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cheeseburgers are otaku culture here right?

>> No.11204243

Pepperoni on a single slider, ten bucks

>> No.11204246
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11204246

That's correct.

>> No.11204254

My mom made the worst burger I ever had last night

The patties were preformed and bought from walmart or something and the buns were old and greasy. She was being a bitch so the only available topping was hotdog relish.

Truly a moment in my burger history I will not soon forget.

>> No.11204255

Pepperoni on a burger? How did I never consider this?

>> No.11204249

>>11204235
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR HAMBURGER? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

>> No.11204253
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>>11204243
It's chorizo, and it's a one day only burger.

>> No.11204262

>>11204235
That is one expensive burger.

>> No.11204259
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11204259

Does anyone want to try the new Teriyaki burger with me?

>> No.11204279

>>11204254
Are you fucking serious? Your mommy made you something to eat and you're being a little bitch about it? I'd kick you the fuck out you pathetic trash.

>> No.11204280

Pepperoni is fucking disgusting.

>> No.11204286

>>11204279
Yes because usually she makes a decent burger and occasionally she makes an outstanding one.

Last night was something I wish I could forget.

>> No.11204293

>>11204279
If my mom doesn't make a good meal, I don't eat it.

>> No.11204315
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There are cases where fast-food burgers are being stored for long without refrigeration, with only a minimal degree of deterioration. What will happen to those immortal burgers after a decade? Ten decades? Do they become a youkai? What does a cheeseburger youkai look like?

>> No.11204327

>>11204315
That one burger girl with the yellow cheese hair

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>>11204315
Fuck, you're on to something!

>> No.11204395

>>11204253
>>11204235
> Ruby Spark
> Black Diamond

These sound like porn stars names.

>> No.11204402

>>11204395
They sound like mahou shoujo names.

>> No.11204406

>>11204293
Are you 5? Cook your own food you ungrateful ass. If you're a NEET you get no sympathy.

>> No.11204409

>>11204406
That's too much work.

>> No.11204421

>>11204402
The Ruby Spark reminds me of Kaleido Ruby or whatever and Black Diamond reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U-lzI61xSc

>> No.11204455

>>11204409
Cooking is lots of fun and when you get a loli girlfriend you can make her all sorts of sweets and she'll love you!

>> No.11204489

>>11204253
>one day only burger.

Christ, they are specifically marketing it towards us. They know we can't resist limited editions. Bastards! One day even based Japan otakus will be have an obesity rate over 50%

>> No.11204493

>>11204235
yes.

>> No.11204497

>>11204455
Making sweets is difficult. Sure you can make cookies easily but if you want a pretty looking cake or some multifaceted candy it's an insane amount of work and you will fail miserably without a lot of practice.

Of course, getting a loli girlfriend is very easy

>> No.11204539

>>11204497
That's why she'll love you.

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