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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.11139152
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>>11139139
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Japanese bird cooking Japanese bird

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Spaghetti cooking Japanese bird.

>> No.11139255

But that's not spaghetti...?

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Asian avian boiling noodles

>> No.11139272

>>11139271
Why is she saying "1"?

>> No.11139279

>>11139272
That is an eighth note, friend. Presumably, she is humming as she cooks. Singing, maybe, since birds do that, but her mouth is closed so I don't know.

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Japanese bird delinquent cooking up trouble

>> No.11139318

>>11139284
Kisamaa

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Japanese bird grilling burger

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Did you know that by adding baking soda to the water, you can transform your spaghetti into ramen noodles?

>> No.11139500

>>11139497
Why not just buy ramen noodles?

>> No.11139501

>>11139500
They are expensive compared to spaghetti

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>>11139497
Seriously? Didn't know that, thank you, kind anon. But at what time exactly should put it? And what amount?

>> No.11139556

>>11139501
How much is spaghetti now? 5 cents?

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Spaghetti cooking Japanese bird.

>> No.11139841

How much spaghetti can a bird make?

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>> No.11140025

>>11139408

Zun cooking a Touhou?

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Cooking is very hard.

>> No.11140062

>>11140041
holy crap you should be more careful

>> No.11140064

>>11140041
>Why are you so mad bro? I just the whole kitchen.

>> No.11140076

>>11140041
I didn't think this was possible.

>> No.11140112

>>11140041
>cookingwithtouka.jpg

>> No.11140117

>>11140041
Now all you need to do is put her in the overn.

>> No.11140119

>>11140041
It's almost like someone asking Okuu to cook.
I don't understand why any of you guys would want to do that unless you obviously want to buy a new kitchen.

>> No.11140120

>>11140041
She should get out of the kitchen.

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>>11140062
>>11140064
>>11140076
>>11140112
>>11140117
>>11140119
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>> No.11140129

>>11140126
Just don't let her get in the kitchen.

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>>11140041
She looks like she would make a good wife.

>> No.11140147

>>11140076
Actually dude, as a clumsy motherfucker I can see how that could happen pretty easily:
She's probably making crepes, and has prepared all the ingredients and tools on the counter. After mixing the batter she sets the bowl next to the pan, and notices a badly placed egg rolling towards the edge. Turning quickly to it, she misjudges the distance and knocks off the flour; flinching and falling backwards, she hits the pan's handle with her elbow, catapulting the bowl into the air, the contents falling off camera while the bowl lands on her head.
The burns don't look very recent, but if she was using an older gas stove, she could've just forgotten to turn off the lighter before pulling her hand close to her chest or leg after ignition.

I'd call her a dangerous klutz, but I've made bigger messes with more blood.

>> No.11140148

>>11140126
>after this he went to town on her virgin body

>> No.11140184

>>11140147
Anon, will you be my clumsy waifu?

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