/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Parsee best 2hu!

I like Kogasa!

>>11315777
>>11315779
Cool!

What do you like about them?

>>11315784
Their everything.

>>11315790
Specifics man!

I want you to tell me about them

>>11315784
I built and programmed a little speaker that goes off randomly during the day with her little laugh from the UFO extra stage and placed it under her base, it's really startling.

>>11315806
That's pretty awesome, I like your dedication

I love Reisen!

/r/'ing the image where she holds up a "reported" sign

>>11315816
Right here

Alternatively, this, haha

>>11315806
She laughs? Never played much UFO.

Aya's mine, but Eiki's high up there too. She's pretty wonderful.

You make me happy, OP.

Too bad she's irrelevant.

>>11315862
How unbecoming of the Yama.

>>11315862
Eiki would never do that!

YAMAXANADU.

I like Koakuma.

Yuugi is great!

>>11315897
Don't lie. Nobody really likes Koakuma.

>>11315921
She's not my favourite, but I'd like to have children with her.

I love Patchouli!

>>11315897
shitty kurumi ripoff

>>11315823
I came here to troll weebs back in like 2009 when I was a /ck/-/b/-/v/ outboarder and /jp/ was J/G. This was posted in the thread I made. Made me kek hard.

I didn't even know about Touhou back then, and now I'm a primary because I 1cc'd DDC on easy.

>>11316080
You're terrible at this, aren't you?

>>11316080
Neat!

Eiki's butt.

>>11316125
Wow!

I am not getting sexually pleasured by this because I see her as being pure, and I would not like to engage in sexual relations with Shikieki, rather I'd prefer to keep our relationship as a father-daughter one

I still saved it, it's a nice ass

>>11316089
What is ``this"?

>>11316094
Here you go, Anonymous-sama.

Her name is Eiki Shiki, you ignorant secondary

>>11316143
Sorry, I didn't know
I'll use that from now on, thanks!
>>11316145
Thank you!

>>11316131
>father-daughter
Still forbidden.

Also lying is bad.

>>11316185
Why's that forbidden?

I just want to pat her on the had and console her after she gets all flustered for whatever reason, then take her out for ice-cream and then on a camping trip with the rest of the family

>>11316151
Eiki is her name. Shiki is her surname. Yamaxanadu is the title of her position.

Now post me some Eiki legs.

>>11316237
http://images.4chan.org/jp/src/1376643469224.jpg
That image was already posted on another thread.

What kind socks Shiki uses?

>>11316237
Now I get it, all makes sense now!

Here's a good one of her nice legs

I've only seen few Eiki threads on /jp/ and most of them that I can remember was always full of secondaries.
How is this happening?

>>11316204
Shikeiki is not a child, you fool.

>>11316350
I don't mind

>>11316355
She does.

>>11316282
Eiki doesn't show up much in canon.

>>11316364
I-I want to be stepped on by Shiki-sama!

>>11316370
>...death penalty.

>>11316381
Death by being stepped on beneath Shiki-sama's heel I should hope?

>>11316364
That's okay, we'll work out an agreement

>>11316364
>>11316370
>>11316394

why is she such a megalomaniac?

>>11316394
No.

>>11316403
That would imply she has delusions of greatness, instead of just being great.

>>11316403
Huh?

>>11315773
She cake.

>>11315773
strongest canon touhou.

>>11315921
Well fuck you, I like her a lot. More than you will ever be able to imagine anyway.

>>11316463
Nonsense. How could you like plain ol' Koa so much with so many fancier, smarter, more attractive, and more powerful Touhous around her?

>>11316407
Pretty please?

>>11316483
No.

>>11316471
That's part of the appeal.

>>11316576
What?

>>11316471
She doesn't just look the part, now she even sounds like an OL.

>>11317081
A what?

Is this an Eiki or Koakuma thread?

>>11317096
you dont know what an OL is?

best 2ho

>>11317102
No. That's why I asked.

>>11317117
Office Lady. It's a japanese archetype, sort of like "salaryman".

If she has the ability to judge anything to be good or evil, can she judge herself? What if things are neither good nor evil, or half good half evil?

Would you?

>>11317154
She wouldn't be able to walk straight for a week.

>>11317153
>Not believing in an absolute dicotomy between good an evil

Black is black and white is white, to Eiki, there is no grey.

>>11317153
>What if things are neither good nor evil, or half good half evil?
Eiki doesn't believe in that. It's one or the other, every time.
I dunno who judges the Yamas. That would be an interesting scene to see, to be sure.

>>11317152
Oh. So, really, really ordinary?

>>11317159
If you are in between a system of "good" and "evil", you can't judge things to be good or evil. It turns out paradox. You could apply Gödel's incompleteness theorems.

>>11317175
>If you are in between a system of "good" and "evil"
Who said she was?

>>11317183
she's a 2hu and judges 2hus

I don't know what it is about Yama that I like.

Is it her green hair? It's short and fresh as a spring breeze. I imagine it as being soft and smelling sweetly of a far off meadow. Is it her uniform? Regal and elegant, it gives off an air of authority. Her clothing demands respect.

Either way, she has a top spot in my heart.

what if you melt a good being and an evil being together, will it be good or evil?

>>11317175

Her power separates the universe into absolutes, herself included. It is not "what Shikieiki interprets to be white and black", it is an absolute "what is what and what is black".

Maid underskirt. hnnng

>>11317396
The sexiness is sorta undermined by all the knives.

>>11317396
Oh wow.
The knives only make it better.

>>11315987
And Tenshi is a Koakuma ripoff by that logic. Amongst many other ripoffs.
ZUN getting inspiration from his previous work? Woah isn't that illegal?

>>11317164
>>11317096
Please stop depicting Koakuma as a librarian or gentle and helpful person or even adult. She's not and ZUN confirmed this, don't bother him about it.
I know about headcannon, but that's to fill the blank, not to completely rewrite a character.

She's mischevious, impish and likes to play pranks. Heck, her species name even means imp. Far from a helpful adult librarian always smiling, she's more of a naughty child.
The most likely reason for her to carry books would be to swap their places.

The reason she hasn't been kicked out of the library, where she spends most of her time, might be because she either could have some use - like defending it out of her own voltion (she dwells here) - or because nobody can be bothered as her pranks aren't harmful/ she's bad at playing pranks (eg. swapping books that are next to each others).
Well, imps aren't pure evil, in fact they're close to fairies, and only pull pranks because they don't like being lonely. They're also capable of doing good so it is likely that she helps around (also, this being touhou where vampire have tea instead of behaving like villified biblical demons), but the fact that she likes to pull pranks is something set in stone.

The familiar thing has some minor ground, namely the unused EX sprite, but without anything backing it up it's nothing but a pretty loose theory.

Also, on a closing note, Koakuma would be as helpful as a librarian as Yamada Aoi is as a waitress. And no, not because she spends all the time accidently tripping over carrying books, which is something unlikely to happen.

I really hate people who depict her as a good natured ドジ. Or with glasses. It's only one inch appart with the slutty sanae epic meme.

I like Youmu and Luize.

>>11318008
It's useless.

>>11318008
>headcannon
Rusty metal skulgun.