/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No she's Kaito's kooky suicidal waifu

I hope for this to happen one day:

I will be walking down a dark alleyway, minding my own business, maybe even feeling a little anxious about the cocaine in my panties. I suddenly feel the sharp edge of a knife against my throat, and a strangely familiar voice whispers into my ear "drop 'em bitch". I begin to shake and, fearing for my life, slowly pull my pants down, exposing the drugs, "Oh, a naughty girl~" She says.

"N-no i-it's for a friend," I would meagerly say

God why am I writing this

>>11267778
Waiting.

What do I have to do in order to get raped by a cute loli?

>>11267785
I suddenly feel myself pushed forward, and my momentum slams me unto the ground. Almost frozen and still shaking, I am able to turn my head and gaze upon my attacker. I only register a sadistic grin and teal hair before she kicks me straight in the face. I would be too fearful to even move.

"Thanks for the gift.. wats'a name?"

"d-ddd- i-its d-d-"

"Dumbass? Nah, I think I'd prefer to call you whore!" I feel another limb smack into my face, "Whore, stand up! STAND UP!" I'm hit again.

I try to stand, but I am only trusted back to the ground by another kick, followed by laughter.

>>11267813
More, please.

>>11267778
>>11267813
Why are you wearing girl underwear if you are a boy? I'm surprised she doesn't mention the fact that you are a degenerate homosexual.

> you cannot rape a lesbian if you are a girl

Because any sexual advancement by another female is never denied.

You cannot drown a fish by putting it in water.

>>11267898
If the water is deprived of oxygen then a fish can drown in water.
Checkmate

>>11267917
But water is made of Oxygen.

>>11267922
That's not how it works you fucking retard. Fish gills filter out the oxygen dissolved in the water, not literally separate the polar covalent bonds that hold together a water molecule.
Get the fuck out of my sight you piece of shit.

>>11267932
How do you know how fish work if you aren't a fish? Maybe they do separate the bonds and you just don't know it? Why do you think you're so smart?

>>11267953
i've heard that microwaving water de-oxygenates it, so it isn't good for making tea. so there may be some truth to what he is saying

>>11267898
rape is unwanted sex you dumbass

miku harrassment is better

Synthesizers can't rape people.

>>11268639

>>11268452
this is my favorite miku artist

>>11268639
vocaloids are not people

>>11269315
Understandable.

>>11268452
This pick is so hawt holy fuck.

Miku is shit.

>>11272629
M-muh dick!

>>11272633

>>11272629
I hate this artist! He draws their faces like monkeys.

>>11274621
You take that back, I'll fight you.

Please forgive me my off-topic, but the vocaloid thread is down. I'm looking for Y@NDERELLA SMiLE and neither google nor /r/ delivered.

>>11275204
The hell is that supposed to be? Song title?

>>11275204
It is song title, why the hell are you "looking" for a song from 2012 that's readily available on niconico?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18909761

>>11275214
You linked a crossfade, and I'm looking for the full album.

>>11275219
I don't know if that's it, or even if its safe, your call whether you want to try it.
http://www.4shared.com/rar/uu_yi5FE/ynderella_smile.htm

>>11275252
No problem, Sandboxie will deal with that.

Thanks anon!

>>11275263
You're welcome.

>>11275273
DL'd, it's legit.

>>11267750
i would rape miku if you know what i mean

Here is the official English V3 Miku art from the Crypton website. Just thought I would put it here.

>>11282469
And here is the V3 Japanese Miku. She reminds me of a recent extremely popular Miku MMD model...

>>11282475
Nice, she got even sluttier.

>>11282469
>>11282475
The English version seems better now, she has a rather nice mature charm to her.

>>11282469
that's a man, baby

>>11282740
Baby, she's not a man and neither are you.

>>11268415
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/part/1/crossheading/rape

You're thinking of "sexual assault". Of course, popular usage means "rape" has now gone from a particular act to a synonym of sexual assault.

>>11268415
He's probably thinking in jew law terms

>>11268452
Pic related

>>11272629
I really like her standard outfit.

>>11283016
I meant Gumi standard outfit.

>>11283016

>>11283035

I love this gif!

>>11274621
I agree with this..

>>11274621
I don't agree with this..

>>11287157
I agree

>>11282746
You go, sister! Teach that pig what a REAL woman is, girlfriend! Ugly is good! Pretty is bad!

>>11288448
>Ugly is good! Pretty is bad!

When would this ever be true? If you want to die a virgin?

I can't tell if this thread is ironically shitty

>>11288462
Some ugly people who are sore losers believe it's true that ugly is good and pretty is bad.

>>11288462
>>11288448
>>11288481
Real woman coming through, you can't handle me check your privilege and don't look at my broken scale.
>0013241
>bng mysophobic

>>11282469
I like the colors on this but the general design on the V3 Japanese Miku is better. Especially the face.