/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you have to find the answer for yourself
it is meaningless if we just straight-up tell you.

>>11365527
You're off to a pretty good start. Now get the fuck out. I don't want to compete with shitposting.

>/jp/

/pol/ go home, you're drunk

yeah eat ass

I would 'redpill' you on it, but I'd have to go into some seriously deep theory. I don't think your pansy ass is ready to take it.

>>11365560
Its /a/ masking it like /pol/. /pol/ doesn't gives a damn.

Just a small story I wrote:

2023, 4chan is the biggest site in the universe, all the boards replaced parts of the internet like /soc/ replaced Facebook, /s4s/ reddit, /sp/ ESPN and even smaller boards like /h/ became in the new Hongfire.

There's just one small forgotten board, it's called /jp/ - Otaku Culture, Moot tried to sell /jp/ to Danny Choo but even Danny wasn't interested at all.

Moot was about to delete /jp/ until one man appeared out of no where, his name was Mike Brewer, he said he would bring back the good ol' days, he bought /jp/ for about $300, pretty cheap for a 4chan board.

"I can't believe I bought /jp/!" he said with a big smile in his face.

>>11365617
Not going to happen, but that would certainly suck. See ya.

Don't propagate cancer, for the sake of propagating cancer.

>>11365619
It has already begun. How are /a/ or /pol/ any different from /b/ or le reddit?

>>11365619
I'm pretty sure Moot would sell 4chan to AOL or any other shitty company.

So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of shitpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand shitpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "shitpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Shitpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって！

>>11365666

You're not funny, jannie.

>>11365666
what the fr*g are you talking about?? cuteposting is not s**tposting okay

>>11365556
isn't that SA

>>11365666
W-wow...!!

>>11365666
very cute

>>11365666

S-so this is the power of cuteposting..!

>>11365666
>"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
>An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
>In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

These in particular are pro tips. Pay attention OP.