/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11211216
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>tfw hungry and can smell McDonalds in the living room
>tfw can't go into the living room because my mom has several black guys over and I know they'll just make fun of me again so I have to wait for her to go into her room with them before I can go out and rummage around their McDonalds bags looking for food

>>11211223
Are you that guy with the drunk mom that brought a darkie home from gamestop?

I'm hungry but I don't have any food.

feel when brother took a shower this morning and has hardly left his room since

feel when he just took another shower

feel when the showers are clear signs that he's masturbating across the hall from me

>>11211223
Nice try but niggers prefer Burger King.

4/10 apply yourself.

>>11211240
are you a girl? regardless you should help him out

>>11211240
why would he need to shower after masturbating?

>>11211243
Really? The black people in my area always seem be hanging around at McDonalds. I hear that someone sells crack there.

>tfw messed up sleep cycle
>tfw doing an all-nighter to fix it
>tfw accidentally falling asleep in the afternoon, making it worse
>tfw you do it again

I've been playing TF2 almost 24/7 this week trying to make a video but its really hard.

>>11211264
youll coward

>>11211264
They are probably falseNEGRO or just buying crack like you said. It would be a shame if Burger King was closed down because of crack dealing. Niggers are smart.

I seriously hope you aren't that pathetic.

>>11211271
i seriously hope you aren't this normal.

>>11211265
I've been trying to start a polyphasic sleep cycle for maximum neet time. I even set up alarms at specific times to remind me when to sleep and wake me up. All I've managed to do so far is mess up my internal clock even more, staying up really late and sleeping in one chunk interrupted by alarms. I don't have the willpower to stay up when I need to.

can you guys help me make a shopping list?

so far I have blackcurrent squash and corned beef

http://groceries.asda.com/asda-webstore/landing/home.shtml

I'm about to pull my dick out and masturbate.

RIGHT NOW.

met up with a /jp/ bro downtown, now we're at his house lurking jp and chatting with girls on our laptops

>>11211288
I've been trying this too and am having difficulty.
I think my main problem is I have so much difficulty getting to sleep by the time I finally manage to dose off I've missed my and an a half hour naptime.

I ended up falling asleep at 6 this morning and didn't get up till 4pm, this isn't working at all.

>>11211307
fuck off, kike

>tfw you look up schizophrenia.
>tfw you have almost all the symptoms.
>tfw you still don't go to a doctor.

>be alone in midnight
>browsing /jp/ LIKE A BAWSS
>saw some pic of sum hot as fuck girl named "Milk"
>pulled my pants down starts fapping on that sexy nosebridge like a fist of north star
>Had my headphones on listening to greenday
>my sister just came across my room and saw me
>OMG WTF?
>She ran to her room and locked the door
>never talked to me again after that
>everybody in the family thinks im creepy
>tfw

>>11211310
I don't think it's really treatable
they just pump you full of meds

>>11211294
Joke's on you, I'm already masturbating.

>>11211314
cool your jets turbonerd

>>11211310
how do you deelio with that feelio??

>>11211311
you should have given her the d

tfw your mom wants you to do chores but you just want to Drive

>>11211263
post one of your videos

>go to the kitchen to find something to eat
>find nothing
>go back to room
>lower standards
>repeat
I should really stop snacking late at night anyway.

>>11211265
dat feel

I spam /a/ with posts from Gaia and other lesser websites. No one has ever gotten mad at me or called me out.

>>11211333
That's a pretty normal thread though. Not obnoxious Gaia style.

>>11211333
I was just talking about this yesterday. I should get on that too, it's fucking hilarious.

>>11211333
I do this but with the most retarded MyAnimeList forums posts.

>>11211333
Of course no one is going to get mad at you for making a perfectly reasonable thread.

>>11211333
Yeah, it's totally awful that they followed a troll OP with a reasonable on-topic discussion instead of turning on the shitposting faucet and running half the board into the ground.

If I make a /jp/ store what would you want in it?

>>11211216
worst sakis

>>11211243
Nope
http://www.mcdonalds.com/365black/en/home.html

>>11211351
Dildos.

>>11211344
/jp/ really is the worst board.

>>11211290
please respond ;_;

daily reminder that "'aliens" are demons:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_2e6fsKs40

>drank too much last night
>dad in my face saying everyone gets worried when i drink because i'm angry.
>mom worried i'm going to kill myself because i gave everything i own to charity and haven't said anything positive in a month
>spent last night off my head begging whatever god or force was out there would kill me and get it over with.
>woke up today argued some more

>>11211362
My mom cooks for me I wouldn't know what to recommend to you.

>>11211351

Dildos and cup ramen.

>>11211362
Get guava juice, it's yummy.

Why how come does for about the is more of when

I have been reading books about how to become funny, but it's not working, maybe I should use my time on game making with gamemaker.

>>11211362
Icecream!

I want to keep ordering 2hu nendos, but I want other things too.

Right now I have Marisa, Flan and Remi.
I love them very much and buy them chocolate all the time.

>>11211378
>I have been reading books about how to become funny
I read "funny" as "furry".