/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I like this image macro. I can't believe I haven't seen it before.

>>11225588
How new are you?

"Yukkuri".

>>11225585

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>>11225608

Why wouldn't she wash her panties? One would think those would be the dirtiest of clothes and take priority

The best posters are the cuteposters. You know, those that take care to make their posts sound cute! With a cute picture attached, preferably!

>>11225614
"WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

>>11225615
Are you having dirty thoughts about Chiruno's panties?

*cuteposts*

it feels liek im really on /ota/

I really like to take it easy. I wish Janny-kun can take it easy as well.

It's hard to do when Anons and Jannie bully you.

>>11225652
if janny coudlt ake it easy he would not applied to become janny

janny by their very nature cannt take it easy

>>11225656
I wish there is a way for us to help The Janny...

>>11225655
Cheer up. Here's a cute pic.

>>11225660
Oh my god I think I'm in love with you.

Now that's a cutepost.

>>11225660
>>11225661
That is quite ironic.

terrible thrread

>>11225656
Same with cops.

Almost every single person who thinks "I want to be a cop", should definitely NOT be a cop. The very aspect of the job attracts the kind of people not suited for it, psychopaths, people with control issues, very unstable people, irrational people, etc and those kind of people all can and do get through academy and actually become cops.

>>11225675
Terrible post.

>>11225678
this is why we have batmen who prowl the streets at night

.................

>>11225678
Yeah man, ACAB. How dare those fucking pigs keep the order in my neighbourhood? I wish they would all die so that I could be free to get raped by a nigger.

>>11225685

>>11225688
>ACAB

oi i right had 2 google at u cunt, asked me mum 1st n she idn't know ither, fuking chav slang n wut not

>>11225661
Thank you.

>>11225698
After losing the argument, the tripfriend resorts to sarcasm.

>>11225698

>>11225698
You keep doing this and you're really bad at it. Not funny bad or ironic bad, you genuinely don't understand what particular words mean. Maybe that's the gag, but it's unfunny.

Leave it to the britbongs. There are better gimmicks that suit your persona.

>>11225692
Who is that white man?

>>11225703
What argument?

The very first reply you gave was (sarcastic) satire mocking me if I might mention.

>>11225675

/jp/ is going to be deleted even faster now because of threads like this

>>11225711
How can one not mock someone who thinks that all cops are psychopaths. I wish you could be shipped to Somalia to enjoy your police-free environment.

>>11225710
He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

>>11225713
Good.

>>11225708
Now that's simply not true, I hear british people talk all the time and they really do speak like that.

>>11225719

>How can one not mock someone who thinks that all cops are psychopaths.

Putting words in my mouth general?

>sage
sage
captcha:sage

>>11225719

All cops generally have a need for control.

They're are kinda like agent smiths underlings in the matrix

>>11225732
You wrote it yourself. Are you being stupid on purpose?

>>11225743
>lmost every single person who thinks "I want to be a cop", should definitely NOT be a cop. The very aspect of the job attracts the kind of people not suited for it, psychopaths.....

>All cops are psychopaths

>>11225732
>I hear british people talk all the time and they really do speak like that.

In that manner, yes, but not quite like that.

What was that thing you posted twice earlier, or yesterday? You reposted it because you obviously spent some time on it and then the thread was deleted.

You completely misused a word, and it upset me dearly.

>>11225746
>Almost every single person who thinks "I want to be a cop", should definitely NOT be a cop.

So, who should become a cop? Someone who doesn't actually want to become a cop? Would that be any better?

>>11225763
Obviously we should hire criminals to be cops, because they're the complete opposite. They're also clever about crime and quick in their feet, so they'd make the best police officers.

>>11225763

The remainder of people that want to become cops after the word "almost" is accounted for.

Stricter and better regulations on who can become a cop would at the very least help this issue. In real life it probably wouldn't work most of the time though. I mean if you ask a cop in training "Would you protect another cop that committed a crime due to not wanting to cross the blue-line", of course he's going to say no even if he would.

>Someone who doesn't actually want to become a cop? Would that be any better?

Yes.

>>11225782
How would you go on about that? Forcing people that don't want to be policemen in the police forces? That sounds great! I bet they would be very passionate about their job.

>>11225574
I would funpost more but since the router was moved downstairs I have to actually walk to evade my bans

What happened to these 2hus? Has anyone seen them?

>>11225782

Do you use a trip so that your idiocy can easily be assigned to a name?

>>11225799
Why did I trust that daycare center..
now my sweet Touhou will be gone forever..

>>11225799
They were 2hunaped ;___;

>>11225788
>I bet they would be very passionate about their job.

Exactly the point. We'd have a lot less uptight headstrong people with control-issues running around abusing or irrationally using power. Think for a second about a mentally handicapped child who listens to authority unquestioningly, and cannot independently think or rationally asses individual cases, but rather assesses everything in life based off a "rulebook". Now give him a gun and the ability to ruin lives. That's the average cop.

>>11225795
For some reason my new modem doesn't automatically reconnect when I change my router's MAC address. My old one used to and I never even had to get up.


>>11225801
Sure whynot.

>>11225782
When are you going back to /pol/?

>>11225822
You don't need to post an image with every post.

>>11225822
Oh God why are you so retarded? Why do people like you exist?

>>11225830
I do.

>>11225831
"Hurr ur so stupid ur so retarded why do you even exist"

Is this all you're capable of saying in response to my posts? It's like talking with a parrot.

>>11225822
Don't you have a “restart connection” option in your routers interface?

>>11225831
This is an example of the "hurr durr I'm retard pay attention to me" poster. They think acting retard is considered trolling.

>>11225863
These are my genuine opinions. No ulterior motives whatsoever.

>>11225853
Do you honestly think that someone who doesn't care about his job would actually perform it? Do you think he would give a damn if he saw you being robbed or murdered by the organized crime?

do androids dream of electric sheep

>>11225884
Do you think a real cop who wanted to be a cop would?

The idea of forcing people to do a job is a ridicolous one. But in the hypothetical world were people are forced into doing jobs they didn't pick, I'm sure they have ways of forcing them to actually do the job if they refuse.

I love this thought that cops now give a shit. If actual organized crime groups (not inner city apes that all wear the same color) want to kill you a cop sure isn't going to be able to stop it unless you live in their police station, or go into protective custody which doesn't have much to do with cops.

Now think about being robbed, in almost all cases the cops are going to get there after the fact, if they don't leave any evidence, case closed, they don't actually give a shit. This isn't the movies where if you get robbed they have individual detectives to go out on a case just for you.

If you're murdered what do cops matter? You're dead!

>>11225909
I hated the replicant slut in that novel, she was so mean.

Don't repeat it, but I strongly believe I'm one of the strongest master of funposting of /jp/. Nobody funpost better than me. I'm very funny and always antagonizing in a subtle way. I can imply fourth ways you're stupid in a single sentence.

There's maybe one or two namefag who are better than me at funposting, but only because they are more persistent than me.

>>11225927
Intelligence is deprecated.

Modern funposting is defined by sheer quantity.

All I wanted was to look at cute pics. I didn't think /jp/ had these pseudo-intellectuals with superiority-complexes.

>>11225925
Yeah man why bother to investigate a murder? Fuck it actually, let's let all the criminals roam free on the streets! That sounds so fun!

>>11225944
>>11225946
I'm done and going to watch haruhi 2 anyway.

Don't worry pretend I didn't completely ruin your thread.

>>11225944
/jp/ doesn't. It's just a crossboarder.

>>11225958
Get a blog or something or better yet kill yourself.

>>11225944
Posthuman is a prick, a namefag, and a moron, but he's actually right when he says that the average cop is a shame for all humanity. A cop is a machine that is brainwashed for one, and one purpose: terrorize people. Or not, actually. Some cops are corrupt, which is actually better in most situation.

Real cops don't care about the truth, helping people or protecting them. Such thing is for gay leftist faggot. Real cops only care about obeying orders.

I'm not joking, I'm speaking from experience, and I'm not even funposting too much.

>>11225958
Posthuman? More like subhuman

>>11225965
Why are you always running from your problems?

>>11225996

Natural selection won't matter soon, not anywhere as much as concious selection. We will civilize and alter ourselves to suit our ideas of what we can be. Within one more human lifespan, we will have changed ourselves unrecognizably. -- Greg Bear

>>11225971
who is posthuman

>>11226053

"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to create him." -Arthur C. Clarke

Why am I using a public trip? lol

>>11226094

The existence of god implies a violation of causality.

All of this trash shitposting in my /jp/ is gradually giving me genocidal tendencies.
Please save me some time and kill yourselves out of /jp/, thanks.

>>11226140

panic: kernel trap (ignored)

>>11225733
You don't even have sage in your tripcode, faggot.

>>11226152
Fucked it up, tehe

>>11226140
edgy

>>11226152
>>11226158


"Our journey toward the stars has progressed swiftly. In 1926 Robert H. Goddard launched the first liquid-propelled rocket, achieving an altitude of 41 feet. In 1962 John Glenn orbited the earth. In 1969, only 66 years after Orville Wright flew two feet off the ground for 12 seconds, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and I rocketed to the moon in Apollo 11." -- Michael Collins Former astronaut and past Director of the National Air and Space Museum

>>11226152
>>11226158

"Our journey toward the stars has progressed swiftly. In 1926 Robert H. Goddard launched the first liquid-propelled rocket, achieving an altitude of 41 feet. In 1962 John Glenn orbited the earth. In 1969, only 66 years after Orville Wright flew two feet off the ground for 12 seconds, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and I rocketed to the moon in Apollo 11." -- Michael Collins Former astronaut and past Director of the National Air and Space Museum

>>11226169
>In 1969, only 66 years after Orville Wright flew two feet off the ground for 12 seconds, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and I rocketed to the moon in Apollo 11
>implying that ever happened

>>11226175

"The question is rather: if we ever succeed in making a mind 'of nuts and bolts', how will we know we have succeeded? -- Fergal Toomey "It will tell us." -- Barry Kort

>>11226175
You can see the landing site with a powerful enough telescope. I mean we're already going to send people to mars in 2023.

>>11226186
Who cares about that shit, I just want my Oculus rift VNs.

>>11226186

"Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance." -- Cal Keegan

Walk into Subway
"Hello there, what would you like?"
"What would you recommend?"

orz

>>11226211

"Remember, extremism in the nondefense of moderation is not a virtue." -- Peter Neumann, about usenet

>>11226218
How does that apply to my story?

Feel free to reply with another quote if that's your gimmick, but still answer my question.

Funposting sends me into a borderline mania of good feelings.

I often end up giggling and rubbing myself all over as I reread my geniusposts, with each funresponse I receive amplifying the positive waves, sending me to greater heights of frenzy.

Then the janitor deletes the thread and I am left feeling empty and sad.

>>11226211
Whatever you get, always get the hot sauce.

>>11226236
Reponse!

>>11226236
lets pat each others heads

>>11226246
ナデナデ

>>11226236
I generally don't support rule-breaking posts of any kind, but this is sad.

How can the janitor live with himself?

>>11226237
You don't understand. I can't go into Subway ever again.