/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Thanks, D-Bone!

W-Why do you speak like that?

A-Are you okay?

Are you Darion?

>>11397969
All the NEET guides are written in ebonics, to appeal to the core NEET demographic.

If you live alone, tuna is a great source of cheap proteins! I usually grab around five cans when they are on discount, and it has Omega 3 and shit to keep me a healthyNEET.

Hmm, sounds like I need to skip over this one too.
Thanks again, D-Bone!

>>11397980
This pisses me off. I don't know if it's because of where I live or what but cans of tuna cost $4 each. I love tuna but that's expensive for one can

>>11397961
Is that you, Prinny?

>>11397982
You have the worst grocery store ever.

Mattessons Southern Fried Fridge Raiders
(60g)

They're okay, I guess.

where 1shotkilla?????

https://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9696329/#9696329

https://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9686714/#9686714

>>11397982
I-i'm sorry, I didn't want to piss you off! Where I live they are around $1.80 and have like 40g of protein.

I usually get 50 packs of ramen, 2 loafs of bread, goobers PBJ and bananas and that always lasts me for a month

>>11397989
>foolz

why..

>>11397989
Holy HELL I remember these threads.

I also remember one guy (?) who was ironically advertising food for a few days.

Chicago Town Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizzas
(2 x 160g)

Pretty good. Microwaveable, but better in the oven.

>>11397992
Those foods have little nutritional value, you should try throwing some veggies and protein in your diet. Please eat halthy!

>>11397980
>NEET
you're unhealthy by definition, either as what you're playing at being over the internet, or what you are IRL

speaking of which
>>11397982
Tell your mom to get those plastic pouches of tunafish, they're better these days. University/bachelor chow at its finest, IMHO.

What is the best SUBWAY® sandwich, /jp/?

>>11398010
Don't worry, I throw veggies and pieces of meat in my ramen and I also work out so I'm fine.

>>11398022
What are some NEET work-outs?

The sticky on /fit/ is clearly aimed at normals who want to buy equipment and go outside.
I just want to not be fat.

>>11398030
all I do is jumping jacks, crunches, and push ups

>>11398018
I'm interested in /jp/'s opinion on the matter.

just bum money off your parents for food

i'm gonna be eating 3 5 guys bacon cheeseburgers tomorrow for dinner

>>11398031
get out

>>11398030
I have a treadmill and weighs that I do for inside.

Yet I also go outside for some jogs, my neighborhood is great for it, since I live around a lot of old people that just want peace and quiet.

Yet my favorite jogs are during the winter, since nearly nobody is there. I recommend that.

OP, why are you speaking in such an urban manner?

I want to eat healthier, but my parents say I have to buy the food myself with my own welfare money. I have social anxiety disorder. Is this abuse? Can I sue or get a foster home?

>>11398046
Are you starving to death?

>>11398042
He's just speaking standard American.

>>11398047
No, they still buy me food, but it's awful junk food full of carcinogens. They are literally killing me.

>>11398046
>Is this abuse? Can I sue or get a foster home?

I hope you're kidding around. Come on, kiddo, it's not that bad outside.

But I understand what you mean with hating going to the store with tons of loud people.

Whenever I go to the grocery store, I always usually go in the early mornings, when the store is just opening or late night when the store closes in like one hour or 30 minutes.

Both of those times are always empty, just try doing that.

>>11398050
>Worlds FIRST Multicultural society

Murrica numbah one!

>>11398053
This world has been killing you slowly since you were born.

>>11398053
You were going to die anyway.

Ask if they can buy you oatmeal and live off that.

>>11398053
Stop being a spoilt brat and eat your McDonald's.

all of my fear of society is turning to hate

>>11398059
The last time I went to the grocery store, the man there asked me lots of questions that had nothing to do with me buying things. He tried to do a conversation at me and it was awful. I felt like I was being raped.

>>11398050
>multicultural society
Is that what they mean by "The Hood"?

>>11398071
>the man

Do you mean a cashier? Just have some confidence in yourself, jesus christ. You sound like a huge pussy

>>11398075
N-no b-bully p-p-please!~

whatever you do, DON'T GO TO WALMART at 10am on a sunday

there was a woman there who was so fat that she could barely fit down the aisle. her hips must have been 5 feet wide at least. the top part of her body was relatively thin, but her bottom half was horrifying. i don't ever want to see something so grotesque again.

>>11398075
I have a serious disability. You wouldn't make fun of a man in a wheelchair for his inability to walk.

>>11398071
>I felt like I was being raped.
How dare you appropriate womyn's struggle as your own, pig. It's already been proven that patriarchal agents cannot be raped.

>>11398069
oh this should be good

>>11398083
I'm sorry, it's just I want him to be strong

>>11398084
Sigh, look kid, you need to be a man, you don't have a disability, being anti-social is treatable, you just need to be confident with yourself, take the risks to be something in life. You don't want to be a burden to your parents right?

taste: breddy gud
cost: too expensive
prep: the sauce comes in a brick you have to thaw out so it's not very convenient

>>11398095
I don't want to be a burden to anyone, I just want my human rights to be respected.

>>11398031
Well you can basically talk them through making you a steak bomb sub, so there's that. It's still $$$expensive as hell restaurant food so you're better off doin it yourself at home assuming you or one of your room-mates bought one of those little electric toaster ovens.

I'm so lazy sometimes that I don't even eat because I don't want to cook food.

>>11398095
It's not that simple.

>>11398095
>being anti-social is treatable
You really have no idea what you're talking about. One, his condition is not "anti-social" and two, treatment is not a walk in the park (especially to a person who fears going outside). You're being irresponsible. What if he were to take your misguided advice as truth?

Heinz Classic Special Edition Cream of Chicken Soup with a Dash of White Wine
(400g)

Very tasty. Better than the ordinary Heinz Classic Cream of Chicken Soup. But stay away from Heinz Classic Special Edition Cream of Chicken Soup with a Touch of Sage.

>>11398018

Subway isn't nearly as fresh as they've advertised. If you don't care about that, just grab whatever you have coupons for.

>>11398115
He's probably a normal who thinks SAD is just "being shy" and all mental illnesses can be cured with a pep talk.

At least his heart is in the right place, so don't fault him too much.

>>11398103
>>11398114
>>11398115

What are you talking about with "human rights, It's not that simple? You're being a misguided person?"

You're grown men that's just bitching and moaning about your parents to do things for you, that YOU should be doing.

Why don't you become independent and actually get things for yourself? Why are you making your own life so hard, you either sink or swim, just stop making excuses and get your life together.

Do you think people will respect you for living with your parents with no job, not going to college and just being a leech?

I had tons of anxiety, yet I started to just get out of the house and saw that all my fears were in my head, you people are just letting fear get in your head, just get out of the house, jeez.

>>11397961
I do not appreciate your mockery of the inner-city negro.

>>11398128
You're generalizing and projecting. Not everybody has the same goals as you, and not everybody's problems can be solved in the same way.

>>11398128
Get a load of this normie, he doesn't even sage.

Guess who just got back today?
Them like-minded NEETs that had been away
Haven't changed, still got much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy

They say that just "manning up" and "getting out there" is the cure for social anxiety.

5 jobs and 4 community college attempts later I'm inclined to say thats bullshit.

>>11398128 >>11398129 et al.
Wow, how much of this is pre-recorded? You make all this gruesome stupidity up yourself? Because you have a real knack for it.

I know very well how that anxiety feels like, as I used to be an antisocial loser like you, but now I don't give a fuck about other people.
It took me a few years to reach this point though.

A woman walked up and began talking to me in a parking lot today. I was flustered and couldn't understand what she was saying but she seemed to be trying to start a conversation. I smiled and laughed as though she had said something funny then waved my hands around and walked into the shop.

>>11398128
Thanks, that was the advice I needed to get my life on track. ;_;

>>11398153
I really liked the "this is bait" macro when I first saw it, please don't run it into the ground. It's been a long time since I've enjoyed a meme like that.

>>11398128
>Do you think people will respect you for living with your parents with no job, not going to college and just being a leech?
Why do I need the respect of assholes I don't give a shit about?

If he wants to reject a poisonous system of blind consumption and shallow social trivialities, I applaud him. It's people like you who keep such a twisted game going. Please understand that the contemporary, consumerist way of life is not the only one and learn to respect people who are different. He is not "less than" because he doesn't want to speak to self-indulgent idiots who think shooting shit at their minimum wage job is something fulfilling. Who even benefits from such an exchange?

Keep your holier-than-thou bullshit to yourself and just keep drinking the kool-aid.

>>11398129
>At least his heart is in the right place, so don't fault him too much.
Fucker was just bullying that /jp/sie with some bullshit a washed-up sports coach would spout. It was not encouraging at all, and the ignorance is astounding.

>>11398158
The last time a girl tried talking to me I felt like I was going to pass out in a puddle of my own vomit. She thought I was having an allergic reaction.

A few days ago a man walked up to me and ironically asked what I thought of his friend, or something. It was a joke between them, but it wasn't a joke to me. I cried for hours when I got home, and I haven't been able to go outside since.

>>11398154
>antisocial
There's that word again.

>>11398165
What he doesn't want to do, is go to the grocery store and buy food that he claims that he needs to live.

There's a coffee shop I can go to, but there's a young woman who works there and she's nice to me. I can't tell why. I don't think she's attracted to me or being facetious, I think she pities me or feels maternal towards me.
I don't know what to do. I'm scared that one day she'll try to strike up a conversation. Then I'll never be able to go to that coffee shop ever again, and I'll waste all the points on my loyalty card.

>>11398174
>The last time I went to the grocery store, the man there asked me lots of questions that had nothing to do with me buying things. He tried to do a conversation at me and it was awful. I felt like I was being raped.

There is nothing there about not wanting to go to the grocery store, unless you're implying it's because of cashiers.

>>11398174
Why give dogs to the blind? They should just watch where they're going!

>>11398154
You're a normie and crossie that thinks that /jp/ can't socialize. We can but we don't want, outside people are boring.

>>11398172
>an·ti·so·cial
>Contrary to the laws and customs of society; devoid of or antagonistic to sociable instincts or practices

If that isn't the right term then what is it?
Also I'm just telling my story. I actually didn't "man-up" or whatever, I just did what I needed to do at the time and things just happened over time.

>>11398152
>>11398153

I wanted to help you people bu- screw it, why don't you just kill yourself already? What's the point, It's just going to get worse since you're already doomed, you'll never get ahead in life, you're a failure in this world, just end your piece of shit life already. Your parents secretly view you as a complete failure, yet they have so much pity for you. You're an embarrassment so just die, DIE, DIE, DIE!

>>11398165
Why don't you just die with them, you loser, you don't want to be anything so why don't you just end your shitty life.

Awww, did I hurt your feelings? Too bad, that's how the world is, you're either the wolf or the sheep that gets eaten by the wolf. I see you as delicious sheep right now

>>11398186
fine, I'll just end it...

Are there any /jp/ people that want to die with me
We can go up into the mountains and have a good time before suffocating ourselves in a tent with a bucket of charcoal.

>>11398189
It's not so much that you're being contrary to sociality, but rather that there's an absence of it. The word you're looking for is "asocial".

I guess you could say being a shut-in fits your definition, but "antisocial" usually has negative connotations, like people breaking the law and causing trouble.

>>11398186
You think you've "stepped up" because you joined the game. All you've done is sacrificed who you are to conform to their standards. You have lost.

Your feverish rationalization and projection is embarrassing. Normies, lol.

>>11398189
The correct term is "asocial." "Antisocial" implies antagonism towards or violations of others' rights. It means literally, anti-social (norms). Violent criminals are antisocial. Shut-in /jp/sies are asocial.

>>11398182
Whoops, I thought we were still talking about the guy who was being killed by his parents.

>>11398186
>screw it, why don't you just kill yourself already?
Most "helpful" people last a few more hours than that.

>>11398172
itsa troll thread. It's incorrect or wrong on something? Well that's just adding to it! this_is_bait.jpg

>>11398199
Do we have to have a good time or can we just barely muster up the energy to light the charcoal and wait for peace?

>>11398199
Don't listen to that bully, even though he's right you can still live comfortably many years!

>>11398006
Oh neat, I've had the cheese version of this. I'm pretty fussy and hate pizzas you throw in the oven/microwave usually, but these were pretty darn tasty.

>>11398213
That was my idea of a good time.

>>11398215
No I've just about reached the end of how long I can realistically live like this.

Has anyone tried CBT?

>>11398216
I'm still comfortable with my life and still myself, and since I'm independent and don't have to be dependent by others, yet you'll never know that feeling.

I'm actually being kind, just end your suffering already, I just want you to be happy.

>>11398232
>No I've just about reached the end of how long I can realistically live like this.

Good, you would've just been a true burden to society and for your parents, just die already.

There is still hope for you, my friends! I used to be "asocial" like many of you, but at a lower degree than a few of you, and I was able to overcome that and now I feel good and I don't care about other people.
I still hate having to talk to people I don't know, but not as much as I used to.
If I can do it then I'm sure a few of you can too!

>>11398232
>No I've just about reached the end of how long I can realistically live like this.
Take small steps. Start with medication and therapy if you have access. If you don't, you can probably get on some welfare system. It's tricky if you live in the US, but my friend got free medication through SSI or something like that.