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Having online friends is basically cheating. It should DQ you from being a real hikkikomori.

Piss bottles
Dakimura
Onaholes
Autismbux

>>11255431
If i didnt have online friends id be dead. Seriously.

>>11255421
>So who here is Hikkikomori?
If you are going to claim to be one, at least spell it right.

>>11255431
Does posting on /jp/ count as having online friends?

>>11255472
There's nothing wrong with having friends. It's disingenuous to think of yourself as a real hikikomori if you spend a lot of time chatting with friends online, though, because it's more about "lack of social interaction" than anything else. There are people with jobs who go weeks at a time without actually talking to anyone besides "hi" and "bye" at the cashier and have no friends to chat with.

>>11255497
That's basically me. I'm pretty much like Did Not Wind Jun except I have no magical dolls.

>>11255497
Talking to someone online is different than physically being around people.

If you post on /jp/ you are a socialising extrovert.

>>11255497
引きこもる just means to stay in-doors. It has nothing to do with social interaction.

All of you faggots shouldn't worry about defining this stupid shit anyway. It's not meaningful and the dick waving only goes to promote a bad way of living.

>>11255507
It's not the same, and people with crippling anxiety may find it easier to talk online, but the primary characterizing feature of a hikikomori is lack of social interaction.

Accusing a guy who works as night guard, has zero friends, and hasn't had a casual conversation in two years of being "more social" than a guy who doesn't leave his room but spends hours chatting with his buddies every day is stupid.

>>11255524
>a bad way of living
Fuck off, normalfag.

yfw there are people on jp who have quit their jobs and burnt all their bridges to fit in here

>>11255529
nice fitting in

>>11255525
You are a clever little girl.

>>11255532
Because no one would ever lie on the internet right?

>>11255525
No, the primary feature of a hikikomori is that they stay in-doors. In fact, if they have some other problem, ie. sociel anxiety, they are not a hikikomori but instead a socially anxious person as defined by government and medicine.

>>11255532
how do you think they'll react when they realize it's all been a joke?

>>11255537
Some people really are that sad.

>>11255538
>In fact, if they have some other problem, ie. sociel anxiety, they are not a hikikomori but instead a socially anxious person as defined by government and medicine.
Can you show me a government document which makes this distinction?

>>11255529
So bitter. A failed life. There's still time to change, you know?

>>11255525
Yknow most of the japanese depictions of hikis show them talking to people online. Its real common, hon.

>>11255543
I bet you took that with your iphone and uploaded it to facebook with that weak ass vignetting, composition and epic warming filter

>>11255546
Do you mean in documentaries, or in anime and manga?

>>11255538
Ah. Yes. Good ol' autism bux.

Social anxiety and depression nailed me 700 each month. If i coukd only USE it id probably be much happier.

>>11255533


>Trying to fit in.

>In an anonymous imageboard.

Please.

>>11255550
Do you think I give a shit what a failure such as yourself has to say?

>>11255542
http://www2.aasa.ac.jp/faculty/medwelfare/kiyoo/PDF/No3/JWM03-08.pdf

>>11255559
Keep projecting newfriend, you won't last long here

>/jp/

>>11255567
I like the term hermit better. It can imply a spiritual struggle.

>>11255565
I've been here for a long time, son.

>>11255555
>55555

>>11255543
So bitter. A miserable life. There's still time to change, you know?

>>11255582
#rekt

Every 3 months or so I get dragged outside for a few hours by people but I don't really do much besides hide away somewhere. I can't remember the last time I went out to do something on my own accord however.

>>11255582
Do you think it's miserable to be "normal" ?

Where does this misconception come from?

Do you believe yourself to have some greater knowledge?

Then why are you so upset?

Anyone here designated family driver?

Eurobeat time amitire ;)

I'm kind of a hikki. I still need to go outside and converse every now and then just to survive and do regular stuff like getting food or taking out garbage.

I have a few friends from high school, but not many. We don't hang out really ever, if we do I don't leave the house, but that is very rare.

>>11255558
you'd be surprised

>>11255559
If you didn't you wouldn't be responding. Go back to facebook.

>>11255587
Why are you assaulting us with these bad photos, reading your mindless drivel is enough

>>11255595
>I'm kind of a hikki.
>I have a few friends from high school,
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>11255592
I don't care what you think - I'm here to help.

I want you to listen.

It's a joke, you are a joke.

>>11255593
It's deep

>>11255607
i was

>>11255608
It becomes miserable as soon as you start blogging about it on /jp/.

>>11255596
It's not like they were hikikmori since elementary school.

>>11255587
Do you think it's miserable to be a hikikomori?

Where does this misconception come from?

Do you believe yourself to have some greater knowledge?

Then why are you so upset?

>>11255596
>you'll never be truNEET as me

You're hella cool.

>>11255608
It's not miserable to be alone, but being an alone person who spends his free time telling normalfags to fuck off on the internet is pretty sad.

>>11255608
Yes, a hikikomori is a failure of a human being. This is definitional. You are the most meaningless and it's by choice.

>>11255616
At least I don't go around and take random pictures. That's really creepy and pointless too.

>>11255597
Listen to what? I've already heard anything your kind has to say. You want me to put myself out there and compete with you just so you can have someone worse off than you around to compare yourself with and raise your self esteem. You want to make your position in the social ladder seem better by adding more people to the bottom tier.

Guess what faggot. By choosing to not play your twisted game, I win. In fact, the harder you try to compete with other normalfags, the more money I get. This means more figurines, more games, and better computer parts. Keep on working sheeple.

>>11255633
He didn't tell you to get a job or a life or a friend or a wife. What he actually said is that you should stop participating in meaningless dick-waving contests on the internet.

>>11255616
I chose to have social anxiety?

} be the top /jp/ poster; i have fermented the entire culture of this board almost by myself and myself only

} try going on /jp/ nowadays

} shit threads like these are always on front page

why are you guys always trying to scare me away?

>>11255640
Yes, you did that at the very beginning of your character creation. Next time put more stat-points in charisma.

>>11255646
If they kill the king, they become king. You know how it is.

>>11255633
Stay strong. Don't give into Babylon.

>>11255646

>>11255616
I'm happy with my life, how exactly am I a "failure"?

>>11255633
More children's toys. You refuse to age. It's meaningless to live as a hikikomori. You've replaced parents with government.

When you're dead that will be the end, if you refuse to enter society. Well, it must be God at play. There is no measure to grant you meaning.

>>11255639
That's not what he (you?) implied with the following statements

>A failed life. There's still time to change, you know?
>I'm here to help.
>a hikikomori is a failure of a human being

Make yourself clear when posting. What are you trying to say?

ITT: some faglord is asshurt that he has to work for his money

>>11255655
U dont go out w/ ur bros and bang drunk chicks on the side

>>11255657
>When you're dead that will be the end,
deep

>>11255640
You choose to perpetuate it.

Do you think it's an "illness"? It's no disease.

where's the fucking janitor

>Many otaku are hikki and this is very much a part of otaku culture.
Only not at all.

>>11255664
Make light of it you're still a failure.

>>11255659
Normal-kun said that it's not good to participate in meaningless online dick-waving contests.

NEET-kun told him to fuck off for being a normalfag.

Normal-kun, recognizing that this was retarded behavior and that anybody who thinks that online dick-waving contests are a good idea is probably a sad sack, went to town. Everything after that is just idiocy.

>>11255672
hes at uni

Stop replying to this guy, he isn't even trying at this point.

>>11255657
Cut the bullshit and tell us exactly what you want.

>>11255681
It's summer.

>>11255668
Avoid it all you like - you won't find happiness.

>>11255688
I found happiness in your kom's pussy.

>>11255672
astroturfing and deploying damage control on /q/ after the leak last night

>>11255657
>God
ｌ o ｌ

>>11255692
Shit what happened?

I left the house yesterday for the first time since Christmas and I couldn't stop getting boners.

>>11255699
nice get

>>11255684
summer uni

>>11255683
Even a retard could tell that every post after his first was just trolling.

l0l @ dis pseudo intellect redditard

>>11255707
707 L0L

http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/disorder/liebowitz/

>>11255707
Epic banner xD

>>11255680
>NEET-kun told him to fuck off for being a normalfag.
Nice reading comprehension.

I called him a normalfag, because he's claiming that being a hikikomori is a meaningless and bad way of living.

>>11255524
>>11255529

>>11255719
It is. Being a hiki is a failure as a human being. Same as being gay.

>>11255715
http://www.homosupport.org/you

>>11255695
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11249115

>>11255719
No, I said dickwaving over who is more hikki is shit. This stupid shit is why we can't have the good old ronery threads, not that we need them. In any case get fucked, you are on the lowest rung of society.

>>11255421
Do you live alone? If yes then how do you get food and other necessities?

>>11255727
I'm gay, too.

lol
I bet you guys believe the purity meme too.

>>11255726
jesus christ this is why I don't fuck with warosu

>>11255719
It's not a very good way of living. It puts a burden on other people. Generally those other people are "filthy dumb working scum" but that's not the point.

>>11255715
You reminded me of this guy

http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f26/been-living-as-a-shut-in-since-1999-a-129423/

>>11255726
shit, I know one of those

>>11255723
>Sever not found

>>11255736
There is this weird girl I've met. She brings me food and porn for no reason. I think she wants the D.

>>11255741
The janitor who quit did an IAMA on sportschan but the link is on autoban here I believe.

>>11255715
I scored a 13 and a 41, for a grand total of 54 - You do not suffer from social anxiety.

Looks like I barely missed the autism bus.

>>11255753
Link shortener

>>11255715
http://www.ehow.com/how_8567898_stop-being-jealous-insecure.html

>>11255715
>liebowitz/
No, thank you!

>>11255753
Pastebin? I'd like to read that

>>11255762
I'm jealous of josh

>>11255723
>>11255762
Just take the test, dudes.

>>11255771
It says I'm not the father.

>>11255767
http://pastebin.com/dhs2TsL7

>>11255771
Take your pop psychology and shove it up your ass.

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>>11255781
Do you have any criticisms of the test itself?

>>11255771
fear 14
avoidance 22
36 - You do not suffer from social anxiety.

this is fucking bullshit

>>11255715

55 sounded really good... until I had to add the 35 to it.

>>11255786
It's pop psychology.

What is sportschan?

>>11255804
Pop psychology is just psychology that's popular. It doesn't indicate that its incorrect or that the test is worthless.

>>11255783
>jannies on skype
this is fucking disgusting

>>11255808
No, you're jus an idiot.

>>11255814
Just take the test, dude. Even if it doesn't reveal anything deep and insightful, by its construction it should be a decent meterstick by which to compare the impact of social anxiety across people.

>>11255715
>Your score:
>72(fear) + 72(avoidance) = 144
>You have very severe social anxiety.

>>11255784

>>11255818
Take a dick up your ass.

>>11255783
first and last time im going on /sp/

>>11255823
I don't have a dick on hand.

Well, I do have one, but shoving that one up my ass is logistically difficult.

>>11255818
No, it's pop psychology.

>>11255828
No, you're just an even bigger moron if you believe that.

>>11255826
Pop psychology is just psychology that's popular. It doesn't indicate that its incorrect or that the test is worthless.

So janis are in with tripfags? I knew mods were.

>>11255829
There are like a million fucking posts explaining what happened on /q/.

>46(fear) + 36(avoidance) = 82
>You have severe social phobia.

No I don't... I'm in a relationship and have a high paying job. I wouldn't be able to make it through a day if I had that.

>>11255831
fuck off janny

>>11255832
Maybe you're just a very brave person who is able to plow through his fear.

>>11255834
I've written near a hundred posts bashing the guy in /q/ and it really offends me that you refuse to go over and read them.

>sportschan
Tripfags have their own chan?

>>11255835
Maybe you are right... i'm the guy who got a 36 (>>11255790) and I have always given up on things very easily

So I just skimmed trough /q/ and apparently one of the regular posters there is either some janitor or a mod.

Is this the epic shitstorm everyone was going on about?

>>11255836
Janitors and mods are on full out damage control.

>>11255836
I have a static IP. I'm scared of big brother!

So if I would go outside I could be as cool as him?I dunno.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ

Fuck off with your /q/ueer tripfag drama bullshit.

>>11255842
A janitor resigned and/or was fired, and afterwards he leaked a screencap of /j/ which indicated that the /q/ regular MQr was a janitor.

>>11255843
They're not. Yesterday they were deleting and autosaging threads. Right now the discussion on /q/ is being allowed to continue.

>>11255848
>static IP
Why?
It's cheaper for ISPs to give you dynamic

>>11255856
I take my bans like a man.
I train myself in the ways of shitposting and come back tenfold stronger!

>>11255853
You're right, it seems like they've calmed down now

tali is from /sp/?

>>11255868
No, tali and Siz heard about it from somewhere and headed on over.

>>11255868
Tali is from the Migrant Fleet!

itt one(1) degenerate samefagging

>>11255762

http://www.ehow.com/how_8649814_black-text-4chan.html

Now you can discover how to do it!

>>11255894
http://www.ehow.com/how_8585677_do-green-text-4chan.html

>>11255831
Can I get a link? That board is an eyesore