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Girlfriends are dumb. Waifus are dumb. You're dumb for worrying about these things.

>>11294851
Stop replying to my posts with that ugly picture, Curryshit.

>>11294841

I was going to say something along those lines.

>>11294834
I've had the exact same thoughts. But I think if your waifu truly loved you, she'd want you to be happy, even if that means getting a 3dpd gf. You can still be friends with your waifu too.

You would hesitate because you have an imaginary girlfriend? Not a because of a multitude of other realistic reasons?

>>11294853

>>11294834
Rule number one about having a waifu is that you never have a waifu.

How do I get a loli girlfriend? What are things lolis like? How can I attract lolis?

>>11294887
Lolis think boys have cooties. They won't date you.

>>11294900
They will if you're their friend first and are nice to them.

>>11294900
That's not true. There are tons of people on /jp/ who have little girls as girlfriends. How did they do it?

>>11294841
What's dumb about girlfriends?

>>11294834

>>11294900
But you aren't a boy, are you? You are a grown, manly man. A whole world of difference. Lolis look up to you and want you to notice how hard they're trying to look good in your eyes.

>>11294913
Are there actually. If someone actually has a legitimate loli girlfriend could they tell some stories? I would like to hear about this.

>>11294915
It's basically intentionally limiting your own enjoyment in life. The same thing goes for waifus.

>>11294887
Play lots and lots with her, talk with her, tease her a bit to make her feel closer to you. Then you have to start making more physical contact with her, more hugging, cuddling and stuff. Next you start kissing her cheeks a lot and finally her sacred lips. And then it's up to you whether you want to keep it platonic or go even further, risking a lot while gaining a lot.

>>11294930
How about you limit your edginess there, m8?

>>11294930
>limiting your own enjoyment in life.

What if you like lolis and you have a loli girlfriend who you adore?

>>11294935
Okay thank you. What do I do before that, though? I don't know any lolis.

>>11294940
Your normie is showing. But by all means, go ahead and limit yourself for no reason. I'm just trying to help you.

>>11294966
Please respond to >>11294946

>>11294952
You're gunna have to either try starting a baby sitting gig, haning with any loli relatives, or see if you can bump into some near a school or maybe at a nearby park.

>>11294952
It'll be really difficult if you don't have any relatives with lolis. Check out your neighborhood, the closest elementary school. It'd be really helpful if you have a dog, especially a puppy, lolis love puppies.
I wouldn't recommend trying to get a loli girlfriend if she's not your relative, the chances of meeting a loli and even talking to her will be suspicious.

>>11294940
He's right.

You're not sultan or a muslim, so your girlfriend/wife/whatever have equal rights. She can demand something, want to not to do something etc.
By having one wifu you also limit your enjoyment, unless you're some kind of celibate. All the level-headed people who love 2D girls just go with harems.

>>11294974
>>11294982
Relative? Can you really call a relative your girlfriend? Is it common to go with loli relatives to get a loli girlfriend or something?

>>11294946
Then you go to prison and get raped.

>>11294995
If you play your cards right, your loli relative could hook you up with her loli friends. You also will look less creepy if you're not stalking lolis completely alone and panting like crazy.

>>11294990
>want to not to do something etc.
want you to not to do*

>>11294966
How does having a girlfriend limit you?

>>11294995
You don't care about fucking a loli but you do care about incest, really?

>>11295005
What if she doesn't have friends?

>>11294990
I can't handle relations with more than 1 or 2 people, so it isn't even feasible for me to not devote myself to one person. I'd rather have one meaningful relationship than multiple frivolous ones like some college girl slut.

>>11295010
I don't mind it, I have a thing for incest, but I didn't imagine I'd see two people here recommending a relative. I wondered if it was common or not.

>>11295013
Then you should be her friend, anon

>>11295013
It's scientifically proven to be impossible for a loli not to have friends.

Why /a/ sucks so much that the have to come here with their questions?

Why niggys are so ugly?

Why we can't be left alone?

>>11295013
Most lolis do have friends and if she doesn't it'll be even better because you'll be her only friend, she'll devote herself entirely to you.

>>11294913
They're called pedophiles