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ITT: worst thing to have happened to you

> have a feminist female friend
> says giving blowjobs is extremely demeaning for women
> say it's a mutual thing between lovers instead
> she gets really angry at me
> I have to apologize
> she says I have to suck off her gay male friend
> I refuse
> they threaten me and eventually beat me up
> force me to suck his cock in a stall
> keep fighting it, but end up with his cock in my mouth anyway
> they kick and spit on me and then leave me
> tfw I now have severe social anxiety and actually share some feminist views now

welp

>> No.11264847

you essentially raped that guy

>> No.11264851

Did you enjoy it?

>> No.11264856

>enjoy /jp/ and /jp/ culture
>one day janitor decides he hates /jp/ and /jp/ culture
>he goes into a stall and sucks off all the mods one by one, then licks moots asshole
>in return they remove neet threads from the rules for him
>wonder how my fellow neets are doing every night

>> No.11264853
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>> No.11264859

>>11264856
I'm doing good, thanks for asking. How are you?

>> No.11264860

>>11264856
Just hijack some shitty Japan/General thread. He'll never know.

>> No.11264862

>>11264861
fuck off, nigger

>> No.11264861
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ebin

>> No.11264866

>>11264856
>in return they remove neet threads from the rules for him

Janny is so cool. Glad they are gone!

>wonder how my fellow neets are doing every night

Fuck em

>> No.11264870
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>>11264862

>> No.11264872

Had anyone here ever given a blowjob?

It's harder than you would think.

>> No.11264876

>>11264872
>It's harder than you would think.

that's what she said HEYOOOO!!!!

>> No.11264877

>>11264866
Sup, janiturd.

>> No.11264883
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>>11264877

>implying I am janny.

*snicker*

>> No.11264886

>>11264872
How do you know?

>> No.11264888
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>> No.11264891

>>11264886
Try sucking on a popsicle without scraping your teeth on it.

>> No.11264896
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I had a girlfriend in my first year of university, since I was the "smart guy" I used to swim in pussy, then after the exams everyone stopped talking to me, girls started to say I was useless and even my girlfriend NTR'd me with my best friend, I'm not kidding, I dropped the university and started to work in a small travelling agency because my parents don't send me money.

6 years has passed, I moved with my parents again, I'm not working but studying in a local college.

>> No.11264894

>>11264891
I've done that before, it's very easy. Does that mean I would be good at giving blowjobs?

>> No.11264897

>>11264896
Bad end. Should have taken the best friend route.

>> No.11264899

>>11264896
#normalfag_problems

>> No.11264901

>>11264894
How big was the popsicle?

>> No.11264900

>>11264896
I don't understand. What happened?

>> No.11264904

>>11264894
Wanna practice on my cocksicle?

>> No.11264907
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>>11264897
How did you know it was from an eroge? Damn /jp/ is slowly getting back.

>> No.11264918

why are u greening on jp

>> No.11264916

GAY

>> No.11264923

>>11264918

>why are u greening on jp

>> No.11264924
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>>11264901

>> No.11264926

Any oldfags ITT?

>> No.11264933

> have a feminist female friend
You fucking idiot OP.

>> No.11264935

>>11264924
hawt.

got any more?

>> No.11264931

>>11264926
Hi...

>> No.11264930

>>11264926
I've been on 4chan since 2010.

>> No.11264932

Is this the blog thread? I feel the need to make a blog post.

>> No.11264936

>>11264932
Go for it, we're all waiting!

>> No.11264940

>Go for it, we're all waiting!

>> No.11264939

>>11264932

NO

>> No.11264944

Hi, /jp/. Got some questions for the bros: I go back to school tomorrow and I'm kinda nervous, what do?
Also, don't know how the hell i'm supposed to wake up early (7am) when i'm used to go to sleep at 5 am

>> No.11264947

>>11264935
Here you go
https://www.google.com/search?q=sucking+on+popsicle&tbm=isch

>> No.11264948

>>11264907
name?

>> No.11264946

>>11264944
What country do you live in?

>> No.11264953

>>11264948
David, what's yours?

>> No.11264952
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>>11264944
This tutorial may be useful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yf1nL4pCM

>> No.11264951

>>11264944
Just stay up the whole night.

>> No.11264950

I'm not blogging about the stupid stuff I did again. I already did it in one of those /jp/ map threads.

>> No.11264955

>>11264953
James.

>> No.11264958

>>11264953
Meant the pick, but its Richard.

>> No.11264956

tfw boyfriend never wants sex
He can go MONTHS without it
Doesnt know how good he has it having a GIRLFRIEND ffs
Normalfag bf. Hate it so much.

>> No.11264957

>>11264955
Nice to meet you, James!

>> No.11264963

>>11264956
Mine wants sex all the time.

>> No.11264964
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>>11264948
A mix between Dominance, Memories off, Shoujo Shin'iki and Ai-chan for me.

>> No.11264960

>i have [...] friend
You deserved it.

>> No.11264961

>>11264955
My name is James, too.

>> No.11264962
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>short while gf (2 1/2 months)
>looks like 2hu alice
>tell her to dress up as alice for me
>she says alice is wearing stupid clothes
>tfw gf insults your waifu

>> No.11264965

>>11264947
muh dick

shame about the lolis and uggos

>> No.11264967

>>11264964
Kyaaaaa, hentai!!!!

>> No.11264978

>>11264962
Dude, that was hilarious, not even ironic.

>> No.11264975

bump

>> No.11264979

>>11264967
I want to teach my gf to say that when we fuck.

>> No.11264986

>eat the pudding

>> No.11264991
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>>11264967
>>11264979
You guys are nerds. Do you like kissing your gf?

>> No.11264994

>>11264979
Is your gf a dog!

>> No.11264995

>>11264991
I have a bf...

>> No.11264996

>>11264994
No, she's a Korean exchange student.

>> No.11264998
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>>11264926
im a oldfag i remember puddi puddi lol

>> No.11265000

>>11264996
Same difference??

>> No.11265003
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>>11264995
Don't worry, I think I have 2 or 3 homosexual eroge.

>> No.11265006

>>11265000
Fuck off, racist.

>> No.11265010
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> Be on internet
> 4chan
> any other board besides /jp/
> people posting stupid stuff
> other people RESPONDING SERIOUSLY WITH NO TRACE OF IRONY

I love you /jp/

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>>11265006

>> No.11265017

>>11265010
Fuck off back to /v/ you insipid cunt.

>> No.11265021

>>11265017
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>> No.11265024

>>11265017
that's a very rude thing to say, lout. the person you responding to oviously has a heartfelt and cheeriful message to relate but you have rebuffed him. You are the epitome of all that is wrong with the human race! When the apes take over you will be the first to be lobotomized.

>> No.11265029

Well anyway today I went to my aunt's house again and one of my cousins locked herself out of her room so I helped open the door. After that my aunt took me out to dinner and said she wanted me to 'participate' in the family more often and that she feels she's old enough to not have to deal with her kids all the time and that I should do more stuff with them.

When we got back the youngest cousin asked to draw on my hand and so I let her, and then when she was done I looked at it and didn't know what it was so I asked. She was it was a butt farting and pooping and started laughing. To be honest it looks nothing like that so I did a sarcastic laugh and she said she loved when I did that laugh and would laugh hysterically whenever I did it.

I kind of don't want to wash my hand.

>> No.11265031

>>11264888
nice digits but it would be better to have been FEELSTRONG who said that

>> No.11265032

>>11265029
>After that my aunt took me out to dinner and said she wanted me to 'participate' in the family more often
Put a baby in her, she wants the D

>> No.11265037

>>11265029
How old is your cousin? Warm story by the way.

>> No.11265044

>>11265037
One is nine and the other is seven. We were also going to the store and the seven year old wanted to come along again, but it was well past her bedtime and her mother refused to let her go.

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>>11265029
>She was it was a butt farting and pooping

A bit like this then? Please excuse my art. I am still learning.

>> No.11265055

>>11265047
She hates you and was being sarcastic when she said she likes your laugh. She thinks you're pathetic and was drawing that on you to insult you.

You know what you have to do, Anon.

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>>11265047
This. Like I said, I can kind of see a butt and poop, but still.

>> No.11265064

>>11265061
Holy cow! She's an artist! Can I use your story in my visual novel project?

>> No.11265064,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11265061
Did she suck it?

>> No.11265064,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11265064,1
No, of course not! A girl that age is for hugging and holding hands with and that sort of thing. Nothing lewd!

>> No.11265064,3 [INTERNAL] 

I need more threads like this, I mean, with real conversations.

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