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My stepsisters want me to go to the beach with them tomorrow.

Last time I saw them, they were way skinnier than me though. The only swimsuit I have is an outdated one piece and shitty looking. I haven't talked to them in a long time.

How do I successfully avoid them, /jp/?

NEET general thread

>> No.11233338

>>11233334
Just ignore them, that's what I do to my extended family. A true NEET would be so weird and awkward they wouldn't want to invite you in the first place.

>> No.11233344
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11233344

Are you a girl?

>> No.11233345
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11233345

go buy a new swimsuit today. it'll be fun. don't be a faggot.

>> No.11233347

will you go out with me

>> No.11233352

>>11233345
Would be awkward
I also don't have a car... and I live in the middle of the woods

>> No.11233353

>>11233338
Sometimes it doesn't hurt to go along with family. I went with my cousins last week to a hotel and it was lots of fun. I played lots of games with little girls and we ate pizza and watched movies and it was almost like I was a little girl. We hugged and held hands and tickled eachother and they fell asleep in my arms.

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>>11233353
your family must think you're disgusting

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>>11233352
cry about it

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11233370

>>11233352
Call the Driver

Just keep in mind you only have 5 minutes to pick one out

>> No.11233371

Wow, you NEETs need to take it easy. Click anywhere on the black box to find out~

>>>/a/>>>/b/
>>>/c/>>>/d/
>>>/e/>>>/a/
>>>/g/>>>/v/
>>>/h/>>>/n/

>> No.11233372

>>11233353
How little we talkin

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>> No.11233382

>>11233359
Maybe just a bit. The kids like me though.

>> No.11233384

>>11233372
One's seven and one's nine.

>> No.11233390

>>11233382
I know that feeling. When I need to go to family gathering I get a vibe of absolute disgust from the other adults in the room. Kids are usually always nice to me, though. I imagine as they grow up, they pick up on those vibes though.

>> No.11233399

>>11233353
>I went with my cousins last week to a hotel

Did you give them the D?

>> No.11233400

>>11233353
I wish I could be like this. Carefree and loved by children, able to enjoy oneself and have a good time doing whatever with kids.

Instead I come off as an autist in every situation and keep my expression blank and stand around quietly wishing I could go back to my room.

>> No.11233401

>>11233353
That sounds gay as fuck.

>> No.11233415

I spent a whole year working out lightly with some weights (not /fit/ style i dont have a gym) and early this summer I went to the pool with my sister, she liked my physique.

It doesn't take much to be decent, just do something every other day at least.

>> No.11233416

>>11233401
OH Man that FAG just got SHIT all over

>> No.11233430

>How do I successfully avoid them, /jp/?
Tell them you want to go to a nudist beach.

>> No.11233437

Just go. It'll be change of pace, if nothing else.

>>11233353

Huh. So all those posts were actually true and not some kind of copypasta?

>> No.11233455

>>11233437
Of course they were true. I wouldn't have typed them otherwise.

>> No.11233462

>>11233437
>>11233353
Normalfags please go.
It clearly says it's a NEET thread there.

>> No.11233487

>>11233462

NEET =/= hikikomori

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