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sage Wed Jul 24 13:43:19 2013 No.11221539 [DELETED]

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>Be briton
>Go to the local shopping center with gf so she can buy lingery for le sexy tiem
>don't feel like going to the knickers store with her
>buy a can of beer and walk around looking at the different stores
>see boks and stuff
>enter, roam a bit and find the manga section
>some guy is reading Flowers of Evil volume 2
>see him take a peek at me and because I kind of approve the mango I smirk at him like we are mates
>leave my beer on the ground and pick Claymore volume 1 to check it out
>some girl comes
>7/10, nerdy and tomboyish. she is a bit muddy so I instantly recognized she is cross-breed
>she picks some homo vampire crap
>I try to not pay her attention
>After a minute she giggles
>loose my shit
>take my beer
>go to her
>lean towards her
>say "Oi, cunt, that's complete rubbish, mate. It's shite! Fock off, fujoshit!"
>stare her right in the eyes while taking a sip of me beer
>slowly turn 360 radians afterwards and start walking away before she breaks into tears
>I am outside the store but still hear her sobbing and some voices (prolly staff)
>gf has just finished with her knickers business
>mfw I banged her hard when we got home
>mfw I didn't even pay for Claymore volume 1
>mfw I owned that bitch at the book store

Have you ever pwnd someone the /jp/ style? Tell your stories here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:44:05 2013 No.11221543 I think you have your English and Australian stereotypes confused.

>>	sage Wed Jul 24 13:46:04 2013 No.11221548 File: 22 KB, 358x294, 1362913506615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11221543 u murican? fock off if u dont have epic ownage sotries to share fagit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:46:19 2013 No.11221546 Too green; didn't read.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:46:19 2013 No.11221549 Shite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:49:04 2013 No.11221559 >>11221539 you fucking told that slag right mate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:49:04 2013 No.11221560 >>11221539 Post the "do you even lift" one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:52:49 2013 No.11221567 This is Janny approved thread!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:53:04 2013 No.11221571 File: 36 KB, 212x226, 1359071451414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11221560

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:55:19 2013 No.11221578 >>11221571 I wanted the bald dude one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:55:19 2013 No.11221579 oH, OH i KNOW THAT KANJI!! It says "Is it morning already?" FUCK YEAH I CAN READ NOHONGO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:55:49 2013 No.11221581 >weeb >gf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:56:50 2013 No.11221583 You shouldn't be so mean to fujoshi. Sure, they're a little off and their taste makes no sense but they are a good sort at heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:57:20 2013 No.11221585 >>11221583 Shut up, whore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:57:20 2013 No.11221587 I wish I could put my penis inside a cute girl ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:58:19 2013 No.11221591 >>11221587 I wish you would get OUT of the Jay crossie!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:58:49 2013 No.11221592 >>11221587 Where do you live?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:59:04 2013 No.11221598 >>11221591 Woah, nerd, calm your horses. JP is not /a/, most of us here have girlfriends or at least a healthy sex life. I would kindly redirect you to your home board now: >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 13:59:49 2013 No.11221597 >>11221592 sent ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:00:05 2013 No.11221603 File: 40 KB, 500x500, 1238327656743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11221598 -_-

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:02:19 2013 No.11221605 >>11221603 Wow your ugly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:03:04 2013 No.11221617 >>11221614 I-I'm a gril!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:03:34 2013 No.11221614 >>11221605 LOL jokes on you bud :) The image I posted contains a secret code that turns it into a mirror. SO THE UGLY THING YOU SAW WAS YOURSELF

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:03:49 2013 No.11221615 File: 62 KB, 452x677, kok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11221603 Your 6/10 at best, but Ill stull fuck u let me know if ur interest girl, here is pic of my cock

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:05:19 2013 No.11221622 >>11221617 how the f*ck should I know???

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:07:20 2013 No.11221627 >>11221622 Wanna find out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:08:05 2013 No.11221637 >>11221632 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:08:19 2013 No.11221632 File: 97 KB, 1920x1080, 1371086309118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we being raided by /soc/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:08:34 2013 No.11221633 >>11221627 Yes I'm v lonely

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:09:04 2013 No.11221641 File: 19 KB, 500x333, no bully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11221637

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:09:04 2013 No.11221640 >>11221633 Give me your e-mail, I want to flirt with a qt boi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:10:04 2013 No.11221646 >>11221640 I'm not cute sorry to disappoint you...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:11:04 2013 No.11221647 Cool story. Too bad it didn't actually happen, because if it did, it would have been pretty good ownage indeed. Unfortunately, you omitted the source you were quoting. So, who was it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:11:04 2013 No.11221649 File: 62 KB, 189x211, 1335986465433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11221641 Fuck you, /jp/ is bully culture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:11:19 2013 No.11221648 I like this thread, please keep up the good work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:12:49 2013 No.11221650 >>11221641 Why did you paint your fingernails differently?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:13:34 2013 No.11221654 >>11221650 Because I don't conform to your patriarchal standards.

>>	sage Wed Jul 24 14:14:19 2013 No.11221657 File: 196 KB, 640x640, 1369846177266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11221647 it's original story nigger, happened to me today search all archives if you want or even google that shit kunt AND POST FOCKIN STORIES FAGS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:14:34 2013 No.11221659 >>11221641 Cute picture, dude. But I'll let you know (just in case you weren't aware) that painting your nails as male is pretty homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:15:49 2013 No.11221661 >>11221659 That's a girl, you doofus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:24:34 2013 No.11221677 File: 149 KB, 380x380, 1336907069763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11221571 No dude that's not what he meant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:25:05 2013 No.11221684 >>11221598 >most of us here have girlfriends or at least a healthy sex life Heh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:25:50 2013 No.11221680 >>11221661 until i see tits i'm assuming it's a pretty man rather than an ugly girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:25:50 2013 No.11221682 >>11221677 That's NOT the bald guy one. Post the one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:26:49 2013 No.11221687 >>11221682 u r blind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:27:34 2013 No.11221691 >>11221687 You posted the fat girl one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:27:49 2013 No.11221692 >>11221682 >le epic tits or gtfo meme >/b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:28:04 2013 No.11221696 >>11221692 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:30:04 2013 No.11221701 >>11221700 >>11221692

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:30:34 2013 No.11221700 >>11221696 Who are you asking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:31:05 2013 No.11221707 >>11221701 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:33:19 2013 No.11221708 >>11221707 >>11221700 >>11221692

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:34:49 2013 No.11221714 holy crap

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