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What is the proper way to kill a cat?

with a nekobreaker

>> No.1127342

badumtish

>> No.1127354

>>1127334
Don't hurt the kitties. :(

>> No.1127365

Ran started sleeping with Kourin, one day his head was found in the forest. What happened?

Chen is nyandere

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>>1127365

>> No.1127395

>>1127365
I was hoping for a gap joke :(

>> No.1127399

pun thread?

>> No.1127402

>>1127365
actually this joke is really good

>> No.1127409

>>1127334
I don't get it.

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>>1127409

>> No.1127426

>>1127402
Thank you. I did it like a week ago when I was drunk, but I fucked up the spelling and more-or-less ruined the joke.

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>> No.1127470

What do you call the person who gives you a footjob?

a toeho

I'll get my coat

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>>1127470

ಠ_ಠ

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>>1127334
CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT!!

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>>1127476

>> No.1127491

>>1127476
Fuck you, Ciel.

>> No.1127503

>>1127470
But touhous don't give footjobs.

>> No.1127509

I greeted Cirno, but she didn't respond. She's cold to me today

>> No.1127516

>>1127509

She gave you the cold shoulder.

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>>1127509

>> No.1127521

>>1127509
She gives me the chills

>> No.1127520

>>1127509
>>1127516
Stop with these jokes, you're getting cold stares.

>> No.1127524

>>1127518

Did you hear that Cross Channel translation is finally getting translated?

>> No.1127525

>>1127520

That's not cool

>> No.1127523

Dont know if i want to RAGE or LOL...

>> No.1127530

>>1127524
now you crossed the line

>> No.1127534

>>1127521

Its hard to break the ice when speaking to her.

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1127535

Well, Marisa went missing after a midnight trek in the forest. What gives?

She was Shanghaied

>> No.1127541

I wish the real Ultros was here.

>> No.1127542

I heard that Alice always pulls the strings

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Why are her powers over 9000?

Because she's a superSayan

>> No.1127545

Hey guys, let's bother Meirin.
You know, just for kicks

>> No.1127558

I like this girl, Tenshi. She is very down to earth

>> No.1127563

The first time I met Patchouli was a breath taking moment

>> No.1127573

>>1127544
You irritate Saya with your horrible puns.

>> No.1127588

>>1127365
Just this one is any good.

>> No.1127876

>>1127563

I can read her like a book

>> No.1127907

>>1127876
I heard she's great at sewing too. She can really patch up old clothes

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FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>> No.1130504

>>1127876
>>1127907

I lol'd

>> No.1130508

This makes me miss the hand thread

>> No.1130524

>>1130508
the hand thread?

>> No.1130590

This thread sure is [spoilers]punny.[/spoilers]

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>>1130590

>> No.1130598

>>1130590
I sure fucked that up.

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