/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11402349
Still got my v3, not sure if mine is alive though.

How is this otaku culture?
JAAAAAAAAAANNNYYYYY!!!

>>11404788
He's active. Staying up late to make /jp/ boring again.

>>11404788
Tamagochi is Japanese culture.

and janny a shit.

>>11404791
>>11404793
Sup, shitpoasters

no, those things were cheap garbage.
I had consoles and handheld gaming systems instead, not some dollar store piece of shit.

janny are you ok? are you ok janny?

you've been hit by, you've been struck by

a smooth shitposter

I remember this shit was popular here when I was in primary school. Awful stuff. Maybe the first truly autistic form of electronic entertainment.

>>11404800

Did the real staff finally get so sick of jan's whining they revoked his right to issue ban requests? Been a while since I got one when usually they were a daily thing every time I so much as called him a faggot.

>>11402349
Are these things fun? Every kid used to have them on their backpacks. It looked like a fun novelty game.

>>11404811
probably
i go on plenty other boards and people get away with way more than here on /jp/, where just typing something sarcastic or posting a lewd pic gets you a trip to resetting your router.

>>11402349
We've got one somewhere, but the only one that really matters was the one that was accidentally shipped overseas and I never saw it again.

>>11404788
Who cares? If you'd just ignore it instead of posting it/bumping it, then it would die a lonely death and nothing of value would be lost.

>>11404883
Why did you just bump this shite, faggot?

Who is Janny

>>11404904
Trevor

>>11404912

Who is Trevor....

>>11404914
OUT

>>11404926
N-No please, I want to be like you guys!

I'm already a Neet, just teach me your ways!

>>11404935
we cant teach you
the journey is important
you have to walk alone
if we give you a ride it is meaningless

>>11404935
Don't worry about it. Only trevor gives a shit about trevor.

>>11404956
Journey,right....
Here's 100 bucks
Alright so who is Trevor, I'll throw in 500 if you teach me how to be a regular on /jp/

>>11404963
i trying to say
but you do not listen
you must teach itself....

>>11404970
Look buddy, I understand you guys still try /jp/ as some elite secret club but you're only making the board deader from this action.

Just give me the goods, I know you don't have a friend, how about I be your friend for the info you give me.

>>11404983
No, you lack discriprine.

>>11404999
And you lack a friend

>>11405011
Holy mother of GOD you owned that nerd! LMAO!!!

11/10 on the rekt© meter

>>11405011
If you be my friend I'll give you the rules to /jp/ club

>>11404832
>resetting your router

That's called ban evasion and it is not ok

>>11405011
Actually I'm good friends with a loli.

>>11405013
Alright, we're officially best friends now.

I invented Tamagotchi and /jp/ as well

>>11405016
1st RULE: You do not talk about /jp/ CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about /jp/ CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "epic" or goes limp, taps out the shitposting is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at /jp/ CLUB, you HAVE to shitpost.

>>11405019
Coolio, I bet you're proud of yourself.

>>11405022
I have a question, best friend

Who is Trevor?

>>11405028
He's no one and everyone, basically every shitposter with a similar style is "Trevor" (He also used to be an actual guy but that doesn't matter anymore he died)

>>11405029
How did he die...

>>11405032
Janny killed him, it was a horrible day.

>>11405033
Well that sorta sucks, why did Janny kill him?

/jp/ - Trevor's funposting funhouse of fun

>>11405036
fuck you i'm sick of your shit now

Tamogatchi were popular at my sister's school a good 10 years after the fact. It was some kind of strange mini-comeback.

>>11405039
No bullying in /jp/

>>11405039
Well fuck you too, we're no longer best friends.

I've decided to kill and eat you
-Swallows-
Now you're going to digest inside my big tummy
-Digests-
Mmmmm, that's it keep moving around, you're just speeding up the digestion.
-Dies-
Mmmmm~

Now you're going to become big piles of waste when my stomach is done with you.

Well it's been fun, /jp/. Thanks for the meal!

>>11405046
I actually have a fetish of being swallowed

Anyone doing anything special for September 11th?

never forget

>>11405048

>>11405052
Yeah I'm making a twin tower cake and celebrating 9/11 with my family.

>>11402349
I had a digimon when all the other kids had a tamagotchi.
You could have digimon fights but none of the other kids were man enough to get a fucking digimon, they all had their shitty tamagotchi and played doll.
Faggots.

To my astonishment over 10 years later a digimon anime was made but nobody who watches it ever owned a fucking digimon.

It looked like a rectangular box of bricks with a jail type of thing around the screen. Mine was gray just like my soul. Whatever.

Any digimon otaku here?

>>11405046
Hey dude wanna meet up in some dark corner? You can swallow my dick.

>>11405052
>yfw this is also your birthday

>>11405054
You'll have swallow my dick first and then swallow it again in your boypussy

>>11405052
I don't have any friends, so no.
I'm open to ideas though!

>>11405058
O-Oh my

>>11405055
Happy birthday anon-kun! May your crushing loneliness be superseded by the loot your mom bought you

>>11405058

>>11405060
Pretty you have a job and then pretend you are calling out sick when you actually aren't sick.

It really does make the little freedoms we enjoy everyday a little better.

Unless you aren't truNEET.... then you kill yourself out of /jp/, normie

>>11405065
>Pretty you have a job
>Pretty

That should be "Pretend"

>>11405065
>>11405068
Good idea

will you 2 little faggots stop roleplaying in our funposting thread please

you are making us uncomfortable

SAVE THE JAY; SLAY THE GAY

Why can't you stupid fucks just leave shit like this alone? Do you go total shitposting parade on every thread that looks like it might fucking possibly 404 naturally for lack of interest for the sole purpose of shitting up /jp/, or is this just some sort of fancy way of getting back at the janitor?

>>11405075
Do you like dicks in your mouth?

>>11405079
Do you?

>>11405074
>funposting thread
>in /jp/

Now you're being the faggot right now

>>11405080
Maybe

>>11405083
Dude, what the fuck's wrong with you? Are you gay or something?

>>11405065
This actually got me thinking. I may call a few places tomorrow and say, "Hey tell someone that I'm not coming in today," just to see what kind of reaction I get.

>>11405084
I'm sorry ;_;

>>11405087
Kill yourself homo.
#slaythegay

>>11405075
We are a bunch smelly truNEETs and hikkis sitting around waiting for something.. anything.. interesting to happen.

Go back to your on-topic thread, please, and leave us alone.

>>11405085
Don't forget to ask if they have Battletoads! LMAO!!!

#2007 #skype #/i/

GAS ALL KIKES

>>11405092
Kill yourself. Start a blog. Go outside. Stop shitting up /jp/. It might have been interesting the first time but it's sure as fuck not interesting now.

>>11405104
CROSSIE

>>11405101
someone already tried that.. I can't remember who exactly he/they were

>>11405104
You are reading the thread.
You are responding to the thread.
You seem interested.

Intellectual checkmate.

Tell me, how mad are you at this very moment?

>>11405105
Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>>11405108
About as mad as I am every other day.

>>11405112
Why are you so mad all the time? It's bad for your health and I'm betting you need help in that department as is.

Take a moment and tell us about your troubles. Add something worthwhile to this abortion of a thread

>>11405115
I am goodness-to-honest mad because people keep deliberately shitting up /jp/, as though they have some sort of ideological objection to its not being fucking awful.

You would think that I have gotten over it by now. It's been like this for years. Tragically, unlike sane people, I don't ever get over shit.

>>11405126
It's ok, man. I have weird shit like that to. I wish we could have an eternal NEET thread again and just keep it all together but this is the "best" we can do.

For what it's worth I don't condone people butting into good threads with role-playing, stutter talking, ironic shitposting, etc...

We all have to draw the line somewhere

>>11405129
The difference between us is that I detest it when people decide to hijack any thread with a mediocre OP with that garbage. If nobody's interested in the thread, just let it 404. Don't throw a fucking shitposting party in it.

>>11405134
Why not?

>>11405134
I just like to talk with my fellow /jp/sies once and awhile and I'm not alone in that.

This is actually a pretty mild and tame solution compared to what has happened on other boards.

I miss being a community. Things get too sterile when it's just the same 3-4 condensed megathreads continuing forever. I've tried find other places but I really like the userbase here.

Hopefully we can coexist peacefully.

>>11405136
Because sometimes the threads could have ended up halfway decent but instead they became abominable shitfests? Because it attracts cancerous attention whores and shitposters who come to the board for the sole purpose of attention whoring and shitposting? Because it encourages people to shit up /jp/ even further?

>>11405140
Why is that bad?

This got derailed fast.

>>11405140
>Because sometimes the threads could have ended up halfway decent but instead they became abominable shitfests?
no

Because it attracts cancerous attention whores and shitposters who come to the board for the sole purpose of attention whoring and shitposting?
nope

> Because it encourages people to shit up /jp/ even further?
nah

Any other questions before I head to bed?

>>11405143
Is this something that really needs an explanation?

>>11405147
It does all of those and more. I have nothing more to ask you since you're just going to spend your reply shitposting at me. See you in the next attention whoring thread.

>>11405150
Yes.

>>11405150
Please stop feeding the troll. It's embarrassing to watch. I thought we were making some real progress too but I can't converse seriously with someone who engages with obvious trolls.

>>11405152
Because decent discussions are preferable to awful ones. Because attention whoring is irritating and should be discouraged. Because when the board is shitty it encourages people to make more shitty posts all across /jp/.

>>11405160
These shit threads are embarrassing to watch all the way through. Apparently you don't have a problem with any of the shit listed either, though, so at this point I hardly see a difference between you two.

>>11405157
Have a good night, anon-kun! I look forward to our next meeting. Just ignore the trolls and try to take it easy! We can work out our differences if we can keep this kind of honest dialogue going.

>>11405168
>I hardly see a difference between you two.

One day you will. I will make sure of it!

>>11405056
I'd battle your digimom

>>11405177
#rekt

My sister have these and I thought it was gay shit.

it's threads like these that remind me why i love this board so much

Keep up the good work NSJ.

ano kimochi when I wanted one but was afraid of being called a fag.