/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who's the guy on the left? I want to do sex with them.

Thanks OP, I already have my seat-belt fastened for this thread.

>>11189365
thx

>>11189365
Thanks OP, that last thread went by pretty quick.

>Linlin the most underrated voice in the history of MM

>>11189365
Thank you.

God damnit /jp/. I went on tumblr because someone was talking about it in the last thread, and looked at some of those pictures with text over them. These people are dumber and spout more uninformed opinions as facts than the shit-posters here.

>>11189594
Those people think just because their delusions are put on a picture, it's true. But I think that's what anon meant by saying it's a comedy goldmine.

>>11189594

The funny or sad thing (depending on how you look at it) is that they say everything unironically.

>>11189710
Lel'd too hard than I should.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

This made me madder than it should have

>>11189748
mader*

>>11189748
I bet Zukki fan made this.

>>11189710
stupid riho isn't talented at all if Zukki was given the same amount of spotlight she would be really popular and lead MM into a new era

>>11189775
dat hairstyle and shirt hrhhrghgnrnhgrhgn

>>11189778

>>11189775
I don't give a shit if people don't like Masaking. I don't understand it -- but people are entitled to their own opinions. What I hate is the fuckers who say stuff like "She is the least popular and everyone hates her... it must be so because I don't like her". I mean, what the fuck kind of logic is that? I see that crap a lot around here too, and not just about Sato.

>>11189804
it is a requirement to love zukki and hate the other members if your on tumblr, it seems. i wouldn't take their views too seriously. it is just a bunch of fat bitches who identify with the zukk-meister

>>11189741
I've become aware of that sealclap idols do every time they laugh. It's annoying along with the fact that I have to always notice it.

>>11189813
Women! I should've thought of that. Yeah, that explains a lot.

>>11189778
She got some spotlight, but apparently she ate it.

>>11189814
it's kawaii, nigga.

>>11189814
I'm not sure, but I think it's become popular because Reina did it... a lot. I know Duu has been impersonating her finger taping thing too.

>>11189748
bitches can't handle da masakingdom.

i've never been duued so much.

>>11189898
No Johnny's please.

>>11189898

You know, I never really saw the appeal of these before and much less found them impressive. Yet here I am in awe.

>>11189898
too duu

Momochi, the most pure, virginal and cute H!P. She truly is the epitome of innocence.

>>11189898
I've been diddled again

Truly the ultimate idol, once Sayu graduates she will take over the leadership of H!P.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2wjJlP2N4

>>11190109
Why would you link an African song about consuming alcohol?

>>11190109

Me on the right...uhuh, yeah.

>>11190109

>>11190114
It reminded me about this one time in the club.

>>11190131

Do they still play that where you go clubbing?

>>11190157
Not anymore, no...

>>11190189

Sometimes I wish I knew all the various inside jokes in these threads.

I get so paru paru sometimes.

They're not inside jokes, just samefagging avatarfags with their le funny reaction pics.

>>11190370
just post feet and call other people's favorite idol shit and you'll fit it.

>>11190425

Like any thread on any board?

>>11190425
are you that guy that's upset no one liked your random H!P stories or le funny thane camus stories

I sometimes wonder if Kentucky's still lurking.
>inb4 hurr durr

I've always had this nagging feeling that Reina looks familiar and reminds me of someone, but I've never been able to put my finger on who. Is it Bou?

>>11190523
Man that takes me back. I'm a grown man now and prefer actual girls.

I think it might be Asuka though.

>>11190539
I'm 99% sure the person I'm thinking of is a living person, but maybe it is an anime character (not Asuka though)? Now I'm even more confused

>>11190539
>prefer actual girls
Me too, any female above 12ys is a-ok in my book!

>>11190556
>above 12ys

>>11190567
What, are you some kind of pedophile?

>>11190523
>>11190539
Do you guys think Reina tokes?

>>11190629
Yeah, dicks.

>>11190653
#rekt

>>11190653
She has a small mouth though, I wouldn't mind it if she only sucked tiny dicks.

>all these post-aibon faggots

>Following a successful assault, the Group would quickly need to consolidate its newly won ground. The primary task would be to establish a defensive perimeter, to prevent or deter enemy idols from infiltrating back into their previous positions. The situation around the Group would also need to be assessed. Circumstances could arise where one Group had made far better progress than those on its flanks in a major assault. Any feeling of pride in such an achievement would be tempered by the knowledge that the Group was actually more vulnerable as a result. It could find itself occupying a ‘bulge’ in the line, meaning instead of there being friendly idols on both flanks there were in fact enemy ones.

Daily reminder that ℃-ute is vulnerable right now due to Berryz and MM's lackluster performance.

>>11190765
I'd infiltrate Airi's positions, if you know what I mean.

>>11190718
>dem lovehandles

>>11190875
That is a very kawaii picture of Airi.

>>11190897
>implying you wouldn't be repulsed by the ℃-ute platoon

>>11190911
You responded to the wrong post, motherfucker.

>>11190897
Airi and Maimii are the best h!p.

>>11190964
I respectfully disagree.

Have you accepted Leader completely in your life yet?

>>11191003
Isn't she caked in sin now?

>>11191012
pls no bully

>>11191012
I don't even care, I think she can have a goofy boyfriend after all this time, one man cannot contain her love~

>>11191026
srry ;(

>>11191003
>>11191012
>>11191026
>>11191029
>>11191033
Stop spamming that slut, samefagging samefag.

>>11191049
>This guy, right now

>>11191049
lel

i'm the one who called her a slut and then apologized so there's two from me. get good kid.

>>11191003
worst h!p

>>11191064
Who has that /sp/ image of the guy complaining about reaction images but really wanting them at the same time?

I need it

>>11191049
topkek

>>11191085
i wish you luck in you're search

>>11191106
brb fap

>>11191059
>>11191097
So transparent, we all know your the same faggot trying to force shit-musume on us.

>>11191135
we're clearly 3 different people. fix your radar m8

>>11191135
you just want more pictures of Ai-butt, don't you?

>>11191141
>>11191144
You think your so cunning but I don't buy it for a minute.

>pic related, superior butt

>>11191152
>superior butt

Hmph, it doesn't always have to be about one upping each other.

Seriously, trying to challenge Ai-chan..

>>11191199
>actually questioning momo-butt's supremacy

>>11191218
That isn't technically even a swimsuit...
basically a loin cloth

I like how this is the panda thread

>>11191230
Your grasping at straws, slut-friend. Admit you're deafeat and avoid further embarrassment.

>>11191239
I don't think you understand. Just because momochi can't wear her swimsuit properly doesn't mean she got a good ass. I mean just look at >>11191239 it's pretty flat.

>>11191247
>flat
>flat
>flat

>>11191253
This is your argument? That's pretty embarrassing. Like I said, the way she wears it gives it the illusion that she has more to offer when it's clearly only normal looking.

>>11191261
I'm beginning to think your trolling me. No one can doubt that Momo has a great ass, if it's as great as Ai-chan's is up for debate but a top 3 H!P ass it is.

Her butt is literally out of control, at times it looks totally bodacious and at worse like a stale can of spotted dick.

It's time to end this debate
http://picroda.jphip.com/hp/jphip26707.gif

>>11191271
This.

>>11191370
Shit taste, worst h!p.

There is compelling evidence for both sides of the debate.

>>11191404
I'm the first to admit I'm biased.

>>11191370
http://picroda.jphip.com/hp/jphip06290.gif

Don't think so

>>11191437
This only goes to show that this contest isn't fair, since Momo would never allow such lewd footage of herself to be captured.

>>11191460

U wot m8?

>>11191471
I will explain things for you then:
Ai-chan = gravure whore
Momochi = self-respecting woman

>>11191476

I can tell this ruse was masterfully crafted.

>>11191489
It was conceived before time and space.

>>11191489
Nice pussy!

>>11191527
>pussy
I like those

i have seen flesh above the ankle and below the neck. am i a rapist now?

>>11191547
Only if you made eye-contact with you're victim.

>>11191551
but the media and the church say that if i see a woman's flesh above the ankle and below the neck i am a sinner and a rapist. the pictures in these threads show flesh above the ankle and below the neck. will your abrahamic god(s) punish me?

>>11191576
The demonic deity known as Yahweh will feast on your intestines no matter what you do, so feel free to look at lewd women all you want!

>>11191576

Here's you're answer.

>some people(not you) are named J-P

>>11191606
is that good feel or bad feel?

>>11191647

I don't know, you tell me, jaypee, you tell me...

>>11191606
I have a grade school friend named Jaypee, and it's not even his nickname. I really thought it was cool.

>>11191681
what's it like having a friend?

>>11191681
It probably was J.P. As in, his initials.

>>11191690
That's a long time ago, I can't remember.
>>11191697
No it's really Jaypee, as in J-a-y-p-e-e

>>11191476
So why is Ai a whore again? Because she dated someone after she left MM?

ｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>>11192254
i'd defo snort lines off of her. she is well fit, m8.

>>11191747
All I know is that she kissed some bloke in a stage play.

>>11191747
dated? moar liek pounded

>>11191747
i think anon is getting all worked up because it ain't him/her rattling ai-chan's bones.

While you were on each others throats, I tracked down the latest H!P station episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGtY4-Y_8Q4

>>11192388
mizuki's density raises my excite.

>>11192388
>Ai no Gundam
lel

Let's bring the focus back u p

「BIG BIG SiZE!!!」

>>11192417
>dat density.

>>11192388
crikey! non-idol mode yajima is fucking awesome. bbl.

>>11191747
She dated a married man with kids.

>>11192504
in b4 >>>/lit/ tier gender studies bullshit answer about how that was completely justified

le Great Leap Forward face

>>11192585
She looks older but as if her skin has been preserved by some balsam. Did she manage to get thinner again?

>>11192591
She keeps posting about working out and losing weight, so she probably did.

She foresees the reign of the Masaking and she's afraid.

So she's a Chelsea fan. Such a shame, I used to like her. Oh well, I'm gonna wreck her if a see her at a match.

>>11192763
somewhat related - here's hoping the aon uniteds of manchester can offload that wayne fella to the samsungs of chelsea.

>>11192774
Would that be analogous with Gomaki being transferred to Avex?

>>11192774
r u talking about soccer

>>11192818
Would you prefer handegg?

>>11192585
She looks terrible.
Like someone who is terminally ill.

Don't normal people see how ridiculous her body fat is? She looks like a skeleton in many pics. It wouldn't surprise me if she is losing hair.

>>11192820
u mean football?

>>11192824
You have to be skinny to be in the entertainment industry in China. Looking at her boyfriend and other Chinese males, it's no wonder Chinese girls like foreigners so much.

>>11192826
Handegg's handegg. The thing that's exclusive to the Brits that were expelled to North America hundreds of years ago. Football's the most popular sport in the world.

>feelio when liking football but living in a country that far prefers something else and hardly even knows cricket exists

>>11192422

>>11192818
nah, blud. we're natterin' about football 'ere.

>>11192815
nah. more like megumi murakami leaving to concentrate on her education.

>>11192840
i know that feel. there's nowt like going up to the heath and playing a few rounds of quick cricket.

dear diary

today, i was banned from a korean idol group forum because i used a picture of benito mussolini as my avatar.

/blog

>>11193055
I'd ban you from life for liking Korean sluts.
Just kidding, just fix you're ways.

>>11193055
shouldn't you been in /r9k/?

>>11193094
*be in

Good morningu.

>>11193094
that place is shit

>>11193132
didn't you see the gigantic k-popfag threads there? you can be with you're own.

>>11193142
those akgf threads are shit unless they're on /s/ or /g/.

>>11193123

Good mornin'!

>>11193155
Redirect you'reself to >>>/mu/ or >>>/hr/ or whatever and take you're Korean scum out of our Japanese pureness.

>>11193178
Those two are the future of the musumes. They'd better not fuck up.

>>11193189
exchange those hard-earned japan points quickly, anon. you'll never know when 7-eleven will stop accepting them.

>>11193246
I'd prefer you take you're Korean shit to Korea.

>>11193292
Dayum, that is one fine ass. Shame about the pigtails though, I'm not into little girls.

>>11193304
>2013
>not into little girls

>>11193300
did the koreans steal your dad/grandad's shins or something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk - a reminder of what awaits at narita.

>>11193304
>one fine ass
The finest.

I still prefer manobutt.

Airi and Kuma slurping noodles!

>>11193667
lovely.

>>11192639
No, she's just tired of the little cunt, like the rest of us

>>11192388
Huh, another double a? Jeezus.

>>11193955
She stole her loud random character from Ikuta, too.

Please enjoy you're favourite idol.

>>11194149
pic related - she has grabbed my attention in a similar way to that of snsd's tiffany... from out of no where! i am enjoying her responsibly.

>dat density

>>11194199
The most dense idol.

>>11194228
Maimi is the densest idol there is.

>>11194267
she has very little density to speak of.

these two: >>11190718 & >>11192254 have nice density also.

You guys realize your talking about mass, not density right?

>>11194326
wow shut up nerd

>>11194149
Why isn't Ikuta the center of Morning Musume? She's obviously the best Musume.

>>11194457

>>11194457
Why are Ikuta-fags so obnoxious?

>>11194629

>Guaranteed replies

>>11194629
Berryz and C-ute had their chance, now it is time for a new era. The Ikuta era. Just let those old idols fade away.

>>11194684
False flag detected 3/10.

>>11194684
Speakin of the Ikuta era,
did you guys watch this, she just out classes everyone around her, even toned back you can feel her Ikuteness sparkling.

And look she is probably even ultra tired in this too

>>11194735
I have it downloaded but haven't got around to watching it. How the heck did she mess up her age? Clearly she's very tired.

>>11194702
What? They're passed their prime. The old Musumes faded into obscurity after they got old and nasty, so why can't the H!P kids?

>>11194761
>why can't the H!P kids?
Because they have fans who pay to see them perform? Duh.

>>11194802
But then UF has to waste money on promoting lost causes when they could go with a sure thing with MM and Ikuta.

>>11194815
Why not just fire all other idols and have Ikuta go solo?

>>11194838
She's good enough for it, but I doubt UF would want to put all their eggs in one (really good) basket.

>this thread

>>11195032

Was Bear entertaining terminally ill children?

>>11195158
Would you consider wota as pitiful as make-a-wish kids?

>>11195169

Tricky question. I'm going to have to say that most are, if not more so.

You wake up one day and see this. What do you do?

>>11195413

>>11194326
>Different materials usually have different densities, and density may be relevant to buoyancy, purity and packaging. - wikipedia

Little Karin

>>11196486
:3

So I started lurking this thread a while ago and now I wonder - why they let Sayu into Morning Musume?
I saw that 6gen video with their singing and she was absolutely horrible. I also read here that her dancing wasn't better either.
So what, they chose her only because of look? I'm sure there were plenty of other cute girls that at least could do something. Nobody know back then that Sayu will be what she is today.
So what's the secret? What made them chose her for MM?

>>11196521
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbe--VJ3MWg

>>11196534
Yes, I know that 23 years old Sayu is great and stuff, but I still don't know why they chose her when she was 14.

>>11196521
She got picked because she was cute, nothing more. Tsunku said so himself.

>>11196521
Dunno, but Tsunku have twitter you could ask him.

Morning legs~

>>11196625
Which generation of MM is that H!P?

somewhat related - i know a girl who displayed similar faces, mannerisms and disinterest as ikuta does during a game of what i like to call "watership down" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY6YovglbhA pls do be enjoyings

>>11196638
>>11196638
it's 飯窪春菜 can you not tell?

>>11196648
srry i'm not very good with faces because of my condition.

>>11196652
nowt wrong with that.

>>11196652
Arr rook same

The fug is she doing?

>>11196677
Showing of her bad makeup skills.

>>11196677
looks like mimi from the drew carey show

>>11196677
I think it's hot when she tries too hard.

>>11196968
But...why?

>>11196973

>>11196976

How many people has she thrown from there?

http://blog-project.net/special-translations/145670

>Ishida’s dance is sharp and cool as always, but with the colour of her hair, she gives off an impression of a mischievous little devil.
>She has learned how to show more expressions now. This is what makes Morning Musume what they are. It can’t be helped that Moring Musume is currently a collection of good children.
>Ah, it doesn’t mean that Ishida is a bad child, please don’t misunderstand me!

Tsunku knows, his life is now in danger.

>>11197457
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t5561Dn1Ec
pls do be enjoyings.

>there will never be a Maachan DVD narrated by David Attenborough

>>11197565
you forgot the sir.

I don't envy AKB because of their sales, I envy them because I just went into their thread and they can have a decent discussion while this one is always filled with fucking shitposting retards

>>11197803

What would you like to talk about?

>>11197803
I agree man. You look at this thread a year ago and even if it was still the neo series it had some discussion.
>>11197812
It's not just about filling the thread with pictures or updating it often just because there's no replies. There's always something to share about your favourite idol, like what they're up to recently and all that.

>>11197803
I love you too, anon.

>>11197822
every1 bullies my favorite idol

>>11197834
Just ignore, report and hope for the best.

>>11197847
Actually I don't give a shit because I'm not a blubbering vagina, unlike some people.

>>11197858
good for you then.

Serial Killer playing soccer.

>>11197890
You must mean football.

>>11197890
Heh, I remember this goal. Faget just stood there.

>>11197895
She's not wearing pads and a helmet silly willy.

>>11189813
Female Ayumi, Riho, Sayu, and Airi fans are a lot worse in my experience. Fans who hate every girl that's not their oshi are supremely annoying.

>>11197900
>female

There's your problem.

>>11197993
meant to quote the post under the one quoted. with the harunan picture.

>>11197803
I suppose you don't appreciate the constant flow of forced shit like marmalade/feet/pits and the idiots that do nothing but cycle through the same images in their posts, occasionally asking some retarded question in a vain attempt to look ironically funny?

You're not alone, but I'd rather envy the sales. This is just some thread on the internet.

>>11197980
Yeah I don't get this. Furthermore these people expect that you would act the same, as in, the idea of hating everyone else except your favourite. It happens in these threads sometimes too. Just because I like an aidoruru more than another doesn't mean I have to hate everyone else.

>>11198011
get a load of this nerd. fuck off if you don't like jaypee's h!p threads.

>>11198017
It's an idiotic mentality. But this attitude is not exclusive to foreigners, japanese wota can be quite vicious too.

>>11198095
It seems that the cancer has already spread. I don't think anyone can do anything about this anymore. It's become /h!p/'s culture now because newfriends keep repeating it to make themselves feel a part of this 'community'.

>>11198176
perhaps you would be better suited with a site with tight moderation of discussion, like H!O. then you can enjoy talking about your favorite idol without the chance of bullies coming around or funposting.

>>11198187
Yeah, at this point linking to h!o isn't even an insult anymore.

>>11198194
figured you'd be comfortable with that website. please go whine elsewhere.

>>11198207
Nah, h!o is low, but this place is even lower. Just to set it straight here.

You may not like them but please accept these feets.

Just to make that guy mad.

>>11198227
dat Kanyon

>>11198176
It was inevitable that 4chan's retard culture bred by /b/ and /v/ would eventually seep into other boards.

>>11198247
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."

-an old /jp/ saying

Da fug is goin on here?

>>11198288
Autism is taking place. Sit back and enjoy.

>>11198274
That's Descartes you fuck.

You all should get out. I want to be here by myself.

>>11198350

>>11198350

Just like back in the good ol' days, which were never really all that good.

>>11198345
epic

>>11198274
>>11198247
therefor hello! online masterboard, amirite???

>>11198369
It's interesting that your only defense is to compare this thread to the shitter that is h!o. It really does say a lot about the current situation.

Stop complaining and post quality content like me.

>>11198426
No. We're dealing with this right here, right now.

>>11198489
Your not dealing with anything.

Dear shit/cancerposters, I know not even you are delusional enough to think that your 'contributions' are welcome by anyone and you're just trolling for the sake of trolling. Therefore, I kindly ask you, please cease your shitposting. We're trying to have a nice thing here. I'm sorry if you got banned from H!O, MMBBS or other places, but perhaps this is a sign that you don't belong and should just quietly lurk and enjoy the images. And if you don't really give a fuck about H!P and are here just for the sake of trolling, then how about you go to AK or KPOP threads now? It's been long enough. Thank you.

>>11198616
Quality contribution right there.

Is anyone good at photoshop so they can make funny quality maymays for us?

>>11198586
The neo-/jp/ I say had about a 15-20 thread golden period where everyone was naive and thought it wasn't the same fucking footfaggots and permatrips from before.

There was a reason the old thread shut down, you know. This lot can be alright, best to not pay attention to low quality posts, but as the anon said, if it is so forced that the other retards start joining in on it, it might be time to shut this down as well

>>11198713
Just leave if it is so shitty. Everyone else seems to be fine with the threads expect for you and maybe one other faggot.

>>11198740
Provide me with some serious arguments as to why exactly people who want this thread to be a place for decent discussion and enjoyment should leave, as opposed to feet shitposters, roleplayers and other cancer?

This does not imply that I will agree or feel convinced, but I'm really curious what your reasoning is.

>>11198713
>old thread
You mean the H!P thread before King of /jp/'s brilliant idea of one thread for all idols, right? Because the latter was the worst fucking idea ever.

>>11198789
He was obviously talking about the long chain of threads. Don't know why anyone would think of that 'Idol General' as THE old thread.

>>11198781
>not enjoying feet

Let's see what happens next thread. Heads up everyone, next thread is serious thread. No fun allowed. Only serious discussion.

>>11198813
>implying Jaypee is able contain herself

>>11198796
It was too scarring and I just can't get over the trauma, anon. All the casual weebs who just found out about AKB because they read about it on some sankaku complex article or whatever. Dreadful.

>>11198828
Well your going to have to to please the complain squad.

>>11198830
Can't believe those akbetas were against the split. Meh, they actually might've benefitted more from it.

>>11198832
There's no real point in people trying to be what they are not., at least without a good faith effort.

The second part has always been requirement too much to ask for.

>>11198858
I swear to do my best not to shitpost.

Here's the last of these if anyone wants them.

So yesterday Ayumi went out with Sakura to eat chinese dumplings. Apparently the dumpling on the upper left of the picture had anko fillings. She mentioned that she had one of these when she was in Taiwan a few months back for that handshake thing. So yeah, she likes sweet things apparently.

>>11199011
Is there an idol that does not like sweet things? I would think not.

>>11199037
Beef jerky preferring patrician taste S/mileages

>>11199054
How unbecoming of them.

New thread
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