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I want to stick it in her slimy cloaca.

Why doesn't /jp/ like Aya?

>>11199151
Who says it doesn't?

>>11199179
Speak for yourself bitch.

What crazy things would you do to get her to report on you?

>>11199270
Start the first internet service in Gensokyo.

Waking up to an Aya thread! What a pleasant surprise!

>>11199370
My back aches like crazy if I look at this for too long, stretching has never looked like it felt so good.

Hollow bones

>>11199370
Mornings with Aya.

>>11199151
Because she's the worst bird.

>>11199419
I can dig it

>>11199427
who is the best bird

>>11199441
Aya!

bun bros

>>11199419
I like my coffee sweet.

>>11199453
>>11199453
Taters is tiny as heck.

God, that name is just so catchy!

You sure you want to get out of bed already?

>>11199470
yes

>>11199472
Spoilsport.

aya is lewd

>>11199485
Not to everyone.

>>11199492
Then to who?

>>11199502
People she likes, people she loves.

>>11199508
With multiple people? And she'll even do it with people she simply likes?

I knew she was a slut!

I'm not sure what to make of this doujin.

>>11199517
No, no, no, not like that!

>>11199529
my boss almost saw that and wanted to fire me until i opened the thumbnail to show him it wasn't nsfw

I want to princess carry Aya around. She seems so light.

>>11199533
>Listen, Momiji!
>Yes...

>I was in the bath and waited for you...
>Why didn't you come and assault me?!
>I'm sorry.

>Do you want me to assault you if you won't behave!?
>...I'm OK with that.
>EH?!

I love these two.

>>11199536
Aya is so proud. Some human carrying her would freak her out.

>>11199530
>Browsing /jp/ at work

>>11199563

My boss saw your post, I'm packing up my things as we speak. Thanks a lot jerk.

>>11199151
Because she's ZUN's girlfriend

>>11199566
No socks?

>>11199586

>>11199549
I'm not particuarily rough or anything, I might have trouble working around her wings though.

>>11199519
Presumably it involved Aya being tied up. In a bind, if you will.

>>11199613
It's not roughness that's the problem.

>>11199638
Nothing wrong with royalty being carried by their lessers, so I don't see why she would object. It's no palanquin, but it should do.

>>11199646
Ayayaya...

Look, crows don't like being carried around by people. I don't think Aya does either.

>>11199661
crows are assholes in real life
i was eating my sandwich the other day and one swooped down and stole it from me

Ayaya

>>11199677

Marriageable material.

>>11200113
Aya's no stay-at-home, you know. Be prepared.

>>11200113
I don't know, I've always thought of Aya as that cool unmarried aunt who's always engrossed in her work.

>>11200242
That would be boring anyway. Actually thinking twice on it it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact I'd have to work harder. Doesn't matter either way because I can't marry a Touhou.

Also the leaves in this picture almost form a heart.

>>11200252
I want to be embraced by those manly arms

>>11200258
Probably not a good idea to say that in front of her.

>>11200258
You're so picky, anon.

>>11200265
Why is she crying!?

>>11200268
I don't know, perhaps she got told she was manly by someone special to her?

>>11200268
Someone drew her with thick arms.

>>11200270
I didn't know she was that sensitive.

Say cheese~!

>>11200281
no

>>11200294
Just one photo.

>>11200294
Your loss. Easier to make a frowning face look bad.

>>11200302
Dat picture. Does she want to come inside? Did she look in the window and see something surprising? Did you just catch her in the act and you're awkwardly staring at each other? I love it.

Why do the Aya threads always show up when I'm falling asleep at the keyboard?

>>11200268
It's lonely at the top.

>>11200317
She thinks the viewer would make for a cute scoop! Anon is going to be famous.

C-can we talk about other corvids too?

>>11200377
Who is that in your picture??

>>11200387
That's really cruel.
I think it would be a mistake to discriminate among our winged girls.

I like miniature Aya.

>>11200401
Oh, sorry, I didn't recognize Okuu at first. That's a weird style for her though, where's her eye?

>>11200483
Oh, you're funny.

>>11200503
Oh fuck it's a goblin, grab the longswords.

>>11200499

>>11200517
I have a copy of that, but wish I'd known about the artist sooner.

>>11200520
?

>>11200524
Why is she holding a fish?

>>11199563
>working

>>11200527
>fish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM8_rifle

>>11200532
Oh, my mistake.
Why is she holding a Nerf gun?

>>11200524
Because I'd like to find some of the older books as well, but they'll be confined to auction and used.

>>11200532
Wow, that is an ugly gun.

>>11200543
Not as ugly as this.

You will never be the filling in an Aya and Hatate sandwich ;_;

sexy aya legs

S-Syameimaru-san!

>>11200606
SYAMEIMARU!

>>11200606
SYAME-MARU

>>11200606
If she didn't notice, would you tell her or get an eye full while letting her find out on her own?

>>11200675
I'd get an eye full, tell her and then watch her embarrassed attempts to cover herself up.

>>11200856
What would they look like, I wonder?

Also, quit that image dumping. Aya threads go fast enough without someone just throwing pictures at them.

>>11200322
>...I live only for my work, so I am fine being alone.

>>11201302
So, the teaching of the day is to not work?

>>11201306
Huh? No.
If she didn't have her job, what would she have left?

>>11201314
Unlimited time for learning and feeling solitary relief and pleasure?

>>11201319
...huh?

>Ha, Hatate! How long do you intend to use the toilet!?
>If you don't hurry and come out, ...

>What, you're sleeping, aaaaaaaahhhh!!

>>11204097
She's a heavy sleeper, it can't be helped.

>>11204201
Blue screen, inkwell spilling over your work and phone. Rough day.

>>11204201
There's gonna be hell to pay if she doesn't wake up.

>>11204207
She could always use my mouth.

>>11204222
Hell no!

>>11204228
Doesn't look like she has much of a choice.

>>11204248
She'd do it in the woods or something before pissing down someone's throat. That's fucking gross.
Why would you even want to drink pee? Actually, nevermind, don't answer that.

I thought this was the tengu thread, not the urine thread.

>>11204319
This is the AYA thread. Momiji just had and still has a thread, and Hatate...whatever.

>>11192705

I hate this stupid bitch, she wouldn't care if Reimu died.

Hello! May I interest you in a subscription to Bunbunmaru Shinbun? If you subscribe today you'll get a 20% discount!

>>11204389
What's so special about today?

>>11204403
We're having a promotion for today and today only! If you don't act now you'll miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime low price for Gensokyo's #1 newspaper!

>>11204415

I hate reporters, why don't you make like a raven and die?

>>11204389
No, get out of my house.

>>11204415
20% off doesn't sound like a very once-in-a-lifetime discount. How much is it normally?

>>11204415
Maybe if you take off your clothes I'll buy a subscription~

>>11204427
Sounds like something she'd go for.

>>11204427
>>11204429
Hey now, don't harass the pretty reporter. Have some respect.

>>11204417
>>11204418
>>11204419
W-Wait! I'll make a special exception for you and make the price 40% off! No other newspaper can match that price while still providing excellent content to their subscribers. How about it?

>>11204429
Do you think she would perform sexual favors?

Have to get subscriptions no matter what, right?

>>11204438
You're wrong!

>>11204433
20, 40, whatever, still gotta tell me how much it is normally. 40% sounds great, but if that's off of $500 or something...

...hey, are you ok?

remove skirt pls

>>11204452
Everyone knows Tengu skirts are magical, and will never show anything no matter how they fly.

>>11204459
Worst magic ever.

>>11204443
I do wonder how much it would go for. Tokyo's Newspaper seems to go for 3,250 yen a month which is quite pricier than most places in the US.

>>11204459
But what about when they lift or remove them themselves? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

>>11204443
>>11204469
Whatever it is, it's worth it.

>>11204466
I would think it's rather convenient actually.

>>11204486
So you'll buy?

>>11204496
Yeah, of course.

>>11204502

>>11204495
For the girl, yes. For us readers, players, and viewers it sucks.

It's because of magic skirts we get shit that is all fan service with no substance. Just give us a couple panty shots if you are going to give your character(s) a 4 inch skirt. That way we don't have to make series that all panty shots.

>>11204496
I could be convinced.

>>11204506
Huh!? Hey now, don't cry.

>>11204508
>Taking delight in looking at people's panties – you're the worst!

>>11204508
I don't follow.

Good night /jp/

>>11204540
See you tomorrow.

>>11204540
There's something magical about sleeping girls. They look so cute and vulnerable.

>>11204705
Especially when their clothes are falling off.

>>11204540
dem abs

It's a nice feeling finally going to bed after an exhausting day.

>>11204825
Would you move that pantsu if you had the chance?
I know I would.

>>11204828
Absolutely, it would be my only chance. Won't hurt he as long as she doesn't know though.

But what if she woke up? I wouldn't know what to do.

>>11204834
You should run off giggling and hope it confuses her enough to not give chase. Don't forget to take the pantsu with you though.

>>11204828
Yeah it's more comfortable for her anyway

>>11204828
>>11204834
>>11204931
>>11206430
Underwear thievery is an unforgivable crime.

>>11206557
I'm not going to take it away just move it

>>11206584
Yeah? Suspicious...

>>11206672
Falling asleep like that is even more suspicious. Almost like she was trying to entice someone into doing something.

>>11206757
She was just tired. Got her skirt and panties off before she just lost it and collapsed on the bed.
It's not easy finding news, and is pretty tiring when you're as enthusiastic about it as Aya.

>>11200545
It's a magical gun though.

7th best Touhou.

Would caress her fluffy downy feathers on her private area.

>>11207098
She has no such feathers, and such lewds assaults upon Shameimaru forbidden! No matter how much fun they would be!

I love Aya thread :D
She's my best bird after all <3 ~

What do you think of Aya wearing glasses when she's at her desk?

>>11208494
A little silly. Aya having bad eyesight is strange.

Aya can hold her alcohol.

>>11208522
...Most of the time.

>>11201302
Aya...we both know you lie quite a bit. In your job, in your life, wherever. But please...don't do it to yourself.

>>11208507
A lot of people wear reading glasses, it's not unusual.
Now if Momizi was wearing eyeglasses, that would be something to ponder.

>>11208583
But she's a reporter! And her newspaper has small print.

>>11208529
I wonder if they fly home drunk or if they have designated flyers to will carry them home. Aya shouldn't be too heavy.

>>11208593
Would you carry the drunk Aya to her home, or at least to a home?

>>11208599
I'd leave her some water, too. And I wouldn't even peak under her skirt or undo her shirt.

>>11208611
What if by the time you get there she's clinging to you or something and won't let go? Tengu strong.

>>11208621
She's super light, I bet even the frailest of /jp/sies could shoulder her around a bit.

>>11208621
Looks like I'm spending the night.

>>11208625
Why is she sleeping in her work outfit?

>>11208625
A wonderful situation indeed.
Ah, but Aya is an imaginative and excitable woman and easily jumps to conclusions. What do you think she'll think if she wakes up in her bed, memory full of alcohol-shaped holes, clinging to to some dude she doesn't know?

>>11208647
What?

I'm putting her on the bed and sleeping on the couch, just to avoid that.

>>11208634
...it might not stay on for long. Might.

>>11208647
She'd be on the futon but I'd be on the floor so I hope she wouldn't panic too much.

But I wouldn't mind the misunderstanding too much.

>>11208634
Maybe she usually sleeps in the nude so has no sleep-wear and is too shy to sleep in the nude around others?

Maybe the artist was lazy and decided to draw her normal outfit because he didn't want to think up a new one.

>>11208651
How noble. But she's latched on tight; if you could pry her off you wouldn't need to spend the night in the first place, probably.

>>11208656
Oh, anon...sleeping on a hard wood floor just to avoid some embarrassment and/or panic on her part?

>>11208662
>Maybe she usually sleeps in the nude so has no sleep-wear and is too shy to sleep in the nude around others?
That's an interesting idea.

>>11208667
I'm a professional sleeper. I can fall asleep anywhere, even on a boat going through rapids. They were only level 2, but still, I can't believe I did that.

Also, image limit.

>image limit
Stop DOING that, god damn it! I swear, every time something fun's going on and a threads going strong, BAMF. Nope.

>>11208678
That's an amazing skill.

...new thread tomorrow maybe?

>>11208687
No need to rush it, threads come and go when the desire arises. Pushing it isn't necessary.

>>11208692
Or when the image limit hits.
I don't have the best track records with starting threads...so we'll just see.

>>11208611
Come on, it's not like it will hurt her if you get a glimpse of her pantsu.

>>11208703
Well, if she was out cold... No, I can't! It's not right. It's unforgivable, isn't it?

>>11208713
It really is, you'll probably end up in one of the hells.

>>11208713
She would be very, very sad if she knew you did so. So no, it's not right.

>>11208717
>>11208732
But can you really blame a man for looking?

>>11208747
You could easily blame him, whether it's right or not is what's up for discussion.

>>11208747
She would be sad, damn it! If you want to be a man, here's a tip: don't make the ladies cry.

>>11208754
>>11208779
So, say you already did... Should you tell her the next day or take that secret to the grave?

>>11208794
I mean, think about that for a moment. Would you actually tell you you peeked at her panties? How would you go about that? Do you just sidle up to her as she's waking up and just say "Black looks good on you gurl."?

Of course you'd keep that kind of secret, but it's not something you should have done in the first place is what anon and anon2 are saying.

Very nice thread.

>>11217211
I agree. An Aya thread that's free of an insane janitor's censorship is definitely very nice. By the way, I would have sex with Aya.

>>11217211
I didn't get to post the image I wanted in the deleted one.

Here it is. Cute image.

>>11217218
The other Aya thread got axed? Disaster...
Today is not a good day for The Shameimaru.

>>11217229
It wasn't an actual Aya thread anyway.

>>11217242
Sure it was. It had Aya and people talking 'bout Aya.

>>11217251
It had one person dumping images and only a couple of posters who were deemed okay by a power-tripping janitor.

>>11217256
I don't care what the janitor thinks.

>>11217270
He cares what you think though, and will delete your post if he doesn't like what you think.

>>11217270
What I mean by "deemed okay by a power-tripping janitor" is "not having their posts deleted on sight because the janitor doesn't like them"

I have no idea what to do with this girl.

>>11217276
fugg her

>>11217289
Good plan. But Technical or Speed or special-based or physical-based or...aaaagh, fun is hard.

>>11217299
what r u talking about

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>>11219627
yeah dude that was 2 days ago

>>11219741
is the janitor too busy cuck sucking shitpost thread instead of raising the bump limit of this one?

whut happened here