/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Am I going to be put on a list now?

>>11232693
You were already on the list for browsing /jp/.

I tried following this stretching guide, now my muscles hurt
1/5 video, wud not do again

>>11232693
You're on this site so chances are you already are.

>>11232693
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKMbkHavHyU

>>11232689
Where is this image from?

Like I said, there's hundreds of thousands of these videos.

All of these things have comments from obvious dudes getting off like "nxt time show your feet lol" or something, and the girls just don't get it because they're too young. It's like they seriously don't realize the reason they have 20,000 views and all those weird comments is because it's just pedophiles.

Would you call guys call her a loli?

Pantsu.

Too 3D.

>>11232740
She's not loli at all.

>>11232738
WOMAN SPOTTED

>>11232740
美少女

>>11232766
If you could see what I look like right now....

>>11232785
You're dressed up as a girl aren't you?

>>11232740
>>11232762
She looks underage.

She's chubby.

>>11232738
You are socially retarded if you think these girls don't know exactly what they're doing when they put on short shorts and do stretches showing off their bodies on the internet.

They're whores.

>>11232795
I don't know if she's chubby or just developing.

>>11232795
You can tell from her face she's wearing make-up. She's an adult or a late teenager from that alone. Little girls don't wear make-up.

>>11232803
No, you're socially retarded. They literally don't know. These young teenage girls are so stupid that they don't know how guys look at them when they wear revealing clothes. They have no clue that even older guys will look at them in a sexually charged way because of it. Why? Because no one tells them that and there still stupid young teenagers.

I blame people constantly telling them their entire lives "the only people who would be sexually attracted to you are pedophiles, and pedophiles are rare creepy looking things that are all in prison, go ahead and show off your ass and legs and wear slut clothing, surely it won't cause guys to think twice about it with the exception of <stereotypical "pedophile" traits> guys, you're only 12 no one thinks of you that way!"

>>11232830
>Little girls don't wear make-up.
Did you forget this is 2013

>>11232838
Unsurprisingly enough you're both socially retarded. She knows what she's doing and it's totally fine. Girls know when they start getting extra attention and they're smart enough to know how to get it.

>>11232830
>late teenager
I see you don't see girls very much.

>>11232856
You can't blame them for pursuing the extra attention, in fact it's actually genius. They know they can use it to get what they want.

Man, I wish I was a girl.

>>11232856
She never did bend her tight butt down in front of the camera.. I was waiting for that!

>>11232864
Of course I don't blame them, this is normal social behaviour.

>>11232852
You don't get acne and facial blemishes until well into puberty. Why would you get make-up when there is nothing to cover up? The parents, anyway. Kids don't even have income to begin with. Is it like a training bra or something?

>>11232866
Just go to one of the related videos.

>>11232875
Kids go through puberty earlier.

>>11232875
Preteens put make-up all the time.
Also, she doesn't sound like an adult.

You are retarded.

>>11232889
NO I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL
I'M JUST GONNA END IT

You guys are crazy. She looks old as hell.

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>>11232875
I've always had a small amount of acne since I was about 11. (Im not a girl!)

>>11232889
Yes I believe this is logged an error

>>11232856
SOME are, the majority of (holy shit I just got banned for using the word very here) young girls you see walking around in slutty revealing clothing have no clue what they're doing when they do that. They don't even understand how guys view them when they dress like that.

12 years old walking around in hot-pants with words on their ass aren't doing it because they want guys to stare at their ass and think about fucking them, they have no clue guys are all doing that. They actually are just naive the vast majority of the time, and only doing it because it's "trendy", "fashionable", copying others, etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYH1MKHy5hQ

Better

>>11232899
Reminds me of the Paris Hilton episode of South Park.

>>11232899
>walking around in hot-pants with words on their ass
I miss highschool, I miss seeing girls in real life

>>11232899
Ugly girls don't get special attention, this is all social engineering at an early age. Funnily enough girls who notices that they don't receive attention will go out of their way to get more attention. I don't think I need to explain further. We live in a vain society but to lament it would be pointless.

>>11232911

>>11232911
If you wanted to see girls in real life, couldn't you just look out a window or something? Go to a grocery store on a week day? I'm sure they are numerous ways.

>>11232894
Are you sure that isn't just a birthmark?

>>11232937
Birthmarks dont have pus in them!

>>11232864

That feeling when you were average at the very best, even if you did this, people would laugh at you

>>11232959
Are you a girl?

>>11232968
Yeah..

With my ... Ninja Info Cards.

With my ... Ninja Info Cards.

With my ... Ninja Info Cards.

With my ... NinjaNinjaNinjaNinja

With my ... Ninja Info Cards.

"What the heck are those?" Ninja Info Cards.

With my ... NinjaNinjaNinjaNinja

(repeat)

>>11232968
btw I'm a(n ugly) girl

>>11232974
What's a vagina feel like?

>>11232983
I uhh... I guess put your hand in a really tight warm rubber glove

>>11232983
Like damp squishy flesh

>>11232988
This, although spongy is another modifier.

>>11232988
>>11232990
>>11232995
>>>/out/ normalfags

I imagine onaholes feel pretty similar, though.
I've never touched an onahole before.
That feeling when no cute otaku tsun onii chan
would fug if I had one

>>11232988

Can I tongue punch your queef-box?

>>11233001
Bottomfeeders != normalfags

>>11233001
Bottomfeeders != normalfags

>>11233007
>>11233009
>math
fuck off nerd at least I get my dick wet

>>11233014
I get my dick wet with ur lil' sis ;)

>>11233014
I did at one point, it was awful.

>>11233005
Can I touch your onahole

>>11233025
I don't have one sorry.

It'd be nice if I could just use the real thing.

>>11233037
Should buy one so I can fiercely fug you with it
Becoming a non virgin would suck

>>11233047
What do onaholes feel like on your dick?

>>11233064
I wouldn't know, as I don't have an onahole
(or a dick)

Owning an onahole or fleshlight is something only weird virgin guys do, a girl owning a dildo on the other hand means she is keeping herself sexually active and healthy.

>>11233071
I forgot. That's pretty mean if you would make me use an onahole then with the real thing right there.

>>11233082
Nice pasta, bouardee-san

>>11233082

Dildos are gross
They probably hurt a lot, too. I think the male anatomy would be a lot more soft than one. My mom has one.
I mean ... It's not like a guys stretching his dick out with an onahole.

Can women get surgical vaginal tightening?

>>11233083
It'd be mean to hurt me with a perfectly good onahole modeled after your wife

>>11233093
No, although there are surgery options for ugly labias; a girl wanting more tightness should do kegels and isometric leg lifts to strengthen her pelvic muscles.

>>11233093
You can get that naturally! Just ask my mother in law!

>>11233094
r-right there. *

>>11233094
Would 6.5 inches really hurt you?

Sorry I don't know much about female anatomy. I mean how do girls even masturbate? When girls cum do they shoot out stuff like guys?

this video is old and meh op fug u

>>11233107
Well yeah, if it's that thick.

Surely you've read doujins!

I want videos of asian girls stretching

>>11233105
I didn't realize "Nietzsche" can be an onomatopoeia for a spread pussy. Or is it just for onaholes?

Also no way I'm going to click OP's link with PRISM watching me.

>>11233107
They shoot frickin' laser beams.

>>11233112
>6.5" thick

You're killing me. That definitely wouldn't fit in a vagina!

>>11233117
I read that was the normal size though...
I don't know how my mom did it...

Also why would I ever want to have sex if it were that big, would hurt lots
Trust me! An onahole is the best solution!

>>11233122
Fine I guess it's another form of safe sex too.

I think I'd cum pretty fast if you jerked me off with one though,

holy HELL ive been shitposting so HARD and you NOOBS are eating it up LMAO

>>11233122
Fuck off with your coy act, it's not as cute as you think it is. That's why you haven't gotten the d yet even though you obviously want it. Honesty is best with these things.

>>11233117
>>11233122
This thickness is a circumference, not a diameter.

>>11233125
>shitposting AND typing LIKE this

Yeeeaa-No. We don't do this here.

>>11233124
not allowed!
I absolutely cannot allow it to happen too quickly!

>>11233128
We do shitpost here though.

>>11233128
thx for reply DUDE

I want to be a girl.

>>11233037
>>11233047
>>11233064
>>11233094
>>11233107
>>11233122
>>11233130
>>11233083
I hate to be a voyeur, but this is too hot.

>>11233136
No you don't

>>11233126
I don't want the d though, that would hurt too much.

>>11233139
I do. I want to wear cute dresses and have fun with make-up. I already wear make-up everyday and I am becoming proficient at applying it and improving my appearance

>>11233126
(check picture for source)

Are there any videos of younger girls who look less American?

>>11233161
I sincerely hope you'll pasd and live your dreams.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHYlWYAF2C0

I was reminded to check this video after it was posted on /jp/ a while back. A couple of people left lew comments, but for some reason she doesn't care about those. She seems really, really excited by the increase in views.

>>11233175
Why would you want to look at uglier girls?

>>11233187
This is great, thanks.

>>11233195
The original thread was >>10860614

There are some cute videos of cute little girls in skirts.

>>11233196
Thank you so much, I love little girls in skirts!

>>11233189
USA!! USA!! USA!!

>>11233187
Her comments are really cute.

>>11233203
There is a rabbit thread elsewhere.

Anyone have a source on OP's picture? Reverse image search doesn't help me.

>>11233249
Some manga by 新堂エル aka da hootch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur4C9EUoppo

Step it up, nerds.

>>11233286
Too slutty.

>>11233286
Who the hell taught her that oh my god.

That's actually an extremely hard thing to do, go ahead and try moving your ass like it's disconnected from your body, you can't it actually takes talent.

>>11233286
I want to put it in.

>>11233304
Oh god as soon as I made that post I imagined her sitting on top of me in a cowgirl position moving her hips like that. I bet it'd feel great. Imagine feeling up to her small breasts and feeling the slight stickiness of sweat on her skin as your hands made contact with her nipples, and how she'd tense up when you played with them.

Too bad she's really old now. She has a really nice tummy in that video too.

>>11233295
That isn't actually slutty at all really. It's a cultural dance. This is coming from the person who mas talking down on stupid teenage girls dressing slutty earlier too.

That's something that should be looked at as a beautiful thing rather than a sexually arousing thing you sick bastards.

>>11233322
It's a cultural dance designed to show off the female's ass and promote fertility. The distinction between sexually arousing and beautiful is artificial.

>>11233322
You just copied this comment straight up from youtube, didn't you?