/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Shit 2hu, would not lend a towel.

>>11143723
Here, drink it. This sperm will warm you up.

Too big tits would not let her eat me.

wet again

>>11143775
Rumia's urine is a delicacy!

>>11143781

>>11143725
>>11143775
>>11143781
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

>>11143846
I can't resist, her body is just too lewd

Nyuumia is best Rumia.

>>11143861
>>11143865
>>11143873
>>11143875
Sexualizing Rumia ist verboten

Her body is pure and does not have breasts

get out

>>11143878
she's a temptress

>>11143899
I'll fight you

pig dog lolicons best watch they backs

>>11143913
trippy

I wish I had a Rumia.

Rumia without the seal on her head is a powerful cosmic entity which pushed all life in the universe to the brink of extinction.

her powers include:
Creation, destruction and manipulation of dark energy and dark matter, near omniscient intelligence, manipulation of matter at a cosmic scale, energy projection at a cosmic scale, time and space manipulation, able to terminate a concept, can easily concentrate on 80 septillion objectives at once, can perceive and freely move to any upper or lower dimensions (from the 1st up to the 12th), super strength(manage up to 22.7 Centillion yottatons of force), super speed(max speed=12.7 Centillion times faster than the speed of light), invulnerability(Can tank a big bang level of power before actually being hurt), and immortality.

Now that she's sealed all she could do is turn her immediate surroundings literally darker.

>>11143961
Why is that man naked?

>>11144067
he was born that way

>>11144067
It feels great.

>>11143723
fixed

>>11144067
He's putting his penis inside Rumia.

>>11144090
You didn't fix anything. She still has those giant tumors on her chest.

>>11144108
This. Completely unacceptable.

>>11144108
Rumia is a girl!

>>11144125
Rumia isn't a grown girl!

Rumia is tickleable

I want to cuddle Rumia while sleeping

>>11144168
i want to tickle her insides, if you know what i mean

>>11144328
I want full metal jackets to tickle the insides of people who are lewd in Rumia threads, if you know what I mean

Sex with Rumia!
Sex with Rumia!
Sex with Rumia!

>>11144588
What would it feel like? I really wonder.

>>11144595
the tightest

>>11144588
Translate it you weeabos

>>11144692
>Should I stay like this?
>You won't tickle me?

Two years ago you could tell the thread OP's had a semblance of intelligence to them because the file names were renamed or showed the image was directly downloaded from pixiv. Nowadays it's just filtered *booru shit.

>>11144595
That feel after fucking Rumia. I would imagine it being a feel like none other. Like you are floating on cloud nine or something. Fapping to those other old hag touhous like Yukari or Kanako makes your cum smell rotten. But fapping to Rumia pleasing some guy with a hairy stomach makes your cum squirt out with such pure intensity that you will feel like you are floating on air. The way your dick feels OH GOD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. All those moralfags out there will need to fap to Rumia at least once before they die because there is no other feel like it.

>>11144840
Shouldn't he be out of jail by now? Or is he even still alive?

>>11144828
I agree. Even a year ago there was at least some semblance of a conversation going back and forth between the (admittedly small) number of people who could be counted to contribute fresh ideas and pictures and new perspectives to such threads. Nowadays people post the same pictures (from shitty boorus half the time) over and over and most of it is pedo shit. You can tell its mostly horny teenagers doing this, they can't type much with one hand stroking it...

What was the named of that one Rumia blowjob story? Can't find it.

>>11144855
Last time I heard, he's violated a pretrial release condition. Probably back in jail now. He's not supposed to be online to start with and he got caught making a few comments on Youtube, Twitter, and Giantbomb.

http://ia600801.us.archive.org/0/items/gov.uscourts.mied.267305/gov.uscourts.mied.267305.37.0.pdf

>>11144168
I want to tickle that belly

>>11144877
Don't know about a blowjob story, but I like this one.

I really want to cum inside of Rumia. Imagine being home with her on a hot summer night, the sound of the crickets outside leaking in through the window. You two are on the bed already doing lewd things, things like truth or dare, or hiding a penny somewhere on your body and having the other person search for it, or just a good old fashion game of I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Whatever you've done, you're both on the bed nearly naked and very eager to do more. You bluntly ask Rumia if you can have sex with her and she refuses quickly with a giggle, "No!", to which you say you'll just put the tip in, just for a second, to see how it feels. The oldest trick in the book, but such a young girl doesn't know. She stays silent for a short moment, her eyes darting around the room. She grabs a pillow and buries her face in it before letting out the muffled words, "Just a bit is fine."

She falls back and rolls onto her side, her face still pressed into the pillow, ready for whatever you want to do to her. To start with turning her small body onto her back. Sliding her panties off and spreading her legs slightly you can tell what her body wants it regardless of what she's saying. Grabbing your erection through the hole in your boxers, you place it up against the small slippery slit between her legs and push.

>>11145115
That's all?

>>11145004
shamo is so obscene and indecent!

>>11145157
I'm afraid so.

>>11144588
Dammit, I guess I know what I'm doing tonight.

>>11145239
Hunt youkai in your shrine maiden outfit!

>>11144865
That's why all the conversation I contribute is derailing their terrible secondary fantasies with pure touhou stories.

Except for Rumia. She's been designated for NTR.

>>11145247
But I don't have a shrine maiden outfit, and even if I did, I'm terrible at hunting. I like animals and Rumia too much.

>>11144877
Found it!
http://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/res/478.html#1912

>>11143878
She farts and picks her nose.

Prove me wrong.

>>11145460
Even pure people have normal bodily functions, sillybuns.

>>11144133
Apparently she is in the enclosed picture.

>>11144168
Aaah...I wanna make her buck and howl with endless laughter...

>>11143913

>>11143915

I want to watch the sky with Rumia on a hot summer night

Afterward maybe we could find a lone human to kill together

>>11146516
Killing is wrong!

>>11146522
If killing is wrong then Rumia is wrong too! Surely you can't agree with that.

After some consideration, Rumia has been found to be a threat to human society and has thus been detained. Soon she will be either disposed of or given a role beneficial to humanity.

>>11146590
I can "dispose" of her, if you know what i mean

>>11146606
I don't.

>>11146590
>role beneficial to humanity
Gagged humanoid toilet chained to town square?

Eat shit youkai scum.

>>11146615
Possibly. We're open to suggestions.

>>11146616
You will be eaten and shitted by a cute youkai

I ATTACK THE DARKNESS

>>11146621
Parasol for those youkai not lucky enough to have been born with one.

>>11146621
Give her a morning exercise show for lolicons to get healthy.

>>11146621
Give her to me

>>11146766
Out of the question. This is a dangerous creature here; I highly doubt you've got the equipment or skills needed to contain or destroy such a beast.

>>11146713
For the benefit of humanity, anonymous.

>>11146721
Hmm. Elaborate.

Darkness attack!

>>11147477
I would imagine it would be Rumia doing exercises while prompting you to follow.

>>11146590
If you think a couple of flimsy leather straps can hold a youkai, you have a surprise waiting for you.
It's probably your spleen.

>>11147575
There's metal there, you don't see all the restraints, and Rumia isn't that strong.

chocolate rumia

>>11146663
haaaaaaa

Happy Rumia day, /jp/!

Please show your love and support for this precious little girl.

>>11146516
That sounds so sweet! I hope that you'll volunteer to take the corpse back to your place and cook it for supper, for Rumia. She is a growing girl and needs tasty, healthy food if she wants to become a strong youkai.

>>11146533
Right and wrong do not matter when you are serving Rumia!

>>11146590
[x] Jailbreak

Rumia has never been in love before, so she doesn't know what to do, or how to act. Please be patient.

>>11147483

>>11148032
Yes of course. Unless she wants to eat it on the spot.

>>11148240
Oh no, Rumia's been hurt! She needs to be washed and bandaged up immediately before supper and bedtime.

I want to build a small shrine to Rumia in my bedroom. Something that I can break down and hide when I'm not using it. A small framed picture of her and some candles are obvious components but I feel I might need something more...

>>11148575
Some kind offering perhaps?

>>11148705
Yeah, I've thought of giving sacrifices or libations, though I wouldn't know what to do with them. Anything perishable is out of the question, and building codes and common sense prevents me from burning anything inside. I'd like to build it outside, ideally, so I could burn monthly offerings ay night,but I'd be afraid of meeting coyotes in the forest.

Perhaps wooden amulets or paper tokenswould be the best? I could hang them and leave them to degrade over time.

>>11145436
>linking Tea Hat Party
cancer in my /jp/

Does Rumia fly around naked? It feels good and no one can see her. I bet she does it.

I'm surprised Rumia is still alive and well. She's not strong, but flies around literally blind most of the time. You'd think she'd have run into something dangerous by now.

>>11148919
She's a youkai, what keeps her alive is the faith and superstitions of humans. Physical wounds do not hurt her, only spiritual wounds.

>>11148929
Really? What about attacks from other youkai?
And even then, with all the crazy bizzare stuff in Gensokyo, death isn't the only nasty thing that can happen to a person.

>>11148929
We are helping to keep Rumia alive right now.

>>11148941
Attacks from other youkai take the form of mock battles, with balls of light and other such projectiles used. They hurt but do not kill. There are weaker youkai and other magical beings that fight for keeps, but these are generally incredibly weak youkai, relative even to Rumia.

Yeah, incidents do happen, but they are generally not terrible, and once they are resolved, life goes back to drinking tea and eating mochi or whatever.

>>11149200
>Attacks from other youkai take the form of mock battles, with balls of light and other such projectiles used. They hurt but do not kill.
Well yes, if the other party is interested in spellcards.

>There are weaker youkai and other magical beings that fight for keeps, but these are generally incredibly weak youkai, relative even to Rumia.
You sure about that?

>>11148964
Not really. We are killing her in Gensokyo and trying to summon her here.

>>11149226
>You sure about that?
That's the gist of what I gathered from the various print works.

I wouldn't be surprised to read something from the canon works that contradicts these notions, however.

Would you humiliate little Rumia in public? What's the best way to do it?

>>11149530
You're gross

>>11149530
Pet her.

Contrary to most fanart, I imagine that a young girl such as herself would hate that kind of belittling.

>>11149677
There are far worse forms of humiliation, though. We must destroy her dignity and self-worth.

Even little Rumia understands that having her asshole exposed to the world is pretty humiliating.

>>11149530
see >>11146615

>>11149530
No, I wouldn't.

>>11149720
How is having an ass humiliating?

>>11149735
I'd normally be all for it, but come on. She's like a little kid; public toilets should be sexy.

>>11149720
>We must destroy her dignity and self-worth.

No. Go kill yourself for even thinking such horrible thoughts.

Embarrassing someone /=/ destroying their self-worth and dignity.

>>11149677
Uuu...

>>11149677
I want to pinch her cheeks, then grope her ass

>>11150127
>>11149720
Remove lewd lolicon from premises

>>11149735
I don't like the idea. In order to use a toilet, you have to expose your privates.

The humiliation is less effective if she isn't the only one exposing her silly-looking ass to the world.

>>11150069
Humiliating someone =/= embarrassing someone

Also, what if they record everything with a camera? She won't be able to brag about anything anymore. She won't be able to feel superior to anyone. They all saw her asshole and will always remember it. Her dignity has been destroyed, the illusion has been cleared forever.

What if they torture and force her to say degrading things?

>>11150127
What about slapping her ass cheeks until they become red?

"Gee, what goes in here?"

>>11150241
Gloryholes are scary.

>>11150302
Just the ones with teeth.

>>11150326
When will Rumia lose her baby teeth? She should be missing a few already.

>Lost to Reimu Again

>"But, but, you know, I made her use a bomb!"
>"Yeah, you did a great job. pet pet"
>"Ehehe..."

>>11150427
>autism

So Rumia can't read, right?

>>11150499
My 7 year old girlfriend can read just fine. Rumia can read everything you throw at her.

>>11150536
Your 7 year old girlfriend is probably smarter than Rumia, and has been to school and stuff.
Also Rumia's in the dark all the time. Her eyesight is probably terrible.

>>11150536
did you and your 7 year old girlfriend fucked?

>>11150536
>My 7 year old girlfriend

Did you gave her the D?

>>11150536
Are you fucking her?

>>11150536
>My 7 year old girlfriend
care to explain a little more about your relationship with her?

>>11150566
Now, now.
Rumia may look like a little girl, but don't underestimate her intelligence or experience. Never forget that she is in truth a voracious predator, most likely as old as humanity's fear of the dark, even though, just as she is now sealed, most of that fear has now been overcome.

>>11150634
O, don't start that crap.

>>11150566
She probably can't even wipe her own ass.

>>11150536
>5 replies

>>11150605
She reminds me of Ushiromiya Maria.

>>11150536

>>11150647
Youkai are embodiments of human fear, and likewise, feed upon human fear. Despite her form, Rumia is a powerful and dangerous youkai. Never forget it.

>>11150718
>powerful
Not really, no.

>dangerous
If she wasn't fucking blind, yeah.

I meant the whole" don't underestimate her intelligence or experience," "old as humanity's fear of the dark" crap. Rumia isn't a big deal. That's the whole point.

>>11150499
>>11150536
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Rumia
>What're you talking about? I've already let a little light in so I could read this piece of paper.
Are you what they call a secondary?

>>11150734
Huh, go figure.

>>11150676
Your thumb looks like COCK.

>>11150427
cute

>>11150605
This would make a nice desktop wallpaper! Or a portrait for >>11148575's shrine!

>>11150725
>Not really, no
She's powerful "enough" that humans are generally wary of her, and she's more powerful than the no-name youkai, fairies, and other entities that swarm your screen. PMiSS recognizes that it is pointless for your average human to fight ANY youkai, including Rumia.

The whole point of her being "weak" relative to the playable characters and the SDM is because having a weak and relatively nonthreatening boss with a stereotypically powerful and menacing ability (manipulation of the darkness) is one of ZUN's many many throwaway jokes. This does not subtract from Rumia's place within the overall relationship between youkai and the humans of Gensokyo; she wouldn't exist if the humans didn't believe that threats lurk in the darkness.

Jesus fuck there's like 20 pages of new content for the Rumia tag that's been posted today. I'm guessing it's because July is the 7th month.

A lot of it involves tying these amulets onto bamboo plants. What's this all about?

Also I dunno who's winning here. Please help.

>>11151174
It's pretty even. Cirno has 3 of a kind, but Rumia is one diamond away from a Flush, and a 10 away from a straight. I'd put my money on Cirno.

>>11151179
>I'd put my money on Cirno.
I-I know true gamblers never play favourites, b-b-but...

>>11151000
Says Akyuu.
I wanna shine a flashlight in her face and see what happens.

>>11151174
Cirno is doing an all-in, meaning she's a filthy Terran player, so she loses (at life) by default.

>>11151198
Her darkness sphere is magic; it automatically cancels out any light that enters (while still letting it pass through). Artificial light is useless.

>>11151000
>PMiSS recognizes that it is pointless for your average human to fight ANY youkai, including Rumia.
I do not fear the darkness.

>>11151214
yeah okay

>>11151218
The darkness fears me.

>>11151220
What you should truly fear is the downward death spiral of your career.

>>11151174
>>11151179
Cirno has a 77.27% chance to win

>>11151214
>>11151218
>>11151220
screencap this epic shit for future generations!!!

>>11151229
It is not the fall that kills you.

>>11151236
It's the landing.

>>11151238
>>11151236
That suggests that your career could hit bottom. I'm pretty sure you could pull an Arnold and do gay porn.

Pleasuring Rumia

>>11151204
How do you know?

Happy Rumia Day.

>>11151251
She look sad

>>11151174
If Rumia calls she's exactly 22.727% to win, Cirno's way ahead.

Hands up if you masturbated to this thread.

>>11151174
If the river is a 10, Rumia wins with a straight, otherwise, Cirno wins with her nines.

>>11151334
Flush.

>>11151334
Rumia also wins on any diamond.

>>11151333
god dammit rance, fucking my favorite 2hus

>>11151326
I probably will later.

>>11151170
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanabata

>>11151292
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Rumia
>Rumia has the ability of manipulating darkness. By covering herself in pure darkness, she is able to prevent sunlight from passing thought the darkness as this darkness is magical in nature, and can render traditional lights such as torches useless within it.
Christ, guys.

>>11151292
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Rumia
>Rumia has the ability of manipulating darkness. By covering herself in pure darkness, she is able to prevent sunlight from passing thought the darkness as this darkness is magical in nature, and can render traditional lights such as torches useless within it.
Christ, guys.

>>11151355
... can I still set her on fire?

>>11151356
... can I still set her on fire?

>>11151369
Only with your loins.

>>11151356
Not seeing nothing 'bout flashlights and modern technology.
Science beats magic.

>>11151356
What if Okuu puts a star in it?

Would you let Rumia eat your favorite Touhou?

I would let her eat whatever she wants

>>11151326
I masturbated to the humiliation posts.

>>11151688
Way to spoil a kid.

>>11151679
Absolutely not! Who the hell would!?

>>11151688
Traitorous bitch.

>>11151428
Her PMiSS article mentions torches, and the light produced by a torch is no different than that produced by the sun.

>>11153186
Except, you know, the whole nuclear explosion part the sun has.

>>11151438
The light would be cancelled out, though she would get vaporized by the heat and radiation.

Also, where is that gif from?

>>11153190
Photons are photons...I'm assuming.

>>11153196
Maybe, but depending on its source (among other things) light behaves differently: sometimes it acts like a wave, and sometimes like a particle stream.

Rumia's power has got to be pretty flexible to ward of ALL kinds of light.

>>11153215
Yeah, but It's, ya know, magic and shit.

>>11153244
Magic is not unlike physics. It has its own rules and mechanics it must follow.

>>11153277
A set of rules that are ultimately incompatible with rational logic and empiricism.

So I've printed a small picture of Rumia (TH 6 official artwork) and there's a dollar store nearby that sells small picture frames and white candle stubs.

I'm going to scavenge around a construction site later tonight for a suitable piece of wood or scrap metal that would make for a good altar mount for the portrait. It should be surrounded by candles - five right now, though as I add to it I'm envisioning 15-20 candles.

I've settled on red ribbons as a suitable sacrificial offering to burn, though as said beforehand I can't burn them inside. Burning outside would risk sparking a forest fire.

I'm also thinking of using mistletoe as a more easily disposable and inconspicuous offering (Rumia's GoM sigil has a branch of mistletoe in it) and I already have the resources to make prayer tokens. Don't know where I would find mistletoe though...

At this point my shrine is set to establish Rumia as an excellent bodhisattva/ancestral spirit/whatever in my household! Wish me luck!

>>11153277
Science has rules, and to produce an effect, it must abide by those rules. Any rules or guidelines for magic tend to be individualized, and usually have room for error.

>>11153335
>I've settled on red ribbons as a suitable sacrificial offering to burn
Oh, I like it. I hope you succeed!

>>11153335
I'm also probably going to start writing the paper tokens this week.

Anyone have any requests, pseudonovenas they want fulfilled in the name of Our Most Holy and Benevolent Virgin of the Darkness?

Kana is preferred, I just started learning and I need the practice.

Rumia is such an innocent and naive girl, if you told her you just wanted to check something she's probably let you.

>>11153359
Please don't molest Rumia.

>>11153339
Well, um, okay?

>>11153335
>So I've printed a small picture of Rumia (TH 6 official artwork)

I don't think it's necessary to go straight to the source on this one. Any picture of Rumia, so long as that Rumia is the same Rumia, should do.

>>11153215
Not quite. All photons have the same general properties, although sunlight has different wavelengths mixed in as well as other forms of radiation.

>>11154219
You sure? I figured I'd remove any intermediate influences that might be created by fanartists between ZUN's fingers and my eyes.

It's a provisional icon anyway, I plan on something better and more vivid when I finally replace my old printer with something that can print in colour properly.

>>11151864
Enjoy your pink eye, birdbrain.

>>11153335
Okay.
Just don't expect us to bail you out if you accidentally summon her.

>>11151864
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/262012.php
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/10124306/Japanese-craze-for-eyeball-licking-leads-to-rise-in-infections.html

>>11156782
Well Rumia fucking eats her friend alive after that, so I don't think she's worried about an eye infection.

>>11156555
If it comes to that, I willingly forefeit my body.

>>11157568
Please do not give up on your pride as a human.

No matter how much you worship Rumia, please realize that she is not human.

>>11157569
Pure devotion spans the species divide.

Rumia M.D.

>>11157689
I wonder if I can postpone my treatment by finding a more suitable "volunteer" for the procedure

>>11158294
Your dick?

>>11158331
But I won't be able to jack off unless I have a penis!

I love little Rumia.

>>11157689
Careful Rumia, its contagious

>>11157689
What are the symptoms?
More bug bites than normal? Dogs licking you?
This is important

>>11158783
I love her so much.
Oh so much.

It's time, anon.

>>11158819
>Dogs licking you?
You could say that.

after watching this I see Rumia in a new light http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEC8E92DBCEFCDD5C&feature=plcp

You guys are making me question my usual response to this picture.

>>11160420
>http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEC8E92DBCEFCDD5C&feature=plcp
Touhou Osana? pls no

http://exhentai.org/g/508865/7db2c69fb5/
Translate it you weeabos

>>11151174
If the queen or jack of diamonds comes on the River (final card) Rumia is guaranteed to lose the majority of her money believe she has the nuts (best hand).

>>11151230
>>11151309
How do you get this? 8 cards are revealed, so we have 44 cards left in the deck. Rumia wins on 10 or diamonds. There are four 10s left, and nine (13 - 4) diamonds left, that should total 12 (13 - 1 because of overlap on 10 of diamonds), giving a 12/44 chance of a desirable card, which is 27.27%.

Could also calculate it from Rumia's perspective, who has to decide whether to call without being able to see Cirno's hand, but that would just make it 12/46 -> 26.09%.

What am I doing wrong here? Please explain.

/jp/ - Poker Culture

>>11161903
Oh, nevermind, I didn't take into account that Rumia would lose despite getting a flush if Cirno got full house.

>>11160888
Not that it matters, since Cirno just shoved the turn.

>>11161912
Let's play, weebs.

Hug Rumia?
Y/N

>>11163568
Y