/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The orange blossoms opened and now this entire area smells like flowers. I like this time of year, but not as much as the long late summer days.

thanks for bumping this for me

I couldn't think of anything to post

>>11366230,1
The long summer days mess with my sleep schedule.

actually i like this blog thread better

the other one is too big and i want to be fucked in thbe ass by a warosu bro passionately

>>11366230,5
im incapable of loving another human being and being passion

Every time I look in the mirror I can't believe just how handsome I am it's mindblowing

>>11366230,7
i used to do this before i found out how ugly i really am

>>11366230,7
Norm.

>>11366230,6
feel

Since when did peanuts have like 3 million grams of fat in them? I knew they had quite a significant amount of fat, but not THAT much.

>>11366230,8
i was an ugly child

>>11366230,12
same

>>11366230,11
Aren't most nuts high in oil? And speaking of nuts, did you know that the cashew grows attached to a fruit? The fruit itself is too fragile to ship, so it tends to not be available outside of South or Central America, or wherever the cashew originates from.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Cashew_apples.jpg

The cashew nuts are in those green things at the bottom.

>>11366230,14
this is seriously creepy

it's dog day..

>>11366230,14

My nutsack

its windy today and my neighbors put up some fish wind flags. theyre the same neighbors who have that daughter with a big ass

>>11366230,1
Supposedly orange blossom honey seems to be pretty sought after. Is beekeeping difficult to do? With all the orange trees in my neighborhood I could probably bottle and sell whatever honey the bees make as orange blossom honey and makes a ton of money. It could probably even be labeled organic. I need to get in on this.

>>11366230,16
god

Are there any other anime that have chromatic aberration filters thrown over them? I loved it in Rinne no Lagrange but I can't seem to find others that use it.

>>11366230,21
which rinne would you fuck

I'm watching Cardcaptor Sakura to make up for my Vitamin D deficiency

Is it ever okay to beg your e-gf to not leave you?

>>11366230,24
how do i get one and how do you make sure she it a real girl

>>11366230,22
Madoka
Asteria, Lan
---
Muginami

In that order.

>>11366230,25
Not sure how you get one this is the first one I've had since I was a 14 year old teenbro

You get on cam and see her to confirm she is a female

>>11366230,27
well how did you get this one where you find her

>>11366230,28
/jp/ in a friends a thread

What is warosu even for? Is it for shitposting, meta, or blogging? you can't have all three

>>11366230,30
It's an archive just like foolz/moe.

>>11366230,24
all right so i just checked with my alpha ebro and he said, "no thats a b*tch nigga move"


sorry man

>>11366230,30
For making non-moderated /jp/-related posts.

>>11366230,29
what do yall chat about i wish i had a jp gf is she cute

>>11366230,30
Warosu.org is a moderation free archive where Anons can come together for a bit of friendly banter without interrupting the serious discussions that takes place in most of /jp/'s threads. It keeps the Chan clean while allowing the community to grow.

>>11366230,34

We don't talk about anything anymore because she's done, though she still wants to blog at me like we'll continue to be friends. Yes she is cute

>>11366230,30
why cant i have all three

I love all of you. I seriously love you all.

>>11366230,36
can you describe her please does she look like nyanners ibet she does

>>11366230,39
What the fuck man I came here for advice and emotional support from my bros and this is what I get???

Why is my internet only going slow on Jap sites wtf

>>11366230,39
shes just under 5 feet tall and her hair is about shoulder length and she wears it in a ponytail a lot also shes 9

dont start this pedo shit again

>>11366230,43
Uhh...

>>11366230,43
It never ended.

my niece popped out a baby, she's one year old now and already pretty cute, i think i'm gonna try to make her my loli gf in a year or 5 or 6

any tips?

>>11366230,46
Are you like 40 how does your niece have a kid?

>>11366230,46
When I was 15 I almost had sex with my 12 years old niece.

almost...

>>11366230,47
my sister had her daughter when she was 19 and i was 4 and her daughter had a kid when she was 15 because shes a slut

>>11366230,49
white trash

>>11366230,49
That's hot. Any idea who the father was?

>>11366230,49
why the fuck is your sister 15 years older than you

>>11366230,52
you parents are weird dude

>>11366230,51
ehehehehe...

>>11366230,47
my niece is 8 years older than me i am 21

i have a face only a drunken mother could love

my sister is 10 years older than me

I told my mom to just leave some gas money and money for a haircut on the counter tomorrow. What kind of haircut should I really get? Buzz cut or crew cut? Which one do lolis like more?

>>11366230,58
Hello. I am going to pay you a visit tomorrow.

>>11366230,58
buzzcut

>>11366230,59
at around 9 pm or so

>>11366230,59
Ok cool I'll get some snacks

>>11366230,58
do a crew cut

>>11366230,58
buzz

omg i got a viewer on my stream and he wanted to interact with me

but i usually have 0 viewers so i ignored him by accident

then he left fk

>>11366230,65
what if it was a girl looking for virgin nerds to tease

>>11366230,66
she can kiss my waifus rounder, cuter ass

I don't think I would mind being made fun of by a girl, but if she wanted to do lewd things I would be against that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMvQrd2shxw

i need another dirtbike

>>11366230,69
fuck ur bike m9, i need a fucking sedan, i can't pick up chicks(lolis) with my explorer..

>>11366230,70
Lolis like bikes and big singles and twins make their loli parts feel good. Three and four cylinders are too smooth to do anything for them.

>>11366230,71
I can already pick up lolis, i just need something to drive them down the hills so i can touch em if you git me.

>>11366230,72
Uh just get a bike then

>>11366230,73
b ut then how would i secs them?

i can bring them to my house.

>>11366230,74
can't*

>>11366230,74
just go someplace else who the hell actually has sex in a car thats retarded

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM HAVING AN AUTISM SPASM SFUCKFUCKFUCMFUCJK

>>11366230,74
motel6 brah

>>11366230,78
There are lots of places to have sex, at least around here. There are parks, abandonded shopping malls/stores, housing developments under construction, parking garages, ect.

>>11366230,79
The thought of taking a cute 10-year-old girl to one of those sites isn't unleashing something primal inside of you? Have you finally lost your edge?

>>11366230,79
Oh, and tops of mountains or just in the wilderness are options too. It would probably be amazing to have sex with a loli in the summer on a night with a bright full moon in the middle of the desert with only the brightest stars in the sky shining.

>>11366230,80
What are you talking about?

Sex is a vile act.

>>11366230,81
Or random farm fields. There are lots of those too.

All of these great places outside that still offer privacy and a romantic setting, but I'll never ever have sex with a loli in any of them. Fuck.

>>11366230,84
your not going toi have sex period homo

>>11366230,85
I think there are some slutty girls out there who would want to just because of my dick's size but I don't even want to have sex if it's not with a loli.

>>11366230,86
not with you lol

>>11366230,87
ok

>>11366230,58
buy yourself a hair clipper and cut your own hair nigga.

>>11366230,89
I explained this in the other thread.

>>11366230,90
No one read it because you're a fucking retard.

>>11366230,91
Got that rigth.

http://sjwiki.org/wiki/4chan

i guess ive got brain problems >XD

>>11366230,93
thats been linked before but i still dont know if its ironic or not

>>11366230,80
ok, you got me. what kind of bike should i buy to give lolis the maximum pleasure?

>>11366230,96
fucking kill yourself

>>11366230,89
>>11366230,89
can someone teach me how to do this

do u just run it all over ur head

does it hurt

>>11366230,97
hey dude, is not my fault you aint out there trying to get ur dick inside a loli, I'm working hard and i'm making progress.

>>11366230,96
Anything that vibrates a lot in use, so really any bike with a single cylinders or a twin would be great. There are loads of different bikes like that out there, way too many to list.

http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com/

someone submit Sparky's picture lol

>>11366230,100
those supermotos are cool as fuck dood..

>>11366230,102
Supermotos are awesome. Basically trail bikes converted for street and light off-road use. I had a WR250 when I rode dirt and Yamaha ended up making a supermoto version of that bike. If I end up selling my VFR I'm definitely getting something like a DRZ, a WR, or the Honda version of either of those two.

I don't know if the seat on those bikes has changed at all, but when I had mine it wasn't really meant for sitting, since you didn't really ever sit while riding it. The foam was on the harder side too and it definitely transmitted most of the vibration from the engine directly to my butt, so it would probably do the same for a loli.

I think a lot of supermotos don't have kickstarts installed from the factory though, and I know that starting a bike with a button is nowhere near as cool/impressive to a loli as kickstarting it to life. I think you can still put kickstarters on them though, if the trail bike version has a kickstart and the supermoto shares the same engine.

>>11366230,104
yeah dude I was looking at the wr450 but I'm not sure if the seat can fit a passenger... I'm not even sure if the frame will hold...

any tips? btw i'm 5'10 so keep that in mind.

>>11366230,105
WR450 can definitely support two people, but the back person will have to dangle their feet because there's no passenger pegs. These bikes are pretty tall too, so at 5'10 you might have some trouble when stopping and putting a foot down. If you're serious, definitely visit a dealer so you can see and sit on some that you're interested in. I think the air cooled trail bikes are a bit shorter, like the Yamaha XTs and the Honda XRs. I might be wrong though.

http://cycle-ergo.com/

I almost forgot about this site. You can put in your height and measurements and it will show how you'd fit on any given bike.

feel when you often fart out this browny mucousy stuff and don't know what it is and sometimes it has blood in it

those supermotos are cool but I'm not sure if a loli would want to ride one...

I'm running out of ideas here...
any tips?

>>11366230,109
What kind of bike would a loli want to ride? Maybe a scooter? Those Honda Metropolitans look like something a loli would like riding on. I bet some lolis would think Groms are cute too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aymBBqdc8c0

Either way, I think that if someone's getting on the back of anything with you whether it be a scooter or a bike, there's a few things happening. First, the touch barrier is eliminated which can play a part in how comfortable someone is around you. Once they sit on the back and grab around you (or for very small lolis in front of you), you're in eachothers personal space too, which I guess is something to keep in mind. Maybe most important is the fact that they even trust you enough to ride on the back of something that is statistically more likely to end in the death of both of you.

I just want to cuddle with a loli

>>11366230,110
those don't look that cool... I want something that will vibrate their cunny.

maybe a dualsport?

>>11366230,112
If you're concerned with only that just get a cool looking bike or one that a loli would want to ride or one that fits you and get a vibrator kit for the rear seat. Yes, they are actually a thing. It's probably easier and far less risky to just get a bike that vibrates on its own. The funnest bikes are singles and twins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICGcmwwcA2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le0VQh6YSuA

is this the new blogging thread

>>11366230,114
holy fuck, that's cool as HELL.
also I just found out about the SUZUKI DR650..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo

>>11366230,117
feel no crazy gf

>>11366230,118
does she remind you of your mother

>>11366230,119
shut up..

>>11366230,114
Stuff like this turns me on when I think of a loli using it. This thing isn't really designed for loli use, but a loli might end up using it. That thing is designed for women, but a loli just might end up using it and enjoying it a lot, even more than a woman. Similarly, a loli using an actual vibrator or dildo turns me on as well. Nobody would design a dildo or vibrator for a loli, but there she is, using it and really liking it.

Lewd!

>>11366230,112
cunny is NOT a moniker for vagina

>>11366230,121
I know right? really hot.

>>11366230,121
kill yourself already, retard

>>11366230,117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vqOoNkrRME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHIVZPYAQt0

That guy reminds me of this guy.

>>11366230,125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OUhabLH5iw

Fucking Second Life. This guy has a perfect voice.

>>11366230,125
what's with these crazy second life people

>>11366230,126
The girl at 3:19 sounds kind of cute. Well, either she sounds retarded, or like a loli.

>>11366230,127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGktBAO4yU

You tell me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W390q3D2NRA um..

>>11366230,126
Why is this making me laugh so much

>>11366230,129
Goddamn that guy was practically crying what the hell

>>11366230,129
don't make fun of him the dingo took his real babies...

gona make the HONEY todayyyyy

>>11366230,134
i like honey buns they taste good with milk

whats the point of untimed online tests

do they actually think we wont cheat

>>11366230,136

Job quizzes are untimed but I think they have some feature where if you second guess your answer they'll know. And speaking about job quizzes, those are such bullshit waste of time if they make you take yet another quiz when you go for the interview.

white pride

im literally on the w in ghost mode..

>>11366230,139
whoa me too

#woah

>>11366230,139
spooky

ushinatte shimatta daishou wa
totetsumonaku ooki sugite
torimodosou to hisshi ni
te wo nobashite mogaku keredo
maru de kaze no you ni surinukete
todokisou de todokanai.....

can totori autist please explain to me the significance and context of "high impact sexual violence"

>>11366230,143
she gets raped in the game

>>11366230,144
whoa that's hot

why do you like her if she's been ruined?

>>11366230,145
she was raped by the /jp/ self-insert character so its ok

>>11366230,144
>>11366230,146
you're talking properly

>>11366230,147
it t waWas A COIjndieence OH GODP PELASE oTOTORIRi WHY CnA'T iWiWIThty YOU

>>11366230,147
what

feel when if someone replies to my post and says they liked it or it was funny then I'll laugh at my own post...

why am I such a pathetic loser

>>11366230,150
you feel your posts only have worth if other people attribute value to them, nothing intrinsically? sounds like a need for validation, did your parents ignore you often as a kid?

>>11366230,151
no...

>>11366230,152
then why do you feel such a significant need for acceptance?..

>>11366230,153
nobody likes me and I'm worthless

>>11366230,151
are you a freud otaku? can you analyze me? after taking a shite i usually like to take my time admiring and making comments about my shite pretending that im a highly-respected renaissance artist observing a masterpiece

hotdawgs

>>11366230,156
in my butt

literally why are none of you saying anything except those two posts for hours

sigh

who are you

``that person''

oh

feel not rich

>>11366230,162
im rich

>>11366230,162
how get rich

>>11366230,164
feel don't know how

>>11366230,164

hue got two resharch the markeTING

it is 80% markeTING 20% your product

Peepole wont buy from hue if your pitch sucks ARse

they see your markeTING before they gib hue the moneYyyyy so hue cant half ARrse on your pitch and description

>>11366230,166
um are you encoding a secret message

>>11366230,167
>TING TING TING YAR

is he speaking gook pirate?

>decide to order some pizza
>see this

http://imgur.com/n6nggrm

Uhhhhmmm... what's the difference exactly?

>>11366230,169
>flavor sticks

Uhhhh

>>11366230,170
*sticks my flavor stick in ur bum*

heh..

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11366230,172

This is probably the only meme that I think will never get me angry. Well that and doge. 2 cutest memes ever.

>>11366230,173
both become shit the instant normies picked it up

>>11366230,173
wtf those memes are 2 of the worst ones and make me mad every time

>>11366230,174

I think normies also picked up pepe and feels. That didn't stop /r9k/.

But then again...that is a normal board isn't it?

>>11366230,176
/r9k/ is a failed normie board, the kind that desperately want to be norms and cry about it

sadly we have some of those subhumans on the w as well

>>11366230,177
>some
feels like most of the posts are from wannabe normies these days

>>11366230,177
>>11366230,178
fuck off, normies

>>11366230,179
/r9k/...

I think I'm going to buy a DR650...

>>11366230,181
you look like an overcompensating sperg on a bike

>>11366230,181
Where'd you get the money?

only nerds drive bikes

thats why i smash into them on the roads

>>11366230,183
They are cheap as fuck.

>>11366230,185
But we're all NEETs?

>>11366230,186
http://i.imgur.com/aNoQxHO.jpg

same here but that doesnt stop me

http://a.pomf.se/cxuabb.gif
>warosu

>>11366230,188
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>11366230,188
no that guy is jp warosu is the wreslters

>>11366230,189
I used to think the rock was a funny guy until I saw his interviews and the guy actually takes himself incredibly seriously. I thought it was just a joke..

who BULLET CLUB here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YAwZ1qso8M

this looks like a shitload of fun

>>11366230,193
ugh... bad memories

Did anyone watch Top Gear last night? Gillian Anderson was the star in the reasonably priced car and her laugh was really cute, probably the cutest laugh I've ever heard from a woman.

>>11366230,195
who are you even talking to

>>11366230,195
Uh... Anyone?

>>11366230,197
Top Gear is trash, i'm going to have to ask for your bike rider loli fucka permit dude, you can't hang around US coolkidz wdogs here anymore

>>11366230,198
How is it trash? It's a fun show.

>>11366230,198
Hello. You are very bad at posting. Can you please turn off your computer and go outside and never come back? I'm sure a normalcool like you could easily acclimatize to such a change. Good luck!

>>11366230,200
you just jelly.

SIGHHHHHH

I could have made the money today. Maybe tomorrow.

>>11366230,187
How many dicks did you suck for that money?

What kind of bike should I get?

>>11366230,204
Did you ever ride before? If you haven't, then I'd stick to smaller bikes. If you know what you're doing, then you can basically get whatever you want just keep your experience in mind and respect the bike until you become really comfortable with it.

>>11366230,203
He raped

Also I super highly recommend taking an MSF course for your endorsement instead of taking the test at the DMV. At the DMV you need to do the test on your own bike, which will almost always be more difficult to control than those tiny light bikes with skinny tires that they have at MSF courses. The MSF course is just plain fun. Plus after you're done with the MSF course and you get your completion card you can use the card to get discounts at motorcycle certain stores and you get an insurance discount with most companies.

>>11366230,206
where can i find some good rape porn

>>11366230,208
Real stuff?

>>11366230,205
what a shitty advice, just give me soemthing that it's light, good looking, can do wheelies and can vibrate a loli cunny..

>>11366230,209
i'll take 'convincing' ones too

>>11366230,210
I dunno, whatever's good looking to me might not look good to you. I like how WRs look, and they can do wheelies, and they can vibrate a loli. Same for DRZs. I really, really like those old Honda CBs too but I think those would be too smooth. There's SVs too, those are maybe shaky enough for a loli and they can do wheelies.

It's your decision though I'm not a mindreader or anything

>>11366230,208
motherless

>>11366230,213
didnt motherless remove all their rape and beast stuff

>>11366230,214
beast yes not rape because i see videos uploaded of crying/bloody/very uncomfortable girls in third world countries being used by a handful of guys outside on the grass or dirt

>>11366230,215
prove it

>>11366230,216
i dont even like rape videos and im not going to search for them just to post for you

>>11366230,217
you suck

>>11366230,218
u blo haha

Holy shit /vg/ now has a visual novel general AND an english visual novel general.
wtf is the point of /jp/ now

>>11366230,220
To keep the undesirables away from the rest of the site

i want to fr*g an anime babe

http://a.pomf.se/yabtfu.webm

I wanna look like a cute grill, does anyone have that one picture guide?

life will continue

>>11366230,224
even though we feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKC7Oz6ZrRU

i never j/o'd today someone give me some material

cant we go back to those good old days of watching sonic and lolis on younow?

>>11366230,228
uh sorry i got a bike and havent streamed for a while or posted links to loli streams

>>11366230,229
that's sick

So I went to get my haircut and the lady had short hair like Justin Bieber short on the sides and really tall and puffy on top and she had a lot of tattoos and I said I wanted just a buzz with 0 all around, but she said I should try a fade from a 2 1/2 on top down to 0 so I tried that and it felt really good getting my hair cut by someone else she didn't talk to me at all and then she had me go to the back with a sink and she washed my hair and put a hot towel over my face and massaged my head and then she put lotion on my head it felt really good.

I am ready to pick up lolis now?

>>11366230,222
what episode this from?

fuck whenever mom makes rice its always super slimy and has a weird taste it makes me not even want to eat it fuck

>>11366230,233
I am literally the only one in my family who can cook Japanese rice

>>11366230,234
i always rinse it until the water comes off clear and mine doesnt turn out this bad

i tell her to rinse it but she obviously doesnt

>>11366230,229
are you going fast?????

>>11366230,231
do you have a bike?

>>11366230,237
Yea it's a red 2003 VFR800 but I don't have the passenger grab bars so if a loli rides on the back she's going to have to hold on to me but that's a good thing.

>>11366230,236
Yes http://i.imgur.com/EP5OuS8.jpg

>>11366230,235
I don't rinse either fuck that it takes too long

>>11366230,239
It really helps

and a real hero...

>>11366230,239
musenmai

fuck im horny again?

kuso

Is Obama finally getting sick of Israel's shit?

feel you will never be the nightcrawler

Gelbooru's ugly now. What should I use instead?

>>11366230,247
I was using sankaku for a time but they now only allow up to 7 tags or so. It's pretty good other than that though, so if you don't have 3000000000 tags like I do you should be fine. There is also tbib.org

>>11366230,247
uh just use gelbooru with a custom style sheet?
or use pixiv if you want to be otacool and not get laughed at

What's wrong with Danbooru and pixiv?

>>11366230,250
>Danbooru
I'm not signing up for a full access to a free site, nor installing extensions to see images that aren't even unique to the site.

>Pixiv
It's already Japan's DA full of shit quality art, but now it's also getting full of westerners with their even more disgusting shit. But as I said at first, even without them it's still pretty crap. Also it doesn't have stuff people only post on blogs.

Pixiv is good occasionally though.

>>11366230,251
im sorry you might be retarded

Guys Guys! Today's my birthday and I'm turning 25 and I'm going to a pizza place with the best Chicago style deep dish that I've ever tasted! I'm super excited and I'm going to eat so much. Last year when I was supposed to go there they were closed for remodeling. Oh and they have pizza cookies too! Today is going to be great I'm excited

>>11366230,253
Be careful not to eat TOO much Anon, or you'll end up like this!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhNRJLHgio7l5V80hT

>>11366230,253
Wait they have a normal chocolate chip one and a peanut butter chocolate chip one the nut butter one sounds better

>>11366230,253
im turning 26 this month too

>>11366230,254
It's okay I don't get fat

OTOME MUGENDAI MITETENE

I think the most depressing thing about my life is that I don't have any internet friends after being on here for over half my life

>>11366230,259
how is that depressing

hello?

>>11366230,260
It is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0bArxJtSnM

Holy shit oh fuck yes FUCK YESsssss

>>11366230,263
How are these shitty Freeza grunts supposed to be intimidating?

>>11366230,263
>VILLAIN FORMERLY THOUGH DEAD HAS COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER

jesus christ how many times is DBZ gonna pull this shit

I watched DBZ when I was a kiddo, but never Dragonball. Now that I'm watching Dragonball I realize it's objectively superior to DBZ.

>>11366230,265
wayq

>>11366230,266
I couldn't get past the first few episodes it was too 80s boring

>>11366230,268
I have low testosterone levels and enjoy slower shows with characters I like rather than constant teenbro action.

>>11366230,265
Major villains have never come back from being dead. At the end of DBZ all of the major villains (Freeza, Cell, and Buu) stayed dead. Unless I'm mistaken, Freeza is the first one to actually come back.

>>11366230,264
There needs to be something for the non-Saiyans to fight. If the Dragon Balls were used to bring back Freeza then maybe the other wishes were used to make his army stronger.

That Momoiro Clover song sounds really out of place.

kyou ha ippai ippaaai okaneeeeeEEeee tsukuteimasuUUuuu

in hindsight dbz was a really shitty show
could have been good if they didnt drag things out endlessly

>>11366230,272
Kai cuts out all the filler and follows closer the manga.

feel when i'll never play group battle in dissidia with my wbros

note to self: quadtripple check your shit before uploading and organize your folders

Well I guess I'll take this opportunity to make more videos. I'm getting quite good at it now.

I WANT TO FUCK
I WANT TO FUCK SO BAD
BUT NOBODY THAT I WANT TO FUCK EXISTS

>>11366230,276
>the reason I'm a pathetic virg is because my standards are too high

LMAO, holy fuck.. he's still in that stage of denial.

>>11366230,277
Maybe he's only attracted to women with dog ears or something after watching too much Dog Days.

>>11366230,277
but its true girls are all lusting after me in school

>>11366230,279
Poor kid, he's fully delusional from being some a pathetic virg weeb for so long.. I bet he actually believes this too..

I wish I retrieve my 14 year old self where I never thought about sex and all I thought about was online gaming and computer shit. I was a ZEN master. My mind wasn't full of lewd shit.


What went wrong? What am I forgetting so I can revert back to a cleaner mind?

>>11366230,281
You've simply unlocked your inner norm dude, I'm still as ZEN as I ever was.

>>11366230,282

I think I know what it is. I need to move away from the county I live in. I've been living here now officially half my life and I hate it here. I'm always thinking about school and old memories that long have passed. I moved back to my old neighboorhod for a short while before over the summer and everything there was peaceful. The population was low (much much lower when I was a kid), I could go outside and never have panic attacks, and I felt so much better.

I can't leave this shithole because well my situation with no job. I would do anything to move back to my old area or someplace else that is more tranquil. As long as I'm here I can never go back to being at peace with myself.

The easiest way out is joining the military so at least I can escape being in a hamster cage but that is the extreme last resort.

>>11366230,277
I'm not a virgin, I'm just not interested in women my own age, not real ones at least.

>>11366230,284
Get out normalshit

put shaving cream on my forehead
just let it end

there are few things in this world as beautiful as a 14 years old girl's cameltoe

>>11366230,285
Fugging an 8 year old at 11 years old isn't exactly normal, dweeb.

>>11366230,288
Uh yeah it is. The earlier your sex life begins the more of a norm you are. Girls lose their virginity of average of like 11.

why fucking live

feel when you run into your old classmate from high school and he asks what you're doing now

>>11366230,282
youre not zen if you jack off all day

>>11366230,291
thank god I don't know that feel

The truest of otaku are studs who could get any woman they want but instead choose to jerk off to cartoons

>>11366230,294
That doesn't apply to anyone here outside of grandiose compensatory delusions.

>>11366230,291

I ran into one a while ago but thankfully he was that 'special needs' kid so he didn't say anything to me. However his face lit up when he saw me and just stared.

This is why I need to get out of my area. I don't want to keep running into people I know in my past.

>>11366230,295
Oh yeah? Want me to post "the pic'" again?

>>11366230,297
Yeah

>>11366230,294
Does anyone have any stories of such studs overcoming "3dpd temptation"? Either personal ones, or posts you've read over the years. I really like those stories not because they inspire me but because they turn me on for some reason.

>>11366230,299
Beliefs and ideology is self-interested. The reason you hate normies is because you failed at being one, and therefore that lifestyle must be inferior, in your mind.

what the fuck am I even supposed to do.

late 20s is end of life for IT because they want young turbonorms who just graduated

>>11366230,300
I just asked for wank fodder though.

>>11366230,301
i want to get into a friken IT school but I keep getting rejected and forced to spend each year doing stupid stuff my parents make me do because I have no job and am dependent on them.
Maybe this will be the year...

>>11366230,299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZUpvU3gwp8

>>11366230,304
doesnt that guy post here.

>>11366230,303
why do it when a turbonorm 22 year old from upper middle class family will steal your job?

I don't know what to do but IT literally isn't it

>>11366230,304
I've seen that video and it sucks. The cyclist is just some pedobro.

>>11366230,307
he pretends that it was just because 3DPD but in reality he's just an autistic freak who is terrified of females

>>11366230,304
jesus christ what a fucking retard LMAO

>>11366230,306
I am literally a 22 year old from upper middle class family

>>11366230,310
fuck you

>>11366230,308
no way man hes a total badass speeding away from hot girls and acting defensive around women with his lil camcorder taped on his helmet

hes a real alpha bean

>>11366230,311
lol blame your poor parents for giving birth to you

>>11366230,313
actually the fact that you're still here despite those things makes you even more pathetic than the rest of us..

>>11366230,305
He's our token nigger
Classic "I'm so nerdy I'm not like the other niggers" halfbreed

>>11366230,306
I work(ed) IT and it sucks unless you're a normie

You think you'll be able to fiddle around with computers in a cozy room and not have to deal with normies? Too fucking bad you better be into the office politics and god forbid you do something to piss off one of the females. You better be ready to converse with dozens of people a day and only have normie interests because even your fellow IT coworkers will be hypernorms going on about their wives and drinking with their buds.

>>11366230,314
um I post here because I like otaku culture and this is the only place on the internet where I can discuss it and not be surrounded by normies and retards

>>11366230,317
Besides gnfos.com of course I mean.

>>11366230,317
>and not be surrounded by normies and retards
heh

>>11366230,319
You think it's bad, but the truth is that /jp/ spinoffs are the holy grail of the internet

>>11366230,320
Speaking of retards....

>>11366230,259
iktf

>>11366230,322
Your friends are waiting for you on #warosu!
(Not really it's full of virginal Drivebros and Steambros)

>>11366230,315

well that explains the 2 guys talking about DBZ all the time

>>11366230,324
rofl

>>11366230,325
so it's drivebro, cousinfucker, and at least 2 other guys. That would be 4 black people on the W...

feel when you breath a sigh of relief because you realize you're not black

>>11366230,326
Drive guy and cousin guy are the same person.

>>11366230,326
bikenigger is sonic man who is pedobro cousinanon who is photography enthusiast dickspammer who is weebchef and junk food enthusiast who also wants his friend back

>>11366230,329
totori

>>11366230,329
and onahole aficionado and 50000000 other characters ive since forgotten about

>>11366230,328
Well I personally know a guy who is black and posts here so either way it would be 3 then.

If you are here say hi.

you shall be as gods

Feel when no rich parent(s) to allow you to live at home as a manchild and spoil you with motorcycles and cousins to fuck and allowance to buy thousands of dollars worth of cameras and onaholes.

I always picture TRUE w-bros as being broke as shit virgins like myself.

>>11366230,334
know that feel

I just hate people with rich parents

>>11366230,334
rich neets aren't really neets they are just spoiled norms who pay people to do everything for them so they don't need a job

>>11366230,334

My parents aren't rich and here I am at home 24/7. I get free internet, a roof over my head, and free food. That's more than enough for me.

>>11366230,329
>>11366230,331
why can't he decide who he wants to be?

i want to be gay

>>11366230,338
He's literally schizophrenic and will shitpost you to death, even going as far as making threats and switching into tough guy mode, if you say anything that challenges his opinions of beliefs. He also loves to call people other people norms (mostly when they express that they don't want to fuck real little girls) even though he's the biggest normal here.

Oh and he's also the guy who takes pictures of his room (it's the room with the blue-covered bed) and piss bottles.

>>11366230,331
he's the most prolific waorsu poster and probably responsible for half of the posts here

http://imgur.com/uUX7FAM
Who is this?

>>11366230,342
one of the w-bros

>>11366230,342
look at all the signs written in russian!

>>11366230,334
im a broke as shit virgin

also hes adopted i think what nice parents

>>11366230,345
that explain why he's a nigger

>>11366230,346
niggers cant be rich so it checks it out pretty well

ugh it makes me fucking sick to think that his moms a coalburner

>>11366230,347
if he's adopted then she isn't a coalburner

>>11366230,348
his biological mum i mean

Anyone else here eat the skin when eating kiwifruit?

>>11366230,350
yeah

>>11366230,350
I eat the orange peels

I want to be a white nationalist but I'm not white fuck. It seems like such an easy way to give your life some sense of purpose

>>11366230,353
let's be chink nationalists

>>11366230,353
Just join a cult bro

>>11366230,350
i eat apple skins

>>11366230,356
Freak

>>11366230,354
im chink

>>11366230,340
what i dont make threats or call people norms

>>11366230,359
You're gay.

>>11366230,359
yes you do you are crazy seek help

though i guess no one will want to help you anymore after you raped your therapist

>>11366230,359
You're obsessed with being in control

>>11366230,362
i literally could not give less of a shit about pretty much anything but if you wanna say im obsessed with being in control go ahead and say it

>>11366230,363
you might no be obsessed with control but you have a lot of serious issues anyway

>>11366230,364
His main issue is obviously is insatiable hunger for attention

stop bullying cockspammer >:(

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccccccc

>>11366230,364
i think we all know that

my bum hurts

>>11366230,334
I live a pretty good life without parental support thanks to aspie bux and welfare.

>>11366230,263
I can't stop watching this. It'll be coming out soon!

I decided to take a break from making the money today.

future billionares need breaks you know

>>11366230,263
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaco_the_Galactic_Patrolman

This guy's standing next to the Z Fighters and has a cut to him running along a wall. I wonder what's up with that.

>>11366230,353
I'm actually the palest person I've ever seen but I'm 25% Jewish and an experienced WN could probably tell by some of my features. If it wasn't for that I would be.

>>11366230,373
That story sounds awesome. Sent to Earth to stop an alien attack, doesn't see the alien spaceship come to earth, spaceship ends up being Goku's pod, and we all know what happens to Goku when he's a kid.

Neat.

Today in the mail I got a coupon for a free chocolate bar from Mars Corp. This coupon is really shiny and in full color with holofoil on the back. What should I get with it? What are your favorite chocolate bars?

i ate apple cinnamon flavored fig newtons today they were really good i might sneak out and buy some...

>>11366230,377
fig newtons are so gros

>>11366230,376
all chocolate tastes the same except recess

>>11366230,379
Nice taste buds retard

>>11366230,379
They taste completely differetn!

Feel when no sense of smell and having to live with the knowledge that my sense of taste is nothing compared to a smeller and I will never enjoy food at their level

didn't fap for a week and just edged for an hour and suddenly got extremely painful blueballs like i just got kicked in the nuts so i had to cum to something non-optimal to make the pain go away

shame..

so much VR news this week it's surreal

One day I will live in Japan

taking my sin, my cross, my shame

rising again I bless your name

you are my all in all

when I fall down you pick me up

when I am dry you fill my cup

you are my all in all

Jesus, lamb of God, worth is your name

Jesus, lamb of God, worth is your name

>>11366230,385
we are all gonna go together on gnfos we gon take a plane and just go

>>11366230,387
Haha nice one but I know none of my wbros unironically post in that shithole.

>>11366230,384
Ye Sony, Valve, AMD, HTC and Nvidia that is so great ill soon be in the anime world with my perfect loli gf

>>11366230,389
Stop saying shit like that you're only making your life worse

>>11366230,389
I only tried cardboard and the optics on it are tiny but the effect is amazing. I'm sure the HTC/Oculus would really be something.

>>11366230,389
literally kill yourself I am posting from the anime world right now trust me

>>11366230,390
why later this year ill be walking around next to my dog days loli perfect girlfriend all day and they said its coming out this year how is this a bad thing
>>11366230,392
why
>>11366230,391
ye its really cool some people said they can sleep using a vr and then they wake up and think they died or something because its really that good

>>11366230,393
When you die you reincarnate as a anime

why evenf ucking live fuckfuck

>>11366230,395
why

>>11366230,395
anime

i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hand down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you.

>>11366230,385
wanna go to japan and then do some normalfag shit and then r**e some lolis on the last day?

>>11366230,398
thanks for sharing

i dont wantto do it anymore just no reaosnt o stay alive at all fuck my life ufck normies fuck the subhumans and fuck the degenerates just fucking kill everoyne god damn it fuck my horrible fucking life why

>>11366230,401
why

I hope vegeta doesn't really join frieza's army...

>>11366230,403
What are you talking about queer

oh...fuck I forgot to download aldnoah

thanks dbz poster

I think I might be the most unfortunate person here.
+I'm white
+i'm upper class
-i was adopted
-i was adopted by a black women
-i was adopted by an asian man
-asian was a fob
-i lived in california
-had three other adopted siblings from haiti -one of which was legit autistic
- two other adopted siblings from china
-lived in california for most of my life
- older chinese siser beat the shit out of me when i was little

>>11366230,406
>black woman asian male
your tale ends in believability right there

>>11366230,406
post pics of your mom

>>11366230,406
did you fuck her

>>11366230,399
someone post that doujin about 2 loli rapists that ends up killing themselves

>>11366230,406
>- older chinese siser beat the shit out of me when i was little

hot

was she cute

>>11366230,406
i apologize on behalf of my people

>>11366230,412
kill yourself

>>11366230,412
you'll have to do a lot more of apoligizing, disgusting chink

>>11366230,407
california has a pretty big asian poplulation. when you get around the areas near LA its not uncommon to see that coupling. though its not an everyday occurrence either

>>11366230,414
chink here

i'm not apologizing white boy

>>11366230,416
that other chink faggot is, i don't care about you

>>11366230,411
not really. she was like 14 and chubby when i had my first memories of her. she had a terrible personality and acted like a nigress

>>11366230,418
i didn't know chinese children could be fat
i guess living in the usa does that to people

>>11366230,406
I'm sorry but that doesn't add up?

>>11366230,419
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>>11366230,393
no you wont dumb nigger

>>11366230,416
>>6677720,15

>>11366230,405
stupid fucking episode as always it is happening just like the people are predicting in the forums