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Aya is so fast! Whoa!

She's fast at everything!

>>11359069

So she doesn't last long in bed?

>>11359076
Everything!

But she likes to take it slow sometimes, too.

>>11359083
She's got fast fasts and slow slows.

>>11359098
>slow slows

>>11359114
Yeah, it's rough.
Aya's always flying so fast, so when she crashes, she crashes hard.

Fast enough to race a fighter jet?

Does anyone know where I can find scans and translations for this doujin?

>>11359135
No matter how fast she flies, she can't outrun her problems.

>>11359157
She's so peppy and energetic and happy all the time! What problems could she have?

>>11359181

Crushing loneliness?

>>11359148
Can't find it on the panda of sadness. If it's not translated you'll have to find or commission someone or hope Voile does. If it's not scanned you'll have to find a copy, and then find someone to buy/scan it or do it yourself. There are copies available in that case.

http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/12/27/040030122769.html

>>11359076
It's you who won't.

>>11359208
But she's a tengu. Surely she has tengu friends, right?

>>11359215
I have a copy, do you know anyone who will translate it if I scan it?

>>11359225
Of course, but they can be... Different.

>>11359229
Geh...well what about her subscribers?

>>11359227
Voile may be interested, but they do as they please. Unfortunately I don't know anyone to recommend for non-H works.

>>11359234
Customers aren't friends.

>>11359227
Ask Voile. If you'll only scan it if it's going to be translated, I'm sure someone will agree to do it.

Failing that...I dunno. Could just commission it, but I'm not sure who has the translation quality needed for an actual story.

>>11359255
But friends can be customers.
If she delivers her newspapers personally, surely there's at least a couple people she's made friends with, right?

>>11359259
According to doujinshi all they want is sex!

>>11359273
I don't believe in such smut.

If Aya asked you to take a picture with her, would you?

>>11359314
Pictures are embarrassing.

>>11359314
Oh, absolutely.
I'd ask why, though.

I wonder when's the next time ZUN will release an informative artbook like SoPM that includes some of Aya's articles.

Human Aya.

>>11359370
No wings? No flight? No speed!?

>>11359387
That's the cost of leaving Gensokyo for the outside world.

I want to feel Ayaya's ayayas!

I like miniature Aya.

>>11359479

loose and baggy bird youkai pussy!

>>11359181
Sounds like she's going to kill herself

Aya may be fast but she'll never beat Sanae's record for going down on someone

>>11359245
Voile works kinda like wiki, so anybody who's interested can participate.

>>11359227
if you post scans i might do it (depends how long/wordy it is). currently working on a Hina book in my free time, but i'm pretty slow.

Aya gets drawn with wings practically even more than Okuu does. And she canonically almost never even has them out. It's not fair.

>>11359370
>>11359387
>>11359396
And then she wakes up in a cold sweat.

Could be up to the 3rd fastest.
7th cutest.

>>11360634
>3rd
1st. Aya is the fastest.

And let her out of that chair already, damn it.

>>11360667
But Yukari can move trough a certain distance almost instantly.
And Sakuya makes the most out of "v = d / t"

>>11360727
Those two can mimic extreme speed, but aren't actually that fast. Smalltime.

I want to see Yukari go through a gap, Aya to dash in after her, then see who comes out the other end first.

>>11360727
then komachi is faster than her as well

>>11360727
If Sakuya stops time, then t = 0. There is no velocity there. It's more like teleportation. Same with Yukari, really, unless you measure the time she takes to go into the gap.

>>11360773
I don't know the extent of her ability.

>>11360786
But that would mean infinite velocity.

>>11359387
Not even hat.

>>11359557
she wouldn't do that, she's the pure and honest Shameimaru

>>11360808
A number divided by zero is undefined. If you're going to say someone is faster than Aya it would be better to say Youmu is.

I always thought Aya wasn't that great of a character to be sexualized, rather she's the type of person who would be fun to hang out with, never a dull moment.

s = d / t

t = 0

s = d / 0

0 * s = d

0 = d

Therefore Sakuya did not move at all.

>>11360854
Can't she be both?

>>11360855
>s = d / 0
>0 * s = d
You can't do that

>>11360883
s = d / t

t * s = d

>>11360866
For me, yes.

>>11360891
Good man!

>>11360885
this is only valid when t≠0

Is Aya good at math?

Would you date Aya?

>>11361276
Hell yes.

The rain is really coming down right now.

>>11361411
It's rained all but I believe one day in the past two weeks where I live.

>>11361423
that's how it usually is up here, but we haven't had rain in a couple weeks or so and now it's REALLY coming down, I'm afraid I might lose power actually.

>>11361427
Where is "up here"? Just curious because I live up north. 61.59518° N, to be exact.

Man, I would love some rain. It's to damn hot and dry lately.

>>11360161

Best girl gets best quality SA fag, start liking better touhous and you won't be so disappointed

>>11360812

Of course she is, I wouldn't imply other wise

you like oshiri right?

>>11361582
Please do not bully!

>>11361011

>>11361623
Phones are amazing, aren't they?

>>11361656
Very.
I wonder who's breast that actually is?

>>11361675

Her own. She is just that lewd.

Did you know the heavest bones in birds are in their legs?

I imagine that youkai such as Aya would be difficult to hang out with.

>>11361705
Common knowledge.

>>11360819
Well, then she can slow down time to a crawl, enough to move at what would be almost light speed.

>>11361724
Can Sakuya do that? I thought she could just stop it.

>>11361705
I've always pictured Aya as someone who uses lots of kicks when fighting.

>>11361735
"Manipulating time allows one to stop the flow of time and let only oneself move, to slow the flow of time and let oneself move at incredible speeds, or increase the flow of time and change apple juice to apple cider. "

At least she can make bamboo flowers bloom instantly, so it seems she really can control the flow of time more than just stop it.

Sakuya-san is as strong as beautiful!

>>11361757
I dunno. Words are wind, and that thing with the flower could be just her stopping time for everything but the flower until it blooms or something.

>Sakuya-san is as strong as beautiful!
For a human, maybe.

>>11361749
Do not cook the Aya.

>>11361778
That thumbnail looks like rocket shoes.

>>11361772
>Words are wind
Get off jp and finish the books you fat fuck

Aya is a good mother.

Fun Fact: Aya has a navel.

>>11361820
Is that canon? Which touhous have been confirmed as birthed and not just spawned in puff of dark magic?

>>11361820
So smooth. I wonder what her skin feels like?

>>11361820
she would even if she was hatched.
bird embryos are still connected to the yolk sack inside the egg by a umbilicus.

>>11361833
really? neat

>>11361820
>>11361832

I want to kiss it.

>>11361825
Why would magicing into existence make them not have a navel? They've got human parts everywhere else.

Aya is acting strange today.

>>11361833
I didn't know this.

>>11361840
The navel is a scar from where the umbilical cord connected to the body.

>>11361854
So?

Very very strange.

What could explain this odd behavior?

>>11361851
>>11361864
Oh my.

>>11361871
Moon drugs!

>>11361871

Must be Spring! You know what that means!

>>11361880
I think we're going to have to study her a bit more to be sure.

>>11361889
Must we? This is lewd.

>>11361896

It's okay, so is Aya.

>>11361896
Observing someone to gain knowledge about their behavior is not lewd.

>>11361903
Right...

Here we have an Aya in her natural habitat.

>>11361937
Bloomers!? Impossible!

And here is Aya trying to attract a mate.

How heavy is Aya?

>>11362055
Heavy enough to pin down an adult tengu.

Aya's hobby.

>Hoho. There's someone that you want to confess to... Is it a good idea to come and talk to me about that?
>How amusing.
>I just might make this into an article, you know.
>...Huh? Oh, advice...is it?
>Then why did you come to my place, you...

>Eh...U-um...Er...What, was that just now...?
>You...like me?
>...Erm...that...I didn't...hear that wrong now...did I?

>>11362225
>>11362226
Who are you quoting?

>>11362229
The pictures.

Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess who's fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

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Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess whose fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

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>>11362341
>>11362290
Keep up the good work.

>>11362347
Don't encourage shitposters.

Crippling depression with Aya!

Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess whose fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

>>11362351
Fuck off.

>>11362357
No good! Cheer her up.

>>11362374
Like this?

Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess whose fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

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>>11362380
>>11362380
No.

Even Tengu die someday.

Ａｙａｙａ

>>11362632
What brought that up?

>>11365223
Even if they were real, one day your favorite Touhous would cease to exist.

Unless they were one of the immortal ones.

>>11365252
Then Orin or her successor would come along and cart the stiff away.

>>11365252
>>11365291
I guess?

Third sluttiest Touhou.
Aya would lift her skirt for almost anyone.

>>11365316
Who's the second?

>>11365331

Yukari. Suwako is the first.

>>11365341
How the hell is she first?

>>11365368

Very old and canonically not a virgin. If we were to assume she has sex once a year, then she has done it over 2000 times. Seems pretty slutty to me.

>>11365389
Yeah, but its still once a year. Slutty would be doing it at least once a day, everyday, with random people.

>>11365403
Addendum: Until she breaks 100000, 2000 is not too significant for sluttiness for someone that's lived that long.

Third sluttiest Touhou.
Aya would lift her skirt for almost anyone.

>>11365403
>>11365408

Once a year was just an example. It is probably many times that, and most likely involves very depraved things. Gotta do something to spice up eternity.

Ah...

wheres that image of Aya tied up and about to be attacked by many vibrating wands

>>11365465
I don't know but it sounds fun.

Is grooming in crows reserved for only their mates? I can't really find any information about it but whenever I read about crows grooming each other they're always mates.

I wonder when's the next time ZUN will release an informative artbook like SoPM that includes some of Aya's articles.

Have any of you preordered nendo Aya?

Not just yet.

>>11372306
Then when?

Why is Aya so wonderful?

>>11372319
We'll worry about the when when we get to it.

>>11372322
she isn't

If Aya was a WW2 fighter pilot, which plane would she fly? Prop planes only.

>>11372322
Pure and honest.

>>11372327
Probably a Ki-43 or a Ki-61-Ib!

Um...

>>11372395

Momiji is ripped!

>>11372395
I give Momiji credit for the creative bondage setup, but tying up the wings like that is horrible and dangerous.

I want to be in Sanae's shoes here.

>>11372542
I want to be in Aya's shoes! But only if Aya is in Sanae's shoes!

>>11366164
That's cute where you do get that?

>>11372542
>>11372615
I want to cum in their shoes.

>>11372642
Please refrain from doing lewd things like that or you will be arrested! I have reported you to the authorities just to be safe.

Hyuu hyuu!

>>11372345
Ki-100

>>11372642
Are Aya's shoes even the sort you could cum inside of?
Regardless, you shouldn't. She'll beat the hell out of you.

Aya <3

>>11360908
The same as the rest of the equation, you can't move over no time, for starters it violates special relativity.

>>11373847
>She'll beat the hell out of you.
My semen mixing with Aya's sweat, enveloping her feet every time she wears her shoes, is the greatest victory to be had. A beating, even resulting in a few broken bones and a light concussion, is a small price to pay for this.

>>11374808
What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

>>11374808
...she'll clean them, you know.

>>11372542
I want to be shrunk down in Aya's shoes as well, enjoying myself next to her sweaty, smelly feet!

>>11374996
Aya's naked!

>>11375025

No she isn't, shes wearing a hat.

>>11375025
Yeah?

Why don't you smoke, /jp/? Aya smokes.

>>11377739
You're a liar!

>>11377739
DARE taught me only losers who succumb to peer pressure smoke

ayaa

Hatate >>>> Aya

>>11389002
Lies! False!

>>11389056
Aya = worst crow

Hate the math, not the equation. Math never lives

>>11389067
Lies and slander! Aya = best crow.

>>11389069
Sorry bruh, my math is canonical.

I admire your dedication to your waifu, though

That's not math, you dope. You're just making shit up.

Aya likes cock.

Both the crow tengu are great, this is the truth.

If I found Aya tied up I would free her and make sure she is all right!

Whoa! Aya is too fast!