/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11160958
>omegle
Well of all the things that you did wrong this is the worst. I would suggest for the your greatest benefit do not return to such a terrible site.

Play a girl character in an MMORPG game with an unassuming name and be entirely profesional and polite and the same will happen.

>>11160966
What is an unassuming name?

>>11160958
So are you going to share them or what? Please show us the fruits of your labour.

I once met a nice jaypee on omegle. We stayed up together till the sun rise.

>>11160972
The is the only one I had copied.
http://i.imgur.com/SJyE8lN.jpg

>>11160958
but that's a good thing

Pic or it didn't happen.

>>11160978
Would not suck

>>11160966
Some of my favorite names to use are Socks, Fuzzyblanket, Shakeslurper, iluvslurpees, and cakeisgood05.

>>11160978
nice cock

Tell me when you get a /jp/sie to send you one.

>>11160999
Nobody seems to like the two /jp/ cocks that get posted all the time.

>>11160990
Thank you.

I'm trying to get better at roleplaying a girl. I'm trying to find someone to do a two-part act with where I'm a shy girl and the other is my energetic girl friend.

>>11160958

>>11160999
I have pictures of 3 different /jp/sie dicks and I'm not sharing!

I once pretended to be a girl for about a year on an online game. This is how I met my best friend. It was 6 years ago, and we're still friends to this day.

It was a cool experience. Pretending to be a girl made me realize that I had a nice personality, and that the reason why I was otherwise rejected was because of my gender.

every /jp/sie i get on omegle is either a closet normal or a complete autistic guy who can't keep a conversation and keeps talking about killing cats with a bow and arrow
they say they arent even gay too!

>>11161022
What is camsex?

I am literally addicted to spending time on omegle cam and having camsex with girls and traps.

Seriously, I spend like 2-3 hours on it every few days. And then I cum buckets and buckets.

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>>11161020
Does he still think you're a girl?

>>11161018

Anyone who uses such a site is a normal!

>>11161020
No, you just have a niche interest.

>>11161033
I just want to talk to someone in the same boat as me
and don't give me that /jp/ skype shit

>>11161028
No. I told him the truth 9 months after befriending him. At first he thought I was joking, and refused to believe me. But we stayed best friends, because he liked me more for my personality than my gender.
>>11161035
So?

>>11160958
You're sick yo

>>11161042
Girls with niche interest are more appealing to males with the same interest.

>>11161020
He still wants to f*ck you

>>11161040

I don't know what /jp/ skype means. Why isn't this place enough?

>>11161042
He must be a faggot.

>>11161023

>>11161045
Well, yeah, obviously.
>>11161047
>>11161049
No, he's VERY straight. He's the kind of guy who's disgusted and uncomfortable when he sees gay things happening (although he's not homophobic and is totally fine with my preferences).

>>11161022
I had a friend who was addicted to it. He'd sit shirtless or pretend to be asleep or wear a gorilla costume or santa hat. He always told me how much fun it was, but every time he connected to Ventrilo it'd use his webcam mic and it eventually got annoying.

Nowadays all he does he play WoW on a private server with his 14 year old little brother and complain to be about how much the little brother sucks, or how cool his character looks. It also takes him about three hours to respond to anything I send him and most of the time his response is, "haha," or "lol," before going on about something he's done in the game.

He's pretty much dead to me at this point. I've begun collecting onaholes as a hobby.

>>11161020
That's a very cute story, thank you for sharing.

I would really like to hear more because it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

>>11161053
He definitely sounds like a latent homosexual.

>>11161053
>the kind of guy who's disgusted and uncomfortable when he sees gay things
That's gay

t. Gayness professor

/jp/ used to be really good at role playing on that site.

>>11161071
Try a girl on girl approach.

>>11161065
I try to roleplay with a jp and they say "im not gay"

>>11161071
That's the keyword that they are sub and want to be pretend raped.

>>11161073
lesbians are gross democrats.. I cant get hard to that!

>>11161056
I don't really know what else to talk about. He's kinda wealthy, and sometimes sends me gifts, since I'm a poor NEET. The PC I'm using used to be his main until he bought a new one, and he sent it to me for free. He bought me a 4chan pass too, and a few games.
>>11161057
>>11161060
Nah, I know him well enough and I can assure you he isn't. He had a girlfriend before (until he got bored of her), and fucked a few sluts. He isn't a normalfag, he's just good at pretending he's one for profit.

>>11161073
This.

Most /jp/sies won't do it otherwise.

>>11161082
Definitely a latent homosexual.

>>11161082
>I don't really know what else to talk about. He's kinda wealthy, and sometimes sends me gifts, since I'm a poor NEET. The PC I'm using used to be his main until he bought a new one, and he sent it to me for free. He bought me a 4chan pass too, and a few games.
you're not helping his case

I've tried to talk to /jp/ on omegle today. I don't know why I've expected something different, but I don't think I'll try it ever again. I'm not good at being social.

It feels like literally everyone is a pervert. I don't like perverts...

>>11161073
Lesbians are pretty gay though.

>>11161094
/jp/ are lesbians trapped in a man's body.

>>11161082
Ahaha oh wow, you dense fucker.

>>11161098
I don't like people who don't like perverts...
Roleplaying perverts are pretty lame though.

>>11161098
/jp/ has repressed sexual frustration

>>11161082
So cute! I hope you spend the rest of your lives together.

>be on omegle
>interests: jp
>nervously waiting for a match
>finally connected to a stranger
>say hello
>anxiously waiting for a reply
>start sweating, no reply
>stranger is typing something; getting more nervous
>expecting /jp/ style bullying
>starting to have minor seizures, too anxious
>social anxiety getting hold
>maybe not a good idea
>finally the stranger's reply pops up


>are you a boil or a grill?

>>11161098

Desire of the flesh is truly shameful debauchery!

>>11161089
>>11161092
>>11161104
>>11161115
I can understand why people would interpret those gifts as trying to buy my affection (my parents thought the same), but no. There's no romance going on between us. We're just very close friends. He never really met people that were compatible with his personality before me. I remember him saying, a few months after we met, that I was the smartest girl he ever met. I still find that hilarious today.

>>11161098
I wish I could connect to a non pervy /jp/sie.

>>11161126
You can connect with me~ wink* wink*

>>11161129
;p

>>11161129
sent ;)

>>11161116
Who are you quoting?

>>11161139
>>11161137
>>11161129

Stop!

>>11161123
Don't you want to spend the rest of your lives together? It's obvious you were made for each other.

/jp/ has put lewd thoughts in my head nyoro~n..

>>11161006
Please respond.

>>11160978
Wow I didn't think some dicks could actually look like that I just though the artists were terrible at drawing dicks do you think it's the perpective?

>>11161150
To be honest, we had some projects of living together someday (as friends), and even though he claims he still would, I doubt it would happen. He lives in another country, and I hate bureaucracy. And I'm scared.

>>11161173
I don't think you have anything to be scared of, it's obvious he cares a lot about you.

Have you started HRT yet? Don't you want to be pretty for your partner?

>>11161173
You two are so gay.

>>11161180
>encouraging subhumanism

>>11161180
I actually gave up on being a trap 3 years ago. I realized that it was a terrible idea and that I'd probably end up uglier. And I hate women anyway.

>>11161180
Rarely do they look "pretty".

>>11161180
>Have you started HRT yet?
Yes. Here's a picture. Am I pretty?

This thread made me realize that it's time to get out of /jp/. Thank you.

>>11161202
Take care anon.

I was bullying someone from /jp/ on omegle for a few weeks then just stopped one day. I wonder whatever happened to him?

>>11161202
godspeed

>>11161202
What a pervert.

lol
Just say an /a/ ad. They're paying for anime now?

I want to blackmail a faggot

>>11161219
>/a/
>buying anime

>>11160958
I'm glad that I am not the only one, not specifically about omegle but for other type of chats.

I have my fair share of lewd stories, both short and long ones; cute ones and nasty ones. Those were interesting times. Now, that all of that is past me, I am in peace with myself.

>>11161220
I want /jp/ to take turns on me

>>11161219
>201X
>NOT buying anime
laffin my fuckin arse off

>>11161220
Only do that to normalfags, though.

Are you really this pathetic /jp/? You don't really get off to being bullied like these losers I keep connecting to, do you?

>>11161243
Don't you worry about what gets me off

>>11161243
I get off to hugging and kissing /jp/sies.

>>11161243
I would love nothing more than to be bullied, teased, and abused by a loli.

>>11161257
That happened to be in school. It sucked hard. Worse than being bullied by guys.

>>11161261
You didn't yet have the mindset to enjoy it.

Please help me, how do I get a conversation to last longer on this website than just the first couple greetings?

>>11161273
You have to be interesting.

>>11161273
Tell them your age.

>>11161273
Don't be a loser.

>>11161243
Every conversation I have with anybody turns into shit whenever they ask "What do you do for a living?". I've been made fun of because of my NEET status. The worst part is that they were really fun to talk to to the point that I considered them as potential friends. Revealing my true self doesn't get me anywhere with people and lying only stresses me out that somehow they'll find out about my secrets.

>>11161273
"hey"
"hi"
stranger has disconnected

>>11161280
I hope you at least have some friends.

>>11161294
About that...

>>11161280
Don't lose hope, I would accept you however you are.

Everyone who types with perfect punctuation and capitalization is a complete self righteous asshole on omegle, like this shit has never been contradicted

>>11161333
I disconnect with everyone that doesn't use proper capitalization.

>>11161333
This is why you have no friends, nerd.

All of the /jp/ers on Omegle are mean

>>11161257
Could you imagine what that'd be like? Imagine being woken up by a slap to the face by her small, soft hand. "What are you doing, it's 4PM you idiot," she says as she walks out through the door you had locked before going to sleep. Before you can actually realize what's going on, you hear her yelling from down the hall, "Get in here and make me a snack already".

You make your way to the kitchen and begin sleepily preparing something simple just to shut her up. Just as you open the fridge, you hear her voice pierce into your ears "Put on the apron," she demands, as you turn to see her pointing at an apron with "Kiss the Chef" written on it on it. You put on the apron and return to making her snack, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You're happy that she's at least she's not making you wear the bunny slippers as well. After finishing, you cut it in half and bring it over to her at the table.

"I'm not kissing you," she says, as she looks down at the sandwich. "You're going to feed me this". Her demands are endless but coming from such a small girl, you don't really mind. Letting out a sigh of disappointment she tells you "You cut them wrongly as well," making an up and down movement with her hand as if it were a knife. "You better not forget next time that I want it cut corner to corner," making a diagonal movement with her hand now. "Anyway, I'm hungry," she confesses, as she softly closes her eyes and opens her mouth.

Even though you've fed her time and time before, this is the first time you notice just how bright of a pink the inside of her mouth is. Her small tongue makes contact with her lower lip as she sits there, waiting for her food. You can see one eye open slightly wider, peeking to see if you're even still there. Shutting quickly, a color to match the inside of her mouth washes over her cheeks. She's embarrassed.

>>11161375
i'd just laugh it off, something that weak trying to command me around

>>11161375
>"You better not forget next time that I want it cut corner to corner,"

Is there anyone who doesn't do this? Broke my suspension of disbelief.

I like to go on the video section and snap pictures of /jp/sies.

>>11161408
are there really /jp/'s on video chat
what the fuck

>>11161385
Then she'd tell the police you raped her.

>>11161053

What are your preferences?

>>11161436
I have twice but it was a few months ago and then a few weeks ago. I couldn't find any /jp/ qts

>>11161463
I've always had a thing for younger boys. Why?

>>11161483

freak

>>11161499
Why do you say that?

>>11161510
Homosexuality is immoral, disgusting freak.

>>11161512
Please don't bully.

>>11161512
I don't consider myself a homo. I've never been attracted to real men.

>>11161512
I can make you feel like you've never felt before~

>>11161519
Not that anon but can you take my oral virginity? I don't want you to take my true virginity because that would be too much. I'll be ok without my oral virginity.

>>11161472
Do you just ask them if they're from /jp/ or what? I would like to find some myself.

>>11161540
i'll make you curl your toes anon-kun...

>>11161549
T-That's pretty hot.

>>11161549
Isn't toe curling an involuntary response to sexual pleasure? Whenever I masturbate I notice that my toes just move by themselves and they always curl during orgasm.

On a side note, today I went to Chipotle and ordered a bowl with double meat and chips and the lady didn't charge me for the extra meat or the chips. I also learned the "hot" salsa tastes weird.

>>11160958
thanks for the tip

>>11161540
I'd do it for you, but only if it was 69.

Don't worry, I'm not a big sweaty hairy man, I'm 120 lbs and 5'9" and shave.

>>11161581
>5'9"
Pffftt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA

>>11161586
are you okay

>>11161599
I think he just passed gas

>>11161602
im 5'9 too you want to work something out

>>11161586
>11161586
Stop with that retarded "manlet" meme.

>>11161586
I'm 18. What do you expect?

>>11161645
You're not going to get any taller.

>>11161645
Please tell that you at least have an enormous dong. If you don't eve have that you'll never, ever achieve man status.