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The Doctor will see you now.

>> No.11319307
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>>11319297
She isn't a doctor, dood

>> No.11319325

Peter Capaldi > Matt Smith

>> No.11319350

>tfw no qt furry bf to cuddle up to in bed

>> No.11319347

I want Reisen!

>> No.11319890

I wanna sex that.

>> No.11319906

>>11319297
My anys is bleeding.

>> No.11319986

she's a pharmacist, not a physician. every day until you learn it

>> No.11319991

>>11319297
>woman
>doctor
Only in fantasy land

>> No.11320015

doctors are assholes

its not my fault you fell for the eet propaganda

>> No.11320023
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dont touch her rotsnom!

>> No.11320026

>>11320023
That's really cute

>> No.11320080

>>11319991
Don't forget about the kappas, who are engineers.

I have yet to meet one IRL that was remotely competent.

>> No.11320082

>>11320080
I've never met a kappa that was a competent engineer either.

>> No.11320174

Eirin! Help me! My heart is going all doki doki~ and my penis is stiff and won't go down!

>> No.11320255

>>11319297
Thank you for seeing me. I've had an erection for the past 3 weeks.

>> No.11320262

>>11320255
I'm not seeing the problem

>> No.11320263

Can I fuck the doctor?

>> No.11320281
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TAZ KITTY, ERIN!

>> No.11321153 [SPOILER] 
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>>11320262
Well, the erection mechanism in the penis is basically two one-way valves that fill it with blood and keep it there until the message is sent to go limp, the valves open and the blood flows back out. If you have an erection over four hours, the blood has been sitting there without oxygen and so it slowly coagulates, and at that point it won't be able to flow out at all, and generally requires surgery if not caught immediately.
Essentially, this leads to permanent penis damage and the total inability to get an erection. Also it's very painful.

>> No.11321205

>>11321153
How silly. Evolution should have made it fill up with semen instead, so it could deflate as it shot out.

>> No.11321209

>>11321153
I've always wondered why having an erection for more than 4 hours was a bad thing, but I was always too lazy to actually look it up. Thanks anon.

>> No.11321226

>>11319297
Please help me with my premature ejaculation problem Doctor Eirin.

>> No.11321244

>>11321153
What the flying fuck… I'm scared to touch my penis now.

That was your plan all along, wasn't it? How cunning.

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Heal my butthole, Eirin! Help me!

!

>> No.11321325

>>11321244

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>>11321315

>> No.11322753

Can you cure my chronic erectile dysfunction?

>> No.11322768

Please cure my virginity

>> No.11322774

>>11322768
I'm afraid your virginity is terminal.

>> No.11322779

>>11322774
Oh god how long do I have?

>> No.11322791

>>11319986
She's a Doctor.

She treats wounds as well.

>> No.11322789

>>11322779
Our estimates say that you will barely be able to reach your 30th birthday.

>> No.11322796

Recently, well...my urine's been coming out at an odd angle.... I think I may have kidney stones or some such...

>> No.11322804

I have bad carpet burn on my penis from excess fapping, and everytime I try to let it to heal I get extremely horny and have these raging solid erections for hours and feel liek havign sex with absolutely everythign from my hand to the coutch to minced meat to pillows to clothing. So I end up masturbating and the carpet burns open up again and never really heal.

Tasukete Eirin

>> No.11322825

Huh? I don't have an appointment..

>> No.11322850
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>> No.11322886

I want Eirin to stick a needle into my throbbing dick

>> No.11322997

My anus is too big.

>> No.11323018

timey wimey slimey blimey harry

>> No.11328105

>>11322997
My anus is bleeding.

>> No.11328108

Hrm...I want to give Eirin a taste of her own medicine, literally, but she's not effected by drugs...

>> No.11328113

Ah...well...
I confess, doctor, there's nothing wrong with me. I just made an appointment to see your assistant. I'm sorry.

>> No.11328140

A loli kicked me in the balls hard now I pissing and cumming blood. Can you help me doc?

>> No.11328142

>>11328140
You need another loli.

>> No.11328172

I'm fat, ugly, lazy, and depressed.

Need advice

>> No.11328187

>>11328172
100 mg of amphetamine 10 times a day. Nurse Inaba will give you your prescription.

>> No.11328223

I wanna smell her braid

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I have too long dreamed of this

Come on, please help me doctor Erin
I need your love, I feel big pain...

>> No.11328302

先生、ちんぽ切ないんです。どう直す？

>> No.11328460

>>11328302
Okay, I'll cut it off.

>> No.11333937

>>11328108
what?, if she's not effected by drugs, and ZUN said that she keeps her youthness with drugs then...
what the hell is going on?

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