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Tonight I decided I want to become a little girl /jp/, can you help me?

>> No.11311038

I know how to do it.

>> No.11311043

>>11311034
Are you pure? You can't become the little girl if you are not pure.

>> No.11311057

>>11311038
Please good sir teach me your ways

>>11311043
I try

>> No.11311116

>>11311034

Is that a screencap from the actual series?

Because that's lewd as hell.

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>mfw all those disgusting trannies will be over 30 one day

Let's see how happy you are then running around looking like a faggot.

>> No.11311131

You can't put your penis in things if you become a little girl!

>> No.11311137

>this thread

Do you need to go to the doctor? Because I think that fedora is cutting the circulation to your head lol.

>> No.11311149

no matter how hard you try, or much much you spend on surgery you will never become a little girl, only a monster and a freak

>> No.11311155

>>11311119
>>11311137
*high fives*
Fuckin nerds on this board make me laugh my fucking ass off for real. Shit is hilarious roflmao

>> No.11311160

>>11311116
what series is it?

>> No.11311169

>>11311160
Looks like Mitsudomoe.

>> No.11311380

That picture made me download the series.

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>>11311034
don't forget to stretch first

>> No.11311420

This is the blog thread.

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>>11311420

caught ya, you rascal!

>> No.11311422

>>11311057
Well you can only do it during a full moon.
You'll need:
wax candles
chalk
pantsu worn by little girl
copy of necronomicon
2oz little girl extract

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>>11311116
super lewd cheeks

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thanks guys
it worked on me and two f my three friends!

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>> No.11311580

>>11311431
sensei and hitoha otp

>> No.11311581

>>11311560
How come people are starting to post the fascinating guy again?

>> No.11311584

>>11311431

jesus christ THAT PLUMP

>> No.11311603

You can't just be treated as a little girl? Just find a little girl and do the things she likes to do and eventually she'll start thinking of you as another girl instead of a guy. Sooner of later you can sleep over at her house and cuddle under the blankets to watch movies and talk about cute clothes.

Doing this is still a lot of fun and pretty satisfying.

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>>11311431

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>>11311607

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>>11311581

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It's the impossible dream

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The first step is to surround yourself with material objects that make yourself feel like a little girl and immerse yourself in media that makes you feel like a little girl. (I like classic children's lit with little girl protagonists like Heidi and Anne of Green Gables and live vicariously through the characters.) If you change your environment and influences, you will initiate the transformation.

>> No.11313281

i just wanna have completely nonsexual fun with little girls
where can I meet little girls without being jailed for child molestation

>> No.11313312

I'm willing to make a /jp/ my cute wife.

>> No.11313325

>>11313281
/jp/, duh

>> No.11313342

>>11313312
I'm willing to be a /jp/'s cute little girl, if that counts

A-and I d-don't mind if you do l-lewd things to me

>> No.11313382

>>11313342
Okay, but when you are old enough I'm going to marry you!

>> No.11313385

>>11313325
i want real little girls in person
not fake little girls on the internet

>> No.11313409

>>11313325
i wish /jp pretended to be little girls with me

>> No.11313426

Ive been awake for about 48 hours now and I'm starting to see lights and shit. How long do I have before I can start hallucinating in earnest? How do I channel that into becoming the little girl? Please respond.

>> No.11313467

>>11313426
You're going to die.

>> No.11313472

>>11313467
Okay

>> No.11313474

>>11313426
72 hours. Only 24 hours left.

>> No.11313552

>>11313474
thank you

>> No.11313575

>>11313552
When you die I will be there to pilfer your epic loot.

>> No.11313599

if you look at it form far away it looks like the foot is merging into the fat cheek creating one being

>> No.11313603

>>11311581
thats kendrick lamar u idiot

>> No.11313608

>>11313552

I know you can do it anon-san. I believe in you.

>> No.11313619

>>11313617
real life fat lolis are almost never good
sorry man

>> No.11313617

I wish I was a cute fat loli

I got the fat part down at least

>> No.11313628

>>11311131
Good point.

>> No.11313629

>>11313619
I saw one at hardees that was cute
She was like a regular loli but with a big tummy and her mom was poking it and laughing at her
I wish I could have poked it too and I'm not even a 3d kind of guy

>> No.11313638

Is this the thread to blog about little girls?

>> No.11313646

>>11313629
>hardees
wtf? I didn't think they existed anymore and why the hell would you eat there?

>> No.11313652

>>11311715
Will watching lots of Precure help me out at all?

>> No.11313662

>>11313646
They exist although I think in most places they call them "carl jrs."

I used to eat there because they were open late, the burgers were a bit above average for fast food, and I had coupons. They're also usually not very crowded outside of the morning hours when its a hangout for senior citizens.

>> No.11313666

>>11313617
Awww man im sure you're a qt3.14 :3c

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>>11313646

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