/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11214315
drinking destroys brain cells
brain dead girls the sluttest

I'll just leave this here

>>11214321
Survival of the fittest, it only kills off the slowest brain cells so you can think better.

>>11214315
I'd water her melon if you catch my drift.

>>11214346
Not really but I would insert my erect penis into her vagina and thrust vigorously, if you know what I mean

>>11214353
Why would you do that?

>>11214339
I like the way you think!

>>11214356
Because she is sexually attractive in that drunken loli with horns kind of way.

Plus with her Oni strength I would imagine her kegel muscles are quite tight which is perfect for my tiny NEETpenis

>>11214365
Oh, you want to have sex with her. Would you use her horns as handles to help you thrust better?

>>11214373
Only if she enjoyed it.

>>11214377
Would you fug a drunk /jp/sie crossplaying as Suika?

>>11214402
If they were cute, yeah. I don't like fatties or body hair

seasons greetings and stuff

Seeing pictures of suika makes me think of my dead friend and that makes me sad please stop making suika threads

>>11216146
Did he die from drinking?

>>11214490
I hate this "artist"

Who AFRICAN AMERICAN here?

>>11216169
I don't like it when black people call themselves African Americans unless they're first-generation African immigrants, which very few of them are.

Like me calling myself a European American, it's just dumb.

>>11216168
I don't think anyone unironically likes him.

>>11216180
i do

I bet Suika would make a great drinking partner.

>>11214405
Shaving is brutal. I don't know what trick women use. Stubble grows in a single day, but my skin is too sensitive to shave more than once a week. Will you still love prickly me?

>>11216179
It sounds much more dignified than 'black' which has quite a few negative connotations associated with it.

It bothers me too, though.

Doesn't alcohol actually stunt your growth if you drink it too much at an early age?

Suika is going to be tiny for the rest of her life. ;_;

>>11216290
Why? Does "white" sound undignified? If I have no problem being called white you shouldn't have a problem being called black.

If it's an issue with not literally being black, well white people aren't literally white either.

>>11216298
Please don't call me black I don't have any African blood in me.

Also why don't we call people from eastern Asia yellow like we do whites and blacks?

>>11216319
Yellow has one too many syllables.

>>11216296
It also stunts your growth if your mom drinks too much. That's what happened to milk!

>>11216296
Did you forget about her ability to grow huge?

>>11214321
Drinking doesn't destroy brain cells. Please do your research before parroting what you learned when you were 5.

>>11216296

You're thinking in terms of human physiology, though. An oni child would probably suffer from birth defects if its mother didn't drink enough while she was pregnant.

>>11216409
pls no bully

>>11216179
I think it's because they can't trace their lineage all the way back to Africa, while most Europeans can do the same for themselves.

I think black is better because the Caribbean and other dark zones are not Africa

>>11216477
Thats so lewd!

>>11216468

Can I please be Suika's drinking buddy?

I love Suika.

>>11216477
why remi scared of water

>>11216658
>omitting the figure legend and source

ya dun goofed

>>11216677
running water
vampire
nice dubbs

>>11216658
What am I looking at.

>>11216681
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0306452212008457

>>11216684
>photomicrographs of BrdU-positive cells at 1000×.

>>11216692
According to your own source, alcohol doesn't kill brain cells. It merely inhibits the growth.

>Daily moderate alcohol consumption reduces the number of new cells made in the dentate gyrus.

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..suika..................................watrmelon...........
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....pettanco............................best..................
......drunc........loli..........................................
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Why does Suika make me think pedo thoughts?

>>11218572
Because you are ill and have pedo thoughts anyway

>>11218878
Is it pedo to want to have sexual intercourse with a loli?

>>11218890
Yes

>>11216692
Nice source, scibro. I drink two 24-ounce beers a night, or four beers over five hours so I rarely reach a blood alcohol level of 0.08% like in the study. According to your source, I have only about 60% of my potential developmental neuroplasticity.

In the evening, I like the act of drinking beer: the taste, the feel of carbonated beverage, and the slight buzz it gives me. It goes especially well with a cigarette. To me, it's a sophisticated and classy thing to do. So, I think I'll take the 40% hit.

>>11217394
This is true. But it doesn't mention in the abstract what contribution neuroplasticity makes to the total brain functioning or the rate of addition of new brain cells compared to total brain cells.

>>11218912
>cigarette
>classy

>>11218890

Yes, it's something that pretty much everybody else who likes loli in a sexual way fails to grasp.

>>11218998
But I don't like real children! It's gross and disgusting you sick pedophile!!

>>11219035
You don't have to like real children to be a pedo.

>>11219222
That's dumb. That's like saying you need to be a crime loving black man to enjoy playing San Andreas.

>>11219401

No, it's not. Why is that stupid murder and video games analogy always the last bastion of pedos in denial? The difference is that fantasizing about killing doesn't make you a murderer, and fantasizing about having sex with children doesn't make you a kiddie diddler. You can fantasize about whatever you want and you will have that paraphilia but it doesn't imply that you act on it.

>>11219222

But you do. You totally do. If you only like 2D, you're a lolicon.

>>11219401
Pedophilia means that you use children as a sexual fetish.

>That's dumb. That's like saying you need to be a crime loving black man to enjoy playing San Andreas.

Would you object to calling someone a sadist who enjoys running people over in San Andreas? It would be an accurate assessment.

>>11219424

Do you remember from geometry how all squares are rectangles, and how both all squares and rectangles are quadrilaterals? Because that's essentially the same thing. Lolicons just like 2D, but that doesn't mean they're not a pedophile.

Watermelon is real! She's a real girl!

>>11219617
That is one ugly watermelon

>>11219617
Is that pygma on the left?

>>11219621
You're an ugly watermelon.

>>11219636
Is that so

>>11216283
you need sharp razors, not cheapneet disposables that you have reused for the tenth time. make sure that the skin is very well hydrated. This is just common sense, and why the fuck am I helping someone trap? I have been here too long.

>>11219664
You also need to let the razor do the work. It's better to glide over the same area more than once than it is to press the thing into your skin.

It seems like common sense but a lot of people still do it wrong.

If your skin is still too sensitive, you can use some sort of cream or a moisturizing soap. Also depends if you hard or soft water. If you have hard water and can't get a good lather, get a quality shaving cream.

Good luck, cute-a trapu!

>>11219664
>>11219715
Isn't it easier to wax or use hair removal cream?

Drink up, /jp/. It's on the house.

>>11219642

>>11219774
>VAG

?

Legs

>>11219793
I have legs too but they aren't as pretty as those. I'm jealous.

kanpai, /jp/!

>>11218912
>cigarette
>classy
>cigarette
>classy together with alcohol

God damn that's disgusting if you are going to smoke why not do it for the actual taste and buy a cigar. Why smoke a cigarette that looks like shit, smells like shit and tastes like shit.

test

>>11219966
Go inhale a cigar and tell me how you feel afterwards.

>looks like shit
>smells like shit
>tastes like shit
All subjective.

>>11218953
>>11219966
Okay anons, you win. It might not be classy, but there are some redeeming qualities to smoking. It improves memory among other things (I'll get the source tomorrow) and it actually tastes good, kindof like an earthy vanilla. The feel of inhaling the smoke and that throat hit is relaxing as well. The problem is that it smells off to a non-smoker, it's carcinogenic, and it costs $5 a day which could be spent on figs. But it is sophisticated because it uses fire and an agricultural product and it can be savored like a fine wine.

>>11220682
I would chain smoke every day if it wasn't for the lung cancer and negative dental effects.

>>11221249
what do you have to live for tho????

>>11216218
No you don't

>>11218890
No, it's only pedo if the loli is a child. Suika is not a kid.

>>11219430
>as a sexual fetish
What about falling in love with little girls? Where does that come from? You need to update your definition of pedophilia.

>>11221249

They'll probably have cured all that stuff by the time its a problem (I tell myself).

>>11222552
>falling in love with kids
But that's impossible anon. Paraphiliacs can't do that.

>>11222552
So if I want to fuck her because she has the body of a child it's not illegal?
Sweet.

>>11222568
I've fallen in love with a little girl.

>>11222629
>sample
Get the fuck out.

>>11222626
No, it isn't, you facetious fuck.

Pedophilia is not illegal.

>>11222670
die you pedo fuck

>>11222626
I didn't say anything about it being or not being illegal.

>>11222631
Tell me more about it.

Does the little girl still exist?

>>11222626
You are still a pedophile.

I am a proud pedosexual. I don't understand why you guys only care about the body. I would never let you around children.

Loli as a body type is incredibly dull if the girl isn't a kid. Touhous may act childish, but their mindset is more like that of a teenager.

>>11222552
Pedophilia means being sexually attracted to children, it has nothing to do with love.

>>11222762
Why is it a paraphilia? Why can't normal people fall in love with children?

The only reason it's considered a paraphilia is because people don't know shit about it. They make their own assumptions based on prejudices and convicted rapists and refuse to listen to what the actual pedos have to say.

The sexual attraction is secondary. It's not that we particularly love flat chests or other childish features. We find those things likable because that's what children look like.

That's what I feel. Maybe it's just me. I'm pretty weird.

>>11222800
I'm not saying you can't fall in love with a child, I'm just explaining what the word pedophilia means.

>>11222762
Being sexually attracted to children is different than being sexually attracted to other people. It's not like being gay. A gay dude doesn't love every single man he sees.

Pedos, on the other hand, still see children as children. It's just that the love that most people have for them is almost completely replaced by romantic love. The kind of love that makes you want to do lewd things with the person you love.

>>11222810
Everything about pedophilia is a lie. Even the meaning of the word, even the word itself. Everything you can read about it is based on ignorance.

We should disregard what society thinks pedophilia is and what they write about it on Wikipedia. Pedophiles know more than anyone else about it. That's what we need to hear.

>>11222818
I'm not sure why you're talking about love, it has nothing to do with that. If you are sexually attracted to children then you are a pedophile, that's what the word means.

>>11222832
The word itself is wrong, that's what I mean. They are reducing a complex feeling to a simple "sexual fetish" out of ignorance.

You should take everything related to this subject with a grain of salt. It's all built on lies and delusions. The only ones that can speak the truth aren't allowed to do so.

>>11222832
Without love it cannot be seen.

>>11222884
>The word itself is wrong

How can a word be wrong? A word means something, if it meant anything else it would be a different word.

>>11222912
They shouldn't be using a word that means "sexually attracted to children" to refer to those people. It's not a paraphilia. They are using the wrong word.