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Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:36:54 2013 No.11217332 [DELETED]

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How did you become a normal /jp/?
Did it hurt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:37:54 2013 No.11217333 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:39:09 2013 No.11217334 You are already normal if you post on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:40:24 2013 No.11217335 File: 76 KB, 881x700, 1374491632163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217333 Never

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:40:39 2013 No.11217336 File: 498 KB, 1280x720, ll hitagi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just made your meme 100% funnier. :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:41:24 2013 No.11217339 File: 878 KB, 1280x720, hitagi eyes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217336

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:41:24 2013 No.11217340 >>11217336 Mustacher is funnier

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:41:54 2013 No.11217341 >>11217334 Your mom is normal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:44:40 2013 No.11217344 File: 91 KB, 790x500, 1374479266285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:44:55 2013 No.11217345
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>join gym
>trainer asks for my name
>hesitate
>trainer looks up at me
>"what... my name?"
>trainer looks at me funny
>I lie about my name
>start training
>guy I know sees me and calls me by my real name
>tfw the deceived stares daggers into my soul
>train alone that day
>never go back to gym again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:45:09 2013 No.11217346 Now if only she could imagine how worse off she'd be as a male

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:46:55 2013 No.11217347 File: 59 KB, 250x250, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217345

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:51:56 2013 No.11217355 Any NORMIE otaku here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 04:56:55 2013 No.11217359 I'm not a normalfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:11:25 2013 No.11217378 File: 47 KB, 850x400, 人的不幸來自於討厭獨處名言.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:14:11 2013 No.11217385 I did. It was painless and actually, I'm feeling better since.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:15:25 2013 No.11217389 >>11217345 Why did you lie about your name anon? It's stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:17:10 2013 No.11217397 >>11217385 You disgust me in ways I cannot properly describe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:17:10 2013 No.11217398 >>11217345 Why would you lie about your first name? What difference would it even make which one he calls you?

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:17:11 2013 No.11217395

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...........................................normal.................
.........shitpost..........wow.....................clever....
...............>>>/a/.......................schoolgril.......
...............................become normal...............
.......wow...........normie.........................creep.
.........................................sufferng...............
.............wow...............................................

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:19:55 2013 No.11217401 File: 67 KB, 207x207, 1373753727275.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217395

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:20:25 2013 No.11217402 >>11217389 >>11217398 paranoia/anxiety probably

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:27:55 2013 No.11217418 >>11217401 top doge

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:31:55 2013 No.11217429 >>11217378 I don't hate being alone though.

blog Tue Jul 23 05:32:25 2013 No.11217431

I just got back from my 3AM outside NEET walk and a HALF NAKED CHOCOLATE COLORED MAN TALKED TO ME!!!

I bumped into him as I was turning a corner and he said "watchu doin' awake?". After 2 seconds of staring at him I replied "can't sleep". Then he started rubbing his chocolate beer belly and said "that sucks man, that sucks." I then said "Yep. Well have a good morning" and I walked away. He seemed like a really cool guy. I'm never leaving my room again though.

Also it's my birthday today. Oh and I'm also really tired. Um, I guess that's everything. Thanks for reading!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:36:56 2013 No.11217439 >>11217429 you are no man then

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:36:56 2013 No.11217440 Why do Japanese people have 12-20 plastic bottles filled with water with the caps off outside their house? I saw this all the time in Tokyo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:38:55 2013 No.11217445 >>11217431 Happy birthday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:39:55 2013 No.11217449 >>11217440 Japanese drink a lot of water so their piss bottles are clear. The caps are off so the mailman can empty them easier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:39:55 2013 No.11217450 >>11217445 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:39:56 2013 No.11217451 >>11217439 You're right. Humans are social creatures, if you aren't social then you aren't human. He is some sort of unnatural monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:40:40 2013 No.11217453 File: 85 KB, 1280x720, 56k6PXq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217332 pls post some pics from good anime for a change in the future, anime-kun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:40:40 2013 No.11217452 >>11217440 they lay their eggs in them

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:44:41 2013 No.11217459 [DELETED]

i jus got back from stealin bikes and SUM NERDY ASS WYT BOI TALKED TO ME

mothafucka bumpo inta me as he was turnin in da corner and I be lik "watchu doin' awake?". lil ass mofo be starin lik 2 sec an replied "I can't sleep". i feelin be sorry for dis nerd so i rub mah beer belly and say "that sucks man, that sucks." and wyt boi be like "Yep. Well have a good morning" an haul his fatass away. I never be stealin bikes aga-hain

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:44:56 2013 No.11217460 >>11217449 That is a lie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:45:55 2013 No.11217462 >>11217395 top lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:47:55 2013 No.11217469 File: 84 KB, 1280x720, [Mezashite] Kiniro Mosaic - 03v0 [3265421E].mkv_snapshot_08.35_[2013.07.22_18.22.36].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217453 >jormungay >good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:50:10 2013 No.11217473 >>11217459 Your post will be the greatest thing to happen to me today. Thank you very, very much for the laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:54:10 2013 No.11217479 File: 943 KB, 1280x720, [gg]_Jormungand_-_09_[00362F12].mkv_snapshot_04.12_[2012.06.14_07.28.31].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217469 just look at her muscle belly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 05:58:11 2013 No.11217485 >>11217440 For cat repellent. But it's not effective.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:14:25 2013 No.11217524 I decided am going to start going to the lifting weights at the gym soon. I've never done it before and I'm a little scared, but I will close my eyes, think of /jp/, and try to be brave!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:19:26 2013 No.11217533 >>11217524 how's your nutrition? If you eat unhealthy you might as well never start

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:20:26 2013 No.11217535 >>11217524 I believe in you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:20:55 2013 No.11217537 >>11217524 Don't do it. A bunch of normals are just going to make fun of you for not being able to handle nearly as much weight as them and then you'll want to leave as soon as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:23:40 2013 No.11217544 >>11217524 Why would a sane person want to lift weights? If you want to be fit, do real sports.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:25:11 2013 No.11217548 >>11217537 I agree. I got a lot of hurtful comments doing this. I'd buy some basic eweights and try to get into ok shape before getting a gym membership.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:26:41 2013 No.11217550 >>11217524 listen to >>11217537 >>11217544 Try jogging and running for starters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:31:10 2013 No.11217564 People yelled at me when I tried to do running.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:32:10 2013 No.11217568 >>11217564 Did you steal something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:36:56 2013 No.11217578 File: 71 KB, 600x600, c6628f52ffa3584e8f5a5aedf9031459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11217564 lmao ur so FAT and a LOSER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:38:55 2013 No.11217586 >>11217578 no bully pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:40:25 2013 No.11217589 My dad hooked me up with my cousin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:48:56 2013 No.11217604 >>11217589 I was just about to go to bed... Explain the details please. I might fall asleep so I'll read your post (if you even reply) on the archive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:49:41 2013 No.11217607 >>11217589 plz tell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:52:25 2013 No.11217613 File: 35 KB, 682x282, 1374218313927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:53:11 2013 No.11217617 File: 40 KB, 684x435, 1374218448932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:55:40 2013 No.11217622 epic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 06:56:25 2013 No.11217625 >>11217613 >>11217617 Wow, nice bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 07:13:10 2013 No.11217666 >>11217589 dude

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