to kill.

>>11425248
be more specific
there are many simyukkurium

>>11426095
>>11426101
>>11426104
T-this autism.
It's u-unreal!

>>11425167
I can't draw.

>>11426717

I don't like Yukkuris

I like Yukkuris

care for a bottled yukkuri?

could an anon upload the version with mister burnt feet and mister braid removal?

It was removed from the site and the latest one from the site is locked with two yukkuri just saying yukkuri shitteite ne over and over.

>>11437281
I don't think she can take it easy in there...

>>11437904
less space means more time, more time to take it slowly

Do it slowly!

Where's the torture. I need some laughs

>>11437401
Try with a webarchive?

https://mega.co.nz/#!AxJVybaR
Maybe there is some trick to the latest version, like an in-game password?

Thank you very much /jp/! This thread was very cute and refreshing. I came to /jp/ when the only yukkuri threads that would pop up were full of abuse which breaks my heart. I really care for the little shitters and want them to take it as easy as possible. Many special thanks to the anon that posted some really old stuff.
I'm gonna go to bed now, easy~

>>11401996
I really enjoyed "Just Live". Very easy

>>11392909
It makes me sad that someone made an abuse version of this.

The artist deactivated (his?her?) pixiv after he/she found it.

The internet should be nicer, you know?

>>11439127
That's really unfortunate. But that's unfortunately the world we've got.

>>11439127
Better yet, artists shouldn't be so irrational and people shouldn't trust cloud services.

>>11439127
The artist should see a mental health professional and get that checked out.
I will never understand why everyone is so emotional about so many things.

>>11439522
For an artist, your creations are like your children. You judge them hard, put lots of effort into them so they become good and are somewhat proud of them. Seeing them being abused hurts a shitton.

>>11439570
The original still exists. It was not touched at all. If anything I would feel flattered that someone "remixed" my art.
Of course it would be different if someone left my signature on the changed image.

>>11439127
link to abuseya pls???

my heart is like a flower... a bloody flower print of of extra red bean paste

>>11437904
if you shake the bottle, she can shake it easy

halp, playing the latest version and switching to japanese then selecting the last item on the list only spawn some gargabe dump not remi. What to do

Nothing satisfies my latent homicidal urges the way yukkuri abuse comics do. They are so psychologically stimulating.

>>11443015
remirya is the mod version, not the official. See >>11409439

>>11443214
Disgusting.

>>11443214
This is the kind of shit that makes me want to abyuse.

I drew a yukkuri but it's not a east direction, does that still even make it a yukkuri?

>>11450039
>>11450108

>>11450176
what

>>11450176
cute, but not quite
>>11450285
as in 東方

bump it easy~

Are there any Yukkuri onaholes around?

>>11379819
Nice slices of Mister Cake can always take it easy

>>11460557
seconding this question, for research

refresh easy!

>>11460557
>>11463608
puff this *grabs dick*