/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Please don't give him your 2hus, /jp/, he is going to bully them!

>>11158089
Don't worry, this is a no-bully zone. Te-hee~

this is my cutest and bestest 2hu please onegai take gud care of her!!!!!

>>11158105
Yaaay! I'll take care of her, even though she is an inferior touhou. Come back later; I'll groom her up!

Guys, this sounds like a scam...

>>11158105

wan wan

>>11158105
Don't worry, guys. Here she is! She's just a liiiitle tired~ I'll giver her back, okay?

>>11158181
W-what did you do to her?

>>11158105
It's onegai o christmas, you stupid anon.

>>11158087
I'm able to take care of my 2hus by my self. thanks

here's my 2hu

please care take of my 2hu thanks

>>11158181
Aiya~ She wet herself like the bitch she is! I didn't know she isn't potty-trained. I'll continue taking care of her...

>>11158205
Waaaii~I love animals! Such a cute 2hu, I'll love her tenderly!

>>11158211
I think she is old enough to take care of herself! However, we will accept her because she is a cutie~

>>11158243
>I think she is old enough to take care of herself! However, we will accept her because she is a cutie~
She has brain problems. Thank you for the understanding.

Here OP takes this handy chen.

>>11158250

I'll take good care of Byakuren. I won't take advantage of her or anything.

I swear she is a touhou! She has magical abilities and look, even a silly hat. Best touhou.

>>11158087
Why Tenshi crying? Who broke her doll?

>>11158288
Cum Bump Musume.

>>11158288
Actually, nobody broke her doll. She's just an attention slut! Don't worry, the daycare takes good care of her. Pic related, Tencute after her daycare session~

>>11158266
I'm sorry, this is not a touhou. I don't have the license to take care of non-touhous.

>>11158299
She doesn't look like she had a lot of fun...

And have them learn moves I don't want? I'll pass. But do you offer breeding services?

>>11158312
>breeding services
T-That's lewd! We might consider it~

>>11158304
nyoron~

>>11158319
A-Are you that dude I'm supposed to draw for?

Okay, I hope she's in good condition when I come back.

please show me your license before i enthrust my touhou to you

tanshi is by far one of the worst touhous

she is the ultimate secondary touhou

>>11158334
Please don not doubt Touhou Daycare Center. We ensure customer satisfaction and always strive to improve our service.

>>11158316
I want to breed Iku and Okuu. I'll be happy if I can get a nuclear electric space cape drill out of this.

>>11158352
That's def flan m8

>>11158087
Here's my touhou.
Mind the teef.

>>11158325
I offered ssf4ae2012 on steam in the fgg, someone said he do a drawing for me. I accepted but he said he wasnt serious and goes watching netflix.
If that is you then yes. But I wouldnt mind if you draw an ika for us. :3c

>>11158354
please take good care of them!

>>11158087
>Nothing bad is going to happen to them ;)
I'm on to you son of a bitch.

>>11158087
>Touhou Daycare Center
Damn you. For a moment I thought you were about to talk about a real game. Someone should make it.

>>11158243
Reimu is doing great! She spilled some yoghurt all over her head though. She even put some in her private parts, what a naughty girl!

>>11158411
Haha, silly girl. How did you even manage to spill the yogurt on so many places, dummy? Reimu the dummy, haha.

>>11158431
Pls no bully. Some girls are just clumsy.

>>11158411
Oops, Reimu fell down the stairs! No worries, she'll be fine. You can pick up your Reimu now, thank you for your patronage! We hope to see you again soon!

>>11158467
ARE YOU CUM MUSUME? WHAY ARE YOU RESORTING TO VIOLENCE!!!

>>11158467
She fell down the stairs? What a dojikko! Cute ;)
captcha: friendship inhrke

Your service is horrible. Good thing I didn't leave my touhou with you.

I wonder what makes people fantasize about raping and abusing women? Are they the same kind of people who pull the legs off of bugs as kids and burn the legless bodies?

I used to know a guy like that. 250 lbs by the age of 16, and he was a bloody loser. Pulled a knife on me once for making fun of his meal of a full pack of donettes. He spends most of his time drinking alcopops and playing netgames when he isn't drifting from job to job.

What a loser, he will never know the pleasant touch of a pretty girl~

These 2hus are left here for the day~ Check on them tomorrow! Thank you for your patronage!

>>11158532
I-I hope the 2hus will be fine...

>>11158527
I used to kill ants during lunch break at school. But no matter how many I killed, they never went away and left me all alone. Best friends forever.

>>11158527
>btw im a grill
Your kind just deserve to be rape and abuse on a daily basis.

>>11158540

I tried to guide them towards sentience. Apparently I thought the problem was no-one had taught them rather than their brains the size of salt crystals.

>>11158527
i always yelled at kids who killed bugs back then
but they always continued just because it made me sad

>>11158532
>windows
R.I.P. little 2hus

>>11158532
why tomorrow?
you're ran out "yougurt"?

>>11158543
I wish I was a pretty little girl. I could wear striped stockings, a plaid skirt and a pink halter top, tie my long hair into a ponytail, and belittle sexually frustrated turbonerds like you wwww

>>11158548
I read books when I was learning to read.

>>11158549

I try to avoid killing bugs now. A caterpillar got on my shirt and I let it leave. I kill spiders though because they scare the daylights out of me and I'm afraid they'll kill me if I don't do anything.

>>11158532
tfw too late for 2hu daycare ;_;
I'll drop my 2hus tomorrow I guess...

>>11158532
>Taken care of

>>11158532
Wait the license folder is empty...
this is an unlicensed daycare!

>>11158588
I'm calling the FBI.

>>11158575
If I find spiders, I usually take a piece of paper from my printer and use it to drop the spider safely outside my apartment.

>>11158588
This...This...he probably is a sick child lover trying to take advantage of all the cute 2hus we brought to him!

>>11158588
>>11158591
>>11158597
D-Don't make such accusations! I just misplaced the certificate just now. Thanks for your concern~

>>11158602
Oh good. Sorry, I shouldn't have doubted you. That was rude on my part. Please continue to take good care of all the cutest and best 2hus.

>>11158593
This, by leaving one spider alive you indirectly kill hundreds of flies and cockroaches.

>Nothing bad is going to happen to them ;)
>;)
>;
>,
you shouldn't have trusted him

>>11158613
In my brain, this post played out as some sort of CSI zoom effect followed by you saying that in a gravelly voice.

Thank you, you made me laugh.

>>11158593

I fear that they'll jump me, bite me and turn my arm into a hideous useless mess. It's pretty irrational since there aren't many spiders that can kill around here but I can't help it.

>>11158608
W-What? One week ago a big spider entered my house by the windows, I just made it go away but didn't kill it.
Do you think I've just let out a serial killer? I didn't know about that..

>>11158602
I'd like to take a closer look at your license.
Here's mine, by the way.

Jesus fuck autism
#rekt #bullying #burncenters

Someone please explain to me what's the point of such posts like >>11158635
>#___ #___ #___
I don't get it. Is that some kind of new meme or something?

>>11158644
Don't bother, I think it's some kind of twitter meme.

>>11158548
>. Apparently I thought the problem was no-one had taught them rather than their brains the size of salt crystals.


People think like that today about negroes, they dont understand that the negro man is beyond help.

>>11158644
On twitter people use # (hashtag) to mark their messages with certain keywords that are employed as labels. For example if I put ``what is this ugly bitch #milk'' in my tweet, then people searching for this particular tag will find my message.

Now hashtags are used ``ironically'' on 4chan (and other websites) to mock the trend and essentially make a joke about it. It's not funny though.

#knowledge #themoreyouknow #anotherbrickinthewall

>>11158327
She looks kinda retarded here. Special needs?

>>11158655
They say that's it replaces ironic forum tagging, which is a pity. /nostalgia

Take care of my 2hu will ya

>>11159262
Please don't insult my girlfriend.

I can't wait to see their smiling, clean faces!

Have a nice day. Oh and make sure you put on you sun screen if you play outside.

Make sure she isn't a nuisance to the other 2hus.

She's a very fragile girl.
Please take extra care with her.

>>11159950
C-cute!

>>11159781
It's like she knows what's about to happen!

It that case I'll leave Yukarin in your care.
She usually just sleeps and eats but she might prank you when she's awake, so be careful!