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Wanko thread.

>> No.11162309
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yamabiko scum

>> No.11162308 [DELETED] 

>feelio when only 1 bellow average dick

I can't even satisfy one of them, let alone all 3. ;_;

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>>11162308

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>>11162308

>> No.11162320

I'd wank to them!

>> No.11162399

>feelio when you consider buying a dog to fug

>> No.11162445

>>11162308
It's okay bro, my dick is only 7 inches. We can be small together. ;_;

>> No.11162545

Fuuuuuuuuck, duck, fuck.

Sorry Kyouko, you're just too cute to fuq.

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>>11162399
I already fug my dog

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>>11162308

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SOMEONE WAN WAN

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Chooo!

>> No.11162730

>>11162308
Rejoice! Even if your dick is small for human standards, even the tiniest of penises is bigger than a Panda bear's! And among apes, humans are the best endowed.

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My dog's sister got ran over a car yesterday

>> No.11162834

>>11162825
Why did Ran need to get over a car?

>> No.11162852 [DELETED] 

>>11162834
To get to the other side stupid but seriously she was good dog she even over a half year old

>> No.11162861

>>11162834
To get to the other side stupid but seriously she was a good dog she wasn't even over a half year old

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>>11162730
In regards to penis size to body size ratio, humans are among the most endowed, if not the most endowed, beings in the entire animal kingdom.
For example, gorillas are huge, but in comparison to their body size and penis size, if a human were to have a penis in proportion to a gorilla, the penis would be about the size of your pinky finger.

I always liked this because if humans were among other humanoid species in say a fantasy or sci-fi setting, humans would probably be the most well-endowed. So your human cock would be ginormous to a dog girl.

>> No.11162877

>>11162869
>So your human cock would be ginormous to a dog girl.
No it wouldn't, don't feed him lies to try to make him feel better

>> No.11162880

>>11162825
>>11162861
Sorry to hear that, dude.
You have my condolences.

>> No.11162892

>>11162869
My dog's cock is huge, at least as long as mine and almost twice as thick.

>> No.11162895

>>11162877
That's the truth. You can even look it up if you want to learn more about the various cocks of the animal world. Some are kinda quite, like those of gastropods.

Although the size of a fictional species' genitalia is up to debate, in regards to the information and data we have in the real world, a human that shares canine features would most likely have smaller genitalia.

>> No.11162914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBbLqQH0d7g

>> No.11162922

>>11162895
Not if if they're 10% furry

>> No.11162988

>>11162895
If having a larger penis is even slightly desirable to these near-human females (as it is with human females), then it will be selectively bred and average penis size will increase with time.

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>> No.11164342

>>11162988
Only actually works if penises are displayed so they can actively influence mate selection

Clothing causes large dicks to stop being selected for. It's how japan ended up with tiny peckers while africa kept them.

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Kagerou is cutest canine 2hu

>implying that 2hus with crazy hair colours are good

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/jp/ is so frustrating.

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