/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I think your kid's gonna be bullied.

I don't think you'll have sex.

>>11163733
I think he'll have sex with his kid.

What are your kid's ten desires?

>>11163736
He'd have to have sex in order to have the kid to have sex with.

>>11163733
>>11163749
You are too pessimist

>>11163733

That's why I won't bother with kid names. Virgin forever.

Ignoring the pedo shit, what would a /jp/ dad even be like?

She will be cute

>>11163767
You can't ask that question without taking into account the pedophilia in /jp/'s mind.

>>11163767
a real human being

>>11163767
I don't know, but I want a kid. If it's a boy, Moukou. If it's a girl, probably Alice.

What if she doesn't have green hair?

>>11163767
I have 2 kids and I'm a great dad. I don't know how others will be.

>>11163767
A normal man who occasionally plays STGs and fighting games, collects figurines, and then begins to shut himself in somewhere along the line when his wife divorces him and gets full custody of the children.

/jp/ shopping with his daughter.

>>11163767
I wonder if I'd have the courage to gently caress her pussy.

>>11163790
>If it's a boy, Moukou
See you after school at the playground, nerd.

>>11163767
Like that commercial where the guy plays princess and folds towels with his daughter.

>>11163793
She can dye it

>>11163793
That comes during the rebellious teenage years.

>>11163807
What if she isn't weird and into robots and otaku stuff?

>waifu's face when you suggest some retarded weeb name for your daughter

>you will never teach your son all your secret shitposting techniques

>>11163822
you don't have that problem with a japanese wife

>>11163822
Why didn't you marry a Japanese woman or a weeab girl?

>What do you think about Sanae?
Your hypothetical daughter or the miko?

Not weeb but I always liked the names Louise, Alice or Melody.

There are others I like too but they dont come close to those.

I dont know what I would name a boy. I wont have to worry about names though so I wont agonize over it.

>>11163846
Name it Wriggle

I would just kill myself if I ever ended up with a daughter

>>11163767
/jp/ dad plays tea party with real tea and a fancy tea set. He builds a castle in his backyard so his daughter can be a real princess. Dresses her in super cute outfits and can't help but buy her everything she asks for.

He probably also neglects his wife, focusing too much on spoiling his little girl.

>>11163855
Why?

>>11164001
Could you imagine little punk ass boys trying to fuck your little girl? It would give me a heart attack.

>>11164001
I wouldn't want to be stuck with a girl for 18+ years and having to slowly watch her turn into a slut
and women are basically inferior in every way and she wouldn't be able to pass on my legacy

>>11164015
>legacy

I think I would make a pretty decent father. The problem is my daughter would grow up, and turn into a woman. And I hate women.

>>11164006
don't talk about that
i'll never want to have a kid

>>11164018
please no projecting

>>11164006
I'll get a divorce when she turns 13. That's only 5 years of child support.

>>11164022
This is /jp/ so it's more like profiling. It's only projection when there's a good chance of it not being true at all. People start with stereotypes and adjust as more individual info becomes available.

>>11164006

That's a really good point. I'd be way too overprotective.

>>11164050
That just makes her want to rebel more.

>>11164056
This is the big problem, trying to find the balance. If you're too overprotective, she's going to rebel and start fucking black dudes, but if you spoil her too much she turns into an entitled cunt.

Hold on /jp/ there was a loli doujin about this.
So our daughters never leave us, we need to get them addicted to our cock at an early age!

>>11164060
Would you rather a stuck up bitch that's too good for any man? Trouble is, she would most likely end up as a tumblr feminist.

>>11164056

Exactly, it happened to me. That's why I can never be a father.

>>11164067
No, you just need to leave.

>>11164076
>getting kicked out of your own house

>>11164078
Who are you quoting?

>>11164035
Nuh uh. They don't let you off the hook that quick. It's move like until they're 21-22 (finished up undergrad). You may pay a little less for that period though.

>>11164067
What kind of sick fuck jap comes up with shit like that.

>>11164114
Fine, I'll pay 8-10 years of child support.

>>11164129
Child support technically takes priority over alimony. But you may very well end up paying noteably more in alimony - that'll be what rapes your wallet.

>>11164133
Why not just make your wife pay alimony for you? Then you don't have to pay for child support either.