/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yuuka.

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Alice is too crazy to be a good wife.

Ran.

Flündelé

Keine, without a doubt.

None, they're cartoons

I'm not sure what married couples or people in love do with their free time, so seiga, having been married before, should have all that sorted out.

Okuu, duh

>>11336789
So lovely.

Yuugi

>>11336789
drunken slut

raymo

Byakuren, the sweetest and the loveliest!

It's obviously Patche!

>>11336850
Breeding with Okuu! Sex to make babies is cute and not lewd.

Mommy!

>>11336731
Yuuka would support you with her gardening business and protect you.

>>11337164
And you could have sex with her!

>>11336850
Yes

>>11337201
And here's the non-shopped version

>>11337222
ty

>>11337201
She's kinda cute brown.

>>11336789
Is there more of this?

>>11337265

>>11337269

>>11337275

>>11337222
Nice try, racist.

Canonically, and is she would be willing to become your wife, either Sakuya or Youmu.

>>11337336
>Canonically
I hate how people abuse this word.

>>11337278
Thank you for posting this and the heart attack you are about to give me.

>>11337290
dark skinned touhous are the best!

>>11337290
No pale palms? No good

Plus this ruins my race mixing fantasies, ``thanks'' a lot

>>11337290
I want to marry a cute black Okuu and have cute mixed babies.

Are the eggs she lays big or small?

>>11337383
Imagine her pushing that egg out of her vagina!

>>11337368
Only sometimes

>>11337378
>http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/common_raven/lifehistory

Egg Length
1.7–2 in
4.4–5.2 cm
Egg Width
1.2–1.4 in
3.1–3.6 cm

Hell Ravens might be bigger or ticker to insulate against heat and radioactivity

>>11337290
Don't bully, he's just making sure /jp/ is 110% multikulti. Wh8 bois need their okuu maternal fantasies too!

>>11337390
I am! It would be so great to be there with her and hold her hand while she tried her hardest to lay it. She when she finally does the look of pure joy in her eyes would be so heartwarming!

>>11337390
It makes me think about holding okuus hand while she's laying the egg, accidentally crushing my hand with her strength while she's focusing on the baby.

>>11337428

>>11337407
It also might be bigger because she's, you know, the size of a human.

>>11337421
And you get to look at her naked, sweaty crotch the whole time! Can't beat that.

>>11337348
How is that abusing?, I'm just saying that for deciding who would be the best wife, we have to take into account the characteristics that has been officially established.

Like Youmu's diligence or Sakuya's proficiency at housework.

>>11337515
>diligence
There are lots of Touhous that are much more hardworking than her.

>>11337531
She's also subservient and has domestic skills. Although your mileage will vary depending on what sort of wife you want.

>>11337531
Your favorite one, perhaps?

But yes, there are Youkai who help humans and stuff, collect misfortune and have important tasks to fulfill like Eiki, etc.

>your mileage will vary depending on what sort of wife you want.
Well, this.

Ran and Youmu are the best candidates. Momiji and Kasen are also possibly in top tier, but there isn't enough information.

Can I have them both?

>>11337625
Do you really need 2 wives? Don't be greedy!

>>11337491
You shouldn't have lewd thoughts during such an important event, anon.

>>11337631
I'm sorry ;_;

>>11337636
It's okay, I forgive you.

>>11337625
No.

>>11337731
I want to cuddle Hatate!

>>11337734
She would like that very much!

But if you even so much as look at another women, she'll cut herself!

>>11337740
I'd never do that to her.

>>11337740


Hatate sounds real edgy, you sure this is wife material

>>11337753
Positive. Look at all the filthy whores she's killed for her. Don't you want to love her forever and ever and ever?

>>11337842
For you*

>>11336789
enjoy ur cancer

>>11337890
Fusion power is clean and efficient. It doesn't just spew radiation everywhere.

Hardworking wives are the best wives

>>11337581
>>your mileage will vary depending on what sort of wife you want.
I want to corrupt Youmu. I want to make her into a spoiled princess.

>>11336726
For a minute it looked like she was wearing Reimu's sleeve on her head.

I went to spend my days in a small hut away from society with Nazrin!

>>11339588
Nazrin is a mouse.

I had a dream last night that I was in an arranged marriage with Sanae.

>>11339752
That means he will live in a mouse hole.

>>11339752
She looks like a human to me.

>>11339781
In before the obvious response you were no doubt fishing for.

>>11339793
does Hina have something to do with Nazrin's mouse hole, or are you just changing the subject?

>>11339821
Picture was only related to the thread.

>>11339781
>>11339793
I would break into that mouse hole if you know what I mean!

Okuu

>>11341005
What a wonderful smile. I bet she's so happy!

Sakuya, she's a maid.

Alice, because we are soulmates. And she is cute, too

>>11342230

Why do you think that? She would still be devoted to serving Remilia, and despite her ability to manipulate time, supervising an entire mansion requires quite the effort. Would she really have the resources to give you all the attention you require?

I still answer Sakuya though. I'm already as devoted as I can be, and she does have the best potential if given the means to commit fully.

>>11339588
Are you sure about that?

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Muenzuka

>>11339588
Nazrin is a mouse.

Always and forever.

>>11347364
/thread

>>11339770
Did you like it? Did she?

>>11337383
Human-sized and shaped avians' eggs would be size of a newborn baby's head. Sorry for applying coomon sense.

>>11347254
Sounds like the most depressing place to be in Gensokyo.

>>11341039
Just wait until the first fight. You'll die a horrible death by radiation

>Which touhou would make the best wife?

Let's see. It would have to be someone who is pretty and cute, a good housekeeper and cook. Someone who could mentor/look after children & is strong enough to protect you. Also someone charming, intelligent and able to help you with your maths and programming homework. Fluffyness is always a plus.

There's only one choice.

Marisa

>>11337421
>>11337428
>>11337390
I wanna see her lay eggs and masturbate. I already masturbate to large insertion videos.

>>11357682
Insertion videos of Okuu? What?

This egg thing got me thinking, all the bird touhous would have floppy stretched out busted pussies. When they have periods, they would lay huge eggs. That is every month squeezing out something bigger than her head.
In real life, a woman after three kids will have her vagina loose as a wizards sleeve, imagine doing it every single month instead of just three times a lifetime? She would never feel your dick. you would stick it in, and you could hover inside there in a moist hole without touching walls. maybe you could hear the echo of her moans from her vagina its so loose.

>>11357724
Every month? No, most birds only lay a clutch of eggs once a year. Bird youkai eggs likely wouldn't be nearly big as a human baby and I doubt it's anywhere close to as difficult for them to lay one. Bird youkai are quite fortunate. They only have one period every year, and their eggs are easy to lay so its much easier for them to keep their figure.

On a related note I want to take care of a pregnant Okuu.

>>11357772
Is there any doujinshi of this? I wouldn't mind reading about a youkai laying an egg

>>11357772
>They only have one period every year, and their eggs are easy to lay so its much easier for them to keep their figure.

You're just making stuff up. birds will lay eggs if they they're fertilized or not, and since they're humanized they will have human periods + the egg laying, so there is NO WAY to get around bird youkai having floppy, busted, loose flappy vaginas.

Trying to make stuff up to the contrary just shows you dont really love your touhou and accept her her flaws/quirks.

>>11357724
shit, I can't stop thinking how painful was her first period of any 2hu bird

>>11357778
Someone posted about one but it wasn't scanned and the art was kind of silly anyway.

>>11357779
I'm just stating facts, but you are free to fantasize about it however you want it to be, I won't stop you.

>>11357807
>I'm just stating facts, but you are free to fantasize about it however you want it to be, I won't stop you.
I wont be satisfied until you accept that your favorite touhou has a bombed out pussy.

>>11357772
I'd love to help incubate her egg while she was away at work. Then when she gets home we can incubate it together~

>>11339770
>Faith is for the Transient People

Till Death do you part.

>>11357818
http://www.birds.cornell.edu/crows/crowfaq.htm#broods

>>11357850
>Do the male and female crow mate for life?
>More or less. In general, it appears that they do.

Crowhous confirmed for monogamous. This is why they are the best.

>>11357880
highly erotic

>>11357850
They're humanoid birds, they have periods every month.
Deal with it, you could never please your touhou.

>>11357887
But there's nothing to "deal with" since you aren't convincing in the slightest. Why does it matter to you so much anyway? Are you trying to get people to "unlove" their touhou or something?

>>11357887
How does the second statement relate to the first? Now you're just trying to be hurtful...

I could please Aya, whether she lays massive eggs every month or not.

>>11357887
>They're humanoid birds
>humanoid
>birds

Exactly. Congratulations, you just contradicted yourself. Humanoid, but not actually humans. They are birds in the shape of humans.

>>11357910
you couldn't unless your dick was thicker than her thigh

>>11357907
Not unlove, just accept bird touhous have looser pussies than any other touhous. You could double fist it and she'd not feel it.

>>11357923
They're more humanoid than bird, but still lay eggs. So they have human vaginas that get gaped and permanently streched by monthly eggs.

Which Touhou would you most like to give you a brusque handjob?

Objectively, Yuugi. I like the fighting types.

>>11357933
Yuugi will stroke your dick with her calloused hands without consideration, you'll feel like a little boy with no control and cum, but you wont know why you came and feel an extreme amount of shame that someone could just get you off like that, by tightly gripping your penis in their strong hands and banging on your balls with every stroke.
After that its over, you'll be an addicted masochist.

>>11337466
Okuu looks really cute here. Where is that from?

Settling down with a nice country girl.

>>11358051
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/garden-lass

here is my profile, please respond!

>>11337164
I'd support her breasts, IYKWIM!

>>11337421
Birth does not end in looks of joy as often as silent contempt.

>>11337933
She also experiments with nuclear sciences though.

>>11357925
Who ever said you are limited to using your dick to please her? have a little more devotion and FIND a way.

Janitor is a piece of shit fucking loser.

He's delusional. No one in real life, or online, can stand his autistic bullshit. No one likes it. Do you hear that janitor? Everyone fucking hates you, it is not a select few people, it is the majority of this board. There is a huge problem with that and guess whose fault is? It's yours you fucking dipshit, stop blaming everyone else.

The mods even hate you. You think they like dealing with your 70 stupid ass ban requests everyday? No, they don't. Why don't you just fucking leave already.

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I'm not sure what married couples or people in love do with their free time, so seiga, having been married before, should have all that sorted out.