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Is it just me or do all live action Japanese movies suck with the exception of Battle Royale?

>> No.1129670

>Death Note

Leave.

>> No.1129667

They suck, like you.

>> No.1129674

Battle Royale sucked. Watch Nobody Knows. In before Lily Chou Chou.

>> No.1129671

Battle Royale sucked too.

>> No.1129676

>>1129671
But at least I lol'ed at that.

>> No.1129679

>>1129670
So now we don't like what's popular, right?

>> No.1129680
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I DONT KNOW WHAT ANY OF IT MEANS~~~~~~~~~~~

>> No.1129682

Korea and China do live action. Japan does animation.

But if you haven't already, wath older Japanese films. Those are great.

>> No.1129688

ichi the killer was good..

>> No.1129720

I watched "Takashis'" yesterday.

I liked it.

>> No.1129736
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1129736

Ahem...

>> No.1129742

>>1129736
I think yours is missing a piece.

>> No.1129786

>>1129736
I was very upset at the end.

>> No.1129803

>>1129736
Sad thing is, Japan hated it. They even said the only reason it's popular in the rest of the world is because it's foreign.

>> No.1129830

>>1129664
Japanese actors suck at acting which is why all their movies are crap.

>> No.1129840

they're all terrible

ive actually seen a few decent chinese and korean movies

but i have yet to see a single good jap movie

>> No.1129893

>>1129840

well....maybe you should get out more?

>> No.1129910

>>1129893
I'm not following you.

>> No.1129925

>>1129910
Good Japanese movies line the streets of Rome.

>> No.1129930

>>1129925
name some then, if the Japs managed to make a decent live action movie i'm pretty sure that it would have been ported to American theaters.

>> No.1129932

>>1129930
Asphalt.

>> No.1129952

>>1129930
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha
ha

No.

>> No.1129954

>>1129932
FAIL

Asphalt (film) may refer to:

* Asphalt (1929 film), a German silent film directed by Joe May
* Asphalt (1964 film), a South Korean film directed by Kim Ki-young

>> No.1129955

>>1129952
Because Japan is not the whore that Hollywood is.

>> No.1129958

>>1129954
I meant literal asphalt. It's about as interesting as a Japanese live action movie.

>> No.1129959

There's this other movie I liked...what was it called? Go? Go, I think.

It's about this kid with Korean ancestry growing up in Japan. I liked it, anyway.

>> No.1129963

>>1129955
no any decent foreign film makes it to American theaters oldboy, crouching tiger hidden dragon etc...

>> No.1129966

>>1129963
You're just trolling us now, I think.

>> No.1129967

>>1129963
yeah LIKE THIS SUPER SOUGOI MOVIE!
THE LAST SAMURAI.

>> No.1129969

The best Japanese film I ever saw was Azumi, this just shows you how shit their movies really are.

>> No.1129970

>>1129955
Oh, Japan's whorish, alright. It's just that his logic kind of...what's the word?

Sucks.

It's sort of self-enforcing. "Because they suck, they aren't exported. And because they aren't exported, they must suck."

>> No.1129980

>>1129969
i agree, least that fucking movie followed through a proper sequence of action movie events. Im constantly amazed at how they continually turn great source material (ie manga) into overacted boring turds of movies.
For me, the more i understood japanese, the worse the movies got for me, now I cant stand it. And dont get me started on the TV here, makes me wanna seriously hurt someone if I watch that crap for for than 5min

>> No.1129982

...Wait, is this a topic about live action Japanese movies or live action Japanese movies based on manga/anime? I'm confused.

>> No.1129986

Touhou live action movie will be awesome though, simply because it is Touhou

>> No.1130007

>>1129986
Only if they get actual lolis.

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1130024

umm well i got this from JAVtalk and technically it's "live action"... it didn't suck

also: hana-bi

>> No.1130022

>>1130007
agreed.


Japanese movies just appeal more to the JAPANESE audience, doesn't exactly mean they suck. But for the record deathnote sucked and the only really good Japanese movies are the classic samurai ones.

>> No.1130030

>>1130007
>>1129986
>>1130022
No, it would suck.

>> No.1130037

>>1130030
course it would.
That's why there would need to be actually lolis to make it worth it.

>> No.1130041
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>> No.1130060

>>1130037
But they're 3-D.

>> No.1130065

I tried to watch Haze, once.

I didn't get very faFUCK FUCK BITE FUCK AH SHIT THAT SOUND

...that's just me, though. I'm a bit of a wimp. It's by the same guy who did Tetsuo: Iron Man.

>> No.1130094

>>1130060
The lolilicousness partially makes up for that annoying dimension. Partially.

>> No.1130100

>>1130094
You should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.1130101

IMHO America pawns at movies, the rest of the world generally sucks, just doesnt have the money factor

>> No.1130102

>>1130100
I'm in /jp/, aren't I?

>> No.1130109

>>1130101
Pawns are the least powerful and most expendable unit in chess. America is not a pawn.

>> No.1130119

>>1130109
But it can be promoted to Queen if it reaches the other side of the board. That makes sense in this context... somehow. You're just too stupid to figure it out.

>> No.1130134

Wait, I know a good Japanese movie. There's this one about a guy living in a house who--

Ah, no, wait, that one was Korean. Okay, then. There's this other movie, about a guy who meets a girl, and--

No, that one was Korean, too. Shit. Okay, hold on. There's this suspenseful one that I liked. In an apartment, this guy--

No, that one was Thai. Or Singaporean. Or something. Goddammit.

>> No.1130135

2LDK.

Even if you end up haiting it, you see chicks murder each other

>> No.1130160

Yojimbo
/thread

>> No.1130182

>>1130134
What are the names of these movies?

>> No.1130192

* Throw Away Your Books, Rally In The Streets
* Survive Style 5+
* Maiko Haaan!!!
/thread

>> No.1130195

I can name THREE good ones.

* Throw Away Your Books, Rally In The Streets
* Survive Style 5+
* Waterboys

>> No.1130202

>>1130195 here.
Two of these were shown subbed in American theaters (arthouse theaters, but still.)

>> No.1130207

>>1130195
phhhhh, waterboys was gay

>> No.1130213

>>1130207
It was also hilarious.

>> No.1130212

Ring.

I do believe it was a genuinely good movie, excellent pacing, suspense, story telling. The acting isn't shit terrible.

I liked it a lot.

>> No.1130217

Memories of Matsuko. It was mostly singing, but I liked it nonetheless.

>> No.1130275

>>1130182
I forget the first one, My Sassy Girl, and...I forget the third one, too, but it had a number in it, I think.

>> No.1130283

>>1130275
Wait, wait, wait--the first one was "Il Mare". There was an American remake of it, but I hear it didn't turn out so good.

>> No.1130285

>>1130275
My Sassy Girl was 3-D tsundere done right.

>> No.1130297

what about Shall We Dansu, I remember watching it a few years ago and it was pretty good.

>> No.1130307

>>1130285
cept it should have ended alot bloody sooner. Korean love comedies tend to run on a tab too long and kill the mood. But damn that girl from Wasnt He Cool, was sooo cute

>> No.1130312

Anyone else watch Ping Pong? Shit was intense.

>> No.1130313
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1130313

this thread should now be about korean movies.
Whats your fav?

>> No.1130319

>>1130313
/jp/ - Korea/General

>> No.1130323

>>1130313
Memories of Murder.

>> No.1130328

If we're talking about Korean movies, does anyone know if The Quiet Family is any good?

>> No.1130330

>>1130323
i liked it alot. I saw a really good love story one about a writer who was seeing this girl but she died and her ghost continued to love him but didnt know she was dead and it was really trippy, the guy was losing his mind etc. and no it wasnt ghost dad.
also spider forest is win

>> No.1130333

Death note 1 and 2 was fine you fags. Battle Royale was good too, but it becomes shit once you read the novel. Casshern was really great and unique. And it had good acting and none of those overdramatic bullshit

>> No.1130340
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>>1130333
>Death note 1 and 2 was fine you fags.

>> No.1130343

>>1130313
I liked A Tale of Two Sisters and Whispering Corridors.

>> No.1130352

>>1130343
what did ya make of 2 and 3? i liked the whole erotic lez aspect of 2 but they were a letdown.

>> No.1130363

>>1130352
Yeah, I thought the first one was the best, even though I love girl/girl. Sequels rarely surpass the original, so I wasn't surprised.

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Hey guys, I'll just sit here and bathe in my glory.

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1130417

FUCK YEAH SUPERCAR

>> No.1130419

Cromartie Highschool

>> No.1130422

all i remember from BR2 was the stupid football scene

>> No.1130425

they suck because the japanese are the worst actors in the entire world....

>> No.1130440

20th Century Boys looks like it will be good, judging from the trailer.

>> No.1130472

Japanese film in industry has gone to the dark ages since the old times. A good film or two would come along every now and then, but still doesn't compare against China's half-ass epic films or Korea's soap oprahs. The film industry constantly isolates itself from the international stage all because of self-pity and arrogance. A lot of Japanese want to hold on to the idea that Japanese films are uniquely superior by default, that doesn't "need" to be compare against Hong Kong or Hollywood. Sad, but true. Many Japanese directors are aghast by this. You'll notice most Japanese film these days uses shit lighting as well.

>> No.1130475

>>1130472
>You'll notice most Japanese film these days uses shit lighting as well.
Oh God, and don't even mention the camera.

>> No.1130608

So what do you fags think of Avalon? Japanese director and Polish actors. Awesome movie is awesome, no wonder, it's an Oshii

>> No.1130619

>>1130440
it does have a good look to it, still think the end result will be shit.

>> No.1130620

>>1130608
i was bored to be honest

>> No.1130634

Nobody mentioned Rashomon yet? Honestly?

>> No.1130637

>>1130608
all i know is angels egg was boring as FUCK

>> No.1130658

>>1130634
See >>1130472
also shit sux, the novel was better.

>> No.1130853

>>1129664
OP is a weeaboo faggot, he watched only anime-like LA's and decided they are all junk.

you watched death note and excpected something solide? what a fag.

>> No.1130856

Watc some toku you filthy faggots.

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