/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11314437
Can I hug that Reimu for free?

gay as hell weeb con for shitposters (ie australians)

>>11314437
use a "free fugs" sign

Huh? How these signs how lead to sexual assault?

Is it feminazis again? Can someone explain it to me?

>>11314484
When I was 16 I went to a con with a free hugs sign for fun. (male)

A girl hugged me and wouldn't let go, then put her hands down my pants. That kinda stuff happens.

blog.

>>11314490
kill urself back to /a/

>>11314490
>then put her hands down my pants
I'm sure you wanted it to happen, especially considering you were 16.

>>11314496
:^)
>>11314497
Not really, I've never been interested in sex.

>>11314484
like, you can hug people and then start groping them and stuff.

How about paid hugs?

>>11314502
whadda fug u say to me m8, 300 confirmed gorillas etc.

>>11314502
>Not really, I've never been interested in sex.
#slaythegay

>>11314497
I bet she was the hammiest of hambeast. Honestly the whole free hug thing seems cute at first then you realize it's a bunch of people who say things like "glomp" and that you should never given them permission to touch you.

>>11314518
She was a skinny as a rake Indian girl who wasn't wearing any antiperspirant.

>>11314518
Now if some hambeast wanted to give me a hug, and not a cute girl, then I would drop the sign and say "offer expired" before she has a chance to touch me.
Better than be groped by a dirty slut

>>11314523
Hilarious double standards there m8 :^)

>>11314528
Not him, but I fail to see how is that a double standard? He just don't want fat girls to touch him?

>>11314534
He's probably a horrible, ugly piece of shit aswell. Why should pretty girls hug him?

>>11314540
It doesn't need to be hypocritical, as soon as he applies one standard to one group of people (slim people) and another standard to another group (fat people) it's a double standard.

>>11314511
If I was less socially awkward, I would actually have a sign saying, "Paid Hugs, 200 Yen".

>>11314540
Because they're sluts who want to touch up as many guys as possible. Don't put cute girls on a pedestal.

>>11314540
Are you saying I go out of my house, hambeast? Go eat some more snacks you fucking landwhale.

>>11314549
You really think I'm a girl?

Sexually repressed shut ins like you get so mad when cornered with the truth. :)

>>11314547
>I don't want to have anything to do with fat shits (worst kind of human)
>automatically I have a double standard

Now, that is retarded. Fuck yourself you fat shit

>>11314553
You don't know shit about obesity.

>>11314552
Sexually repressed is your mom every night I come to visit her, you fat piece of shit.

Wow, what a shit thread.

As expected of /jp/.

>>11314556
that really hurt my feelings. :(

>>11314559
You expected anything else from the Shitposting central of 4chan? Really?

>>11314559
your welcome

>>11314557
http://www.yourefatbecauseyourestupid.com/

>>11314563
What I expect is unending disappointment.

That way when a thread is inexplicably not shitty I can be pleasantly surprised.

#slaythefatties
#WorldWithoutFatPeople

>>11314566
That's not a valid citation. You're going to have to do better.

>>11314566
oh wow

>>11314553
If you don't want to have a double standard, simply don't deal with anyone. Then you are being fair.

>>11314595
"It is valid" - Dr. Goldstein Burgerking

>>11314490
I probably would have actually cried. Like full on tears.

>>11314691
Faggot wimp.

Is there any newbie exercise routine that doesn't actually require buying any sort of workout equipment? I only have two 2kg dumbbells.

>>11314979
squats, push-ups, pull-ups anything of that sort.

You can become fairly muscular with just that.

>>11314528
Free hugs are like free beer!
>>11314520
Yuck, well at least it sounds like she was your age?

>>11314979
Try convict conditioning.
I had a list of books related to this, but lost the .txt, sorry.

>>11314994
Pushups are too hard...

>>11315040
Then do knee push-ups at first. You aren't going to get results if you do not work hard.

>>11315040
>>11314979
dude, read this.
http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/6493213/Convict_Conditioning

>>11315040
You have to do hard things to get hard faggot.
Here I'll tell you something that even you can do: take off your shoes, go outside, and run. Notice I said run, this isn't some pussy ass jogging I'm talking about, you don't necessarily have to sprint either though. You can even do it in some fancy ass park or a mountain trail or some shit. Just try not to pass out, and don't run to exhaustion so you'll actually be able to walk back home without collapsing. I suggest you not run until evening or night at first, or at least eat some grapes or some shit an hour before you run. It's easier/more fun to run when you're full of carbs.

>>11315040
Complaining isn't going to fucking help.

Let me tell you something, fat fuck, 2 and a half years ago I was like 286lbs and 5'9 wearing XXXL shirts and shit. Took a trip to /fit/ for god knows why, ended up in a thread about weight loss. Saw the "couch to 5k" guide and got sorta motivated.

Fucking obviously I couldn't do shit like sprint that much so I started making nightly walks back and forth to a gas station about 6-7 blocks away from me at 2-3am so nobody would see my fat ass. After about a week or 2 of that (AND NOT EATING A SHIT TON OF FUCKING FOOD, WHICH YEAH IT WAS HARD BUT GET IN THE MINDSET, FAGGOT), I was able to walk there and back without losing my breath or breaking a sweat so I began to walk further, about 2-3 miles a night every night until I could jog for a few minutes at a time then I did a bit further and it kept going like this.

Fast forward today, still a 5'9 manlet but I'm 164lbs and went down to size L in shirts and I look socially fucking acceptable.

"Wahhhh it's too hard!!!" is a shit way out because you're too fucking fat and lazy to do anything. Either buckle up and stop complaining and CHANGE SOMETHING or stop fucking bitching about it!!

>>11315370
146, not 164**

Also I realize you probably aren't looking to lose weight since you only mentioned lifting but my point was that complaining about something isn't going to change your lifestyle, you need the right motivation and a little kickstart to get you going.

>>11315370
tl;dr: i was fat but now im /fit/ if i can do it anyone can

YAWN

>>11315370
>Either buckle up and stop complaining and CHANGE SOMETHING or stop fucking bitching about it!!
>two exclamation marks

Stopped reading there.

>>11315399
Good thing you stopped there because it's the end of the post! Silly.

>>11315389
Did I say that? I'm far from /fit/, I'm just not a fat slob anymore because I took the initiative. Do you have working legs? Are you feet functional? Then yes, you can do this, retard.

>>11315409

Your life story is incredibly boring and uninteresting.

>>11315370
Jogging is fine if you want to lose weight but skinny fat looks disgusting, like being just fat. You need to lift for aesthetics and heath benefits.

>>11315040

>>11315446
better than yours? what's yours?

wake up
make food
go on the internet
bully someone trying to help
go to sleep

probably

>>11315452
wrong pic
to >>11315040

>>11315451
People subscribe to my bullyblog every day.

>>11315446
Screw you, nerd.

>>11315094
Okay anonymous-sama, I will start training.

Do it, phagget.

isnt this jp wal;k to the arcade & play rhythm games fools

Exercise and weight training are fucking lame. Imagine killing precious time in discomfort in order to appeal to shallow people. Imagine doing this regularly just to maintain appearances. Who are you trying to impress?

And don't say it's about "health." Just don't eat a ton of shit and maybe go for a nice walk late at night occasionally. You'll be fine.

feel when i just read convict conditioning and i'm struggling to do 10 wall pushups at 110lbs

fuck off /fit/ normie scum

this is the fatNEET zone

>>11315707
Late at night? Do you want to get mugged?

>>11315813
stop living in a country full of niggers

>>11315782
>NEET
>fat
You waste money on food. Fuck off fat scum

>>11315827
I don't, but it's scary outside in the dark!

>>11315707
Yeah unless you need to do hard labor or want to win multiple fist fights I never understood the point of getting strong. People just waste their time like this and want to fool other kids into doing the same thing so they don't feel like they're wasting their time.

If I'm ever in danger I'm sure my limiter will disengage anyway, so it's no problem.

>>11315863
I'm turning 30 next week. Never had a girlfriend.

For 9/10ths of my 20's I was 5'9" 143lbs with a visible 6pack that I got from doing 200 sit-ups a day when I was a teenager and visible pecs from surfing. Obviously, those things didn't help me get a girlfriend.

Now I'm 195 lbs because of the side effects of Risperidone, an anti-pyschotic I started taking last year. The side effects have died down, but I have more confidence with girls now. I will have a girlfriend any day now. So it doesn't matter how /fit/ you are.

Looking good is nice for when in the unlikely event I have to go out in public, I hope people think "Why is that young man so clearly socially inept, he looks good enough." Fat hanging off you is also incredibly uncomfortable and harder to deal with heat.

>>11315846
Get a dog. Now you have an excuse to walk around at night without looking crazy and something to fend off crazy niggers.