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This thread is for all Hello! Project groups and soloists, old and new.

モーニング娘。 『ブレインストーミング』 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csmwgui5BMk
モーニング娘。 『君さえ居れば何も要らない』 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwh3Kc-Nta0
Berryz工房 『ゴールデン チャイナタウン』 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y81Gldfg_fM
Berryz工房 『サヨナラ ウソつきの私』 (MV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsSxKKVM7M
℃-ute 『悲しき雨降り』 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT10sAB7jm4
℃-ute 『アダムとイブのジレンマ』 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uzhmm_oUZU
スマイレージ 『新しい私になれ!』(S/mileage[Be the new me!]) (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCttQlnRcOU
スマイレージ 『ヤッタルチャン』(S/mileage[Yattaruchan]) (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emiJ1iGih6U
Juice=Juice 『五月雨美女がさ乱れる』 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHrpszUthUM
ハロプロ研修生 feat.Juice=Juice『天まで登れ!』[Go up higher!]MV(Zero Edit Ver.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=behGDIRH_8A
℃-uteツアーファイナル&ヤッタルチャン&モーニング娘。コメント MC:竹内朱莉【ハロ!ステ#22】
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI7STgGahUo

Previous Thread >>11139687

Thread topic: How hyped are you for the new season of Satoyama Life?

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>>11153986
thx

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>>11153986
Sato-what?

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>>11154002
Satoyama Life.

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>>11154007
I was pulling you leg, OP, merely to illustrate the irrelevance of the show in question.

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>>11154002
>not watching Satoyama life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnRvVoAS3aU

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>>11154015
Meh, help is a free thing, whether unwarranted or not.

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>>11154022
I'm sorry for being rude, OP.

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after buying a bag of these i like to separate them and put them into little cups so that there are 3 of each item in each of the serving cups. the odd i put into cake mix which i then microwave.

do you think h!ps do something similar with haribo or suchlike?

>> No.11154047

thread reminder that yaguchi is a whore

http://majide2ch.blogspot.pt/2013/07/touspo-reports-that-mari-yaguchi-is.html

hopefully your waifu will stay pure jaypee

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>>11154044
Airi may do something similar, since she's autistic like you.

>> No.11154058

>>11154050
i would like to be her friend. we could compare mic pres by seeing which captures triangle waves most accurately.

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>>11154047
It's a shame some girls can't control themselves.

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I wish Risa would take me to Disneyland for my birthday.

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The shadows accentuate Airi's pubic hair.

>> No.11154101 [DELETED] 

>>10777777
>>10777777
>>10777777

Fuck off and die, idolshits.

>> No.11154117

>>11154062
youre the one to talk sineater

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>>11154117
I'm still in a dream,

>> No.11154289

>>11154084
I wish any H!P, past, present or future, would be aware of my existence even for just a nanosecond.

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>>11154144
BWAH! BwahBwah! BuhBWAAAAHH!!!

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H!P needs to get on more varieties.

>> No.11154799 [SPOILER] 
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le bloody JunJun

Spoilered for the weak of heart

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>>11154799
I expected a tampon

>> No.11154895

>>11154799
shes cutting herself already?

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>>11154895
No one can live in sin for a long time without getting depressed.

>> No.11154998

>>11154907
damn how much does she weighs right now

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Looking forward to it.

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>>11154998
I guess as much as she weighted before.
I can't see any difference in her weight, anon.

>> No.11155071

>>11155029
is that a chastity lock?

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>>11155071
Yeah Reina has to protect her virginity.

>> No.11155249

>>11154907
where does reina take these pictures?

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>>11155216
You're a funny guy.

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>>11155261
thx

>> No.11155280

>>11155249
her room

>> No.11155527

>you will never see your oshi walk down a catwalk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E7I2Thq6rs

>> No.11155573

>>11153986
>tfw no more high-pitched female narrator
>tfw no more I'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG

just kill me already ;_;

>> No.11155756

>>11155249
There's a room at their place she's using as a storage for her clothes. There.

>> No.11155932

http://wolves-morningmusume.blogspot.jp/2013/07/tell-me-your-stories-from-maachans.html
lel

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I need Jaypee's expert opinion on this situation. Please identify the feeling that she is displaying with the sighing noise at 1:52-1:53.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7lML0q1f98&feature=player_detailpage#t=105s

>> No.11156463

>>11156403

Laughing because she caught the camera person checking her out? Like a nervous laughter because she's uncomfortable with that and has to laugh it off or maybe like an "OH yooouu~!" kind of laugh because they're being so cheeky.

What's bothering me more is that sound in the background, it sounds like someone's panting/moaning. I-I'm scared jaypee! ;_;

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>>11156463
>Laughing because she caught the camera person checking her out?

That's what I thought as well and I was looking for confirmation. Thank you. Anyone else have an opinion on the situation?

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Why would they include that part if it is obvious to two seasoned Jaypeer autistics that the camera guy was checking her out and she was reacting to that? Isn't that too racy for idols?

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>>11156613

You know what's too racy for idols?

You're mum!

>> No.11156860

>>11155013
which group makes the best pudding?

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>>11156860

C-ute, because Airi likes pudding...pudding dicks in her mouth!

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>>11156880
top, middle or bottom?

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>>11156894
Where do you think, Mr. Barrymore?

>> No.11156917

>>11156900
give me an hour or so... i need to properly calculate the lewd average of each group.

the top group has the most number of lewd members but the bottom group's lewd potential is somewhat unknown. the middle... well, the less said, the better.

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>>11156917

That statement is absolutely topsy-turvy! Though, I'm sure your conclusions will prove to be quite...stimulating. I find it almost a shame I'll not be able to witness your results firsthand, but please, don't stop on my behalf. So please, do carry on.

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>>11156470
I have an opinion, but it's wrong.

>> No.11156944

>>11156917
Middle group's lewdness isn't just potential so there we have the winner.

>> No.11156960

>>11156944
lewd potential only applies to the bottom group at this time.

my "work" is being hampered due to sorting peanuts, raisins and chocolate chips.

>> No.11157525

What is currently the most relevant H!P group?

>> No.11157587

>>11157525
which group makes YOU produce the most marmalade when you watch and listen to them?

>> No.11157630

>>11157525
Relevant to what? The musumes sell the most stuff and are the most on TV, but that's the way it always was. S/mileage's newest single was their third best selling ever so I guess they're doing pretty good relatively. I guess C-ute has been doing alright recently as well.

>> No.11157670

>>11157630
Seeing as Crazy was C-ute's best seller, performing in France, tickets for their Budokan concert are sold out and having a day named after them...

meh, they're doing okay.

>> No.11157871

I bet the juicefag whose been saying their the best thing ever is going to be quite quiet when they'll wreck even more than S/mileage

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>>11157871
I want to fuck Karin.

>> No.11157930

>>11157912
Me too but Juices still gonna me meh

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>>11157912
she is a pretty girl.

>> No.11158057

>>11156403
Socko used to be good man, I should I know, I was the guy on the right in that video

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Where are people migrating after aewen?

Naruu?

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>>11158057
The guy asking questions or the lewd camera man?

>> No.11158096

>>11158073
What is a naruu? link pls
What I really wish there was is a comprehensive H!P image bank that actually has tags beyond the girls names. Stuff like soles, tiny_hat and so on.

>> No.11158108

>>11158096
i am certain that there are enough of us here with enough "autism" we could make such thing a reality if we had the content.

>> No.11158125

>>11158096
That's exactly what naruu is...

>> No.11158140

>>11158125
I have no reason to believe it exists as a web & archive search turns up nothing. Provide a link or go fuck yourself.

>> No.11158151

>>11158140
you can find narru in shattrath city

>> No.11158168

>>11158151
Please have fun fucking yourself.
Apparently he was talking about this thing, but I can't figure out how to get anything else than Maasa out of it and even if it was her I'm after, there's frustratingly little of images so I wouldn't really call it "comprehensive".
http://naruserv.ddo.jp:10703/maasa/upload.php?page=1&gal=1&mode=list&sword=&andor=

>> No.11158177

>>11158168
that looks very much like a honey pot, anon.

i'd get a new ip if i were you.

>> No.11158184

if you are running windows it might already bee too late.

>> No.11158182

>>11158168
try this

http://naruserv.ddo.jp/img/?dir=/02helloproject

>> No.11158186

>>11158182
Nice 403, faggot.

>> No.11158196

>>11158186
works for me, get better internet. that website sucks anyway. there's like 2 pages of pictures for each H!P

>> No.11158199

>>11158186
within the google search ecosystem try the following:

"insert h!p name here" site:naruserv.ddo.jp

>> No.11158217
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new linlin picture

>> No.11158231

>>11158217
breathtaking. this made me excite.

>> No.11158317
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>>11158231
And JunJun says she wants to be a man in the next life.

>> No.11158356

>>11158317
Who wouldn't want (a) cock?

>> No.11158357

>>11158317
Ugh. I miss chubby-jun. Wish I could filter out these new pics, heh.

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>>11158357
But she wasn't even chubby, anon. She was totally normal weight. And now she's a malnourished and emaciated poor Chinese girl, who feeds solely on marmalade.

>> No.11158374

>>11158217
They never should have brought Chinks into the group.

>> No.11158375

>>11158217
Disgusting, pls stop posting.

>> No.11158376

>>11158368
Chubby, perhaps not the right word (and it's referring to her face, more than anything else), but my point still stands.

>> No.11158381

>>11158368
she will die from marmalade induced diabetes.

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>>11158376
Stating a preference and saying you'd like to filter everything else out isn't really a point but an opinion, m8. Have some nice thighs though.

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The Ikuta

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You can find me in the club,
bottle full of bub, look mami i got the X if you into taken drugs,
im in there having sex i aint into maken love,
so come give me a hug, if you're into gettin' rubbed

>> No.11158432

>>11158392
You're right, thanks anon.

>> No.11158436

>>11158409
you sure know how to spoil us, ambassador.

>> No.11158445

>>11158433
>X
is that still "cool" with the young people of today?

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http://hs.5ding.com/

LinLin being a cover girl for some game. They gave her hilariously large boobies.

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>>11158582

>> No.11158600

>>11158587
is that a mustache? could someone kindly add a tiny hat on her?

>> No.11158601

>>11158582
>>11158587
Absolutely no one but you cares.

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>>11158601
How can you not like LinLin?

>> No.11158650

>>11158600
She's playing the character of double edge sword man in that picture for whatever reason.

>> No.11158737

>>11158601
I'm not that much into vintage musumes but I still care a bit, though not enough to go hunt on the Chinese WWW, so it's nice to have the chinafag around.

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Only pictures of Eri-pon allowed.

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>>11158741
>This thread is for all Hello! Project groups and soloists, old and new.
Also your the only one calling her like that, you're false-flag is obvious.

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>>11158741
Say that to my face.

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>>11158754
I'm her biggest fan and these Berryz, C-ute, and old Musumes are ruining our thread.

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>>11158767
You have a long way to go, apprentice-ruseman.

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>>11158767
You're completely free to post you're Berryz, m8. Please behave you'reself.

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>>11158767

>> No.11158786
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Have some of the friendliest musume to get some nice anger going.

>> No.11158799

>>11155013
i have concluded that the bottom group would be the ones to make the finest puddings.

i was hard work coming up with this i tell thee.

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>>11158799
Have you submitted a paper on this matter to an appropriate academic journal?

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>> No.11158826

>>11158806
i will do in due course.

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>>11158777
Golden Era? You know what else is golden? Urine. Haha.

>> No.11158858

>being on some kind of a personal crusade against Ikuta
>trying to turn /jp/sies against her by blatant falseflaggotry
Sure doesn't get any sadder than that.

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>>11158845

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>>11158845
You're a fuckin' riot, mate.

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>>11158777
She used to be so cool.

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>>11158938
She was my oshi back when I first got into H!P, if not for her, Aibon and Nono I wouldn't be here.

>> No.11158966

>>11158938
I'm kind of glad she did it, as I've never been particularly fond of her so I got not much to lose. She serves as a good example for the other H!Ps what not to do when there's a chance the media is still interested in your affairs.

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>>11158927
she popped up on the ZACC Prime blog yesterday.

don't know what a monster hunter needs with hair extensions and a manicure, but whatever.
MAAAAKI

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>>11158979
How does she even make money these days? Feels like going to Avex was a fucking waste.

>> No.11159003

>>11158979
Still hawt as ever. Is she still on hiatus? Has she gotten bored of MonHun yet?

>> No.11159008

>>11159002
High-class escort.

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>>11159008
I hope so.

>> No.11159021

>>11159008
>>11159016
how much do you think per session?

>> No.11159025
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>>11159021
'bout tree fiddy

>> No.11159028

>>11159025
epic meme le southpark

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>>11159025
>you will never be that photographer

>> No.11159046
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For the right price, they might include Aibon.

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>>11159002
Savings? She bought that giant house when she was 15 and then kept making money for another 10+ years. I'm sure Avex pays nicely too.
and they are 10/10 compared to what UFA are doing with the OGs. Goddamn.

>>11159003
yahoo reported on this blog thing and said that there's a rumor kicking around that she'll be back for a minute in September for Monster Hunter 4. But nothing concrete from her label or anyone.

>> No.11159080
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>>11159046
Don't slander my oshi pls

>> No.11159110
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>>11158587

That picture has obviously been tampered with, here's the original.

>> No.11159166

>>11159159
Yes.

>> No.11159159

Will the current gen ever sing hold on me?

>> No.11159171
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11159171

What kind of posts Sayu makes on 2chan?

>> No.11159182
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(DRIP) Morning Musume FC Event 2013 Winter~Morning Labo! IV~

>>11159171
The lewd kind about 9ki and 10ki

>> No.11159223

http://wotaintranslation.com/2013/07/09/any-guys-who-were-thoroughly-deceived-by-miyabis-hostess-techniques/
>I saw her with this fat wota at an individual handshake event, and she went:
>ノノl∂_∂’ル< “Are you pregnant?”
>…as she was laughing and punching him in the stomach.
...what

>> No.11159245

>>11158959
http://youtu.be/CNEXAxXmDfI

Only 1 out of 4 in that picture is pure.

>> No.11159275

>>11159223
>tfw your favorite idol will never ask you if you're pregnant and punch you in the stomach

>> No.11159294

>>11159275
Iikubo might congratulate one for the forthcoming child

>> No.11159323
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What is that tip on Airi's lip called?

>> No.11159337
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It's very sexual

>> No.11159339
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>>11159323
Cocksucker's lip, I believe.

>> No.11159356
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>>11159337
It really is. I hope her beautiful Chinese babies will inherit it.

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>>11159294

>And may you're first child be a masculine child.

>>11159223

>tfw I dream of Miyabi and realize she'll never serve me pancakes

>> No.11159405
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>>11159390
Miyabi has the best pits.

>> No.11159412

>>11159405
I'd love to lick them.

>> No.11159429

I'd go to Miyabi's and Harunan's handshake events just for them to be nice to me ;_;

>> No.11159438
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>>11159429
You and me, both.

>> No.11159468
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>>11159429
I wonder if they make fun of the particularly nerdy guys that come to the handshake events.

>> No.11159492

>>11159468
Can't imagine that about Harunan, too nice. Neither Miyabi, too professional. Masaking just might in a year or two, but you'll be out of luck if you're a foreigner and not a really extreme case.

>> No.11159517

>>11159492
I love the stories of wota who come out of Masakings booth confused and sometimes hurt.

>> No.11159541
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11159541

Which H!P wud u fug? I'd fug Rii.

>> No.11159554

>>11159492

>out of luck if you're a foreigner
Are you saying that, I have no chance at even pseudo-genuine affection? From everyone? Or just Sato?

>>11159541
Careful, the janitor might not like this. I'll bite though, the Maimi.

>> No.11159578

>>11159541
I probably wouldn't be able to keep it up with her if she had that purple hair she wore a while back. My libido isn't that great to begin with, though.

>> No.11159588

>>11159554
No, what I'm saying is you're going to look cool to them even if you're somewhat nerdy by western standards and it would be hard to get a derogatory reaction from anyone except Ayacho. I bet most of them are delighted to see foreign fans.

>> No.11159595

>>11159588
>Ayacho
Apparently she was very nice to Kentucky. Also, hitler-dubs.

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>>11159541
Do feet inspections fall under the category of fuggin?

>> No.11159656

>>11159595
More like scared as fuck. Also don't go there.

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>>11159588

Aw yiss~!

>> No.11159722
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What do you guys think would happen if I whipped out my dick in one of those private hand-shaking booths? Let's say I'm a big tough dude too so the lone staff in there won't be able to overpower me by himself.

>> No.11159733

>>11159722
Manager-san would cover you're idols eyez and they'd get you out one way or another. You'd get an eternal ban to such events and incident would never be mentioned again.

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>>11159722
You gonna get cut, bub.

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>>11159722
The face they display when they see you're Jaypee.

>> No.11159777

>>11159772
That alone would make it totally worthwhile, I could subsist on that satisfaction for decades.

>> No.11159891
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11159891

>feelio when smiling Kanyon

>> No.11159909

>>11159722
I'd say
go back to /b/ you fucking over hormoned faggots

>> No.11159923

>>11158196
If you knew what you were looking for and how to navigate you'd realize the treasure trove that is that site, little babby

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>>11159909
You don't like girls, anon?

>> No.11159941

>>11159722
Jail.

>> No.11159964

>>11159722
The only reason this has never happened is because the Japanese wotas are the biggest fucking betas on the planet.

Yes, bigger than anyone in /jp/ or even /a/

>> No.11159982

>>11159722
I'd guess that someone would have pepper spray or something like that on hand.

>> No.11159997

>>11159923
The H!P with the most pages is Mikitty with like 38. Most of the others have 4 or less pages of pictures. Get rekt kid.

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>>11159964
Perhaps has happened, but no one wants to talk about it.

>> No.11160205
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I hope you ENJOY your day Jaypee.

>> No.11160306
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What do the C-uties smell like?

>> No.11160391

>>11160306
Airi smells like dried semen.

>> No.11160394

>>11160391
too rude

>> No.11160401

>>11160396
acceptable

>> No.11160396

>>11160306
Feet.

>> No.11160722

>>11160065
Is there video from that appearance?

>> No.11160738
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>>11160205
It was good, I took it pretty easy
Now it is time to get rustled

>> No.11160763
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>>11160738
I recommend watching H!P DVD Magazine Vol. 33 while drinking a few adult beverages.

>> No.11160765
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>> No.11160789

>>11160306

Dried chow mein
and
Gym sweaty girl

>> No.11160792
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>>11160763
Oh yea? I haven't actually sat through an H!P magazine in well over a year

>> No.11160812
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>>11160792
I found it entertaining. Also why is Maimii the perfect H!P?

>> No.11160944
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11160944

You will never give upskirt shots while performing on stage...

>> No.11161237

>>11159110
my cleaning lady will not be pleased with the mess i made in the kitchen, hallway and my computer room.

thanks, anon.

>> No.11161245

>>11160722
Not that i'm aware of.

>> No.11161292

>>11160944
Are those diapers?

>> No.11161410

>>11161409
What?

>> No.11161409

>>11161292
No, they're idols.

>> No.11161750

>>11161410
All idols are diapers, but not all diapers are idols.

>> No.11161765

>>11161292
bloomers

>> No.11161768
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>>11161750
Keep you're poo-brained opinions to you'reself, dweeb! Btw those are some of the ugliest bloomers I've ever seen on a girl!

>> No.11161777

>>11161768
Just because you CAN post former H!P, doesn't mean you should -- at least not Shitharu.

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>>11161777
Oh come now, we're all friends here.

>> No.11161998

>>11161979
those are tour de france winning thighs.

>> No.11162053

>>11161979
Now THIS I can get behind

>> No.11162201
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11162201

This is the new shit: Hello project station ep 23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGjCy7Fackg

>> No.11162405
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>> No.11162438
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>>11162405
The best H!Ps all in one picture.

>> No.11162464

>>11162438
The best at being bland

>> No.11162468

>>11162464
Yea, why can't they be funny like Ikuta and Zukki?

>> No.11162530

>>11162438
Beautiful white skin.

>> No.11162562
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>>11162530
The best

>> No.11162560

>>11162438
dem gams

>> No.11162573
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>>11162560
H!P

>> No.11162979
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11162979

Best H!P

>> No.11162985

>>11162530

More like ash pale.

>> No.11162999

>you will never shake 柳原 尋美's hand or have your press your belly till you squeal like a piggy.

>> No.11163035

>>11162999
Too soon, man. Too soon.

>> No.11163047

>>11163035
14 years this coming wednesday.

>> No.11163052

>>11162530
It's always nice to remember that the Japanese are white. Makes my hobbies feel less foreign.

>> No.11163088
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>>11163052
Germany and Japan, the Aryan Reich.

>> No.11163093

>>11163088
why japan use china runes too?

hangul strong!

>> No.11163094
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>>11163088
One day we will reunite with our lost white brethren of Japan.

>> No.11163110

>>11163088
He looks Turkish. How fitting.

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>>11163110
Great. Now I want kebab.

>> No.11163179

>>11163172
doner with chili sauce?

>> No.11163216

>>11163110
No, I think you are the Kebab.

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>>11163179
I prefer Iskender.

>> No.11163257

>>11163252
iskender is cool, too.

>> No.11163694

is 4chan broken?

is dead?

>> No.11163703

>>11163172
I haven’t had some of that greasy goodness in a long while now.
I did recently eat a medium portion of fries with deep-fried meatballs though.

>>11163216
Come on, the guy looks very Turkish.

>> No.11163849
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>los feelios when you'll never make money with a DVD where you just smile to the camera in different clothes.

>> No.11163875
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>>11163849
this one guy would let me swim in his pool and he would give me weird drinks and have me put on plays for him that he would film

>> No.11163876

>>11163849
>you'll never be a cute Japanese girl

>> No.11163999

Take your feel shit back to wherever you came from.

>> No.11164005
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>>11163999
We have a certain high standard of posting on Jaypee's H!P thread that must be kept.

>> No.11164014
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Posting best H!P

>> No.11164096
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What's up with this weird question? It's like something an autistic person would post here.

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>>11164096
Those questions have always been retarded.

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>>11164096
I think it's supposed to be cute, like an everyday impure person would consider the question to be ridiculous but a moe naive innocent idol would believe that the situation is possible because of their childish view of the world.
If Jaypee asked the idols a question it would be more like "Which other H!P's feet would you sniff?"

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>>11164160
You are always so insightful and articulate, anon.

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>>11164206
I shitpost so much that I have to make it up somehow.

>> No.11164258

>>11164214
are you mending your ways?

>> No.11164273
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11164273

Do you like Maasa's new haircut?

>> No.11164277

>>11164273
No. She looks like a fag.

>> No.11164283

>>11164273
While I usually have a thing for girls with short hair, I prefer her long black hair to be honest.

>> No.11164286
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>>11164258
I'm trying to keep the shitpost to decent post ratio balanced.
>>11164273
would fug

>> No.11164287
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>you can find me in da club

>> No.11164288

>>11164283
I'm with this guy.

>> No.11164297

>>11164273
Disgusting she-hulk bulldyke, would harpoon.

>> No.11164311
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11164311

More of dis

>> No.11164313
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>>11164311
and dat

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>>11164273
I too have a thing for short hair but this is too short for Maasa even if she is my favorite H!P.
She doesn't have a face/head for it like Takeuchi, but once it grows out a bit it'll be stellar.

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>>11164323
>Maasa
>favorite H!P

>> No.11164329

>>11164328
This fucking momochi bandwagonner.

>> No.11164336

>>11164328
Momo's good too, so let's be Berryz bros, there aren't enough.
That was actually wallpaper for a while now its
>>11154002

>> No.11164344
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>>11164336
Sorry, Berrybro. I didn't realize you were this based.

>> No.11164348

>>11164336
>implying Berryz isn't the most popular group

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>>11164348

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>>11164348
Even more popular than AKB according to some jaypeers. lel

>> No.11164373
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESz8zdXF6yQ

This is my all-time favorite H!P song, what do you think about it?

>> No.11164381

>>11164373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW7olEqJVnM
Most epic performance ever.

>> No.11164420
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>>11164373
I like it.

>> No.11164434
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>>11164273
I think it's okay.

>> No.11164530
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11164530

You will never bury yourself balls deep in Risako, feeling through your loin her innards pulsating in rhythm to your thrusts as her soft, white thighs squeeze your hips in place. You will never experience this.

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>>11164530
too lewd

>> No.11164553
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>>11164538
M-momochi, why so perfect?

>> No.11164556
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11164556

>Maasa

>> No.11164568
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>>11164556
I really like Risako, but honestly how slutty does Jaypee think she is behind the scenes?

>> No.11164572
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>>11164568
Pretty fucking slutty, but she acts the part so it's okay.

>> No.11164588
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>>11164568

I would hope she isn't...at all, but I don't think that's the case. This life has twisted her, changed her. She was so innocent...so pure...where did it all go wrong jaypee? Where did it all go wrong!?

>> No.11164602
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>>11164588
No H!P above the age of 18 is pure, anon.

>> No.11164604

>>11164602
>*SNAP*

>> No.11164605
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>>11164602
false

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>>11164605
>chink exchange-student
>H!P

>> No.11164674
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>>11164656
le beautiful pure Chinese H!P face

>> No.11164693
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This thread needs some dignity and class~

>> No.11164698
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>>11164674

T-those heels, p-please, n-no more! I can't take it!

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>>11164693
I agree.

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>>11164698

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>>11164538
>>11164553
I'd like to run my hands down Momoko's back to her ass, grab that shit like a grape and then move one of my hands over to her breasts, free one and suck on it as my other hand slips into her panties and grabs her bush while simultaneously wriggling my middle finger into her soft, wet inside. -anon

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>>11164851
written with one hand

also still too lewd

>> No.11164880

>>11164851
Dude, fucking get out of here, and write your fanfiction on fucking jphip, this is getting sick

>> No.11164930

>>11164880
Get off your high horse, prude, we're all thinking it.

>> No.11164938

>>11164930
except we don't shit up the thread by posting asstr tier fan-fiction

>> No.11164943

>>11164930
No we're not.

>> No.11164949

>>11164938
It's not fiction, I just told you all what I'd like to do, there's a difference.
>>11164943
Your not sexually attracted to your oshi?

>> No.11164959

>>11164949
>Your not sexually attracted to your oshi?
What does this have to do with your shit-tier erotica?

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>>11164949

>Being sexually attracted to your oshi
>Thinking this is a hive mind/circle jerk

Get a load of this guy!

>> No.11164987

>>11164959
What's wrong with sharing your sexual fantasies? I don't understand why your so upset.
>>11164971
What? Your not making any sense right now, please clarify.

>> No.11165002
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Mugs up in this bitch

>> No.11164999

>>11164987
This thread isn't for sharing your sexual fantasies, especially for poorly written ones such as yours.

>> No.11165012

>>11165002
Those are some mean mugs, mate.

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>>11165002

>> No.11165029

>>11164999
Your acting like I published a novel or something when I just posted what came to my mind when I saw some pics of Momoko, why are you so upset?

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>>11165013

>> No.11165049

>>11165029
You're the one getting upset at someone calling your "sexual fantasies" poorly written.

>> No.11165057

>>11165029
Because it is vulgar and trashy.
There is something called subtlety, clearly something you have no grasp of.

If I wanted to hear what your type of unwashed greasy hornballs wanted to do with idols, I would of became an Akb fan

Bottom line, get out of /jp/
and take some of these other Momo fags with you

>> No.11165091

>>11164273
she looks like miuna.

pls feel free to add tiny hats, etc.

>> No.11165090

>>11165049
I know I'm a shit writer and have never claimed to be otherwise, but when did I get upset?
>>11165057
Grow out of Hello! Online already. What, did your mom tell you words like cock, cunt and anus are evil?

>> No.11165101

The guy writing the fanfiction gets off on people looking at his perversion. Just ignore him.

>> No.11165108

Someone better start cooking up ideas for the next thread.

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>>11165031

>> No.11165112

>>11165101
>fanfiction
I don't think that means what you think it does.

>> No.11165119

>>11165108
mugs and other drinking vessels

>> No.11165124

>>11165119
I was delightfully surprised to see there was actually something in the mugs.

>> No.11165130

>>11165124
looks like yorkshire tea for hard water with a bit of milk. lovely.

>> No.11165138

>>11165090
Smut talk isn't an elevated form of discussion either, having taste is an important part of being a good wota and not some DD mouth breather

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>>11165110

>> No.11165174

>>11165138
>elevated form of discussion
Do you wear a fedora? I love my idols but I'm not some pretentious asshole pretending I wouldn't like to plunge myself into their vaginas and unload my ballsack in their mouths.

>> No.11165179

>>11165174
Every man eats, shits, and has sexual fantasies about pretty girls, but not everybody wants to hear about it.

>> No.11165184

>>11165174
Are you sexually frustrated by any chance? Go get laid man.

>> No.11165195

>>11165184
not him but
>on Jaypee
>getting laid, ever

>> No.11165201

>>11165195
it is not impossible anon...

>> No.11165204

>>11165195
Speak for yourself kek

>> No.11165206

>>11165195
To be honest I don't think anyone of us are from this board, except that nrdy guy. The only reason I'm visiting /jp/ is this thread. Most of the time I'm on spee shitting up gamethreads.

>> No.11165208

>>11165201
>>11165204
every time i tell a girl to have sex with me she calls the police

>> No.11165211

>>11165208
How about a social escort?

>> No.11165213

>>11165179
I get that.
>>11165184
I'm probably ten times more disgusting than you but still get laid regularly by unseemly women since I have no inhibitions.
>>11165206
Reporting in, I just don't get /jp/-culture.

>> No.11165214

>>11165206
/g/ and /sp/ here.

>>11165208
this one time at work camp i told a girl to touch my win key. i got done for sex harass.

>> No.11165222

>>11165208

You have my condolences, friend.

New thread, when? I'm thinking something like 'No-Shitposting Edition,' I think it could work.

>> No.11165229

>>11165222
Pls make it, anon! I believe in you!

>> No.11165284

New thread
>>11165269
>>11165269
>>11165269

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