/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11351137
is that tie placement deliberate?

>>11351148
You asked that the first time. I don't think they could put it anywhere else to be honest I mean it wouldn't be complete without a tie.

>>11351137
I really hope AKB outsells them.
It'll be a considerable blow that will hopefully make them actually try.

>>11351158
I think it would be a blow that they will never recover from.

>>11351152
you remember

The day someone uploads Mai's photobook is the day Zukki's calves has the girth of my wrists.

>>11351185
>>11351188
Disgrace.

>>11351185
>>11351188

>>11351185
>>11351188
did they make her watch?

>>11351188
Toplel

>>11351034
>>11351185
>>11351188
Looks like someone is "stress eating".
I guess after that shit with fucking other guy she couldn't stand a day without a piece of cake, or two.

I'm gonna kinda review the H!P DVD Magazine vol. 38 while it still is fresh in my mind. I would post this in my blog but I don't have one so fuck it:

For this DVD Morning Musume where curiously divided into the old ones and the young ones (with Mitsui) so it made quite an interesting distinction. Specially in the filming of the 15 second spot, the younger ones where all over the place with a half-assed chaotic shoot while the older ones properly took their time and came up with a sort of nice idea. Mitsui could also barely handle the unnerving Sato (how can a 14 year-old still be this childish?) while the older members where trying to please Michishige all the time.

Overall, it seems the MM members are simply incapable of properly developing interesting personalities either because of being in a constant state of tension and pressure to carry the Morning Musume name or maybe because they're just not that capable. This is interesting because it's a complete opposite of the rest of the groups.

Berryz Koubou and C-ute also have an interesting duality. Berryz are a group of girls that, while not being really close friends, have amazing dynamics and interactions. Their comedy sense is really developed and have no problem following on funny patterns. Momoko's variety experience also comes into use here. The 7 of them really seem like professional performers and understand pauses and timing and reactions. Miyabi's English proficiency answers and spiciness bravery are some of the high points.

Now C-ute on the other hand are the contrary. They seem like a REALLY close group of friends just having fun between each other and not even paying attention to the camera. These are the kind of girls you see in groups and see them not caring about being noisy around other people and having a ton of inside jokes. Now, the problem is that this, while it may appeal to some flies in the wall, becomes a complete disregard for the point of the DVD, which is to entertain the fans.

Finally, Smileage are the perfect icing. Now this is a group of girls who really like and know each other very well, but are also very eager to be entertaining as, after all, their entire segment is about showing their appeal. Contrary to MM, the senpai-kouhai relationships are almost ignored and they simply act in a very natural and relaxed way, but while also understanding that this is still a show and they have to sell their personalities. Now these are proper idols.

- Best Group Award: BERRYZ KOUBOU (Smileage were amazing but I have to give it to Berryz's experience)

- MVP Award: TAMURA MEIMI (funny, charming, cute... This girl has it all and has the ambition to chase it. She can be soon cracking jokes, acting cute or knowing when to be quiet. She has presence and nerve and the other girls acknowledge it)

>>11351137
I want to put it in

USA Idol.

Not a bad review, looking forward to the next one.

>>11351420
why can't westernes do anything right?

>>11351368
>>11351370
whats your favorite h!p?

>>11351368
>>11351370
Shit review.

>>11351446
YOUR shit

Mai touching Maimii's waist.

>>11351635
are there any of the girls with their toes intertwined with each other?

Fish

>>11351654
Unfortunately I have yet to find the toe intertwining picture.

>>11351665
crikey! mai's shape is delicious.

>>11351665
cute ass for an asian chick

>>11351185
>>11351188
jesus, even zukki would tell her to tone down a bit

>>11351680
you were saying?

>>11351680

>>11351847
By far one of the least appealing h!ps

>>11351896
guess who !

>>11351968
That's obviously Sayu.

>>11351968
>>11351970
Gonna have to agree.

>>11351965
we are talking about ass in here dude , i don't give a single fuck , she's got by far one of the best asses in all H!FuckingP period

>>11351979
nah, only reason people like her is to appear to be in the in crowd on a certain forum.

>>11351971
>>11351970
this is sayu , that is somebody else , keep trying

>>11351971
>>11351970
well , now that i see that u guys don't know shit about H!P i'll show you who is this >>11351968

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBpcwzJnWw4

>>11351984
That picture you have attached to this is Berryz Koubou's Momochi. Can't you tell the difference?

>>11351968
It's Miya. I recognize the bikini. It's strange how her ass appears flat sometimes, yet at certain points quite the opposite.

Are there any good pictures of Kanazawas butt? It seems like she could have a lewd Kanon tier butt but I don't think I've ever seen her photographed from the back.

>>11351996
your autism it's over 9000+
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBpcwzJnWw4

>>11352001
Best I've found so far. Going to keep looking.

>>11351996
>>11351970
>>11351971

Takahashi's body is perfection , i don't know how the fuck would you said it was sayu

>>11352016
You just get here a thread ago?

>>11352014
that ass

>>11352018
what makes you think that

Oh look, the Euros ruined the thread again

>>11352023
Because you don't know about the Momo/Sayu travesty of 2013.

>>11352024
It's like five in the morning in Europe though.

>>11352024
It's forum people bringing their shit posting with them.

>>11352057
At least this time it is, other times it is the British /mu/ /g/ guys.

>>11352133
that was a one-off recce mission to /mu/. it was horrible.

"Life always makes me bumped and bruised. But those places where I was hurt the most will become my strongest places :)"

>>11352302
No, they'll become her crippled places.

Omori Seiko - H!P medley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxO_DoEDOBA

>>11352309
I'll make her crippled in places if you know what I mean

>>11351185
>>11351188
legit sad to see her like this.

Someone should re-post those pastebin links again to all the H!M episodes that dude has been uploading.

Great resource, especially since sites like dj-waffles don't function and H!O torrents are defunct

>>11352405
maybe it's her new bloke's fetish.

http://pastebin.com/AAE7Lv6s
We should consider adding the repository to the OP.

Japan Expo USA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKCWOItxWiQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lkqq0SgYjU

>>11352469
Pandering to wota because no talent

>>11352451

>tfw You will never be together.

>>11352451

>tfw You will never be together.

>>11352505
>>11352509
In today's lesson we learned that the spoiler function cancels greentext and that autism is more important than puns.

>>11352587
Well yeah, I made a mistake and I didn't know how to correct it. Didn't have to go and single me out. I'll be sure to remember the golden rule next time I post.

Pic related

>>11352656
That sounds like sincere embarrassment. Now I feel like a bully. ごめんなさい.

>>11352668
is that haruna ai with aya?

>>11348993
This new album is pretty good been listening to it whole day today, some thing different indeed.

1／娘。　モーニング娘。 蜥蜴娘
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS8NPVaHmQo

>>11352814
hers is not like the others. is this a sign?

>>11352427
I took a nap and woke up pretty late, I'm uploading right now

>>11352680
That looks like Fujimoto Miki

>>11352829
I think he meant to say if that was mikitty with haruna ai but fugged up. In light of certain events that transpired today, he decided to leave the post as it is.

>>11352829
if it is, age advancement has not been kind to her.

>>11352823
Yes. RIP Ayumi 1997-2013.

But they'll probably replace her like they did with McCartney.

>>11353018
They killed her before she had the chance to kill them?
I want the body. How can I obtain it?

>>11353018
>>11352823
>>11352814
I haven't been able to work out what makes hers different. Can someone please explain? Be condescending.

>>11353045
The picture shown on listings:
http://www.youtube.com/user/morningmusumechannel/videos

>>11353049
But the actually video has the same picture, nothing is wrong relax.

>>11353096
Whose left eripon and who to lazy to go look.

>>11353123
Only Eripon.

>>11353123

>>11353155

>>11353157

>>11353159

>>11353161

>>11353164

>>11353162

A Meimi story from Natsuyaki Miyabi:

A few days ago was Miyabi's birthday. Well, some days earlier, a mail from Tamura came asking for Miyabi's home address. She thought that maybe she wanted to come visit so she gave it to her. Then, the day of her birthday, a package which was a box as tall as Miya arrived to her home, and when she opened it a bunch of balloons came out. Inside there were also balloons in the form of a cake and a birthday card from Tamura.

>>11353179
cool story

This without question, is one of the best idol pictures I have ever seen, while only at this game for the better of 5 + years

Having over 50 gigs of idol images, this pictures captures everything absolutely essential for an idol.

The unassuming nature
The care-free gaze
The naturalistic exemplary display of the beauty of the human body
The expression of glee and innocence

>>11353283
>>11353283

>>11353294
The posture and attire asking for insertion of benis
2lewd

>>11353304
Her breast wouldn't cast a shadow like that if she was naked. Your picture is a con.

>>11353316
What if the shadow was edited in to give the impression of her not being naked?

>>11353316
I don't think you understand the point of the bubbles.

Momochi has now purified this thread

>>11353330
>not pre-2012 Mano

>>11352365
That Shabondama was epic but the Lalala no Pipipi was kinda scary.

>>11353343
>using the word 'epic' unironically
>>>/out/

>>11353350
You're saying it's fine to use it ironically?
>>>/shitpost/

>>11353359
Wow what a newfag.

>>11353350
I guess that comes with the internet slang these days. A word has become so overused now that its struck down whenever its uttered, so then you must use a synonym for said word to describe whatever you want but by then using synonyms to describe something that doesn't warrant a change in the first place because the term used first to describe the matter already fits perfectly than other words synonymous with that original adjective, then it becomes redundant solely because of the fact that the original adjective has become 'uncool'. The internet back in the early 2000's was so peaceful and carefree, probably because poor people couldn't afford the internet.

>>11353398
Epic.

>>11353398
You are that mad.

What did you guys think about this sluttery?

>>11353448
I like it. I want her to go even lewder. With no males involved of course.

>>11353448
I didn't mind

>>11353449
>even lewder
Please define.

>>11353470
gravure idol lewd

>>11353470
I want Sayu fucking the younger musumes documented.

>>11353473
That would please me greatly, here's to hoping she does just that post-mm.

>>11353487
Nah, she already has a stable career as a TV personality and would probably continue having one unless some scandal breaks out.

>>11353487
That bikini bottom (sup Spongebob) goes way too high to look good.

>>11353494
Would a relationship with a former co-worker count as a scandal? What would she do then?

>>11353497
As old as she is now it probably wouldn't affect much if that were true.

>>11353487
How different would MM be if Kikkawa was selected instead of Mitsui or if both were chosen? I think Sayu would've graduated by now and Kikkawa would be leader.

>>11353509
Are there any openly lesbian former idols yet?

>>11353509
Are there any former idols who openly practice the purest form of love?

>>11353515
>>11353517
Wait, what the fuck, I swear the first post turned into 'deleted' the moment it appeared. I have no idea what is happening any more.

>>11353508
I ask this to myself every day

>>11353524
translate

>>11353524
I'm actually kind of happy Kashiwagi ended up in AKB48, can't imagine how she would be in MM.

#disbandmm

Do you think idols realize how pretty their feet look? They don't seem to be shy with showing them off, especially. Chinami, Airi, and Maimi.

>>11353294

Euros in full swing again....

>>11353527
Passed/didn't pass MM audition
Tsunku is a genius!

>>11353578
Shut up Turkey. You're religion doesn't even allow idols.

>>11353586
>Turkey
dohoho

>>11353576
XD

>>11353562
Can someone explain why they were talking about Chinami's feet in that one DVD mag for those of us who don't speak the Tongue of the Gods?

>>11353598
Germany might as well be called New Turkey.

>>11353631
>that one DVD mag
Even if I wanted to help that's too vague.

>>11353638
I don't have access to my computer right now to check which it was. It's a recent one where they wear pajamas.

http://pastebin.com/AAE7Lv6s

I've uploaded some more episodes. This took longer than usual because:

1. Files are getting bigger
2. Web browser crashed twice
3. Internet disconnected once

I'll upload some more tonight

>>11353672
thank you uploader anon

im proud of you

>>11353672
No need for excuses, mate. It's not important if it takes a bit longer, it's enough you're doing it. I want to suck your cock.

>>11353638
It was Berryz DVD magazine vol. 30. They spend a few minutes inspecting Chinami's feet.

>>11353764
If you mean the segment at the end, it's quite obvious. It's about how independently she can move her toes. But I guess it's something else as that doesn't last more than half a minute.

>>11353802
Oh I see thank you.

>>11353126
lelowz

but is hi-fin the best farmer subgroups evar or wot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjIjAgFl-GU

>>11353182
>>11353179
the madness of the vampyre keep balloon and greeting cards companies in bizness!

>>11353844
Yes. I'm not big on Mai but I love everyone else and the song is the best of those three.

I was reserved about the Oda at first, but I've really come to like her lately. She seems to have fun and be sociable plus they've made here look much cuter than at first.

>>11353844
i like Mellowquad the best

SAMURAI GIRLS - Up-Up Girls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6DB2akWTPg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmiCKLvnpN4

>>11354096
I'd quad their mellows.

>>11354307
It has great members. I like them all.

Also does anyone have pictures of idol's eyes looking wonky, besides Reina.

>>11354315
I think everyone is a bit wonky if you look long enough, but here's a quick one.

>>11354347
Oh yea can't believe I forgot about Captain. It seems like one of her eyes is way out of line with the other but it's cute for whatever reason.

>>11354315
There was an image with Rikako -- and I think the other Kenshuusei's -- where her face was most terrifyingly wonky. I tried looking in the archives for it, but I had no luck because there was nothing but 2hus.

>>11354405
That's not possible. The way these threads are connected together it's not hard to find all 102 (plus extras) of them. You need to level up your archive-fu, friend.

>>11354544
Now that's a handshake even I would want to go to.

>>11354550
*event

>>11354544
Best H!P.

Miya emanates a sexual aura.

>>11353672
this pleases my autism once more

>>11354096
motherfucker! i hate when everytime i come back to this thread i start to browse happy as a hippo and then a wild pic of Junjun with aids appears !!

>>11354593
deal w/ it

>>11354600
will she win the superb owl this season?

>>11354600
SHHIIEEEEEEEIIIITTT
that kuma-chan pic gave me a bonah u kind bastard!

>>11354610

>>14338608
Okay, who is the italian in here?

>>11351287
She did it to herself. I adored Mari when she was in MM, but she made her bed and now she has to lay in it. She knew if she got caught, her career would be in the crapper.

Now that she's getting married to the guy she cheated on her husband with, I wonder if he worries about her doing the same to him.

>>11354982
why did he agree to marry mari knowing she is whore-like? is he "cuckold"?

>>11354016
I just don't see what's so "cute" or "pretty" as others have commented about her. She just seems average at best. She has a powerful voice, but her looks...

I do feel bad for her though. It seems Riho dislikes her and doesn't even try to hide it.

>>11355009
She's not like Turtle level cute/pretty but she's still pretty presentable.

>>11355009
I'd say it's the same phenomenon with Airi where people love her for her looks when she's probably the most average looking H!P.

>>11355023
Guaranteed replies.

>>11354016
she reminds me of someone

>>11355067
holy shit, i didn't even rename that image file. wtf

>>11355009
I some what agree but there are uglier ones in H!P like Wada, Haruna, Takagi to name a few.

>>11355438
i woke up the other day with several pictures of wada ayaka opened on my computer - i have no idea how this could have jappened - which made something inside me "fizz". since that time i have done very little but shitpost and look at pictures of her. i think some sort of emotion towards her has been "awakened".

>>11355438
There's just something about her face though. I can't put my finger on it.

Her hair also looked a lot better out of her face and longer like this picture. She looks just fine here. Looking back, her short bob always looked pressed against her face and wasn't flattering at all.

>>11355535
I'd put my finger on her face if u kno whadimean

>>11355510
Dawa is one the goddesses of vitality,

might have something to do with your recent awakened state

>>11355693
I'll take the top one. Bottom seems to be enjoying it, and I don't like sluts.

>>11355693
whatever it is, my housekeeper isn't pleased with this new "awakened" state of mine. she keeps asking me what the stench is on my bed clothes and sleeping attire.

1／娘。　モーニング娘。 生田衣梨奈
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkS3y3w_qnU

>>11355780

>>11355750
Do u sleep in your own filth?

>>11355813
define "filth".

>>11355827
Do you sleep in marmalade? If so, is it at least tolerable?

Monthly BARKS Tsunku♂ Long Interview vol.4

http://www.barks.jp/news/?id=1000092091

>>11355855
Cute picture.

vaginas own the the top two floors while guys only have the second

I hope the sales of this single don't continue hovering over the 80-100k range.
Something closer to 200k would be an excellent sign of rising popularity, rather than the discovery of new means to get more shekels from the fans.

Ikebukuro Sunshine City 13-08-28

>>11355838
good god no, that's so uncouth. i do, however, probably "dribble" whilst sleeping.

>>11355975
where are the gundams?

Bretty gud.

>>11356108
>96k
JFT96

>>11356108
46% increase over Brainstorming's day 1 sales. This will have to be the biggest first week since the Goto era.

http://pastebin.com/AAE7Lv6s

>>11356240
thx

>>11356240
I love you.

>>11356108
Dentsu's strength!

>>11356262
狼から出張してきている糞アンチは書き込むなよ

>>11356296
Speak English or Die, as they said in 1985.

>>11355067
fuck you she does not look like aoki you fucker

>>11356310
>>11356331
Danger, danger. High voltage.

>>11356331
She broke down in tears from today's announcements and Machan went to go console her.

>>11356344
what announcements? The sales figures?
>>11356331
just wait 30 years

Platinum era is dark period, they neglected making an effort to get popular. But current MM are hardworked and have adorable characters. It's no wonder that they boom again.

>>11356355
Yeah, when Sayu announced them.

Hello! Project Station #30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMPc3XqvRQw

>>11356400
Platinum era played it safe and did not at all develop any unique characters besides Sayu. Also,
where you from anon? I take English isn't your native language?

>>11356400
I kinda preferred the Platinum era. The group was very tight knit and stable. They also produced some of my favorite MM songs like Shouganai Yume Oibito.

>>11356414
Yeah. Platinum 9 is my favorite album from MM. Probably not the strongest as a whole but it has most of my favorite songs.

>>11356414
They were the best and the worst era, becuase they had two of the worst members. We'll see how this pans out in a couple of years.

>>11356491
Yeah, maybe Zukki will slim down and Iikubo will be the first to graduate

>>11356498
Eat shit, Harunan is fun.

>>11356526
lel, she looks like the bass player from the sticky rice in this picture.

>>11356412
That's literally the opposite of what happened. How fucking retarded are you new-MM fans?

>>11356491
Koharu and aika?

>>11356546
They took risks and developed unique characters except for Sayu?
You must be frustrated to play the 'new' card already.

>>11356548
Were there any others?

>>11356546
Reina was boring, same as Ai. Junjun and Linlin were pretty much background props, Risa was kind of funny during Hello morning and haromoni but that wasn't during the Platinum era and Haromoni was shit, Koharu and Mitsui don't need explanations and Eri was always drawn back and couldn't survive on TV appearances without help. I like all eras of MM, they all have their own quirks, but to me, Platinum era was the most boring of all lineups if you weren't an avid fan of them already. Ishibashi described the Plat. era pretty well when said "they have little flavor".

>>11356240

many thanksss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_9F2Mmhs80

The reaction to Sayu's announcement, they reacted as if they ended world hunger.
I'm happy for them nonetheless

>>11356586
Am I the only one that finds this sort of thing arousing?

>>11356611
nope, i was also aroused.

>>11356611
>>11356661
See how her thigh gap changes? Very much yesness.

>>11356108
It's so funny, because it's such shit,
this era is terrible but all the retarded wub gimmicks and retarded herd mentality of the general public is propping it up

Guess it's nice for Sayu, but didn't Ai-chan deserve a better send off in sales?

>>11356706
No.

>>11356714

AKB`s handshake tickets are dirty.
MM's handshake tickets are clean.

>>11356718
>>11356714
I know what Ai-chan deserves.
*whips out dick*

>>11356744
Explain further.

0.464

>>11356758
Are you saying I should post more pictures?

>>11356758
Fuck off

>>11356761
Riho is summer.

>>11356768
Riho is winter.

>>11356772
Riho is cute.

>>11356768
>>11356772
You're wrong, she's an idol.

>>11356779
Riho doesn't give a fuck.

>>11356782
Riho is cool.

>>11356782
Yes she does.

>>11356785
Riho is classy.

>>11356792
Riho is you're mom.

Riho is lewdy doo.

This is cute.

>>11356788
She's the underclass.

>>11356794
She should get even lewder.

>>11356794
Riho knows it.

>>11356800
Riho is the best.

>>11356792
oda is under-raged tits and ass. paperbag her face. pls,H !P

>>11356805

>>11356805
Nope. I'm eagerly waiting for her proper lewd bikini shots.

>>11356804
Riho a shit.

>>11356817
Fug u say?

>>11356758
See what you did?

>>11356820
I said Riho a shit.

>>11356830
That's it, mate.
Your so ded right now.
Imma stab you with my dick while u sleep, u little cunt.

>>11356844
pls be tender

>>11356848
I'll fuck you gently, bitch.

>>11356850
gud

>>11356744
Get out, Morning Musume hater!

Nice first day numbers. How many do you guys expect by the end of the week?

>>11356977
About tree fiddy.

>>11356994
XD

her hair a bird

Pussy lickin' pose~

Pits. Quite graphic.

>>11357186
noice

>>11357172
>Pussy lickin' pose~
Not really.

>>11357220
It's already been explained to him multiple times.

>>11357186
Would lick those axillae and all the excess perspiration from her, repeatedly and completely.

>>11357172
Westerners, am I right?

Sweaty dude.

>>11357205
Well you can't really eat blood now can you, unless it's coagulated blood.

>>11357254
It's causing my throat to become parched.

>>11357254
is that actually a boy or no?

>>11357282
Yes and no.

>>11357186
Impressive. I wish they'd release shots like these more often.

But I was hoping they'd show more legs, so that I could perform my routine inspection, and check if they were all safely preventing sweat or assorted liquids originating in their love nests from trickling down.

>>11357293
T-that sounds lewd!

>>11357286
is she like a real life makoto or more like ryo?

>>11357298
It's all according to regulation, I promise.

>>11357300
The former. Are you genuinely confused?

>>11357313
it's hard to tell with those asians, boys and girls look the same over there

>>11357293
I can pretend Riho's panties are showing here. Assuming she's lewd enough to wear panties black as a nigger.

>>11357342
Well it's never been proven that the Duu is a girl, and she has a deep, husky sounding voice so her being a boy is a genuine possibility.

pls

>>11357354
Holy shit did you just post past the image limit?

>>11357353
>XX:31:44
>>11357354
>XX:31:43

The turtle truly is magical.

>>11357358
I guess.

>>11357354
Wtf.

>>11357353
>>11357354
duu being a boy and kyamei making a comeback confirmed.

nuevo thread por favor

New thread
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