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All I want is a cute little /jaypee/ to play with. I'll dress you up in kawaii outfits and you can follow me around. We can play STGs together and talk about our favorite 2hus. We'll get you all dressed up for tea ceremony and m-maybe we can even take our waifus on a double-date.

What do you think /jp/ ?

>> No.11162369

Where?

>> No.11162368

What kind of clothes? This is important.

>> No.11162373
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>>11162368

A nice kimono for starters. Maybe a cheongsam also.

>>11162364

Japan.

>> No.11162377

>>11162369

Sorry anon, I meant to bump with your post.

>> No.11162386

>>11162373
Can you pick one out for me please?

My favourite colour is red and my 3 sizes are 48/40/45.

>> No.11162404

it's really quite difficult to align your fingers like that

feels very unnatural

>> No.11162412

I don't live near there.

>> No.11162457

>>11162386
Please respond.

>> No.11162460

>>>/soc/

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>>11162457

How's this style anonymous?

>> No.11162463

I would oblige, but I'm a social autist.

>> No.11162466

>>11162463

Plus. I'm not little enough, I'm 5 ft 10.

>> No.11162470

>We can play STGs together and talk about our favorite 2hus.

Boringgggggggggggggggggg.

Can't we do something else that's fun?

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I found this image when I was crossboarding to /v/ and it made me think of you /jp~

>> No.11162474

>>11162471
Why? I don't even have a DS and I never get on airplanes.
Also I don't talk to random strangers.

>> No.11162475

>>11162470

W-we can do whatever you want anonymous. As long as you're polite and let me pet you.

>> No.11162479

>>11162475
I think you know what anon meant by something "more fun". The truth is that /jp/sies are really lewd.

>> No.11162483

I think you should go back to gaia. Or twitter. Or /soc/, or /lgbt/, or whatever

>> No.11162488

I just want people to play Dokapon Kingdom with. I need an intense rivalry like that.

>> No.11162510

>>11162475

>W-we can do whatever you want

I don't know what I want. Everything in life seems so boring.

>let me pet you

I'm okay with that.

>>11162479

>/jp/sies are really lewd

I am not!

>> No.11162511

>>11162462
I like it but I'm not sure I have the figure to pull it off.

I'm certainly tall enough though, I like how it would emphasise my legs.

>> No.11162516

>>11162511

I'm sure you'd look wonderful in it anon ^^

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