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A man walks into a bar...

>> No.11213415

and can out-drink any little fairy princess

>> No.11213421

...and asks in a low yet distingushable voice

"which touhou would yall fuck?"

que bar fight scene

>> No.11213427

>>11213415
Cirno is not a princess, and she's not a little fairy. She's the strongest ice fairy around, and she's fairly big for a fairy. Get your fact straight, secondary. I'm sure you read official Touhou manga too, you filthy disgusting secondary. Get out.

>> No.11213434

I'd go gay for that Tewi, no homo.

>> No.11213438

>>11213427
Yeah whatever, kid.
I'll be at the bar.

>> No.11213443

>>11213434
If I like it, then its not homo

>> No.11213461

Who's on the far right, Kanako?

>> No.11213469

>>11213461
Look at the accesory in her clothes.
Kanako is one on the left.

>> No.11213516

lol u tk me 2 da bar|?

>> No.11213668

Ran, Kanako, Cirno, Medicine, Tei, Letty?

>> No.11213688

>>11213668
>Medicine
Are you sure?

>> No.11213724
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11213724

Hey kid, wanna learn about BUDDHISM tonight?
I'll be gentle.

>> No.11213738
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11213738

>>11213688
Oh it's Yukari, I didn't look at the tags. Her and her hair also seemed a little short, and Medicine has a ribbon in her hair, with Yukari it's part of her hat.

>> No.11213804

>>11213398
...and he never walks out.

>> No.11213811

>>11213398
...and it is called "ZUN bar".

Zing!

>> No.11213815
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11213815

I knew I saw that scene somewhere.

>> No.11213817

>>11213724
what a manly touhou, pls teach me to be a tough guy

>> No.11213841

>>11213811
I miss ZUNbar

>> No.11213844
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11213844

>>11213724
Sorry but I already joined superior Taoist

>> No.11213866

>>11213815
Damn!

>> No.11213937
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11213937

Let's get down to bussiness, shall we?

>> No.11213979

>>11213844
Fucking Miko pimpiest 2hu
All the girls swoon for her.

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