/jp/ - Otaku Culture

But I don't own anything.

>>11159079
Really? What a fucking loser.

>>11159081
I forgot that I owned your mom like the dead slut she is.

>>11159097
My mom's not dead kid, jokes on you you probably fucked somebody elses dead mom.

>>11159109
>my mom's not dead

Are you like 12?

>>11159113
My mom was a teen when she had me, kid.

>>11159116
Your mom sounds like a dirty slut.

>>11159113
Are you like 60?

>>11159119
Sounds like you're jealous I have a beautiful mom and yours is so fucking ugly and fat and probably dead because you're an old bald fartbag.

>>11159122
Sounds like you want to fuck your mom, you can have after I'm finished destroying her vagina with my big black cock.

The extent of my otakuware is some pretty chopsticks, 3 japanese teapots and a wall scroll thing thats not even otaku things releated

>>11159134
Your dick is black? Dude, that sounds really unhealthy. You need to see a doctor.

>>11159066
your japanese tea pot you ordered off amazon

>>11159134
I don't have to worry about anything because niggers like you are so stupid and lazy they couldn't possibly follow through with a plan of action.

>Pawn Stars 2068
"Listen, these are some really nice figurines, and the onaholes are still in good shape, but I want to bring in an expert on otaku goods who can let me know just what exactly I'm dealing with here, and I'll give a call later"
"Ok, sounds good."
*handshake*

>>11159134

>>11159146
Where did you order your teapot?

Who cares? I'll be dead.

Any Antiques Roadshow or Dickinson's Real Deal otaku here?

I always laugh at the stupid shit people buy. People literally pay £100+ for a chamberpot.

I'm sure the otaku culture of today will be worth a lot of money in the future. "Oh isn't this anime doll just so evocative of the 2000s ... how I'd like to buy it for thousands of Euros!"

I ordered my kyusu from a Japanese kyusu website.

>>11159180
I bought mine of yuuki-cha.

>>11159210
Me too.

>>11159177
>People literally pay £100+ for a chamberpot.
Thats sort of disgusting. I dont want to imagine people paying money for an old, used onahole.

>>11159220
http://www.yuuki-cha.com/teaware/japanese-teapots/classic-tokoname-teapot
http://www.yuuki-cha.com/teaware/japanese-teapots/kokudei-fukuju-teapot
I have these two. Though my tea is about a year old by now and I cant afford to buy more...

>>11159242
My tea is also a year old!
http://www.yuuki-cha.com/teaware/japanese-teapots/sendan-sakura-tokoname-teapot

This is my teapot.

>>11159177
I am. In fact, I collect porcelain figurines myself. There are plenty of cute girl ones in pretty dresses, and people find it slightly more socially acceptable than plastic anime ones.

I'm much more worried about them finding my onaholes, doujinshi, (dragon) dildos, and HDDs full of shit like lolicon and guro to be honest.

I couldn't care less if they wanted to sell my things, I'm much more worried about the trauma I might cause them.

I care not. Everything is transient in life.

>>11159282
>>11159285

Edgy

>>11159066
What kind of teacups?
I prefer these long, waved, handleless ones - of course only for non-matcha tea. Feeling like back in glorious Edo period.

>>11159291
Thank you, I consider myself avant-garde indeed.

>>11159289
Where can I get cups like this?

>>11159291
I'm sorry, I didn't realise I was on /v/.

>>11159316
Way to take it like a fucking bitch. At least this guy >>11159295 was cool about it. Get lost whiny punk ass bitch.

>>11159289
Something like this.

>>11159324
How about you suck my cock, dude?
You could clean the smegma out from behind my foreskin if you'd like, it's plenty cheesy.

Something cuter is also always an option.

>>11159335
Sorry your dad already called dibs on your smegma.

#OWNED

I will be buried with my shit so that I may continue my NEET lifestyle in Osiris's golden fields.

>>11159335
O-Okay... Itadakimasu!!!

I'll take it with me, Viking style.

I wonder if my imouto will become addicted to Yukkuri abuse like I have.
The morbid curiosity quickly grew into an obsession with me, perhaps it will be the same for my own kin once they discover the beautiful things that I've kept hidden away in my hard-drives.

>>11159252
That looks really pretty.

They'll think there was a religion around worshipping 2D girls as gods. Wait for some incompetent historian with only a tiny sample to work with conclude that the next major war or our extinction was caused by disagreement over 2D waifus.

> Your figures, your japanese tea pot you ordered off amazon
You know me too well.

>>11159640
What the HECk is that

>>11159649
Piss bucket.

>>11159640
That's the worst tea pot i've ever seen.

>>11159690
Please don't bully the teapot, it didn't ask to be ugly and gimmickly designed.

I don't know what my relatives would do with my stuff if I died. I have instructions on a death letter in one of my drawers that asks them to put it into storage or give them to my only friend, since he likes the same sorta stuff. I doubt they'd do it though and they'd probably destroy it all. I think my mother has a particular distain for my Clannad school uniform I have up on the wall.

>>11159335

is smegma a yuro thing?

if you are cut or atleast wash your dick once a month you don't get smegma. atleast i never have.

I was just planning on destroying my laptop and phone and leaving instructions to burn or sell everything else in my suicide note.

I'll be dead anyway, what do I care...

>>11160498
It's common on people with phimosis (I know it from my childhood).
Given that everyone in /jp/ is a virgin, it should be common among our uncut fellows.

>>11160658
I never retracted my foreskin until i was 17. There was no smegma