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>> No.11394565

Today I went to the advance auto and they were especially helpful today for some reason which I didn't like.

However at one point me and some mexican employee were both squatting for like 2 minutes looking at different adhesive removers it was fun to have a squatting partner.

>> No.11394573

>>11394560
The blood of 200 dicks you mean.

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>>11394565
Squatting is fun

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>> No.11394674

do you flat food squat or tippy toe squat?

>> No.11394698

>>11394674
Tippy toe.
Flat foot makes you looks like taking a dump.

>> No.11394702

squataku here

What exercises do you guys do besides stretching? I'm working on thigh muscles right now to increase my endurance during heavy squatting sessions. The standard leg presses are paying off but I still shake after a long time of squatting.

Don't forget to flex those joints! Knee problems are not cute

>> No.11394791

>>11394573
For a vampire of 500-odd years that's pretty light eating!

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>> No.11395305

>>11394791
You can suck dick more than once, you know.

>> No.11395364

>>11394627
that fucking cat always gets me

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>>11394656
Any other Slav otakus here?

>> No.11395372

>>11395370
Gay OS, dude

>> No.11395383

>>11395370
Straight OS, dude

>> No.11395403

>>11395372
Keen eye /g/ayboy, I purposely tried to hide it by cropping out the filepath and titlebar.

Was it the filename that gave it away?

>> No.11395405

>>11395403
Apple being gay has nothing to do with /g/

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>> No.11399483

Girls that squat while wearing skirts are extremely lewd.

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Slav Reimu

>> No.11399490

Squatting girls really look dangerous.

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>>11399490
To me they look like they are about to take a poop and that makes me sexually aroused.

>> No.11399582

Closed legs is better.

>> No.11399590

Why is squatting so attractive? It looks humiliating. When I delinquent waiting outside the shops for an adult unscrupulous enough to go in for me, I used sit against the wall with one leg straight and one bent. I think that's the coolest position.

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>> No.11399607

>>11399490
To me they look like they are about to take a poop and that makes me sexually aroused.

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>>11399590
That's how I usually sit against walls. I also would have my arm or elbow resting on the knee of the bent leg if it was bent upwards.

Or I lean against a wall while standing with hands in my pockets, one leg lifted and bent with the sole of my foot flat against the wall I am leaning against.

>> No.11399615

>>11399590
Well, squatting is the best way to rest if you work standing.

>> No.11399622

>>11399590
Japanese poop and pee while squatting traditionally.

>> No.11399636

I don't go outsid

>> No.11399650

how do you do an asian squat?

it makes me fall down

>> No.11399659

>>11399650
You put your ass' weight on your heels.

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>>11399659
i tried and it split my pants

damn it

>> No.11399691

>>11399685
this is why slavs wear tracksuits.
also your thighs are fat, stop wearing tight jeans.

>> No.11399705

>>11399685
Is that your bulge or what?

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>> No.11399953

Milady, a refined lady like you shouldn't squat so ungracefully, even less in public.

Please behave and crouch properly if you must do so.

>>11399524
2wild4me

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I like it when touhous are drawn boyish or in unlady-like positions.
Though you wonder why they do that but then people say they can't imagine touhous as boys?

>> No.11403068

>>11394674
girls can't flat foot squat

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>> No.11403163

>>11395305
Why doesn't she have Sayuka grow a dick?

>> No.11403166

>>11395364
It's probably dead

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>>11403054
There are people here who can't imagine Touhous without them being a cute pet that want to be cuddled and love men.

>> No.11403289

I can't squat for shit, eventually I either lose balance and fall or my legs start hurting.
How can I become slav enough to be able to squat, /jp/?

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