/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Tell us some oldJP stories.

get with the times grandpa

>/ck/ threads
>/int/ threads
>/trv/ threads
>/lang/ threads
>/pol/ threads
>/tv/ threads
>feelio threads
>NEETypoo threads

And report queue always gets reset within seconds.

>>11161324
"I have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do?

Perhaps it is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board."

>>11161350
"Citizens of /jp/! Raise your eyes to the touhous and observe!

Today our board's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!

Meido, herald of the autists, has been defeated by our brave shitposters in the depths of the autist city of Gensokyo.

Meido was sent here to judge the fate of our board.

He found a board whose shittiness had deviated from moot's blueprints. A board where not everything had gone according to plan.

Cold logic deemed our board not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of pure buttfrustration. It's up to each of us to prove this is a board worth shitting on.

That our shitposts... our shitposts are worth posting."

>>11161324
I have seen things.. you newfriends wouldn't believe..

Suigin's kopipes spammed off alongside the JBCS. I watched threads rot away in the dark near the 15th page.

All those moments will be lost in time..

Like tears..In the rain.

Time to die..

>>11161330

How does that bird cook spaghetti?

Trevor's pastas? No, fuck you, you self advertising faglord.