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Peace towards yukkuris!

I want a yukkuri Reimu ;_;

I can't take it easy without one.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T3AXMU0U

Here's the Translated folder from the yukkuri collection. Two or three of the images in there are things that can be edited pretty quickly so I left them there (like just "Easy" or "Yu" edits). The rest are sorted by author and such. The recent edits are in there, but have yet to be sorted.

Enjoy and sleep it easy!!!

Picture night blind related.

>>1122933
dawwwwwwwwwwww

Would you?

>>1123147
I would.

>>1122940
cool brah

>>1123147
I'd hit it.

>>1123147
RAPE IT EASY!

>>1123155

With a hammer?

This bubble wrap is fun to pop.

>>1123485

I find it amusing that the same artist draws stuff like that and really cute stuff, too.

>>1123485
lol

>>1123500
what exactly is he doing to the alice?

>>1123518
Burning it's yukkuri rape-organs on a giant skillet.

>>1123518

It reminds me of those grills they have in Japanese restaurants.

i thought this was pretty funny. even remirya cannot escape the yukkuri fate

>>1123530
>yukkuri rape-organs

I am intrigued. Is there any more on this?

This one confused me a bit.

You know, we probably wouldn't go through so many yukkuri threads if they weren't so full of reposts.

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>>1123542
Yukkuri Alices, in a typically ridiculous parody of their human counterpart, are obsessed with yukkurisas in the same way as a creepy stalker is. On finding one, they'll immediately rape it thinking that it wants crazy yukkuri sex anyway("Oh Marisa, you're so tsundere!").

Then it eats any baby that isn't an Alice.

Yes, something to take my boner down, thanks /jp/

>>1123600
Nipaaaa!!

>>1123600
What the fuck.

How exactly did that end I'm confused.

>>1123612

Is this from some fanart? I don't think I've seen anything like that.

>>1123649
She murders the family by setting a hungry yukkuri on the children and drowns the mother in an aquarium. Then she gets another family, planning to do it again.

This is horrifying. Yuka is mentally unstable, sure, but come on.

>>1123651
The pictures I was referring to are already posted in the other thread. A Marisa in a glass terrarium that's covered in obscenely moaning Alices calling out for her, and a picture of an Alice and a Marisa going at it("Ooh, obscene, obscene.")

>>1123663
>Yuka is mentally awesome

>>1123690
What? I've seen those pics, there's nothing about rape. More like alice fails and they kill her.

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>>1123716
>sweet smile

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

>>1123690
Almost forgot, there were a few summaries from summary anon where a tribe of Alices raped an entire village to death, and another with an Alice repeatedly raping a Marisa.

>>1123690

I hate these things in a way that's hard to describe.

>>1123792
Heretic.

>>1123792
only if you hate them enough to want to torture them

In response to the question about switching accessories in the previous thread, I recall a fanfic in which the Bullying Onii-sans went to a Yukkurismriver concert and started switching around the accessories of the three sisters. They eventually started playing each other's melodies, and were faced with major identity problems (Is Lyripo Merusa? Is Lunaca Lyrisa?). The result was, of course, a mental breakdown.

The same happens if you conjoin a two or more yukkuris (make a large wound on their respective cheeks and stick them together with flour and water). They develop a hive mind due to sharing their bean paste, leading to questions such as "Mister, is Alimu Reice?" and shared senses (pain, refreshment etc.).

Can any Chinese speaker please translate this? I think it's a continuation or an alternate scene from the one where Yuyuko raises the Marissa yukkuri to eat its babies.

Page 1 of 2

>>1124276
Wasn't this translated a week ago? It also goes on into another three or so pages, where the mother yukkuri eventually goes catatonic.

page 2 of 2

if there's a translation or more, please post it. It's not on Danbooru.

>>1124276
>>1124281

Shit, sorry didn't see they were posted in this thread earlier.

Oh well, will delete pics

bump for more

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4047065

yukkuri talking dirty

not sure if want..

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4274845

fast kimeemaru is fast

I want one. ;_;

>>1122940

Holy shit, 66 Megs of Yukkuri?!

I'll be taking it easy for a while.

I want to hug kimeemaru

but at the same time I want yukkureimu and yukkurisa to experience traumatic mental damage

I guess appearance does count

>>1124852
Those go together, you can just hug the kimeemaru while it bullies the other two. Tell it to vibrate its head for extra mental damage.

New Yukkuri content. Pages 1 and 2 are translated. Keep track of that Yukkuri thread at pooshlmer to keep up.

>>1124940

Another Yukkuri Manga Volume has been translated. Regards to the translator at pooshlmer for all of the yukkuri stuff he decided to translate. Anyone who wants to edit this post that you want to do it so we don't get 3 different edits.

>>1118552
===
Right Side:
Upper-right, big text: Yukkuri Manga
オリンプック開催記念 拡大版 (I think this says "Expanded edition in honor of the Olympic Games")
Vol. (9)
Destroy the United States! (Yes, they actually did write this. Competitive, aren't they?)
~M10.5
______
(Lower half, with illustrations)
Upper right: Judo and Wrestling
Upper left: Boxing and Tae Kwon Do (sfx: squeeze squeeze)
Bottom right: Weight Lifting
Bottom left: Running High Jump

Left Side
____
Yukkureimu: It's really wobbling!
____
(yu yu yu yu yu yu)
____
Yukkureimu: I feel really refreshed now!
Yukkureimu: Miss! Keep doing that, okay?
____
Tenshi: Alright! Tenshi'll keep doing her best!
Reimu: CUT IT OUT, YOU RETARD!

Couldn't you just seperate the two and inject with them sugar water?

Can someone translate the SFX in only the first 2 panels? The rest is already translated.

Some new junk.

Oyashiro easy!!

What is Yukkureimu wearing?

More Mr. Saturn comics.

A yukkuri comic? Not just any comic. This one has a Tenshi yukkuri! Hope this one gets a translation.

Classic yukkuri pose.

Cool art style.

Look carefully at this one. You'll shit a small stone, maybe.

Uuu! Uuu!

>>1125128

bikkuri shiteit ne?

Clever

And that's it.

>>1125097
-...Is that really okay, yukkuri? There are many other sorts of cute underwear...
-But if you like that, I guess it's okay...

(I guess it's some kind of chastity belt.)

>>1125104
(Aya SFX: snap)
1) -Haaaalt!!!
2) -Put that
-yukkuri down...
3) And bully me!!!
(Yukkuri Tenko, sfx: haa haa)
4) BULLY MEEEEEE!!!
(all the sfx are "ufufu", except the vertical one above Tenko's head which is "stroke stroke")

>>1125119
3) "Sunlight"
4) Take it easy!

>>1125222
So I guess the Anon from 2 threads ago was right when he said you could mess with Tenshi yukkuris by not bullying them.

I don't quite understand what's going on in this comic strip. She found her yukkuri, why is she poking it?

>>1125149
I don't get it. Where'd they end up?

>>1125404
its not hers, they're different species, and because apparently for this artist Sanae has yandere tendencies and proceeds to shove the yukkuris into the nearby pool of water.

>>1125414
flying "headfirst" into a lamppost.

>>1125128
Anyone who gets the japanese part of this joke can kill himself.

I'll lend you my pistol when I'm done.

>>1125485
Save a bullet for me! I just fucking got the joke!

>>1125222
Edited this after watching Canada's humiliating loss to Cuba. AHHHHHH

>>1125505
save a bullet for me too

>>1125222
Here's the edit for the first translation. I'm not sure if I'd be able to do the second one.

>>1125553
Staying true to the spirit of Touhou.

>>1125222 I guess it's some kind of chastity belt.

...

>>1125613
Looks like a Tengu nose to me.

>>1125608

I wish I could hate you dead.

>>1125626
Take it easy!

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4274845

>>1125628

GODDAMMIT

>>1125613
On second thought, that may be the remaining part of the belt. If it's supposed to be a penis, the perspective is quite off, it looks like it's sprouting from its right cheek straight forward. And I doubt yukkuris have anything like a penis.

>>1125222
Fuck it, I tried. Sorry about the dashes, but the spacing issue was a bitch.

>>1125661
Wait, Tenko or Tenshi?

Tenko

I KNOW the correct pronunciation is Tenshi, but it's spelled Tenko in hiragana in that strip

This one makes me HNRRRRRRGH whenever I see it now.

>>1125149
>>1125128
This artist is pretty good at drawing. Here's some more yukkuri-related stuff of his.

>>1125758

>>1125762

>>1124990
Old thread vanished, so here's the comic that needs to be edited. Done posting for now to have lunch, so maybe someone will pick it up.

>>1124217
Oh man, if this is Summary Anon could you post longer summaries about the two? They sound pretty interesting.

>>1125931
For the first one, the Gyakutai Onii-sans go to the concert and start continuously shuffling the Yukkurismrivers's hats. They start complaining, but the Onii-sans point out that the audience wants to listen to their song. Eventually, their tones and melodies fall into chaos. Merupo trying to sing Lunasa's bass with a trumpet-like voice, Lyrica playing Merupo's solo with her instruments, and the audience is quite displeased. They then ask the Yukkurismrivers who they are.
-Who are you?
-Yu...I'm Ly, Lyrica!
-But you're wearing Lunasa's hat and playing Merupo's part.
-Y U U U U U ! ! ?
They keep asking without giving them time to think. The harmony is destroyed, and the audience is jeering.
-So, who are you, wearing Merupo's hat and singing like Lyrica?
-Yu!! Ly, Ly, ri...Lyripo? Merusa! U U U U U U ! ! !
-Lylylylylylyrica...isn't Lyrica? But? LYRICA IS SUPPOSED TO BE LYRICA!!!
-Mememememememmmmmlunyasasasasalyricakkkkkpopopo!
In the end, they are unable to get it, and suffer a complete identity breakdown.

>>1126057
On a side note, I tend to think of the Onii-sans as a version of the Blues Brothers, only with bullying instead of blues.

And the second one is part of quite a large story which I will post a summary of tomorrow.

Has there been any new content from that one Anon who writes new stuff that's nice and lengthy? Pic related.

So, any idea if this artist is not a jap? His multi-panel comics are usually shown left to right.

>>1125931
what the hell is going on in this one?

>>1123668
>>1123699
>>1123716

Is there more of this series? It looks like it continues...

>>1126762
Marisa and Alice trade yukkuris. Happiness is had.

>>1126782
Yes. There is. It's the alternate ending to the Yuyuko and Yukkurisa story. The full translation is on /rs/

I think you posted the wrong OP image

>>1126830

Cool, thanks!

>>1127145

Bump

>>1129140
I still think yukkuris keep saying "yu, yu" shortly after death.
You know, a post-mortem process, like the rigor mortis and that...

OP here, I got banned from a board for "proxy", maybe the Tor node I was running, so ironically I access the board through a proxy now.

I'll see if I can call the ISP and have a new IP given.

>>1129155
No, it's still alive. The Yu! Yu!s are ment to show that. See? It's still crying.

>>1128841
I think the first panel should say "It's really shaking!" since that's what most English-speakers call an earthquake vibration.

The bottom TV says
"Area magnitudes
- Hakurei Shrine
M 10.5"

The M in the title and bottom refer to Richter Scale Magnitude.

>>1129239
I thought it was Mercalli...

>>1129257
I'd hope it is. A 10.5 on the Mercali would be bad, but a 10.5 Richter...

>>1129239
Hmmm, wouldn't a 10.5 earthquake completely level Gensokyo?

>>1129282
>>1129275
Perhaps, but Tenshi or Suwako would stop it.

>>1129257
It seems, according to wiki, that Japan has its own scale that goes from 0-7, but it's unlikely to be that. The Mercalli scale page doesn't say what its units are prefixed by, and the Richter and Moment Magnitude scales say its units are prefixed by M, so I think it's one of those.

>>1129282
>>1129140
Nice edits.

Here's another short series from the Chinese artist. He's parodying that Tennkoma short, and he does it quite well.

>>1129490

>>1129490
>Yukkurisa
The ingredient for AWESOME is there. Let the guro begin!

>>1129498
I keep getting that damn stall in sending and sometimes I don't even load /jp/. Anyone else having this problem?

End. Chinese Anons might wanna take a look at this if they're interested in translating it.

>>1127278
Why did someone cut off part of this image?

>>1129420

OH GOD I WANT ONE SO BADLY ;_;

Could someone translate this? I'm gonna go edit something else that's been translated and I'll post it in a few minutes.

>>1129534
Mizumanjuu = water manjuu, I think.

>>1129530
Man, what are you quoting?

1: "This is the result of pretending to be a mizumanju!!" *blurb* *blurp*
2: "I'm sinking!!! Save me quickly!!" *blup* *blop*
3: *glop*

>>1129545

Sorry, I'm using a text-mode browser to post while checking images after download. Sometimes I mistype the post I'm quoting.

>>1129557
Wow, why would you do that to yourself?

>>1129543

Uh.... did you edit the comic's ending? Thought we wouldn't notice?

I KNEW THESE THINGS WOULD TRANSLATE INTO SOMETHING AWESOME.

Thanks to the pooshlmer translator.

In other words, yaranaika?

>>1129563
What? When I got it (in one of the first yukkuri threads) it was like that. I merely edited the text.

>>1129563
Whoa, I didn't even notice. Good eye.

In other news, anybody want to translate this one?

It's harder to find non-yukkureimu and non-yukkurisa stuff than I thought. Here's something that hasn't been posted yet.

Quick translation request?

Also, can Cirnoffs be hunted? Since they have the same freeze ability as Cirno, they should be frightening to other yukkuris even if they're taking it easy too much.

Sakuya does not pad. They are merely warming themselves against her chest.

This art was before the now deranged look of Aya's yukkuri. Still cool, though.

>>1129605
Of course they can be hunted. They have cooling properties, but this doesn't mean you will lose your fingers if you touch one. No, I think they must be as cold as the water you wash your hands with.

Too bad there's not a lot of yukkuri stuff on non-Remirya SDM folks.

>>1129630
? Weird, I posted and then I hit that stall where you get a blank page. I didn't delete anything...

Well, I can't find that picture right now so here's a Nitori.

>>1129633
But apparently they can freeze yukkuris solid when placed beside them for a bit of time, so they're at least at freezing temperature.

What do the apostrophe-like things do to the Yu?

>>1129666
Overnight, and with four of them in an enclosed space

>>1129677
They slur it ("take it easy" becomes "tage id eajy", for example), but there's no actual equivalent to that. Just put "yu"

>>1129678
Does that make them hand-washing temperature? That's something I seriously doubt.

And it looks like I really do have like 5 Cirnoff images. Here's another Remirya one.

>>1129677
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakuten
It ssems that yukkuris have them in every hiragana/katakana characters they're speaking of to indicate speech slurriness or impairment.

>>1129685
It might be dangerous if you did that yourself. If you slept with four or five Cirnovs in you room, you would find yourself in Siberia when you wake up (that is IF you wake up)

>>1129677
Well, that was certainly a challenge.

>>1122940
About this collection. When I woke up, I realized that I forgot to mention why some shit might be missing or why folders are empty. It's simply because they're part of a series or collection that's note complete yet. Until the other stuff gets translated, I keep it in a folder that holds things that could get translated.

Example of this: baseball Marisa. This page is translated.

>>1129723
But pages 01 (I could probably edit this now, hardy-har-har).

>>1129729
And 02 (I don't know the SFX for the bat) aren't translated. Although, I did start collecting this stuff into folders when I had no clue what "Yu" was.

So I guess while I'm here I'll ask what's the SFX for the bat.

>>1129738
BONK!

the yukkuri winter house story anonymous translated on pooshlmer was magnificent

http://www.pooshlmer.com/wakaba/res/196546.html#i211583

>>1129749
Are you serious, or just making a TF2 joke?

>>1129768
holy fuck thats awesome

>>1129804
TF2 joke. Unfunny, I know...

>>1129768
Indeed

>>1129768
We need more stories completely translated like that.

>>1129855

D'awww, these things are so cute. Look at em! They're so round and basketball-sized ^_^

>>1129677

The two apostrophe things are supposed to add voicing to unvoiced consonants so that

ha + '' = ba
ka + '' = ga
ta + '' = da

"Yu", however, is not supposed to have voicing added in proper Japanese, so it's not a 'real' sound. Just imagine "Yu!!!!" with a more gutteral sound.

Is the thread already autosage yet?

>>1129947

Perhaps it's the sound that they make as they move around. You know, kinda like a how a fat guy tends to grunt when they get up from sitting. (in b/4 I bet you know all about that)

As they bounce around, they probably hit a bit of air inside them and it shoots out their mouths, which makes the "Yu!!!" sound. Of course, as they regain their natural posture... whatever it may be, the air slowly returns to the body, like an accordion.

The yukkuris may have found a way to control movements to differ the sound their "Yu!!!"'s come out as depending on defending against predators (good luck), communicating with other yukkuri, or for any other situation.

This could also define how speech is learned in koyukkuris. They may only start of as knowing "Yu!", "Take it easy!!!", and, in the case of some Marisa-types, "Drop dead easy!!!" They learn speech through the older ones in the group through imitation and repetition. If this is correct, then it could mean that most yukkuri don't even understand what they're saying until adulthood.

Holy shit, I'm over-fucking-analyzing again....

>>1129738
So really, what SFX is the bat making?

Summary Anon is apparently going to post the summary on a story about fusing two yukkuris together, so can't wait for that.

>>1130918

Interesting. I wonder what he'll fuse in the story.

Two dominant types? Two passives? Passive/Dominant? Cirnoff/Meiling? (Wants to guard but can't because it's FEELING THE EFFECTS OF TAKING IT TOO EASY!!!)

I'm evil, but it's for science, dammit! That's cause enough!

>>1130963
Cirnoff/Mokotan fusion WANT.

>>1130973
You want a puddle of bean paste?

Even the yukkuri rots in trouble!

Would you play this?

>>1131058
you might already be able to. I found a couple of onscripter scripts on thewaterducts, but I haven't bothered to check if they work.

>>1131058
Yes, and afterwards I'll play Yuyukkuri's dream land.

>>1131058
>Ran: Yu yu yu yu yu yu yuyu yu yuyuyu yu yuyu
Where do I sign to play that?

>>1130884
Actually, they're born with all the grammatical, vocabulary and syntax knowledge they have for the rest of their lives. The only thing that improves is their pronunciation (making only one mistake per word). They sometimes learn a few words, but that's the exception. I suppose it's something like the way all Servants speak Japanese.

>>1130918
"Supa~~n". I guess it's the sound of a collision resulting in a splattered mess.

I'll post it in a while, I just need to know it I should post it on this thread or the next. Also, the fusing is only in the first of three parts, the other two are irrelevant.

>>1130963
It's more large-scale than that.

>>1131105
I'd suggest the next thread. This one is pretty close to auto-saging.

>>1131105
Any english equivelant to Supa~~n? I can't think of something that'd sound like it's slamming into something while squishing it.

>>1131088
Some artist is drawing this. Maybe it'll be real one day...maybe...

>>1129738
Isn't there a second SFX in the panel on the top left? What's that mean?

>>1131184
That's a sinking SFX, if I'm not mistaken. The bat sinking into its face.

>>1131162
KA-SPLORT, or something?

>>1131247
Thanks to all of the translators.

This looks familiar.

I was going to post new shit from 2chan, but I guess I'll save that for the next thread. Anyone notice how they like to put dung on a lot of their edits of images?

>>1129738
Marisa is fucking awesome.

Suddenly, the an awesome idea was posted on /jp/

SOMEONE MAKE A YUKKURI STRESS BALL

Yukkureimu's athletic prowess is just wishful thinking.

Well, that's the image limit, anyone wanna make a new thread and link it here?

>>1130918

Translation: "Ooh, scary scary"

Some translations

>>1131058
Upper left: Ran July 15th
Lower: Ran "Yuyuyu, Yuuuuyu Yu! Yu'yu. Yuuuyu Yuyuyuyuuuuyuyu... Yu? Yuyuyuyu! yuyu"

>>1131165
Upper left: Cirno June 28th
Lower: It's laughing from the top shelf of the fridge.
Maybe it thinks my arms can't reach it up there.