/jp/ - Otaku Culture

a shit

Fighting for freedom and democracy.

Is there an anime personification of every country? It's my goal to masturbate to an anime personification of every country in the world.

>>11287359
more like freedump and dumbocracy

>>11287362
Start with hetalia you fucking fujoweeb

>>11287369
I don't want dudes. Just women.

>>11287370
Get out.

>>11287370
That's pretty gay, dood.

Hetalia is shit.

>>11287355
>>11287366
"You fuck with America, you fuck with me" - Marisa Kirisame

>>11287383
Fuck marisa? I want to fuck marisa!

>>11287383
I'll gladly fuck with Marisa

>>11287366
WTF DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH!

America is the best country!

And Marisa is the most American Touhou!

>>11287391
N-No, not "fuck Marisa", "fuck WITH Marisa" you weirdo!

>>11287383
America is a good continent tought

Marisa's a real life cowboy!

>>11287403

I hate Marisa so fucking much.

So fucking much.

So very fucking much.

She's shit. She's always been shit and will always be shit.

I hate her so very very fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>>11287406
YOU'RE shit.

So who here expresses their right to bear arms?

>>11287408
Marisa does.

>>11287408
I don't need to bear arms because I don't live in a third world country.

>>11287412
But guns are cool!

>>11287418
They also kill people. That's not very cool, mind you.

>>11287419
Guns don't kill people.

People kill people.

>>11287419
Actually pretty cool to me. People are overrated.

>>11287419
I wanna kill you, that'd be really cool.

>>11287426
And guns make it easier for them to do that.

>>11287403
Truly a miracle of the universe.

>>11287430
So do hands.

>>11287427
>>11287429

>>11287436
To a much lesser degree. Killing with a gun makes it less emotional for the killer and much easier than using his hands.

>>11287431
Wow omega slut of the year

>>11287439
Explosives too, and those are legal like guns. I don't see you rallying to ban those.

>>11287426
>People
Niggers aren't people.

>>11287441
I'm not rallying to ban anything. Feel free to keep your guns. Hell, knock yourself out with them.

>>11287441

Not that guy, but that's a really dumb argument, friend. Surely you know that explosives can be made out of household ingredients? People HAVE been unjustly convicted for simply having shit like bleach and baking soda in their house, because those items can make bombs. Please don't perpetuate that madness by saying people should "rally" to ban them.

Guns are for normies. I think old guns are cool though. I'd buy a gun just to protect myself from people who think owning a gun means they can take "justice" into their own hands. That would only be if I were unfortunate enough to live in a southern small town again though.

>>11287406
I love you.

>>11287446
> Please don't perpetuate that madness by saying people should "rally" to ban them.
Are you being serious? I'm saying the opposite.

>>11287447
>Everything besides staring at your computer screen all day and being a total loser is for nomies.

But how are we to start the revolution without guns?

>>11287460

Don't you have to go to the shooting range with your bros?

>>11287460
All the people I've met who liked guns were complete asshole normals.

>>11287462
That's tomorrow, brah.

Sanae likes guns too!

>>11287481
Fuck OFF crossie.

>>11287408
Dammit, I keep making unintentional shitstorms here. Why can't jp take it easy?

>>11287479
I'll show her my gun, if you catch my drift.

>>11287481
Liberals don't have the ability to take it easy.

>>11287485
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
ATTENTION
All liberals, conservatives, feminists, blacks, koreans, college students and normals should leave /jp/ immediately as they are anti-otaku by nature.

>>11287493
im a truNEET so im staying

>>11287497
bitch
you ain't trv

>>11287483
But anon, I only go to /vg/ sometimes for total war threads. I hate most other boards.

Is this an accurate depiction of daily american life?

>>11287516
The part where she takes a nigger dick is missing

>>11287516
Theres no beers, burgers or scooters in that image. It's also lacking a few actual flags.

>>11287516
how do you evne do that with your wrists

>>11287516
me in this pic

>>11287516
Yes!

Why can't liberals just take it easy, /jp/?

I really wish I was a blonde haired blue eyed sexy american girl who's an only child whose father works in japan so he brings me and my mom over and we live there and I can be a transfer student and everybody sees how beautiful and cute I am compared to their ugly shitty slant eyed gook girls and they all leave love letters in my locker and I reject them all and lie to them that I have a big strong american boyfriend.

>>11287545
gay

>>11287540
Liberals, like conservatives, don't take it easy, by definition. That's who they are. If you identify with either group, I recommend you change your ways, in the interest of being happy and relaxed.

>>11287546
It's not gay to want to be a sexy girl.

>>11287540

Liberalism is fine. You're thinking of identity politics, which don't really have a political affiliation other than themselves.

/jp/ keeping it shit

not really sure what I expected from the worst board on 4chan

>>11287695
What board do you come from? I want to laugh at you.

>>11287827
/mlp/

>>11287915
LOL

Reimu is patriotic!

Why isn't Marisa using a 1911?

More burgers please.

>>11288007
Ai!

Like!

Hambahgah!

>>11288007
this is my hamham

>>11287433
>>11287430
It looks like al-Qaeda has finally decided to go long with its New strategy of doing nothing while Americans eat baconators and kill a few dozen of each other daily

Allahu akbar

>>11288030
Dude!
She can't eat all of that!
It's bigger than her!

>>11288007

Every time Gensokyo stands in the path of danger an instinct seems to summon her finest first.

It's always the patriots who first hear the call. When loss of liberty is looming, as it is now, the siren sounds first. When ordinary hands can possess such an extraordinary instrument that symbolizes the full measure of youkai dignity and liberty.

That's why those five words issue an irresistible call to us all. So as we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed.

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

>>11288061
Satori, you got a little bit on your cheek...

>>11288065
Rumia wouldn't exactly be a friend to the forces of law and order, mate.

She's more of the freewheeling bandit type, if anything.

>>11288127
>No more talk!
>We go in!
>We kill! Kill them! Kill!

freedom isn't free

This culture was better, everything was better looking.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cCYqs8EWSU

What does the average eleven think of America and Americans?

>>11289015
Well it seems like a 80% views them favorably. (The source is Wikipedia through I don't know if I should believe it)

They always had a better relation with Germany through thanks to Philipp Franz von Siebold.

>>11289027

I knew they thought of us favorably, but what, do they think we all drive pickups and SUVs while shooting guns and hating minorities?

>>11289027
More recent source says 70%
>http://www.pewglobal.org/2013/07/18/americas-global-image-remains-more-positive-than-chinas/

>>11289081

This was interesting to read but it was disappointing that there wasn't much detail about why one country had a favorable or unfavorable view.

>>11288999
Hitlar is my favorite hero.

>>11287479
yeah but samae is a shit with a shit gun

>>11287695
i agree with you good sir but mlp is equally shit to /jp/

FUCK AMERICA ITS ALL ABOUT CANADA

I was to kiss Germany in the mouth.

>>11289149
If Marisa is America then Canada is Marisa's hat. It's cool and all, but it's all about the girl underneath.

I want to fuck Marisa's hat.

>>11289160

>>11289164
kill yourself

>>11289174
What is south America?

>>11289164
me too

>>11289200
A continent?

>>11289158
Uh nein?

>>11289206
America is the continent, SA a "region".

>>11289222
no...

>>11289222
Is dis nigga serious?

Meanwhile in America..

>>11289317
thats the problem with the usa. too many damn bald eagles all over the place

>>11289843
sauce?

>>11289317
It's ironic because it's a Japanese car.

>>11289849
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/574820-honk-honk-chen-edits

I got it from here.

Little present from /k/. There's a trip that goes by Marisa. Loves FN stuff.

>>11289831
That's only in Alaska though.

>>11289850
Driving a Japanese car is one of the most American things you can do.

>>11287479
Haha, she really went with the jam machine?

>>11289843
At the end it you have said, after "that's awesome chen," "do it again" and it loops of course

>>11289941

>>11288999

http://youtu.be/h8vZsmXUFAg

>>11289959

Why does 2hu use guns if he can fire dakimakura?

>>11290029

I wonder what /k/ would say about that gun.

>>11290029
She use guns to fire dakimakura

>>11290051
What are the grey things supposed to be?

>>11290108
We have a boner for that gun. I personally would have went with a PSO-1 scope, though.

>>11290194
Freedom/

>>11289941
5.7mm INFINITE WOUND VECTORS

>>11290194
Those bulk food scoop things, parodying raisin bran's "two scoops of raisins."

I think.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIY36UbDbQQ

>>11291934
Yeh your right

>>11290017
I stopped watching anime regularly when this came out
I knew it would hook every manchild on 4chan and in nipland and within six months you'd get shit like /AK/ pissing all over threads

>>11290051

>>11289941
>AR magazine in ejection port
wut?

>>11293101
>AR magazine

>>11288007

america a shit

>>11290016
I-Its b-beautiful... Those soldiers...

Why Nazis were so cute?

Marisa is a bad ass.

>>11293762
Because..

http://youtu.be/felQfAL6HtM

>>>/k/

crossboarders pls leave

>>11293812
What's wrong with a little intermingling?
/jp/ likes Touhou.
/k/ likes guns.
Touhous with guns makes both of us happy.

>>11293876
>both of us happy
I can't take it easy when people are letting stuff from other boards creep into my otaku culture.

/k/ommandos you have your /ak/ threads, pls take your image dumps over there

>>11293811
Damn it~♥

Why...

>>11293917
Just military otaku.

>>11289941
marisa the trip is a huge faggot btw

>>11294215
I usually ignore trips, but I know some things here and there.

>>11294256
all /k/ trips are huge faggots, except for the person who colored this in, I miss him ;_;

>>11294266
BOOF's pretty cool too, but he isn't very active anymore.

>>11294302
>>11294215
I don't understand your language.

I just want to watch some video about Nazi doing cute things.

>>11294302
same with Ivan.

Has there been a /jpk/ thread in the past?

>>11294582
yes, it involved didloes

>>11294606
I am not surprised in the least.

>>11294623
There should be an image involving touhous, guns, dildoes and money and weed. it was when some /jp/sie went to /k/. I probably have it saved I'm just to lazy to look for it

>>11294582
>/jpk/
B-Baka!

Don't call it like that.

Gunji Otakus are different from /k/. I find disgusting that you feel the necessity to mention it, not because of the board but because of the urge.

/jp/ will continue to have a nice thread if you let /jp/ be /jp/. So please... You can watch from the corner if you want, ok?

>>11294649
Stop roleplaying you fatass.

>>11287400
Alright, who are we fucking?

>>11287493
Good advice. A shame no one will take it.
Maybe someday.

>>11287465
People are assholes.

American guns are too expensive

>>11294802
>H&K
>Sig Sauer's special gnome magic
please

>>11294046
What's she embarrassed about?

/k/ autist here. please post your very best ``touhou with guns'' pics so I can point out every stupid little detail that is wrong.
I do not care about trigger discipline or ``clipz'' though.

for example:
>>11290029
Slightly off-scale SVD, the blockiness of artwork makes it resemble a PSL despite some correct features, non-hooded front site, 1x power red dot for a designated marksman rifle?

>>11293101
>>11293152
Marisa said it was a mini 14 mag I believe, it is to catch the shells.
>>11294802
What country do you live in?

>>11294802
I believe you confused American with Heckler and Koch.

>>11294843
Well, since you asked.

>>11294824
I'm wondering why I feel this weird but good emotions when I watch Nazi movie clips.

Feels like a mix of nostalgia with self-improvement. Its cute.

>>11294843

>>11294843
How about >>11289968

>>11287472
decent Galil, pic ruined by CoD garbage attachment.
>>11287479
barrel seems too long, does not appear to be support variant. magnifier would probably interfere with bolt when flipped to side in the manner its mounted. having an ammo can slung behind you is ridiculous. also her skirt is coming undone, perpetuating retarded secondary fanon.
>>11294843
forgot my pic for comparison

>>11294843
I hear you guys like Mosin Nagants.

>>11294904
booru tags list it as a Sig 556, looks to me vaguely AK5 like yet has 7.62 sized magazine. Ejection port on left side? Not aware of any service rifle like this, maybe picture is reversed.

Also my favorite 2hu.
>>11294944
not too familiar with m249 family, though it appears she is firing it with the stock halfway extended and not rotated, not optimal for stability.

>>11287548

I am technocrat. Assimilate now or be destroyed

>>11294965
Mainly because it is a decent rifle for its low price. There's a fuckton of them. There is a high probability that your average /k/ommando has a Nagant.

>>11294944
pressure switches look flimsy as HELL, also tape holding weapon light to barrel will heat up, sag, and throw beam around, or melt off at worst under heavy fire.
>>11294965
Yes.

non-turned down bolt handle will hit scope though.

oh my /k/

>>11295114
What's your favorite gun?

>>11295126
FiveseveN.

>>11295149
But what about your stopping power?

>>11295126
Kinda hard to have just one favorite, for truGunnuts, its easier to think in terms of favorite rifle, pistol, shotguns etc.

Overall I like the G3, it is very reliable and packs 7.62 punch. Its too bad real Hk91s are in the $2000 and up range.

I would like to hear about what others on /jp/ like. Favorite full auto movie guns that are out of our reach to ones you can actually buy in stores.

>>11295166

I always had a thing for P-90. It just look cool.

>>11295166
I actually got a PTR-91 a couple of weeks ago. The first gun I bought and my only semi-automatic weapon.

But for favorites I love older guns. I haven't shot any of these but I'd love to play with a PPSh 41 or StG 44 or a Thompson.

>>11295203
Thats one small PPSH( or way to huge Kogasa )
Also Airsoftest

>>11295203
Sounds very nice. I wish it was possible to order modern guns to your doorstep so it'd possible to not deal with the social aspects of going to stores and gunshows. I think all the gun nuts at the last show i went too were looking at me funny cause I was wearing my yuru yuri T-shirt

>>11295166
Favorite rifles would be SVD (PSL and similar looking models are nice too), AK-74, Fn Fal, P90, and the Magpul Masada.
For pistols, I like the C96 Mauser, 1911, Mateba Model 6 Unica, Makarov, Luger, the Colt Anaconda, and the Obrez.
I guess for shotguns, I think the Mossberg 500 is nice.

That feel when you'll never own a gun because of your psychic disorders.

Europe, why don't you just stop letting fucking muslims in your countries and let latinos in?

Their women are slutty. They make amazing food. The first generation ones are polite and friendly. The second and third generations usually assimalate pretty well. They work hard and guess what? They really don't commit that much crime!

Not even trolling. I'm genuinely curious

captcha yourife questionings

Ａｍｅｒｉｃａ　ｇｏ　ｈｏｍｅ　！

>>11295457
>telling americans to go away
>on an american website
Yeah, no. Fuck off with your yuroshit.

>>11295447
Too busy playing liberal games.
Need mudslims to cover low birth rates anyway.

>Their women are slutty.
Is that a plus?

Are you by any chance somesort of South American slave driver promoting his goods?

>>11295326
that feel when your country has banned guns.
That feel when you have to apply for an airshit permit.
cry me a river.

>>11295507
He is obviously japanese on a japanese board!

>>11295129
Why did he not use ketchup and mayo for the flag?

/k/ pls go
remove crossboarder from premises

How about more Touhous with guns?

>>11296878

>>11296935
How disappointing. From the thumbnail, I was expecting to see a penis.

>>11296935
wtf is wrong with my pic

>>11296878

>>11297000
That RPG needs to be a Davy Crockett

>>11296968
get out

Tewi presents "How not to operate a claymore".

>>11297081
Make me, nerd.

>>11297105
Like the style of that picture very much.

However, having the sling wrap around the gas tube like that is a bad idea. The ports for venting the piston are usually located there and it gets hot enough to burn the sling if nylon or cloth, or crack leather. Also might obscure the front sight when shouldered.
>>11296374
fuckin saved.
>>11287962
cant unsee the jew star in lower right corner.

>>11297236
Tell me weapon expert; what is wrong with this weapon?

>>11297554
Apart from the fact that in one of the positions you're attempting to fire a gun like an idiot, and it's an M82 at that? You'd probably wrench your arm out of its socket and/or break your wrist.

>>11297554
>le croissant du ange

>>11297554
>Tell me weapon expert; what is wrong with this weapon?

The fact that its owner never had anything made about her.
The fact that she won't be in No More Heroes 3.

The fact that they won't make a No More Heroes 3, because they went full retard with that shitty black knight game.

>>11289850
frontiers were made and designed for the american market

>>11297627
What is wrong with this gun?

Discussing America and other nations was fine.

Then /k/ came and made shit slide on the thread and we are now forced, tied to them in this thread because they will return... Crossies always return they don't care about other boards only theirs in which they shitpost as well. So in the end they didn't thought about 4chan and made everything worse for /jp/. The end.

blonde>all other hair colors

We gun otaku here?

There's nothing wrong with this gun.

Truly, Rinnosuke is the best gun 2hu.

>>11294843
come at me you piece of shit

>>11294843
>Marisa said it was a mini 14 mag I believe, it is to catch the shells.
Didn't know you could do that. Neat.

>>11297978
bring it

>>11297105
I swear to god I'll funpost and NEET all over youre gun threads, go back to /k/

>>11297717
I know bro. All I wanna do is take it easy and discuss little girls and tea ceremonies and how we're all doing on our reps, then someone needs to shit all of their non otaku culture interests all over /jp/. They think they can get away with it by posting gun 2hus ripped from 4chan and *boorus (notice how only a few filenames have pixiv IDs in them) without even discussing anything otaku related. All they do is just talk about guns.

I can't take it easy because with crossies if you allow them to shitpost freely in one thread soon enough they will get bold and take their gunz and /pol/ to other /jp/ threads. They're like ponyfags, pretty soon they'll be derailing every thread in sight.

>>11287339
>Colt Trooper
>.357 magnum

Oh god i hope /k/ never sees this.

>>11298271
By not speaking English.

>>11297086
Jesus Tewi, how do you fuck up FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY?

>>11298269
Who are you quoting?

>>11298216
>pretty soon they'll be derailing every thread in sight.
That's already happening with /pol/ and the steam shitposters who came here in 2011. I'm fine with /k/ posters for the most part. I think they're nicer than people from most other boards. I still think most people who like guns are assholes though, it's just that a lot of /k/ posters seem to be exceptions.

>>11298290
>I'm fine with /k/ posters for the most part. I think they're nicer than people from most other boards.
This thread has contributed absolutely nothing of substance that belongs on this board. It belongs on /k/ and /k/ommandos are being they're entitled selves by demanding that they be allowed to funpost their pictures of 2hus with guns in /jp/

>>11298309
The idiotic truth about /jp/ is that you can really funpost whatever the fuck you like as long as enough there's Touhou fanart to support it.

>>11296374
What if I'm a gun otaku?

Not enough Parsee.

>>11298324

>>11298328

>>11290051
>>11290194
>>11291934
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntoEF_Zg7yw

>>11298321
>>>/k/ and /ak/ has everything you could need brah.

>>11298318
Great, someone in /k/ just posted a link to this thread.

>>>/k/17537851

This is intentional, isn't it? /jp/ is dead and people just want to make sure the corpse is infested with as many maggots as possible.

Which *chan is a suitable alternative for /jp/ at this point? Where are all of the little girls that I used to post with back when I first started posting in 2009?

Apparently /ota/ is the big magnet for all of my /jp/sies who want to take it easy, but I've heard good things about uboachan as well, particularly their neet board.

>>11298321
/k/
they are actually really cool guys and one of the better boards on 4chan.

>>11298345
>they are actually really cool guys
I went over their for like five minutes, it was like being on /a/ again.

death to america

allahu akbar

>>11298355
That's because day/k/are is in session. It gets much better at night.

>>11298360
That's what happens for most high volume boards.

Are you from /k/? You seem like it.

>>11298345
No, just, no. /k/ is full of incredibly biased, disfunctional, domestic terrorists. It's a shithole of maymays and consumerist nonsense.

So like /jp/, with weapons as the main theme.

>>11298367
Well, /k/ is one of the boards I frequently browse.

>>11298357
u jelly of our freedoms?

>>11298370
I wonder what it would be like to be a domestic terrorist? I could set bombs and threaten to blow up bridges until US completely legalizes loli. Would I have to kill someone? I hope I don't...maybe I can wait until night.

>>11298373
So you admit you're a crossboarder, then.

>>11298413
Well yeah, I hang around /tg, /k/, and /jp/.
I like having multiple interests.

>>11298418
>I like having multiple interests.
I bet you have a job, too. Or you go to university.

>>11298374
>>>/k/

>>11298374
الله أكبر

>>11298288
...the OP picture?

>>11287970
I guess she doesn't like jam.

/jp/, do you ever try to rationalize /jp/s behavior, and then start to feel really stupid at even trying to think about something as autistic and dysfunctional?

Alright, someone just have a folder full of 2hus with guns they could share, or am I going to have to go through this thread and save them all manually?

>>11298449
>do you ever try to rationalize /jp/s behavior, and then start to feel really stupid at even trying to think about something as autistic and dysfunctional?
Shit's depressin
/jp/ no longer takes it easy, ever.
h-hold me

>>11298456
Or maybe you could just use downthemall?

>>11298456
>or am I going to have to go through this thread and save them all manually?
Anyone who doesn't do this belongs on /a/
Learn to use iqdb nigga

>>11298463
>>>/g/

>>11298446
yes, but who are you quoting?

>>11298464
I've never posted on /g/. Why are you hinting me there?

>>11298466
Gayass scripts belong they're along with people who use them

>>11298466
Ignore him, I appreciate you telling me about this add-on.

>>11298458
C'mere, you.

>>11298478
There's no reason to not use them when they make a job easier. By this reasoning people would stop using cars and just travel by foot.

>>11298426
...You... You're not implying that those are bad things, are you?

I'm surprised that /jp/ doesn't like guns, especially considering that tons of anime and manga art features firearms.

>>11298485
>>11298491
They promote laziness. When I manually search out the pixiv ID for each and every picture I find on /jp/ and elsewhere I am thinking about my fellow /jp/sies who may want to find the artist without having to go through the same trouble!

>>11298488
oh gosh

I'm looking for a /a/ /k/ related wallpaper.
Can somebody help me out?

>>11298511
I'm not him but people who have a job or go to university are usually really condescending about it and hate freedom and happiness.
American normals in the south want to use guns to kill innocent /jp/sies.

>>11298511
>...You... You're not implying that those are bad things, are you?
Things like having jobs, going to school, or engaging in some sort of social life is for normals.

>>11298511
>anime and manga art
Which belongs on /a/, turbonerd

Besides, knives and crowbars are the only acceptable otaku weapons, guns are for bullies

>>11298528
I'm a college-educated Texan and I can assure you that the people that you're describing are the minority. Unfortunately it's always the assholes that speak loudest.

>>11298530
>Things like having jobs, going to school, or engaging in some sort of social life is for normals.

How do you pay for rent/food/electricity/etc.?

>Besides, knives and crowbars are the only acceptable otaku weapons, guns are for bullies

So it's better to beat someone to death over several minutes than to shoot them? You've never been hit with anything, have you?

>>11298511
On general principle, I tend to avoid things that can easily kill me. Plus I'm a terrible shot.

>>11298554
>I'm a college-educated Texan and I can assure you that the people that you're describing are the minority. Unfortunately it's always the assholes that speak loudest.

You know as soon as they found out you were looking at loli comics they would shoot you in self defense to protect their children. Since it's Texas, the guy would be given an award, too.

>>11298554
>How do you pay for rent/food/electricity/etc.?

Parents/welfare. Face it, you can't get a job without social skills much less keep one. The ones that don't have access to that are slowly starving to death while pirating Internet access from hotspots.

>>11298560
Haha, makes sense.

Honestly, guns sort of scared me until I learned the ins-and-outs and learned how to handle them.

>>11298563
If you touch a guy's daughter then he'll probably shoot you, but nobody's going to do anything to you for looking at art.

Besides, the furry and gun communities have a lot of crossover, and it's widely accepted (I know it's not quite the same). None of us are too judgmental except for the loud assholes that nobody likes anyways.

>>11298554
>I'm a college-educated Texan
>How do you pay for rent/food/electricity/etc.?
Wow you are either a really good troll or you are quite literally the worst example of cross-boarder SCUM I have seen shit all over /jp/ today

>So it's better to beat someone to death over several minutes than to shoot them?
Well of course, what are you, gay

>>11298573
You don't need to be social to have a job. I work and I only talk to my coworkers about things related to our job.

>>11298584
>If you touch a guy's daughter then he'll probably shoot you, but nobody's going to do anything to you for looking at art.
Uneducated fool, most people in the hand of the free would kill people just for loli

get out

>>11298589
You're just mad because you wish you could be Japanese and the Japanese wish that they could be Texan.

Deep down, in the depths of your soul, you too wish to drink cheap beer and eat 5 pounds of meat every weekend and shoot guns into the air.

Come to Texas Anon, live the dream.

>>11298599
Just tell them it's about Japanese women, most American operate under the assumption that they have no boobies anyways.

>>11298593
You have a boss. If your boss doesn't like you, you get fired. Therefore, socializing is necessary to keep a job. That's not even taking into consideration the multiple job interviews you need to go through to get the job in the first place.

>>11298584
Please, just go away. Don't you have reps to do? Go do them and come back when you are ready to conform to our cherished funposting culture.

>>11298604
I'm a Virginian and there are people who do that gun shooting in the air things here, too. A little girl died last 4th of July for that very reason when a stray bullet hit her.

>>11298605
You don't need to socialize with someone to like him.

>>11298605
I used to steal recycling and scrap metal from construction sites when I was drinking, does that count as a job?

I wonder if I could bootleg Fate/stay night DVDs to teenagers or import cheap shit from China, would I get caught or would they not notice?

>>11298614
Also, employers usually look after competent people who can get shit done. They don't usually care if you're not really sociable, unless you have a job that requires you to actually socialize with people.

>>11298604
>Deep down, in the depths of your soul, you too wish to drink cheap beer and eat 5 pounds of meat every weekend and shoot guns into the air.
Normie scum get out. Just go. Leave. Your kind is not welcome here and that kind of shit will never be /jp/ related

I literally want to shit in your shoes and run away so that you'll have shitty shoes to step into tomorrow.

>>11298618
>Also, employers usually look after competent people who can get shit done.

Well, if you aren't competent, you better be bests buds with your bosses or you'll be fired quickly.

>>11298606
>come back when you are ready to conform to our cherished funposting culture.

No.

Part of what makes 4chan 4chan is the different communities and people on the site.

I may not be a part of your culture, but I can damn well enjoy it. Besides, it's not like I'm criticizing you or asking you to change.

>>11298612
That's yet another excellent example of stupid people screwing things up for the rest of us.

Don't you think that people would have a higher opinion of otakus if it weren't for Narutards?

>>11298625
If you ran away with my shoes then how could I step into them the next day?

>>11298614
Please, my last boss was consistently saying, "you need to communicate more," "you need to communicate more." Fuck her and fuck working.

Guns are loud and dangerous. I'm glad I don't live in Texas. Or in America for that matter.

>>11298605
It's mainly just not being a dick.

>>11298636
>Fuck her

>>11298639
>>>/k/
If you cannot integrate then you do not belong here.

>>11298639
Other /jp/sies might not like you, but I think you're alright. It is impossible to get a job without a college education if you're not sociable though. Especially if you're the typical /jp/sie who has been inside for years and is completely pale and uncomfortable, making the employers think you're creepy and can't be trusted.

>>11298662
I don't see what Descartes has anything to do with fucking middle managers.

>>11298666
>Other /jp/sies might not like you, but I think you're alright.
Do not fraternize with the crossie scum!

>>11298672
>I don't see what Descartes has anything to do with fucking middle managers.
Are you trolling me m8

>>11298662
Fuck her? I barely know 'er!

>>11298662
DORK

>>11298666
I'm actually a bit antisocial, but back in high school I realized that people couldn't tell that I was socially inept just by looking at me and I learned how to fake "coolness", a little like an afterschool special.

I know it sounds dumb, but all of that "it's all about attitude" nonsense actually holds some merit. Hell, I lost my virginity to a girl by getting close to her and then revealing that I'd never had a girlfriend (your mileage may vary).

Sociability is all acting.

>>11298662
>If you cannot integrate then you do not belong here.

Fine, then nobody from /jp/ can ever post on another board about anything ever.

>>11298662
DORK.

>>11298698
You can just nuke her from orbit if you prefer.

>>11298699
>>11298698
WHATAFUCKMAN xD

>>11298702
>Fine, then nobody from /jp/ can ever post on another board about anything ever.
As it should be.

>>11298712
UR A DORK 2.

>>11298702
>Fine, then nobody from /jp/ can ever post on another board about anything ever
I'm fine with that. I never post on other boards anyway.

Who seriously does that anyway?

> I lost my virginity to a girl
You make me sick

>>11298714
But why?

What's the point of having all these boards if you're not going to visit several?

>>11298717
dork of the ancients 2?

>>11298724
To avoid dealing with people you don't like by joining a board that caters to your worldview and avoiding that ones that don't. That way, like-minded individuals have each other and unlike-minded individuals don't have to deal with each other.

>>11298724
Moot has always considered /jp/ a containment board, and a lot of people on /jp/ are fine with that.

>>11298730
NO DORK OF MATH HOMEWORK 7 NOOB DORK DOOFUS

>>11298724
It's the culture specific to this board and this board alone. The closest thing that I could compare it to is FYAD, though even then /jp/ is closer to 2ch in terms of humour and complete irreverence for anything regarding normalcy (or at least was like 2ch before things started declining a few years back)

Like >>11298734 said, /jp/ is a containment board for the absolute refuse of 4chan. We are rejects, we like being rejects, and we revel in being rejects by poking fun at normal people and how they use the internet.

>>11298740
ill rek ur shit nerdlinger

>>11298745
Come on, stop sounding like a dark and edgy teenager.

>>11298745
>We are rejects, we like being rejects, and we revel in being rejects by poking fun at normal people and how they use the internet.


Well shit, you should've said that from the get-go.

I'm about to go eat dinner, but I'm going to have to leave you with something that you're not going to like to hear:

You people aren't nearly as bad as either you or the rest of 4chan thinks you are.

>>11298753
Spoken like a true vergin. You would not feel this way unless you have a small rape complex as you angerly force your mean cock into her as you say "Huh!? Huh! Hows my dick small now!? You bitch!" all the mean while the girl you were doing it with would definitly be into such a thing because she was being put into her place. All women desire that in done way. Only bitches would say something like that to you and only bitches can be dealt this way in their placement setting/enjoy it that way.

>>11298764
I agree with this guy here. This is 4chan of all places. We're all different flavors of crazy here.

>>11298764
lel okey then ;)

>>11298753
Think about being permanently stuck as a teenager. Unable to get a job, unable or unwilling to finish education, and being completely dependent on those around you. That is the spirit of the NEET.

>>11298786
>That is the spirit of the NEET.
Sounds like true freedom tbqh

>>11297554
The barret M82 has a barrel that recoils into the receiver when firing and all that junk attached to it would obstruct its operation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6-c--kIZlI
>>11297672
Nothing technically . the texture of the gun look awkward, like it was photoshopped in from a jpg with artifacts. Maybe the artist drew the girl around a cutout picture gun?
>>11297866
Those are pinfire cartridges. I'm actually impressed that the artist would get that right.

>>11298426
And to those complaining about crossboarders and normals, please get over yourselves. You can be a gun otaku without being a normalfag going to the range with your bros. I now there are a few armed NEETs around. There are several ways to obtain a firearm without leaving your house.

>>11297978
ugh dont like feet focused stuff. condoms on desk implying the 2hus are whores, not amusing. Also the pistol grip on the AK is missing its gripscrew.
>>11298018
nice pic, except for the ugly yellow watermark at bottom.
>>11298201
best 2hu.
>>11298269
yes the trooper was chambered in .357, are you implying something else? It was like a budget python if I recall.

>>11299107
>And to those complaining about crossboarders and normals, please get over yourselves. You can be a gun otaku without being a normalfag going to the range with your bros. I now there are a few armed NEETs around. There are several ways to obtain a firearm without leaving your house.
go away ``kudasai''

>>11299244
“no”

>>11299333
please use epik /jp/ maymays ``correctly'', thank you.

>>11299415
its pronounced ˙˙meems˙˙, thank you very much.

Oh, hey. This thread is still up.

>>11299546
Its not the same thread it was. Fuck.

>>11299592
Just ignore the dumb arguing. You enjoy posting and viewing, they'll enjoy trying to cut one another down to size.

>>11299592
lel
deal w/ it nerdtron

Bumbing because I'm a free man.